Spar for the Course

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Open up your eyes! Open up your ears!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# It's a simple message

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:42# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:46 > 0:00:49# If we can learn to work and play

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- # And get along with each other - Hey!

0:00:51 > 0:00:57# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hey, DW.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Hello. I'm Muffy Crosswire,

0:01:09 > 0:01:14the host of today's show, which is all about cooperation.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19Nothing illustrates cooperation better than the engine of a car.

0:01:19 > 0:01:24Let's look under the hood of this affordable sporty Canberra Emu.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Buster!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29What are you doing in there?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31You're ruining my intro.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34No, no. Arthur said I could open the show today.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Hold on, everyone, we're going to Centaurus A,

0:01:37 > 0:01:40a galaxy over 10 million light years away.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Welcome to the Symbiosa, a yet-to-be-discovered planet

0:01:48 > 0:01:53where there is no fighting and all the creatures love each other.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Aargh! Something's on my head!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Aw. It's an octobadger.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01He wants to nibble on your brain.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02It's how they show affection.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Get it off! Get it off!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Don't worry, Bruiser Barnes will save you.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Take that you cute, fuzzy cyclops.

0:02:14 > 0:02:19Binky! What are you doing? You can't body slam the octobadger.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22We're on Symbiosa, the love planet.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25No, we aren't. We're in a professional wrestling ring.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26DING!

0:02:26 > 0:02:30See? And the octobadger is fine.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32(It's all fake.)

0:02:33 > 0:02:35But I'm doing the show open.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Uh-uh, it's my turn.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- You're both wrong. It's my show. - Oh, yeah?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Tell that to him.

0:02:56 > 0:02:5827...

0:03:05 > 0:03:0628...

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Oh, try hitting it harder.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14CRASH!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16RUMBLING

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Whoo-hoo!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33We're really sorry about the windmill, Mr Schenk.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37It's not the first time it's broken but it's definitely the last.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Guess I'll just have to buy another one.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Let's see, there's a 1742 Stomermolin...

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Nah, too fancy.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Why does it have to be a windmill?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Yeah, it's always a windmill.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53Couldn't you get something a little more...exciting?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Like what, a wind turbine? Where would the hole go?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59No, something radically different.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Yeah, like, I don't know, a dinosaur or...

0:04:02 > 0:04:06A replica of Machu Picchu made entirely of yucca.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08What? That's radically different.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Whoa, whoa, slow down.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Who's going to design this? The mini golf elves?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- No, we would.- Yeah!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19And we'll only charge you for parts and labour.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Better yet, we'll do it for free.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Hmm. An 18th hole designed by the customer.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27There could be some good press in that.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29ALL: Whoo-hoo!

0:04:29 > 0:04:30OK, you've got a week,

0:04:30 > 0:04:33but it better be good or else I'm going to go with Big Windy,

0:04:33 > 0:04:35the budget windmill.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42HE TAPS HIS PENCIL

0:04:42 > 0:04:44How about this?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47A windmillipede.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49What's a windmillipede?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I don't know.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I can't think with you making all that noise.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58It's not noise, it's Max Roach's drum solo from Cherokee.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Binky, now is not the time to be thinking of music.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Wait! That's it!

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- We do a musical 18th hole. - How would we do that?- Easy.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11The goal is to hit the ball into the bell of a clarinet.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16The tee is on top of a grand piano.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- You hit the ball onto a timpani - DRUM BEATS

0:05:19 > 0:05:21and it bounces onto another timpani

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- then rattles around a triangle... - TRIANGLE RINGS

0:05:24 > 0:05:27..then it drops onto the keys of a xylophone,

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- then hits a cymbal... - CYMBALS CRASH

0:05:29 > 0:05:32..and finally lands in the clarinet,

0:05:32 > 0:05:36which triggers the last movement of the William Tell Overture.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Whoo-hoo!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Well, what do you think?

0:05:42 > 0:05:47- Yes!- Finally, my genius has been recognised.- What?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50You actually understood all that?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Huh? Oh, no, I was thinking of my own idea.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54What about this?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59We make the 18th hole look just like the moon!

0:05:59 > 0:06:00When the player tees off,

0:06:00 > 0:06:05he stands in an exact replica of Alan Shepard's footprints.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09You have to hit the ball into the tractor beam of a flying saucer.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12But along the way there are all these craters and aliens

0:06:12 > 0:06:15and moon rocks you have to avoid.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Wait!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19We also add an anti-gravity dome over the whole thing

0:06:19 > 0:06:21to make it really like the moon!

0:06:27 > 0:06:28If there's no gravity,

0:06:28 > 0:06:31the ball's just going to float around.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32So is the golfer!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I know! Pretty challenging, right?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Mine was much better.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40No, it wasn't. And anyway we could never build it!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Oh, but we could build an anti-gravity dome?!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46I didn't say we'd build it! Muffy will buy it!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Guys, this fighting isn't getting us anywhere!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52You have to learn to compromise. Here's what we'll do.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57The whole course is a leisurely drive through the country,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59back to your castle.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03First, you hit the ball into a top-of-the-line car.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Then you drive over a charming little bridge

0:07:08 > 0:07:10and through a Swiss Alp!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12And then you park in front of Castle Crosswire

0:07:12 > 0:07:15where Rivets, the robot butler,

0:07:15 > 0:07:19lifts the ball out of the car and drops it into the hole.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20The end.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23SHE CHEERS

0:07:25 > 0:07:27How is that a compromise?

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Yeah? There was no music or space in it at all.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34True, but isn't it a great idea?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I don't think so - it's way too easy.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Oh, effort is overrated!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41It's better than that goofy moon idea,

0:07:41 > 0:07:43but mine is still the best.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47There is nothing goofy about space travel!

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Fine, there's only one way to solve this.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- HE SIGHS - I know, I know,

0:07:51 > 0:07:53we all have to work together.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57No! The first one to tell Mr Schenk their idea wins!

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Ta-ta!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Mr Schenk, I've got it. It's a castle and...

0:08:09 > 0:08:11And this little car drives up to it and it's all...

0:08:11 > 0:08:14It's musical! Everyone loves music.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Two words - "historic moon landing"!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19THEY ALL TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Enough!

0:08:21 > 0:08:25I can't listen to a million ideas! I need one good idea.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27And you know what's a good idea? A windmill.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29So that's what I'm going with.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I loved my idea. It would have been a great 18th hole.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Anything would be better than a windmill.- We can't give up.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49- Mr Schenk?- Please! - Give us another chance!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51OK, you've got one more day.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- What do we do now? - Now, we all have to work together.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- I still like my music idea. - Well, I still like my moon idea!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04We can't all do our ideas!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Wait... Why can't we?

0:09:07 > 0:09:11And do what? A big musical castle on the moon?!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Actually, that sounds kind of fun!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Yeah! Instead of a fancy car...

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- It's a fancy moon buggy. - A Crosswire Motors moon buggy!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23But before you get the ball in the buggy,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25you have to hit these xylophone keys!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Which play notes that make the aliens run away!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31So you can drive up to the castle in time for tea!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34But, wait, how do we know this will actually work?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35We'll have to make a model.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Would you care to do the honours?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01DING!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06DONG!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09DING!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Great(!) We've built an impossible golf hole.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18There's no way to hit the xylophone keys AND get it into the hole.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Should we just get rid of the keys? - No!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Why don't we stagger the keys like this and add some angles?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28That way, if you hit this one key first,

0:10:28 > 0:10:31it sends the ball in the direction you want it to go next.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Sort of like a pinball game.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39DONG-DING!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Why can't I get it to go all the way to the end?!

0:10:42 > 0:10:46- I think it's losing momentum. - What does THAT mean?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Every time the ball hits something, it slows down a little.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51I get it!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53So we have to find a way to give the ball more speed.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55I know!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57How about we add a ramp?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03What if we make it like a skateboard park?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06We add a little hill here, right before it gets to the...

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Hole that leads to the car!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14DING-DONG-DINGDONGDING-TING!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22The ball makes it all the way through the course.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28I have to hand it to you kids, that is one swell 18th hole!

0:11:29 > 0:11:33I just have one thing to add.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39ALIENS JIBBER-JABBER

0:11:51 > 0:11:55CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Yes! - APPLAUSE

0:11:57 > 0:11:59The windmill was my idea.