Arthur's Chicken Pox/Sick as a Dog

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# As you're walking down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:15- # And I say hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:21# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:27# Listen to your heart, to the beat To the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:34# Open up your eyes and your ears Make it better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:39# A simple message It comes from the heart

0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# To learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day! Hey! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Hey!- Whoops!

0:01:07 > 0:01:13- 15 kg of... > - A typical Monday in the Reid house. - WOOF!

0:01:13 > 0:01:19Waaaah! ..Like, my birthday was months ago.

0:01:19 > 0:01:26- So I have no idea why...! > - I wish I lived somewhere quiet.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30The circus is coming!

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Like in the desert, or on Mars!

0:01:35 > 0:01:41Didn't you hear me? The circus is coming in only six more days!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46OK, that's enough.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50But, Dad, the circus is coming!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Hold on, Carol. ..We heard. Several times(!)

0:01:54 > 0:02:00It's not that I'm not excited about the circus. It's fun when we go.

0:02:05 > 0:02:12It's just that the circus isn't till Saturday. Besides, I feel funny.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15DOG BARKS FROG CROAKS

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Wait! Come back!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Thanks!

0:02:29 > 0:02:35Miss Bryan, Sue Ellen is making her trees the wrong colour.

0:02:35 > 0:02:40Oh, but these are lovely. It doesn't matter what colours you use.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46- See - Arthur's elephants are blue. - Huh!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51IT TRUMPETS

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Oh, no!

0:03:04 > 0:03:09- Watch it!- B-B-Blue elephant!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Huh?

0:03:11 > 0:03:17- Now, what's all this about blue elephants?- Um...OOF!

0:03:17 > 0:03:22Are you sick? Is it contagious?

0:03:22 > 0:03:27- Did you throw up yet?- SH! ..Don't you worry.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31With rest, you'll be good as new.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36The Bionic Bunny Show!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I'm home!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42What's wrong with YOU?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- I'm sick.- You don't look sick to me.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48I FEEL sick. Move.

0:03:48 > 0:03:56Oh, I see. Big test tomorrow(?) Or did Binky threaten to crush you?

0:03:56 > 0:04:03- For your information, I had to go to the nurse.- Uh-huh, sure(!)

0:04:05 > 0:04:10- TV:- Call now and you can own this imitation leather cow-bell.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Huh?- Right, pick up the phone.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19It's not available in stores, so call NOW...

0:04:19 > 0:04:22TV OFF Oh, Mum!

0:04:22 > 0:04:28- We were right in the middle!- Five more minutes!- Near the good part!

0:04:28 > 0:04:33- Why do- I- have to eat at the table? YOU'RE not sick.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Ugh, spinach?!

0:04:36 > 0:04:41How come Arthur doesn't have to eat spinach?

0:04:41 > 0:04:46Because he's sick. He's not! He's faking!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Yah!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Hey!

0:05:06 > 0:05:12- What's THIS for? - You ride it from here to there.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Hurry up!

0:05:16 > 0:05:22- I don't feel so well.- Go on, faker!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35WAAAAAAAARGH!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40What's wrong? Arthur has polka-dots!

0:05:40 > 0:05:44- What's wrong with me?! - Chickenpox.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47From chickens?

0:05:47 > 0:05:52No, it's a normal childhood illness. I had it. Your mum had it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:57I'll see if Grandma Thora can come over for the day.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- So he can't go to the circus? - We'll see.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06- WHAT?! - Sorry, honey, but it's contagious.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11You're not going any place for a while.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14But I'll take GOOD care of you(!)

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Pick up the can!

0:06:18 > 0:06:25- Buster! It's terrible. Save me! - Save you from the chickenpox?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- No, from... - THUD!

0:06:29 > 0:06:33No talking - you're SICK.

0:06:33 > 0:06:38- Sit back, young man. Time to take your temperature.- MU-UM!

0:06:38 > 0:06:46- DW's trying to take care...oof!- Lie still. I'll put on calamine lotion.

0:06:46 > 0:06:54- Don't, DW!- Having fun?- Grandma! Arthur won't take his medicine.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Doctor, this is a difficult case.

0:06:58 > 0:07:04How about if I take over for a while? Ready for something special?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Oatmeal in the bathtub?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12This feels great!

0:07:13 > 0:07:19- Cut it out!- Hey! ..Grandma, Arthur's splashing me.

0:07:19 > 0:07:25- And he's scratching, too.- I know it's hard, sweetie, but no scratching.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28You'll get an infection.

0:07:28 > 0:07:34If you're good and don't scratch, I'll bring you a CIRCUS balloon(!)

0:07:34 > 0:07:40I have an idea, DW. Why not go to your room and draw a picture?

0:07:40 > 0:07:48- I need to guard Arthur so he doesn't scratch.- I trust him.- Whew!- I don't!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Hmm!

0:07:55 > 0:07:59PHWEEEEEEP! I saw! You scratched!

0:07:59 > 0:08:06- Grandma, Arthur scratched! I saw him! - That's nice.- Won't you punish him?

0:08:06 > 0:08:10I think this'll make him feel better.

0:08:10 > 0:08:16- Grandma, when do- I- get to drink with the crazy-straw?- You don't.

0:08:16 > 0:08:21It's all germs! Your lunch is by the sink, DW.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Huh!

0:08:25 > 0:08:32So I warned your father. I said, "Start the car. This baby's coming!"

0:08:32 > 0:08:34What baby?

0:08:34 > 0:08:39Arthur. This is about the night he was born.

0:08:39 > 0:08:45He never got the car started, with that busted carburettor.

0:08:45 > 0:08:53- I called a taxi. I worried you'd be born in the kitchen!- Where was I?

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- You weren't born yet, hon.- Ah-h!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Huh!

0:09:00 > 0:09:06- What about when I was born? - I think I was in Florida then.

0:09:06 > 0:09:12- Can I have a back-rub, too?- Maybe later. I'm making Arthur some tea.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17# Hmm, hmmm, hmmmm... #

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Ooooh! >

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Oh, I don't feel well!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Good heavens, you have them, too!

0:09:28 > 0:09:34- I need a oatmeal bath. - Of course, dear.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37And some juice...

0:09:37 > 0:09:42with a...a crazy straw.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44COUGHS

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Absolutely!

0:09:48 > 0:09:53# Hmm, hmmm, hmmmm... #

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Are you all right in there?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00I...guess...so...

0:10:00 > 0:10:03I brought you some nice...

0:10:03 > 0:10:07DW! What happened to all your spots?

0:10:07 > 0:10:14- ..I got better...?- Dora Winifred! I'm very disappointed in you!

0:10:15 > 0:10:20Daddy, it's not fair! How come Arthur gets chickenpox and I don't?!

0:10:20 > 0:10:27You're LUCKY. Chickenpox is no fun. Yes it is! More fun than anything!

0:10:27 > 0:10:35More fun than circus elephants, cotton-candy and ice cream? Of course!

0:10:35 > 0:10:42You have till tomorrow to decide. SUFFER the circus or stay home.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50- So, can you come to the circus? - Just a minute.

0:10:50 > 0:10:58Your spots are healing, and I don't see any new ones... No more fever.

0:10:58 > 0:11:03Yes - I'd say all systems are go.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06YES!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I decided I'm going to the circus.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19Good! After all, how bad can it be?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I wanted pocks cos I was jealous.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Oh, honey...I know you wanna go...

0:11:27 > 0:11:33You're being very grown-up, sweetie, but...we have some bad news.

0:11:33 > 0:11:38What's so funny...? SPOTS?!

0:11:38 > 0:11:42I want you to be a big girl and...

0:11:42 > 0:11:46DW: I have my very own chickenpox!

0:11:46 > 0:11:50SPOTS, SPOTS, SPOTS!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Look at me, Pal! Spots!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56She must be feverish.

0:11:56 > 0:12:02Grandma, can I have a tray and a bath and all?

0:12:02 > 0:12:10Strangest case I've ever seen! OK, DW. You want a bath, you've got it.

0:12:10 > 0:12:17Arthur, Arthur, look at me! I have spots and you don't!

0:12:17 > 0:12:24- But, DW, you'll miss the circus. - Who cares? It comes every year.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28You only get chickenpox once!

0:12:34 > 0:12:38Good boy! Now, what's a worm do?

0:12:38 > 0:12:45Pal hasn't been my dog for long, but he's learned a lot already.

0:12:45 > 0:12:50He learned he shouldn't slip out of his collar during a walk.

0:12:51 > 0:12:56- WOOF! WOOF! - NO, PAL!

0:12:56 > 0:13:01Heel! Stop! Sit! Stay! WAIT!

0:13:11 > 0:13:15I told you to heel!

0:13:16 > 0:13:22And he learned that Dad's garden hose isn't a chew toy.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26No! Look at all the teeth holes!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29PAL WHIMPERS

0:13:29 > 0:13:35Don't worry. I fixed it so Dad will never notice anything's wrong.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- ARTHUR! > - W-Wanna go for a walk, boy?

0:13:53 > 0:13:59- Mum! Arthur's feeding pancakes to the dog!- Just one little piece.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Arthur, you know Pal has his own food.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07BABY CHUCKLES

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- Done with this page? - YIP!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Want some jelly-worms?

0:14:21 > 0:14:26I can't remember if they're from this Halloween or last year's.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41After you chew for a while, it's easier.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Sorry - that's all.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Arthur! Lunch!

0:14:48 > 0:14:55- Arthur, what did I say about feeding the dog from your plate?- I wasn't!

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Want to hear a good joke? Knock-knock...

0:15:00 > 0:15:06- He's got my weiner! Arthur, tell Pal to let go.- Let go!

0:15:06 > 0:15:11- It's MINE.- Pal, sit! Heel! Stay! Lie down!

0:15:11 > 0:15:16- Er...roll over!- Give it back! I don't eat your dog food, do I?!

0:15:17 > 0:15:22Grrrr! Grrrr!

0:15:22 > 0:15:25I'll never let go!

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Some day I'll teach that dog a lesson!

0:15:34 > 0:15:39"Surrender now, Bionic Bubblebrain!" "Never!"

0:15:39 > 0:15:44PAL WHINES

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Hey, Pal! Are you OK?

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Mum, Dad! Mum, Dad!

0:15:54 > 0:16:00- Then he made a noise like a car-horn under water.- OOOOAAAH

0:16:00 > 0:16:06- See?- Let him rest. If he's not better, we'll take him to the vet.

0:16:06 > 0:16:12- ..He might go to the vet.- My aunt's chameleon escaped from the vet.

0:16:12 > 0:16:17'He changed to the colour of the wall and slithered into the air vent.'

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- And he was never seen again.- Oh!

0:16:21 > 0:16:27Luckily, Pal can't change colours - or slither into a vent.

0:16:27 > 0:16:33Arthur, the vet will find out what's wrong. Vets know how to talk to pets.

0:16:33 > 0:16:38So, what's the trouble, Mr...Pal?

0:16:38 > 0:16:43WOOF! My tongue hangs out and I go...OOOAAAH

0:16:43 > 0:16:47You go, "Yeeeooooweee?"

0:16:47 > 0:16:50No. OOOOAAAAH.

0:16:50 > 0:16:58- Maybe Pal will feel better and won't have to go to the vet.- Maybe. Bye.

0:16:59 > 0:17:04Come on, Pal. Time for your walk.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07I said, time for your walk.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Oooaaah.

0:17:09 > 0:17:16Mum, Dad! Pal doesn't want to go for his walk. It's his favourite thing.

0:17:16 > 0:17:23- I thought eating the hose was his favourite thing.- ..What's wrong, boy?

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Bring him right in, Mr Reid.

0:17:29 > 0:17:36- Dog not feeling well, Arthur?- No. - I'm sorry. Victoria got into a knot.

0:17:36 > 0:17:41Oh, don't force it, honey.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44My snail's SLUGGISH.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46YAWN

0:17:46 > 0:17:53- What did the vet say?- Pal's gonna have to stay here overnight.- OH!

0:17:54 > 0:18:00But, Dad, he's never been away from me - ever!

0:18:00 > 0:18:04It's the best way they can treat him.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07PAL WHIMPERS

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Come on, Arthur.

0:18:10 > 0:18:15Don't worry, Pal. Y-You'll be fine.

0:18:15 > 0:18:20- SNIFF! - I must...have an allergy.- Yeah.

0:18:24 > 0:18:30- Look on the bright side. Now we can get a GOOD dog.- Mum!- DW!- What?

0:18:35 > 0:18:41- I didn't mean to upset you at dinner. - Huh.- I do understand how you feel.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44I felt that way when my bird died.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46HE SOBS

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- MUM!- What did I say?

0:18:54 > 0:18:59I bet the vet sends him home tomorrow. (..Guys!)

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Y-Yes.- Of course!

0:19:02 > 0:19:08- I think DW did this to Pal.- Are you serious?- She always hated him.

0:19:08 > 0:19:15- Call the cops and put her in prison. - She's innocent till proven guilty.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19Then we'll have to prove her guilty!

0:19:19 > 0:19:24I can't believe you want me to play with you. What are we playing?

0:19:24 > 0:19:28It's "courtroom".

0:19:28 > 0:19:31You're on trial.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36Brain's the judge. Francine's your lawyer.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40I'm the jury. Do juries get snacks?

0:19:40 > 0:19:46Order in the court. DW, you are accused of making Pal the dog ill.

0:19:46 > 0:19:51- I'm WHAT?- How did you make him sick? - Why would I do that?

0:19:51 > 0:19:57She's probably an alien replicant sent to Earth to get rid of dogs.

0:19:57 > 0:20:03It's so they can invade. Dogs know who's alien and who's truly human.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Guilty!

0:20:07 > 0:20:13And proof? My client's innocent till proven guilty. Dopey game! I quit.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17I know you did it. I'll get proof.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20She's an alien.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24HE MUMBLES

0:20:26 > 0:20:30POLICE SIRENS WAIL

0:20:38 > 0:20:41No, wait - I can do it.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44EVIL LAUGH

0:20:44 > 0:20:48BELL RINGS

0:20:48 > 0:20:53- Hello?- Woof, woof!- Pal? What is it, boy? Pal...?

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Pal? PAL?!

0:21:16 > 0:21:21They left this note. No-one knows where they went.

0:21:21 > 0:21:27PAL, WHERE ARE YOU?

0:21:29 > 0:21:36Oh, what a ridiculous dream. Pal doean't even know our phone number!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Your dog - it had puppies.

0:21:42 > 0:21:48- But Pal is a BOY dog. - Sorry, not YOU - her.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Scamgee had puppies?! Woohoo!

0:21:53 > 0:21:58- Woof, woof! - Pal, you're all better!

0:21:58 > 0:22:04Still a bit queasy. He ate things a dog shouldn't eat.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07What DID he eat yesterday?

0:22:07 > 0:22:14Pancakes, two-year-old candy...gum. Then he swallowed a weiner whole.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17With mustard.

0:22:17 > 0:22:23Read this. It's about what dogs SHOULD eat to stay healthy.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27Maybe you should get YOUR stomach checked.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Woof, woof!- Look who's home!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36What was wrong with him?

0:22:36 > 0:22:44I made him sick with what I fed him. Dogs' stomachs are different.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47I'm sorry, boy!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Ahem!

0:22:49 > 0:22:56Sorry I blamed you, DW. It wasn't your fault.

0:22:56 > 0:23:03- Uh-huh!- And I'll tell Buster you're not an alien.- Apology accepted.

0:23:03 > 0:23:11- Why did you think I'd hurt Pal?- You said you'd "teach him a lesson".

0:23:11 > 0:23:15And I still plan to do that.

0:23:15 > 0:23:21I got this dog training book from the library. YOU read it to me.

0:23:21 > 0:23:29- And- I- am gonna teach him not to steal my food. And do what normal dogs do.

0:23:33 > 0:23:39When I'm done, this will be the kind of dog I always wanted.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43# And I say, hey!

0:23:43 > 0:23:48# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:23:48 > 0:23:51# And get along with each other

0:23:51 > 0:23:53# You gotta listen to your heart

0:23:53 > 0:23:59# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:23:59 > 0:24:04# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:04 > 0:24:09# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:09 > 0:24:15# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:15 > 0:24:19# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #