0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:58# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Hey! DW!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- HEY!- Whoa...!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13I know this is where ARTHUR usually talks,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17but I think there's some things you need to know about...
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Arthur - the worst big brother in the whole world!
0:01:21 > 0:01:27'When we ride bikes, he always goes too fast on purpose!'
0:01:27 > 0:01:30DW, if you can't keep up, you should stay home!
0:01:30 > 0:01:36'I could go fast if I was as big as HE is, but to get that big...
0:01:36 > 0:01:39'I'd have to eat as much as him!'
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Tasty!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48'And he's so mean!'
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- Mom! DW's in my room without my permission!- DW...!
0:02:02 > 0:02:06That sign can't stop me because I can't read!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I don't know...
0:02:13 > 0:02:18I don't know what to do about him yet, but I'll figure out SOMETHING.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Yuk!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- ARTHUR!- Shh!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31YOU'LL know how to deal with brothers. You both have one.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36- I know how to teach your brother a lesson!- Yeah?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40He plays the piano, right? Here's what you do.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Wait until he grows up and becomes a famous piano-player.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49CHEERING Can I have your autograph?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Arthur...sign my piano, please?
0:02:55 > 0:03:01- 'Then, when he has a big concert... - I know! I don't show up!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03'No! You show up LATE!'
0:03:03 > 0:03:09Excuse me! Pardon me! Excuse me! Pardon me! Pardon me!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13'And then...you eat potato chips!' CRUNCH!
0:03:21 > 0:03:26That's dopey! Who wants to wait until he grows up?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29DW...HERE'S a good idea!
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- ROBOTIC VOICE: - Am I making you happy, my queen...?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Great, huh?
0:03:42 > 0:03:47- Why would he do all THAT? - Oh, I forgot that part.- Duh!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Am I making you happy, my queen?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54'DW, you get secret hypnotic powers
0:03:54 > 0:03:59'and make Arthur your obedient hypno-brother.'
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I enjoy doing your chores...
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I enjoy doing your chores...
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Of COURSE you do!
0:04:12 > 0:04:19It takes hundreds of years to learn hypnotis...ising, Noodle-brain!
0:04:19 > 0:04:24- Yeah, it's a bad idea.- Come up with your OWN ideas, then, DW dimwit!
0:04:24 > 0:04:30- Don't call me names, goopy!- Ha ha! Goopy! You're goopy!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34You look just like me! If I'M goopy so are you!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Boy, DW, you're the BEST at name-calling!
0:04:40 > 0:04:45Call your brother good names like that and he'll surrender in no time!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I can't see. Move your head.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57You're not the boss of ME, Mr Goopy!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Move your big gopher-looking head!
0:05:00 > 0:05:04MY head doesn't look like a football with glasses!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08No, it looks like a meatloaf with raisins!
0:05:08 > 0:05:13- ..and here's the phone number. The kids shouldn't need anything.- MOM!
0:05:13 > 0:05:17He said my face was like a watermelon with a bad haircut!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19She started it!
0:05:19 > 0:05:24I can handle it! Have a good time. Thanks. Be good, kids!
0:05:25 > 0:05:31- SHE started it!- I have homework, so why don't you two go play quietly
0:05:31 > 0:05:38- at opposite ends of the house?- I dibs my room!- I wouldn't go in YOUR room!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- CLAM FACE!- TURTLE BREATH!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Hey!- My breath's fine! SMELL!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- What's going on? - He called me Turtle Breath!
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- Why are you in her room? - She took my red crayon.- I HAD to!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57I'm colouring a castle! With BRICKS.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02DW, give him his crayon. Arthur, go back to the den.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07This isn't working, cos Arthur knows more words than me!
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Catherine, you're smart. What's another word for "boring"?
0:06:11 > 0:06:16- To find words that mean other words, use a Thesaurus.- I can't read!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I'll look it up for you.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- You are tedious!- Huh?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I did it! I win! YAY!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Tedious...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35HEY!
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Do you know another word for "annoying"?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Is there a word for someone who eats too much cake?
0:06:41 > 0:06:46You kids are really working on your vocabulary! I'm so impressed!
0:06:46 > 0:06:53You are distended from eating cake! Plus, you are adipose and corpulent!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00You are...vapid!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08If I'm vapid, you're heinous and atrocious!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Bet you don't even know what that means!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15At least my initials don't stand for Dimwit!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20Ha! Tommy came up with that, and he's MY age! You lose!
0:07:20 > 0:07:25I know what you are. You wanna know what you really are? You're a...a...
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Dora Winifred!
0:07:27 > 0:07:33- Dora Winifred! Dora Winifred! - Stop it! MAKE HIM STOP!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35All right! Bed time!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38DW WHIMPERS
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Arthur thinks he's so great!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Now, go to sleep, DW.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53I'm not gonna let him beat me...
0:07:55 > 0:07:58This place looks almost perfect!
0:08:06 > 0:08:11It IS perfect! I could be happy here for ever!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13THUNDER
0:08:14 > 0:08:19DORA WINIFRED! DORA WINIFRED!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Stop! You're ruining everything!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Walter! My deer!
0:08:30 > 0:08:36Don't cry, DW. You can defeat the evil Arthur. Ask the Great Thesaurus.
0:08:36 > 0:08:42- Oh, Walter! Thank you! - SHE BLOWS HER NOSE
0:08:42 > 0:08:44STILL BLOWING
0:08:44 > 0:08:47AND BLOWING...
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- So where IS the Saurus? - He dwells beyond the woods!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Do you have a picture of the place?
0:09:05 > 0:09:10You didn't want to watch me walk through the woods! Too boring!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Tommy...? Timmy...?
0:09:13 > 0:09:19- We were turned to stone by the insults of the evil Arthur!- Really?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Do you think I'm lyin'? My nose itches!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Ohh! Thank you!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oh, no!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32He'll turn you to stone! Get away!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35DORA WINIFRED!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- Where's the Saurus? - Reference section. Follow me!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47This is the history section...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Science and technology section...
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Wow! I never knew all this stuff was in the library!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Here we are.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23THUDDING
0:10:24 > 0:10:30- Are you the Saurus? - It's one word - Thesaurus.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33The Thesaurus. Sheesh!
0:10:33 > 0:10:39- Hey, I don't even know how to read! - I'd love to hear your life story...
0:10:39 > 0:10:43but I've got words to organise. It's a mess in there!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I need the perfect word for Arthur.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53First... you must prove yourself worthy.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Oh, nothing's ever easy!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Name three words for "goofy".
0:10:58 > 0:11:04Silly...foolish...and...ARTHUR!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06RIGHT!
0:11:06 > 0:11:11Now I will fulfil your wish. The perfect name to call Arthur is...
0:11:11 > 0:11:14HE WHISPERS
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Oh, ARTHUR...!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25AGGGH!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I'm MELTING!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31I'm MELTING! AGGGGH!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Nobody told me you'd MELT!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39ARTHUR...!
0:11:39 > 0:11:44Calling people names can be dangerous to their health.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47What can I do? What can I DO?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Somebody, HELP me!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Arthur...? Arthur...?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- DW, wake up!- Mommy!
0:11:55 > 0:12:00- I'm sorry! I didn't know! - You were having a bad dream, honey.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Here - have a glass of water.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06AGGGGH! ARTHUR!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- What...? - I'm sorry I called you names!
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Well, you...! I mean, I'm sorry too.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19I had this dream, and the twins were in it, and you were in it, Arthur.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22And YOU were in it too!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh, sheesh!
0:12:33 > 0:12:38Sharing is a good thing. It always makes people happy!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Pal too!
0:12:43 > 0:12:48He doesn't care WHAT you're sharing! He'll take ANYTHING.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- GROWLING - And I mean ANYTHING.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Pal...! Let go! Shoes are not to EAT!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Now, DW...
0:13:01 > 0:13:07Just because she's my sister, I have to share with her ALL the time!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- And if you think that's easy...! - Hey!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15MOM!
0:13:15 > 0:13:21- Arthur, you KNOW you're not supposed to take your sister's things.- But...
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I was SHARING!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yee-HA!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Come on, Brain!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Knock it outta there!
0:13:42 > 0:13:46I got it...! I... COUGHING
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Throw it home! Throw it home!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I gotcha!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02You're...OUT!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Oh. Huh!- This is ridiculous!
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- It's too dusty. - I'm going home to watch Hi-D TV.
0:14:10 > 0:14:17- Wanna come?- Really? - Miranda the Magic Princess is on!
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Eh...perhaps I'll go to the Sugar Bowl instead.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24ARTHUR AND BINKY: Me too!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Pop fly, Arthur!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Uh-oh!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Found it!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Oh. Never mind! It's just a rock.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Wow!- What is it, Arthur?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51It's a key! I found a key!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I wonder what it opens.
0:14:57 > 0:15:03It looks kind of new. Hey! Maybe it's to the new science museum!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Cool!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26SUPER cool!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Hi!
0:15:32 > 0:15:38It might be really important... like the key to the city!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43CAR HORNS BLARING
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Don't worry, Mayor! I'm on my way!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Don't worry, ducks!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58I'm here! I've got the key!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Mr Mayor!- Who are you? What do you want?
0:16:08 > 0:16:14- I have...the key to the city, sir! - Thank goodness!
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- ARTHUR LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY - Let me see that.
0:16:41 > 0:16:47Hey! It's got teeth on both sides... like a car key!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Binky Barnes!?- What a car!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Well, I hope it doesn't go to a car.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- I don't even know how to drive! - What do you mean - you?
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- I- get the car! I thought of it! - But- I- found the key!
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- You wouldn't have found it if- I- hadn't thrown the ball to you!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Let's think about this logically.
0:17:27 > 0:17:33- I- said we should go to the Sugar Bowl. Besides, it's MY ball!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36For those reasons, the key is mine.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- I don't think so!- Wait!
0:17:39 > 0:17:43There's only one thing to do - SHARE the key.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Even if it's to a car?
0:17:45 > 0:17:50Whatever it is, we share it fifty-fifty...fifty.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Good idea.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Let's try some cars first.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- My idea is better. - It doesn't matter what we try first.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04The key can only fit one thing.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09If it fitted more than one thing, it wouldn't be much of a key, would it?
0:18:09 > 0:18:14The museum is just down the street. Let's try there first.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23Oh, well. I guess it's less scary to go when it's open anyway.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Let's take it back to the mayor, where it belongs!
0:18:27 > 0:18:33- As a matter of fact, boys, we did lose the key to the city...- See?
0:18:33 > 0:18:37But a nice young boy found it and returned it.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Aww.
0:18:41 > 0:18:46- That means it's GOTTA be a car! - I guess it'd be OK to have a car.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- We could go anywhere! - Remember, it's fifty-fifty-fifty.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53We'd each get it two days a week.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58- But what about Sunday? - I- should get Sundays! It's MY idea!
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- WHISPERING - That's OK, Binky...
0:19:02 > 0:19:06but you'll have to drive us wherever we want to go.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Let's go through the drive-in again, Binky!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Don't get ice cream on the seats!
0:19:16 > 0:19:22- I spent all week cleaning and... - VOICE FADES TO NOTHING
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Hold on!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I got a BETTER idea!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Hey, buddy, fill 'er up!
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- Yes, sir!- And, you - Einstein!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Check the oil!
0:19:43 > 0:19:49And then both of you can spit-shine those hubcaps. Ha ha ha ha!
0:19:53 > 0:19:58Not MY fault you're younger than me! Why should I drive you around?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01If THAT'S the way you want to be,
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- I want my Bionic Bunny video back! - Fine!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Take it! I've already seen it!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10And I want my CD of concertos back.
0:20:10 > 0:20:16- Fine! And I want all MY stuff back too! - BOTH: FINE!
0:20:16 > 0:20:21- Here's the last thing - your stupid comic book!- Happy, Binky?
0:20:21 > 0:20:27- Yes, I am!- It's getting late. I'm going home.- Whoa!
0:20:27 > 0:20:32- Where do you think you're going with that key?- I'll put in my safe.
0:20:32 > 0:20:39- I don't think so! I don't want you taking my car!- All right, all right!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- I'LL keep it.- Yeah, right(!)
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- Think again, Arthur! - I really think I should...
0:20:49 > 0:20:53If none of us can keep it, what'll we do with it?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00It's fifty-fifty-fifty. NOBODY can have it.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Too bad we didn't find THREE keys!
0:21:03 > 0:21:07I know! There's only one place to put it.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14- We'll cover it with dirt and come back for it tomorrow.- Good thinking!
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- OK...see you guys tomorrow! - BOTH: BYE!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35SCUFFLING AND ARGUING
0:21:35 > 0:21:37It's mine!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Finders keepers!- Give me that key!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- AGGGH!- Come back here!
0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Sorry, Mr Morse!- That's OK, Arthur.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- It's nice to see you kids having fun. - Give it back!
0:21:59 > 0:22:04- Give WHAT back, Alan? - Not you, Mr Morse. ARTHUR.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Why don't we just give it to Mr Morris to keep?
0:22:08 > 0:22:13- He can give it back tomorrow. - Give Mr Morris WHAT to keep?
0:22:13 > 0:22:18- This key. I found it...- I found it! It was MY ball!- It's mine!
0:22:18 > 0:22:24- I'm the one who can drive first! - It's fifty-fifty...!- No free rides!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27ALL ARGUING Jumping Jehosaphat!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31I've been looking for this key for DAYS!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- You know what it's for? - A car, right?- Not quite.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- We found it here.- Makes sense.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45Here's what it's for. It's the key to the sprinklers for the ball field.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Maybe you noticed how dusty it is.
0:22:49 > 0:22:55Now we'll get that grass green! Good thing you found the key!
0:22:56 > 0:23:02That was pretty stupid - fighting over a dumb sprinkler key!
0:23:02 > 0:23:07- Binky, you can have that CD back... if you want.- Really? Thanks!
0:23:07 > 0:23:13- It's good that key DIDN'T fit a car! We'd have fought for YEARS.- Look!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Look what I found! - BOTH: Uh-oh!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19My ball!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22OUR ball!
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Toss it here!- Come on, Binky! - Throw it here!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Subtitles by Anne Morgan BBC Scotland 2001
0:23:42 > 0:23:45E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk