0:01:14 > 0:01:17HIGH-PITCHED INTERFERENCE
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Oh. ..Oh. Thank you.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Attention, students. CLEARING HIS THROAT
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Exciting news.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33'This is the week of the teachers' charity carnival.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35'Fun, fun, fun.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37'See your teachers perform'
0:01:37 > 0:01:41and don't miss my fabulous magic and sleight of hand.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43HIGH-PITCHED TONE
0:01:43 > 0:01:45'Oops. That is all.'
0:01:47 > 0:01:49The carnival should be fun.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53As long as Ratburn doesn't do another puppet show.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57"If you don't laugh, I'll give you extra homework!"
0:01:59 > 0:02:03I disagree. I like Mr Ratburn's shows.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05"Anyone smarter than a rock
0:02:05 > 0:02:09"knows those puppet shows are boring kids' stuff."
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Guess she didn't want her dessert.
0:02:18 > 0:02:24- Are you going to apologise to Fern? - For what?- You hurt her feelings.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- She'll get over it.- Aren't you worried she'll get mad?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Fern? That mouse?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33What's she gonna do? Be QUIET at me?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Oo-ooh, I'm SO scared(!)
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Hey, get out of my way, Buster!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57What are you laughing at?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- What's that?- It's my cartoon.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10"Out of my way. I'm better than everyone.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14"I'm even better than people who are better than me."
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Grrrr!- Gulp.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Is this cow supposed to be me?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24How could it be? Frank is a boy.
0:03:24 > 0:03:30Admit it, it is too, Francine. Frank is pushy, loud, insulting.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Stop helping me, Muffy.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Fern, cows are females and bulls are males.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39A cow wouldn't be named Frank, it would be named Fran...
0:03:42 > 0:03:46That's about as funny as biting an apple and finding half a worm!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Before classes begin, Mr Haney wants to know
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- what you're doing for the carnival. - A new puppet show.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04The many-headed Hydra versus...Sinbad the Sailor.
0:04:05 > 0:04:12I'll have a singalong with a prize for the happiest singer-alonger!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15# You don't look very happy... #
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- I think I need to sing someone a song right now.- I think no-ot!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Oh, come on! Let's sing!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- No!- # I like fudge! I like fudge
0:04:26 > 0:04:29# If you ask me what I like I say, I like fudge... #
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- (What will you be doing for the carnival?)- My fortune-teller act.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40You will be taking a trip!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43< # I like fudge! I like fudge... #
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I didn't mean right now!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Come on! A song is what you need.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56Miss Tingly! You're just in time to rehearse my grand finale.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- When I saw you in half...- ME?!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02It's foolproof. I'll demonstrate.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10It only looks like I'm cutting it, but in reality...
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Oop. Miss Tingly! Wait!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Your comic was so good, I drew one.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22The Big Clumsy Moose With Big Feet, Named Frannie.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Her feet are named Frannie?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I'm going to do one too.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I can do a better one.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh, yeah?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Ready to sing?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45# Why not smile? Why not smile?
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- # Think you're going to break your face? Why not smile? #- Come back!
0:05:52 > 0:05:57Look, Arthur! Frannie Foghorn!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Fran-tic Frog.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Fran, the Stinky Sneaker.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Brain, did you do this? It's funny.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11- I think maybe this is bothering Francine.- She'll get over it.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Francine...
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Go eat an ant sandwich! Cartoons and stones can't break MY bones!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Wait! You haven't seen mine!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Give it to me! I want to read that!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28The Giant Slime That Came To School.
0:06:31 > 0:06:363,630,279,148 divided by 7,681.
0:06:37 > 0:06:44The kids were at school learning complicated math, then it happened.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47A giant slime...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51..came to school.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oh, yeah?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00The big Slime...our teacher.
0:07:03 > 0:07:10But it wasn't all good. The slime made everyone do its rotten bidding.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Like play only games IT was good at.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Victory!! I win again!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Bionic Bunny told it to leave.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- And it...- SLURP!- ..him too.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33The Slime was unstoppable until...
0:07:36 > 0:07:41It was dark, so the boy didn't realise he was eating slime.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Mmm! Lime...
0:07:43 > 0:07:47HE GUZZLES NOISILY
0:07:53 > 0:07:56The boy who would eat anything chased the slime.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Come back! You're delicious!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- And he...- SLURP!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04..the whole thing.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Thank goodness you eat like a pig.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12You're welcome.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17And I WOULD eat a giant slime, if it was lime slime.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22The teacher charity carnival is about to begin!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25EXCITED CRIES
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Boy, Francine, you left your comics everywhere.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Hmm...
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Finally. Great art you can eat.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52Grrrr!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Fern!
0:08:55 > 0:09:00I was reading these comics. That Francine sounds just terrible!
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- She's the worst. - Get all the kids who drew these.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I have a way to make her look silly.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Sure. Back in a sec.
0:09:11 > 0:09:18Part of the fun. When you pull the rope, the gloop will pour on her.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Here she comes. Quiet.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25Wait till I say, "Green gloop".
0:09:25 > 0:09:28That's your cue to pull the rope...
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- This will be great!- Shhhh!
0:09:32 > 0:09:40Ah. Someone who wants their fortune told. Sit down, please. Concentrate.
0:09:40 > 0:09:45I see a cow...and a foghorn.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47That's me.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- SNIGGERING - What's that sound?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Nothing! The spirits are restless!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57And I see a Bully Bulldozer.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58SHE GROANS
0:09:58 > 0:10:03I never saw that one, but it's probably me too.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- And a Stinky Sneaker? That's funny? Yes?- I guess.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12But I see that you are not laughing.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I wish they'd stop making fun of me.
0:10:15 > 0:10:21- I shouldn't have called Fern a mouse but why are they so mean?- Hear that?
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- I can't believe it. Francine has feelings.- Yeah.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Tissues to your left, dear.
0:10:29 > 0:10:35I see one more thing. Why, yes. A cartoon of you as green gloop.
0:10:35 > 0:10:41- SHE COUGHS LOUDLY - A cartoon of you as green gloop!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43GREEN GLOOP!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I just wish they'd stop.
0:10:48 > 0:10:55- I think you came to the right fortune-teller, dear.- Thank you.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Goodbye.
0:10:58 > 0:11:03It was such fun making fun of her, we didn't think about how she felt.
0:11:03 > 0:11:09I always say, "Never serve anyone a stew YOU wouldn't want to eat."
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Wait up, Francine!- Oh, by the way.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17You'd better think about it before you dump that gloop on somebody.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19It might hurt their feelings.
0:11:19 > 0:11:25Maybe you're right. Guess I learned something today. Catch your friends.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37# Every day you walk down the street
0:11:37 > 0:11:39# Everybody that you meet
0:11:39 > 0:11:42# Has an original point of view
0:11:42 > 0:11:47- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day! #
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd