Grandma Thora's Appreciation Day/Fern's Slumber Party

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Last night, DW and I stayed at Grandma Thora's

0:01:11 > 0:01:14and learned some terrible things.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18After supper, what if we play Parcheesi?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Thanks, but we'd prefer to watch TV.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Well, you know, I don't have cable.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28But I do get public television clear as a bell.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Aw.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Aw.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Then it got worse.

0:01:33 > 0:01:39I'm afraid I don't have any goodies. My doctor is strict with me.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43But here are some no-salt, low-fat potato chips.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47And if that wasn't bad enough...

0:01:48 > 0:01:53- Argh!- What?!- It's teeth. It's Grandma's teeth!

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Yuck!- We didn't get much sleep that night.

0:01:57 > 0:02:02It's been so nice having you here. I get lonely without you sometimes.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Grandma Thora must be the saddest person in the world.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11No cable, no-taste potato chips.

0:02:11 > 0:02:17- And she has to keep her teeth in a glass!- And she's lonely without me.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Arthur, we have to do something.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Isn't that a good idea -

0:02:32 > 0:02:35a surprise party for Grandma Thora?

0:02:35 > 0:02:40- But what's the occasion?- The kids are upset because Grandma seems sad.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43It's actually a great idea.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Sort of a Grandma Thora appreciation day. I like it.

0:02:47 > 0:02:54- We could invite all her friends.- And decorate the house with balloons.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- It was OUR idea! - And we want to do it by ourselves.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Planning a party is a lot of work. - How hard can it be?

0:03:05 > 0:03:09You invite people and they come.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Let's keep it small - just Grandma Thora's closest friends.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Can't we rent an elephant or a zebra?

0:03:17 > 0:03:24No elephants, DW. Just a nice quiet party. ..Are you listening, Arthur?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Yes, Mom, a nice quiet party.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30A party? You're having a party?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32No. NO!

0:03:32 > 0:03:38I was asking Mrs MacGrady. It's a party for my gran. You can't come.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44I mean, you wouldn't want to come. It's a party for old people.

0:03:44 > 0:03:49If you don't want to include us with your older friends, that's OK.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53HE SNIFFS

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Oh, all right, you can come. Just don't tell anyone else.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59THEY CHEER

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Party! Party! Party! Party!

0:04:04 > 0:04:10We're ruined. We've only been planning for a day and we're ruined.

0:04:10 > 0:04:15Maybe they'll forget. And anyway, it's only 25 people.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Mom will freak!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Arthur! DW! You're so quiet. What are you up to?

0:04:22 > 0:04:27- We're writing our lists.- ..Of what we must do to make the party perfect.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Sounds very responsible. Let me know if you need help.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33BOTH: We won't!

0:04:33 > 0:04:39- Thanks for not telling.- We're in it together. If you go down, so do I.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42At least we've done the first thing.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45And tomorrow we can buy the food.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49I'm not sure I like you shopping without me.

0:04:49 > 0:04:56- Mom, we want to do everything... - By yourselves. I know. Em, OK.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Don't worry about a thing.

0:05:03 > 0:05:10- DW, come on! Oh-oh, I forgot my list!- Don't worry. I have mine.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15DW, this is just scribbles.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18It is not. See - it spells...candy.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22It spells sypxth.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Oh, Arthur, I'll read and you buy.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Didn't you get anything besides candy?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35It was the only thing on DW's list.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38It was cheap and we need lots of food.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43- What do you mean? How many people did you invite?- I don't know...

0:05:43 > 0:05:45About...

0:05:45 > 0:05:51- What did you say?- I couldn't help it. They all like Grandma Thora.

0:05:51 > 0:05:57I knew he shouldn't have done it, but he never listens to me, never...

0:05:59 > 0:06:04Boy, if I were Mom, I'd make you live in the garage. What's next?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Ways to invite Grandma Thora.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Mmm...

0:06:12 > 0:06:15We'll send this right out, DW.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Zszxpaoutwr?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49What does this mean?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52That must be for me.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57"Please go to DW's house for a surprise party."

0:06:59 > 0:07:03That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- Only cos YOU didn't think of it. - We should just call her.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Which leaves only one thing to do - decorate.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Here, Arthur.

0:07:15 > 0:07:22- What is this?- It's a balloon. - Balloons are round, DW, not flat.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24It's not my fault. I've small lungs.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Now I'm going to have to blow up all the balloons,

0:07:28 > 0:07:31plus do all the decorating. You're not helping!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- How's it going? Want some help?- Yes.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41- No. We're doing it ourselves.- We'll never get this finished by tomorrow!

0:07:41 > 0:07:45We will if you stop goofing around.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Hello, Thora, how nice to see you!

0:07:49 > 0:07:50BOTH: Grandma!

0:07:50 > 0:07:56You'll never believe it. My car went bust at the end of your street.

0:07:56 > 0:08:02Did you hear that, kids? Grandma's car broke down and she's coming in!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Are you all right, dear?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07We're fine, just fine.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Is everything OK in there?!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Fine, just fine!

0:08:12 > 0:08:17If this is a bad time, I can walk home and call my mechanic.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20No! No problem. Come on in.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24But how come you're staying overnight?

0:08:24 > 0:08:30Because Hank can't fix my car until tomorrow. It makes sense to stay.

0:08:30 > 0:08:35But you'll hate it. Kate snores. You'll never get your beauty rest.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39And we don't have any extra toothpaste. Arthur!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44(DW?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46(Ready.)

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Yuck!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Remember, we have to be very, very quiet.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- SQUEAK! - AH!- Ssh!

0:09:07 > 0:09:11That's it. That's the last thing on the list.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16- We can finally go to sleep. - I think you forgot something.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19"Bake the cake." Oh, no!

0:09:19 > 0:09:24- That's a pretty cake.- It's too complicated. We need a simple one -

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- like this.- Now what?

0:09:26 > 0:09:31We have to read the recipe. "1 lb flour."

0:09:31 > 0:09:33What's a lb?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35OK, skip that part.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38"Two sticks of butter...

0:09:38 > 0:09:42- "And one cup of milk." Ready?- Ready.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Turn it off!- I can't see!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Hi! What brings you here?- Mom, Dad...

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Son?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57BOTH: Help!

0:10:00 > 0:10:05Here we are. One beautiful cake and four delicious cupcakes.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10This was fun. Can we stay up tomorrow?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12No!

0:10:29 > 0:10:34It's the darndest thing, Hank. You'd think they'd been up all night.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38That's fine. I'll wait for you in the driveway.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50OK, everybody, find a place to hide. Thora should be here any minute.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54You did tell Grandma to come at two?

0:10:54 > 0:10:58BOTH: Oh, no!

0:10:58 > 0:11:03- She's not answering!- I can't believe we forgot to invite Grandma

0:11:03 > 0:11:05to her own surprise party!

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Why didn't you put it on your list? - Why didn't you put it on yours?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12I can't write! You know that!

0:11:12 > 0:11:14There's only one thing to do.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17PARTY!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23It's a good thing there was pizza in the freezer.

0:11:23 > 0:11:28Almost ready. Thora, could you take this tray...?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Thora!- Grandma!

0:11:30 > 0:11:34- Grandma, you came! - I was worried about you.

0:11:34 > 0:11:40You were all so tired and acting so strangely. What's going on?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Nothing. Just...stay there!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Grandma, could you come here a minute?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50SURPRISE!

0:11:50 > 0:11:55But why? It's not my birthday.

0:11:55 > 0:12:00- But we wanted to give you a party so you wouldn't be sad.- Sad?

0:12:00 > 0:12:05- I'm not sad. Why should I be...? - But we thought you were sad.

0:12:05 > 0:12:11- We made this party so you wouldn't be sad.- Oh, that's right, DW.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13I was a little sad.

0:12:13 > 0:12:19But now, after this party, I'm the happiest grandma in the world.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21All right!

0:12:31 > 0:12:37Now that you are all gathered here, I can reveal the name of...

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Oh, em, hello...

0:12:40 > 0:12:43I don't really have anything to say.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Well, hello. Nice to see you.

0:12:46 > 0:12:51- Have you introduced the show yet, Fern?- No.- Well, speak up, sweetie.

0:12:51 > 0:12:56When Arthur does it, he looks right into the camera - like this.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03- The last scene is so... - Mom, don't give it away.- But...

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Just go to the title card - maybe that swimming one.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Hi!

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Open house time, huh? Nice borders.

0:13:18 > 0:13:23- Really creative, Mrs Walters. - Thanks, Hank. Fern's creative too.

0:13:23 > 0:13:29- What do you like to do, Fern? Sing, draw, sculpt?- Read.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31100 copies, please.

0:13:31 > 0:13:37Corkie's Computers is sponsoring a children's computer workshop.

0:13:37 > 0:13:43- We should sign you up.- Why? Dad taught me about computers.- Exactly.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47You know more than anyone else. You could teach everyone.

0:13:47 > 0:13:52I have just invented artificial intelligence -

0:13:52 > 0:13:54a thinking, talking computer.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57AUDIENCE GASPS

0:13:57 > 0:14:02I will recite a poem of my own composition - 011101.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Ahem...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08011101

0:14:08 > 0:14:10001111

0:14:10 > 0:14:13000000

0:14:13 > 0:14:16110011.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Em, this is my...

0:14:27 > 0:14:32..Computer. Her computer. I began life as a chip off the old block.

0:14:32 > 0:14:38My parents were clones of one of those expensive systems,

0:14:38 > 0:14:39so we got no respect.

0:14:39 > 0:14:45But seriously, folks, the worst display space, no dual-page ads,

0:14:45 > 0:14:48no respect.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Just like an inventor I know!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Just kidding, Fern.

0:14:56 > 0:15:012,000 signatures! I wish we had three more of you, Doria.

0:15:01 > 0:15:06Fern will be helping soon. She's a wonderful speaker.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10She could charm the fish out of a fish bowl.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Fern, tell us what you accomplished this week.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Well, I ended global warming.

0:15:17 > 0:15:24And yesterday, I found a completely natural oil-spill cleanser.

0:15:29 > 0:15:34'She's a wonderful speaker. She could charm the fish out the bowl.'

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Em...

0:15:36 > 0:15:41The state of our oceans is, em...very important...

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- SNORING - ..not very good.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48We need to, em, stop polluting... our precious...

0:15:48 > 0:15:52em, our most precious...

0:15:52 > 0:15:56resource. What I mean to say is...

0:15:56 > 0:16:02although...although our ocean has... an open house...

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Well, I hope we'll see you at the open house.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Ready to go, Fern?

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- They all look different, Mrs Walters.- Yes, Arthur.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21Each cookie is a different, famous landmark. Fern, pass them out.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24I'll do it. I love to distribute.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27You'll get a cookie to suit your personality.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31Arthur, you get the Liberty Bell because you're cracked.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- What a pretty bracelet. - My mother bought it at a yard sale.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39I think it belonged to Cleopatra.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43It says, "Made in Japan."

0:16:43 > 0:16:48That was stamped on there to fool the Romans to stop them stealing it.

0:16:51 > 0:16:56This one must be for you. I don't know what personality IT is.

0:16:56 > 0:17:01Ah-ha! These cookies contained an insidious East Bora-Borian peanut

0:17:01 > 0:17:05that turned the eater into a mindless zombie.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Another case solved by the brilliant Fern Watson!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Holmes, it's time to feed the hound of the Baskervilles.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18What would you like more than anything in the world?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20- A detective kit!- Don't be silly.

0:17:20 > 0:17:25The one thing you've always wanted is a slumber party!

0:17:25 > 0:17:30- Oh.- It's just what you need to develop your social skills.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Put that detective stuff away and we'll plan the perfect party.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37OK. I'll do the invitations.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41They're done.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45Well, the design is very nice, Fern, but where's the information?

0:17:45 > 0:17:50That IS the information. It's from The Adventure Of The Dancing Men.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53I have the date, time and place in secret code.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57- What if they can't decode it? - Then, they won't come.

0:17:57 > 0:18:02They don't want to come anyway. They know my party will be boring.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05No-one thinks that!

0:18:06 > 0:18:11My mom's making me go to Fern's party and it'll be boring.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15I might as well wear my sleeping bag. I'll be asleep so fast!

0:18:15 > 0:18:20But I bet her mom makes cookies and pizzas and hamburgers.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23You can't just eat the whole time.

0:18:23 > 0:18:29We'll just have to make our own party and bring our games and toys.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34Fern won't mind. She'll be happy. We're saving her from being dull.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38- I'll bring my portable trampoline. - I'll bring Decathlon Debbie.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42See? This party will be just great.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Mom, you don't need to stick around when everyone gets here.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- I can handle everything.- But I...

0:18:52 > 0:18:57You take charge, hostess. You won't see me until dinner.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58DOORBELL RINGS

0:19:00 > 0:19:03I need help with my luggage.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- What did you bring, Muffy?

0:19:08 > 0:19:13- - I have to be ready for all kinds of weather.- Indoors?!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18ALL: Wow!

0:19:18 > 0:19:21I have some ideas for games.

0:19:23 > 0:19:28We brought games so you won't have to worry about entertainment.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Aren't you relieved?- Oh, well...

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Good!

0:19:33 > 0:19:37I win again! My bracelet is not only ancient, it's lucky!

0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Can we please play something else? - I thought...

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Paddle-ball contest! - THEY GROAN

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Not something else that you'll win!

0:19:47 > 0:19:51I may not win, Sue Ellen. Nothing in life is certain.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Time for Decathlon Debbie.

0:19:53 > 0:19:58- I brought Amazonia. She can wrestle Decathlon Debbie.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Decathlon Debbie doesn't wrestle!

0:20:02 > 0:20:07- I brought a label maker. What needs identifying?- Let's decide something.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Jen and Muffy should be doing this.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16They want to do what they want to do.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Hey! You ruined her hair!

0:20:18 > 0:20:22If she loses the gold medal, you're in trouble.

0:20:26 > 0:20:32< This is stupid. I can play by myself at home.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Dinner will be ready soon.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37- What's wrong?- Nothing.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41- What are the girls doing? - Being bored.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45Ah! My bracelet! It's gone!

0:20:45 > 0:20:51Calm down. There's a simple solution to this. Where did you put it down?

0:20:51 > 0:20:55If I knew that, the bracelet wouldn't be lost!

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Get a search party. Did anyone bring walkie-talkies?

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Boredom and then loss of valuables. What a disaster!

0:21:02 > 0:21:06What if my bracelet's gone forever?

0:21:06 > 0:21:09- I think I know where it is. - What?! Where is it?!

0:21:09 > 0:21:14I could tell when the party began, strange forces were afoot.

0:21:14 > 0:21:19When Francine arrived, I could see the distinctive piece on her wrist.

0:21:19 > 0:21:24Other guests arrived, hidden motives safely tucked away.

0:21:24 > 0:21:29As the clock struck 4, the bracelet had not left its owner's arm.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31But then...

0:21:39 > 0:21:44That's right. I took it off and I put it... Now it's gone.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46OK. Who took it?

0:21:46 > 0:21:49ALL: I didn't take it!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Please! All in good time.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- Muffy, you took it!- I did not!

0:22:01 > 0:22:07Francine, we can't keep going back and forth with you accusing people.

0:22:07 > 0:22:12- Sorry.- It was Jenna's turn to play a part in the goings-on.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Jenna, do you want to watch a video?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Jenna, you ate my bracelet?!

0:22:19 > 0:22:21ALL: Francine!

0:22:21 > 0:22:26Jenna, Mrs Walters will be mad if you make a mess in her house.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Stupid fringe.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33THUNDER ROARS

0:22:33 > 0:22:37- I don't remember a thunderstorm. - Ssh!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39It's atmospheric!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42But as dinner hour approached...

0:22:44 > 0:22:46My bracelet!

0:22:46 > 0:22:50So we return to the scene of the events.

0:22:50 > 0:22:55The question is, who took the bracelet and where is it now?

0:22:57 > 0:23:00It is time to reveal all.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05My bracelet!

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- So how did it end up there? - The key was Prunella's neatness.

0:23:09 > 0:23:14When I saw the table was bare, I realised someone had cleaned it.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16I knew who it was.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Oh, Jenna!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Fern, you are SO observant!

0:23:27 > 0:23:30You're a regular Encyclopedia Brown.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33He's a bit of an amateur.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36The truly great detective is...

0:23:36 > 0:23:41"..Mr Holmes, they were the footprints of a gigantic hound.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43"They had gone a mile or two

0:23:43 > 0:23:48"when they passed a shepherd on the moor..."

0:23:48 > 0:23:51I knew this party was a good idea.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55# And I say, hey!

0:23:55 > 0:24:01# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:24:01 > 0:24:03# And get along with each other

0:24:03 > 0:24:06# You gotta listen to your heart

0:24:06 > 0:24:11# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:11 > 0:24:17# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:17 > 0:24:22# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:22 > 0:24:25# What a wonderful kind of day HEY!

0:24:25 > 0:24:30# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:30 > 0:24:36# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #