My Dad the Garbage Man/Poor Muffy

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0:00:02 > 0:00:08# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:08 > 0:00:12# Has an original point of view

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# And I say, hey! Hey!

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# And get along with each other

0:00:22 > 0:00:27# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:39# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:39 > 0:00:44# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:44 > 0:00:49# And I say, hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:49 > 0:00:54# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:54 > 0:01:00# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Hey! DW! Hey!

0:01:12 > 0:01:20I like my dad just fine, but what if he was...

0:01:20 > 0:01:24R-Ready? ..a drag racer?!

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Over here!

0:01:35 > 0:01:40'Or what if he was...a Transformer?'

0:01:42 > 0:01:47A quarter! Thanks, Dad. No problem, son.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52Or you could have a dad like Francine's. He's cool.

0:01:52 > 0:02:00Right, keep your eyes on me, bring your arm forward and let it fly.

0:02:06 > 0:02:13Dad, can girls play professional football? If they want to! Yeah!

0:02:28 > 0:02:32I have some good news.

0:02:32 > 0:02:38As you know, we've been studying careers recently. We have?

0:02:38 > 0:02:45Several of your parents - Muffy's father, Brain's mother and...

0:02:45 > 0:02:51Francine's father are going to show us around their places of work.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Field trip!

0:02:57 > 0:03:02A field trip with Dad? Yeah. Why not?

0:03:02 > 0:03:10Francine, don't you realise?! Have you no pride?! LORRY HOOTER

0:03:10 > 0:03:16Way to go, Dad! Come on down! You're missing all the fun!

0:03:19 > 0:03:25Do you want your friends to know our father is their garbage man?!

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Catch! When will you get a real job?

0:03:36 > 0:03:40As in carry a briefcase, go to meetings,

0:03:40 > 0:03:44and get home late and be too tired to play?

0:03:44 > 0:03:51And wear a suit and tie! I can't ever have a real job because...

0:03:51 > 0:03:55I don't know how to tie a tie!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Very funny(!)

0:04:02 > 0:04:05They're here, Mr Crosswire.

0:04:08 > 0:04:13Welcome to Crosswire Motors!

0:04:16 > 0:04:21I'm honoured... MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN

0:04:24 > 0:04:29..DEEPLY honoured to share my life's work with you!

0:04:29 > 0:04:35SENTIMENTAL MUSIC It takes hard work, commitment.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40It means staying open every night till ten -

0:04:40 > 0:04:44no matter WHAT the sacrifice!

0:04:44 > 0:04:50Don't touch the merchandise. If you get too excited,

0:04:50 > 0:04:55put your head between your knees. Can't be done!

0:04:55 > 0:05:01First up, the sales room! The busy hub of the auto universe.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05The heart and soul of the operation!

0:05:09 > 0:05:16The strategy room is where we work to understand the people we serve,

0:05:16 > 0:05:21the people on whose behalf we strive - you, the customer!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26NO SOUND Let's listen in.

0:05:26 > 0:05:32'So what if the engine falls out? It's not our problem.'

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Now the piece de resistance - that's French!

0:05:37 > 0:05:42As a special treat, I've arranged for you...

0:05:42 > 0:05:48to test-drive these top-of-the-line vehicles in the parking lot!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53HE WHISTLES

0:05:53 > 0:05:59I think we'll pass. Back to the bus. We're running late.

0:06:01 > 0:06:08Kids, save those pennies. Remember, Crosswire Motors is here for YOU!

0:06:08 > 0:06:13We'll visit Brain's mom next and Francine's dad tomorrow.

0:06:13 > 0:06:18What does your dad do? Pee-yoo! What's that smell?!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24My dad?! He, er, sort of, um...

0:06:24 > 0:06:29I can spit my gum in the air and catch it!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38You're SUCH a child, Francine!

0:06:42 > 0:06:46This is my ice-cream invention room.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49What are all these tubes and things?

0:06:49 > 0:06:55We use them to make ice cream. Here's candy...

0:06:55 > 0:06:58and chocolate.

0:06:58 > 0:07:05In honour of your teacher, I propose that we make a brand-new ice cream,

0:07:05 > 0:07:08hereafter known as Rocky Ratburn.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Pizza...

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Bananas...

0:07:21 > 0:07:24OK, everyone, stand back!

0:07:34 > 0:07:40Very...unusual. Thank you, Buster, you may have the rest.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45Tomorrow, we go to where Francine's father works.

0:07:52 > 0:07:58You thought ice cream was fun? Well, look at this! Disgusting garbage!

0:08:00 > 0:08:07Let's hike through a pit of trash. Squish the rotten cheese!

0:08:10 > 0:08:16Mom, do you think you could get Dad to cancel the field trip?

0:08:16 > 0:08:22- But why? - So people don't find out what he does!

0:08:22 > 0:08:30- You sound like Catherine. - Why does he have such a stupid job?

0:08:30 > 0:08:36- You should discuss this with your father. - I knew you'd say that.

0:08:36 > 0:08:42Dad... Hey! Look what I found at the dump!

0:08:45 > 0:08:52You can practise your swing AND annoy your mother. Now, what is it?

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Oh, nothing.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02I couldn't tell him!

0:09:02 > 0:09:08Well, think of something or you'll NEVER live it down!

0:09:08 > 0:09:12I've got it!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16So, where are we going?

0:09:19 > 0:09:23The dump?! Is your dad a garbage man?

0:09:24 > 0:09:29Can you keep a secret? What?!

0:09:29 > 0:09:36My dad works for a very secret organisation. The FBI?!

0:09:36 > 0:09:41Ssh. He just pretends to be a garbage man.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46It's his cover. So don't blow it or...

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Hello! I'm Francine's dad.

0:09:52 > 0:09:59This place is disgusting! If I ruin these shoes, I'm suing!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02What a bunch of long faces!

0:10:02 > 0:10:10Don't tell me - you're honoured and amazed to meet a real garbage man!

0:10:11 > 0:10:19It smells here. Fantastic, isn't it? Earth and compost, fuel and smoke!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25But that's not even the best thing!

0:10:25 > 0:10:29The absolute best thing of all is...

0:10:29 > 0:10:32you get to drive a bulldozer!

0:10:38 > 0:10:44Any questions? Are you with the FBI? Buster!

0:10:44 > 0:10:50Not that I know of. I am, however, a proud member of FOSE!

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Federal Office of Spy...Experts?

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Fraternal Order of Sanitation Engineers.

0:10:58 > 0:11:04The second great thing is getting to crush stuff into little pieces!

0:11:04 > 0:11:09Ready...set...go!

0:11:14 > 0:11:20It's really wonderful - all the great stuff you can do with garbage!

0:11:20 > 0:11:26One day, we may even build cities and roads from compacted trash.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Yuk! But in the meantime...

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Wow!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39I found this stuff at the dump.

0:11:39 > 0:11:46You just need imagination and a lot of trash! What are you waiting for?!

0:11:51 > 0:11:58The secret is out. Will Catherine forgive me? We shouldn't tell her.

0:11:58 > 0:12:03Should I get one of those jobs with a tie and a briefcase?

0:12:13 > 0:12:19Your dad's the best! Is he REALLY with the FBI?

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Well, no. He's really a garbage man!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Cool!

0:12:32 > 0:12:35MUTTERING

0:12:41 > 0:12:47Would life be easier if I lived with a different family?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Like, if I had the Brain's parents?

0:12:50 > 0:12:55Wow! A new species of mushroom!

0:12:55 > 0:13:00Son! What are you doing? Let the robot clean up!

0:13:05 > 0:13:10Now you have more time for homework. Great(!)

0:13:10 > 0:13:17Maybe that wouldn't be SO great. But what if I lived with Binky's family?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20GROWLING AND SNARLING

0:13:26 > 0:13:32Get out of here, Binky! I gotta clean the room!

0:13:32 > 0:13:37How come you're cleaning it? I dibsed it first.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41You did not! Sure did! Sure did not!

0:13:41 > 0:13:48All right! If you really want, I guess you can clean it this once!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Loser!

0:13:56 > 0:14:03I guess living here's OK for now. Stop! DW, don't!

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Great(!) Now I have to clean up AGAIN!

0:14:18 > 0:14:24I'LL be the hostess and you and Mr Fuzz will be... Atchoo!

0:14:24 > 0:14:30More tea, Mr Fuzz? Want some hot chocolate? It's Mr Fuzz's favourite.

0:14:30 > 0:14:37A-A... Not on the cakes! Not on me! A-A-A...

0:14:45 > 0:14:48A-A...

0:14:49 > 0:14:52False alarm!

0:14:52 > 0:14:58Muffy, do you think you have... Atchoo! ..allergies?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00No.

0:15:00 > 0:15:06Money? ..No, honey, sniff it. See if you're allergic.

0:15:06 > 0:15:11No Crosswire is allergic to money!

0:15:11 > 0:15:18It has to be something in this house! I think I know what it is!

0:15:23 > 0:15:30Atchoo! Francine's right. Any time I want to sneeze, I just have to...

0:15:30 > 0:15:33That's enough now, Muffy.

0:15:33 > 0:15:40It'll take days to lift the carpet, so we'll stay at the Elwood Arms.

0:15:40 > 0:15:46The Elwood Arms?! That tacky place?! We can't stay there! I know!

0:15:46 > 0:15:52Muffy can stay at my house. Really?! ..Mumsie, could I?

0:15:52 > 0:15:58PLEASE?! Well, only if it's all right with Francine's family.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Of course it is! They'll love it!

0:16:05 > 0:16:11What is going on here?! Muffy's gonna stay with us for a few days.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Where shall I place this, Miss?

0:16:17 > 0:16:23Muffy, you already brought a TV! I can watch both.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26GROANING Over here.

0:16:26 > 0:16:35There was barely enough room for two people BEFORE you brought this junk!

0:16:35 > 0:16:38How would you like your own room?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41My own room?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46My own room!

0:16:46 > 0:16:50No, a little more to the left.

0:16:51 > 0:16:56That's perfect. Let's go back to the statue.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00Muffy! What?! I'm NOT your servant!

0:17:02 > 0:17:05I'm sorry, Francine.

0:17:05 > 0:17:11I just wanted your room to look perfect. Can you forgive me? Sure.

0:17:11 > 0:17:17Sorry I yelled. Me, too. Now, move the statue to the left.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Muffy! Francine! Dinner!

0:17:20 > 0:17:26Thank goodness. With all this moving, I'm famished!

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Now, let me get this straight.

0:17:29 > 0:17:35This food was cooked last night, other people touched it,

0:17:35 > 0:17:38it got cold and was cooked again?

0:17:38 > 0:17:43It's called leftovers. I call it vomit-rocious!

0:17:43 > 0:17:47There's something wrong with the TV.

0:17:47 > 0:17:52You only get three channels. We can get one more.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Just put the antennae on your head.

0:17:55 > 0:18:00No VCR, no video games!

0:18:00 > 0:18:07I think we studied this period in school - it came before the wheel!

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Football, anybody?

0:18:09 > 0:18:17Let's go get ice cream! Friday night's our ice cream night.

0:18:17 > 0:18:24Since Muffy's our guest, why don't we get some ice cream right now?!

0:18:24 > 0:18:29..And a scoop of ripple AND nuts AND whipped cream.

0:18:29 > 0:18:35Can we get ice cream EVERY Tuesday? I just want Muffy to feel at home.

0:18:35 > 0:18:41Think how hard it is for your sister to adjust to living at Muffy's.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Hurry up in there. Bedtime!

0:18:51 > 0:18:57I've been thinking. Why doesn't your family have as much money as mine?

0:18:57 > 0:19:04Good question. All I know is, there are some nice people who are rich

0:19:04 > 0:19:09and some equally nice people who aren't.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Money can't buy me a better family. No.

0:19:13 > 0:19:19But you could get more TV channels. I think I could live without that.

0:19:19 > 0:19:24I'd rather spend my time with Francine. Shark attack!

0:19:24 > 0:19:30You got me! Very heartwarming, but you're hurting my feet!

0:19:30 > 0:19:34I'll leave my bike so we can walk.

0:19:34 > 0:19:40Walk?! All the way to school?! Are you joking?! I'll see you there!

0:19:47 > 0:19:51How did you get here so fast? Francine!

0:19:51 > 0:19:55You forgot your lunch!

0:19:55 > 0:19:59You want my driver to take you back?

0:20:02 > 0:20:06What happened to the electricity?

0:20:18 > 0:20:25And now the little girl jumps on the pony's back...

0:20:25 > 0:20:29and now the pony has begun to fly.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33And now there's a rainbow.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Give it a rest. It's not the same.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:20:43 > 0:20:46LOUD POP MUSIC BLASTS OUT

0:20:52 > 0:20:58MUSIC IS SWITCHED OFF Francine, I was listening to that!

0:20:58 > 0:21:05'Would you turn that music down?' You can't play it that loud, Muffy!

0:21:05 > 0:21:11I can't have the food I like, I can't watch the TV channels I want

0:21:11 > 0:21:14and now I can't play my music?!

0:21:14 > 0:21:21If you don't like it, why don't you go home?! Well, maybe I will!

0:21:21 > 0:21:27I'm getting tired of being poor! Fine! Fine!

0:21:27 > 0:21:33I guess we were just too much for Muffy. Don't call her that!

0:21:33 > 0:21:39Her name's Muff rotten-stinkweed Crosswire! Wow!

0:21:39 > 0:21:44Strangely enough, that's MY middle name. Maybe we're related?!

0:21:44 > 0:21:48PHONE RINGS Daddy, please!

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Hello? Just to tell you I'm leaving.

0:21:51 > 0:21:57If I die sneezing, I hope you're happy!

0:21:57 > 0:22:03Hello. Muffy? Look, if you leave, who's gonna play football with us?

0:22:03 > 0:22:07Oh, please! Tell Francine I heard that!

0:22:07 > 0:22:11I wish you'd reconsider. OK, I'll stay.

0:22:11 > 0:22:16Whoa! Shouldn't you ask ME first?

0:22:16 > 0:22:21Excuse me, someone wants to talk to me.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Francine, am I allowed to stay? No!

0:22:26 > 0:22:30You've been rude and selfish!

0:22:30 > 0:22:34W-What?

0:22:34 > 0:22:39Maybe I WAS mean to Muffy, but she only cared about herself.

0:22:39 > 0:22:45Maybe Muffy's just not used to living in a house with different rules.

0:22:45 > 0:22:52You should talk about it at school. I hope she doesn't sneeze to death!

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Muffy? Francine.

0:22:59 > 0:23:06I'm sorry I was so rude. I really did like staying at your house.

0:23:06 > 0:23:12Aren't you going to take your limo? I'm walking today. Really?

0:23:12 > 0:23:17You sure you aren't going to faint? I'm having Bailey follow.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24I even started to miss leftovers.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28Francine, do you think...? What?

0:23:28 > 0:23:34The carpet's almost out, but could I stay one last night with you?

0:23:34 > 0:23:38There are still only three channels.

0:23:38 > 0:23:43Well, if I can survive walking to school, I can survive anything!

0:23:45 > 0:23:48I'm serious!

0:23:48 > 0:23:53Are we there yet?! How much farther?! I have a blister!

0:23:53 > 0:23:56# And I say, hey!

0:23:56 > 0:24:02# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:24:02 > 0:24:04# And get along with each other

0:24:04 > 0:24:07# You gotta listen to your heart

0:24:07 > 0:24:12# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:12 > 0:24:18# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:18 > 0:24:23# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:23 > 0:24:29# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:29 > 0:24:33# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #