DW's Blankie/Arthur's Substitute Teacher

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day, walking down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:21# If you learned to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:27# Listen to your heart beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:34# Open your eyes, open your ears Make things better, work together

0:00:34 > 0:00:43# A simple message from the heart Belief in yourself is the start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# If you learned to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:58# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day. #

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Hey!

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey! DW!- Hey!

0:01:09 > 0:01:15DW and her blankie! She takes it everywhere.

0:01:15 > 0:01:20To day care...

0:01:22 > 0:01:27..to the amusement park...

0:01:31 > 0:01:36..even in the bath. And it never gets washed!

0:01:36 > 0:01:43- She always has to have that smelly old blankie.- C'mon!

0:01:43 > 0:01:51- That's why I'm spending Saturday running round town with her.- Move!

0:01:54 > 0:02:00Faster than a speeding bullet - it's Super Sister!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Yoo-hoo!

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Oh!

0:02:22 > 0:02:30- PHONE RINGS - Hello. Buster?- 'Are you there?'

0:02:30 > 0:02:35- DW!- My blankie's missing.

0:02:35 > 0:02:42Big whoop! Buster? Sorry, I got DW'd.

0:02:42 > 0:02:48You rented the Renegade Joe movies? I'm on my way.

0:02:53 > 0:03:01- I can't find my blankie. - It won't be in the washing machine!

0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Ask Mom.- She's at work. - WOOF!

0:03:06 > 0:03:13- You took it! Where's my blankie, you pathetic dog?- Hey!

0:03:13 > 0:03:19- He wouldn't take your germy blankie. - Prove it!

0:03:19 > 0:03:29- Help me look.- I'm going to Buster's. - I'll ask your friends about it.

0:03:29 > 0:03:36- I'm sure I can bring up who sleeps with teddy bears.- O-o-oh!

0:03:37 > 0:03:42OK, where did you have it last?

0:03:42 > 0:03:47Mom had some papers for Mrs Tibble.

0:03:47 > 0:03:53The Tibble twins! Arthur, they stole my blankie.

0:03:53 > 0:04:01When we were leaving, they probably slid down the banister...

0:04:01 > 0:04:04and grabbed it.

0:04:04 > 0:04:10- But you would have seen them. - Oh, yes.

0:04:14 > 0:04:22- Mrs Tibble must have thrown magic dust on us.- Magic dust?!

0:04:22 > 0:04:28- Quick - before they damage it!- Oh...

0:04:28 > 0:04:36The twins have been away all weekend. But I'll tell them you want to play.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40No, I... Great(!)

0:04:40 > 0:04:48- Now I'll have to play with those monsters!- I know where it must be.

0:04:49 > 0:04:59At the dry cleaner's, I must have got hypnotised by the spinning rack.

0:04:59 > 0:05:04Then the rack demanded my blankie.

0:05:12 > 0:05:21Hypnotised? That is so funny! Aren't you the cutest little girl?

0:05:21 > 0:05:26- What about my...?- Woojie-boojie-boo.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- She thought YOU were cute!- I am.

0:05:33 > 0:05:41- I'm adorable.- I have to get to Buster's. Where next?- Wait.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46I remember! It was at the library.

0:05:46 > 0:05:55My blankie must have got caught in a book and gone into the slot.

0:05:57 > 0:06:03I didn't notice cos I was waving to Ms Turner.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Well, I hope you're right.

0:06:10 > 0:06:16I'm sorry, DW. I looked everywhere.

0:06:16 > 0:06:22But the catalogue might list a book about blankies.

0:06:22 > 0:06:30- Come on.- I don't want Binky Barnes to know I'm looking for a blankie!

0:06:30 > 0:06:35I don't want Arthur to know I read!

0:06:39 > 0:06:45Look! I lost it at the car wash.

0:06:48 > 0:06:54It felt like being in a dishwasher.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58I'd left the window open a bit.

0:06:58 > 0:07:05Then the scary vacuum cleaner came and I shut my eyes.

0:07:05 > 0:07:10It must have sucked my blankie out.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Simple!

0:07:14 > 0:07:22It only sucks up water, not blankies. But you can have my polishing cloth.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27It's not dirty enough for her.

0:07:27 > 0:07:35Well, this is the last place we went, for an ice cream.

0:07:35 > 0:07:43I guess maybe when we'd finished I left my blankie at the table.

0:07:45 > 0:07:53- That's it?!- I'm too tired to think of anything.- Oh, no!

0:07:53 > 0:08:01I don't want those girls to know I'm looking for a blankie! O-oh!

0:08:01 > 0:08:07CUSTOMERS CHATTER

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Arthur! Over here!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Hey!

0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Hi, Arthur.- Sit with us.- Er...sorry.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22I'm getting DW some ice cream. Huh?

0:08:24 > 0:08:33- What's she doing?- Some make-believe game. You know how little kids are.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36They can be SO immature.

0:08:36 > 0:08:42- Well, gotta go.- They don't have it.

0:08:42 > 0:08:49- Have what?- My bl...- Her favourite flavour. Let's go. Now!

0:08:49 > 0:08:57- What is her favourite?- Chocolate... vanilla...chip...blankie!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01OK, bye!

0:09:01 > 0:09:06- But my blankie! - I don't care about it!

0:09:06 > 0:09:13- I'm going to Buster's.- ..Oh, my mom returned them. But they were great!

0:09:13 > 0:09:18Renegade Joe takes on these flying gorillas

0:09:18 > 0:09:25and he infiltrates them by wearing this flying gorilla suit

0:09:25 > 0:09:31and he gets into their hideout... I can't believe you missed it!

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Well, good night, pumpkin.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41How am I supposed to sleep without my blankie?!

0:09:41 > 0:09:47I know you miss it. We'll look for it tomorrow.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50But now you should go to sleep.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58- <- Give it back! Give it back!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02DW ?

0:10:02 > 0:10:07I want my blankie. Give me my blankie!

0:10:07 > 0:10:13- Hey, wake up! You're dreaming! - Ohhh... Arthur!

0:10:13 > 0:10:19Oh, my poor blankie's all alone with no-one to tuck it in!

0:10:19 > 0:10:23It'll be OK for one night.

0:10:23 > 0:10:29- You're mean! It won't be OK for one night!- Wait a minute!

0:10:29 > 0:10:33I think I have an idea!

0:10:38 > 0:10:45- DW, would Stanley help? - It's not the same thing! Duh!

0:10:48 > 0:10:54Get away, Pal! I don't want that! I want my blankie!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57MY blankie! Nobody understands.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04But, DW, this IS your blankie!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- SNIFF-SNIFF - It's not!

0:11:09 > 0:11:15- It smells nothing like my blankie! It smells...- Clean?!

0:11:15 > 0:11:21It did use to be red and white, didn't it! It is you!

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- You're safe!- It never went away!

0:11:25 > 0:11:30Mom must've washed it! Apologise to Pal.

0:11:31 > 0:11:39I guess I'm sorry. Are you, OK, Blankie?! I was so worried!

0:11:39 > 0:11:47- Come on, Pal!- Arthur, Blankie says thank you for looking for her.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50OK, good night, DW.

0:11:54 > 0:12:00That dumb blankie. I know...you... Agh!

0:12:05 > 0:12:11- Stanley?! Oh no! - Looking for something?

0:12:11 > 0:12:17You left this behind. But I'm sure you don't need him!

0:12:17 > 0:12:25Bring that back, DW! Dad! Give it back to me! I'm telling you...!

0:12:32 > 0:12:37Our homework is to read how clouds form.

0:12:37 > 0:12:44In Miss Sweetwater's class, they get to just look at clouds!

0:12:44 > 0:12:50- It looks like a bunny! - Yeah, it's so cute.

0:12:50 > 0:12:56Our teacher, Mr Ratburn, is the toughest teacher on earth!

0:12:56 > 0:13:01Everything has to be school work, even the zoo!

0:13:01 > 0:13:06What is the average life span of a Galapagos turtle?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10And what is a rhino's horn made of?

0:13:12 > 0:13:17At what temperature does ice cream solidify?

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Here. I'm suddenly not hungry.

0:13:22 > 0:13:27There is no tougher teacher this side of Neptune.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Why can't Mr Ratburn just disappear?!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Hi!

0:13:43 > 0:13:48Now... Ahem! Oh, I have a tickle in my throat.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52Now, where is Ulan Bator? Ahem!

0:13:54 > 0:14:00Everyone, close your eyes. Now find your nose!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Ahem! Do you have a headache?

0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Do I?! I mean, no. - BELL!

0:14:09 > 0:14:15After lunch, we review your math homework. Ahem!

0:14:17 > 0:14:22- Ahem! Er, Mr Heaney...? - What is it, man?

0:14:22 > 0:14:27- Speak up! - CROAKILY:- I can't do class, I...

0:14:29 > 0:14:34- Now, what did you say?- Ahem...!

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Ratburn, I think you're losing your voice.

0:14:38 > 0:14:43- Ahem!- Well, it'll have to wait till you feel better.

0:14:46 > 0:14:53- Children, I have some bad news. - We're gonna have school all summer!

0:14:53 > 0:14:58Mr Ratburn will be off ill all this week.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02HOORAY!

0:15:05 > 0:15:09Do your work while I get a substitute teacher.

0:15:15 > 0:15:20- Will it be Mr Elkin again? - I hope not!

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Mr Elkin, is this right?- Woah!

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Oh sorry.

0:15:30 > 0:15:35'Mr Elkin wasn't as bad as Mrs Bovini.'

0:15:35 > 0:15:40CHEW-CHEW! Spell "leather".

0:15:40 > 0:15:43CHEW-CHEW...!

0:15:43 > 0:15:50L-E-A-T-H... Ugh!

0:15:51 > 0:15:55CHEW-CHEW, SLURP, GULP!

0:15:55 > 0:16:01'The worst was Miss Tremolo, who mumbled everything!'

0:16:01 > 0:16:06MUMBLE-MUMBLE-MUMBLE.

0:16:06 > 0:16:12- What did she say?- I don't know. YOUR ears are bigger than mine!

0:16:13 > 0:16:19- The best of all was Miss Blank. - Who?- Don't you remember her?!

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Miss Blank is unable to come in today.

0:16:23 > 0:16:29So do some colouring and I'll bring you some snacks.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Ahhh, Miss Blank...!

0:16:38 > 0:16:46- Who's our substitute?- Good news! It is Mr Ratburn's sister, Ms Ratburn.

0:16:47 > 0:16:53- I'm sure she'll be as much fun as Mr Ratburn.- Agh...

0:16:56 > 0:17:01- She might be nothing like him. - What are the chances of that?

0:17:01 > 0:17:06- They grew up together, Arthur! - Oh yeah.

0:17:06 > 0:17:11'I bet they were Ratburns even as babies!'

0:17:11 > 0:17:18- Can you spell "antediluvian"? - Why? Can't you?! And go away!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21I'm doing calculus.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24'Then they got older.'

0:17:25 > 0:17:32You may have got a perfect grade, but I found a mistake they missed.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35They're now lowering your grade.

0:17:35 > 0:17:42Well, that new star you discovered. I checked it. It's just gas.

0:17:42 > 0:17:47The observatory are taking you off their roll.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51- Why do you compete? I'm smarter! - Are not!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Am too!- Are not!- Am too, too, too!

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Ha! You sound like a train!

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Who invented little sisters anyway?

0:18:01 > 0:18:07- One day I'll be the toughest teacher of them all!- Yeah?!

0:18:07 > 0:18:10I'll be even tougher!

0:18:11 > 0:18:14ALL: Aw, great(!)

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Maybe we can change schools?!

0:18:17 > 0:18:25- How will I get all this work done?! - I'll stay home and help you!- Er, no.

0:18:29 > 0:18:37- Can I stay home tomorrow?- Are you sick?- I should help you with work.

0:18:37 > 0:18:42- What about Kate's future? - School isn't so bad.

0:18:44 > 0:18:49Oh... You have no idea!

0:18:52 > 0:18:58If she's like her brother, I'm gonna get a stomach ache.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02I could lose my glasses and get sent home!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05WHISPERING

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Good morning. I'm Miss Rodentia Ratburn.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15My brother has told me everything.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Get ready to work like dogs.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23Let's waste no time. Everyone together.

0:19:23 > 0:19:28Let's recite the ones times table. Begin.

0:19:28 > 0:19:35One times one is one, one times two is two, one times three is three...

0:19:35 > 0:19:42- One times table? Does she think we are babies?!- Who cares? It's easy!

0:19:42 > 0:19:45One times seven is seven...

0:19:45 > 0:19:50- What colour do yellow and blue make?- Green!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53This is the easiest school day ever!

0:19:53 > 0:19:57OK, everyone, read this word.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59DOG!

0:19:59 > 0:20:06Good! Good! Now for something a bit more difficult.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09CAT...!

0:20:09 > 0:20:13# I like fudge, I like fudge

0:20:13 > 0:20:20# If you ask me what I like, I say I like fudge

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Shocking!

0:20:27 > 0:20:33- And what season comes after fall? - Winter...

0:20:33 > 0:20:36You're right! Hooray!

0:20:36 > 0:20:43- For goodness' sake, we're in third grade!- You mean this is too easy?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Uh-huh.

0:20:45 > 0:20:50SNORE-SNORE-SNORE!

0:20:50 > 0:20:58- Then let's do the two times table. Everyone. Two times one...- Is two.

0:20:58 > 0:21:04Two times two is four. Two times three is six.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Two times four is eight.

0:21:07 > 0:21:13This is the longest day of my life. Is it time to go home yet?

0:21:13 > 0:21:18It's only ten o'clock...AM.

0:21:18 > 0:21:25Two times eight is sixteen. Two times nine is eighteen.

0:21:25 > 0:21:33Two times ten is twenty. Two times eleven is twenty-two...

0:21:35 > 0:21:44THEY CONTINUE CHANTING

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Agh!

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Aaaaaaaagh!

0:21:59 > 0:22:03- THEY ALL SIGH - My, where has the time gone?!

0:22:03 > 0:22:10What a great day! I don't believe in homework. So, rest your brains.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Tomorrow we'll do more counting!

0:22:13 > 0:22:16OK, just get home to your computer!

0:22:16 > 0:22:20Hurry, hurry!

0:22:20 > 0:22:26- I could barely stop from screaming! - I thought the Brain was gonna cry!

0:22:26 > 0:22:30I actually miss Mr Ratburn!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32So do I!

0:22:34 > 0:22:41- I thought you'd stay home sick! - Oh, there was nothing wrong with me.

0:22:41 > 0:22:47Boys and girls, Ms Ratburn won't be coming to school today.

0:22:47 > 0:22:53- Because Mr Ratburn returned early. - ALL: Hooray!

0:22:53 > 0:22:58Quiet. I'm back. The fun and games are over.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02We're going to work extra hard today.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06- Oh no, he's back. - Boy!

0:23:06 > 0:23:13- I feel sorry for those kids.- OK, now it's story time with Mr Clown!

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Boy, I feel sorry for those kids.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Hey, this is tough!- Yeah!

0:23:29 > 0:23:34Subtitles by Janet Zimmerman and Joachim Hillier, BBC - 2000