How the Cookie Crumbles/Sue Ellen's Little Sister

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:58# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Hey! DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- HEY!- Whoa...!

0:01:09 > 0:01:13- STRAINING - Hurry! - Binky, your foot's in my mouth!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Hold steady - I'm almost there.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Whoa-a-a!

0:01:18 > 0:01:24I smell food. ..It's ME! I'm a cookie!

0:01:27 > 0:01:33- We all are!- Always wanted to be one. - I wanted to be an astrophysicist.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Uh...?! ALL SCREAM

0:01:39 > 0:01:41I know you're in there.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Whoa! A glass of milk. That must mean...

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- It's snack time!- NO!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56# I know where you're hiding! #

0:01:56 > 0:02:02- We should have a choice of whether we get eaten.- Cookies don't choose.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07A piece of nutritious fruit? SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:02:07 > 0:02:11I baked you. Now I'm going to eat you.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- But that's not fair!- Fair schmare!

0:02:14 > 0:02:19- Whoever owns the ovens makes the rules. That's how it is.- Look out!

0:02:31 > 0:02:36- What smells so good?- I'm baking for the Elwood City Strawberry Festival.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39The biggest holiday of the year.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43As big as Christmas? Does it have a bigger parade than Thanksgiving?

0:02:43 > 0:02:48- Bigger fireworks than 4th of July? - It's the biggest holiday this week.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53What's the Strawberry Festival?

0:02:53 > 0:02:58It was always your father's favourite holiday.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03That's him. All of Route 3 used to be strawberry fields.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06That's the big parade.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- And there's always as many strawberries as you can eat.- Wow!

0:03:10 > 0:03:15- Do I like strawberries? - Of course you do, honey.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Remember? You went to the festival last year.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Looks to me like SOMEBODY had a good time.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26What is THAT doing there?

0:03:26 > 0:03:33- Is it almost Strawberry Festival time?- Yeah, it's this week.- Oh, no!

0:03:33 > 0:03:39- She must REALLY hate strawberries! - That's not her problem. Look.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44- Remember? Last year, she WON the strawberry dessert contest.- So?

0:03:44 > 0:03:48There's a lot of pressure to being number one.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52SHE only won cos her father's the judge!

0:03:52 > 0:03:57She wants to prove she won it fair and square, not cos of who she is.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01She has to win again, but has no ideas. It's making her crazy.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06Sometimes, when I have no ideas, I relax and do math equations.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Then I get plenty of ideas. THEY GROAN

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Strawberries... Strawberries...

0:04:14 > 0:04:19- Hi. We came over to cheer you up. - What have you got to eat?- Nothing.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23The best idea I've had is a strawberry with a banana next to it.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26..I've got it! Strawberry meat loaf.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30ALL: Eugh!

0:04:32 > 0:04:37- I don't think we're helping.- What did you enter last year?- Butter cookies.

0:04:37 > 0:04:42- I threw in a strawberry. Simple.- I like banana. Add some banana juice.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Did you try it with peanuts?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Don't forget chocolate chips.

0:04:50 > 0:04:55Peach slices, oatmeal... Banana. More banana. Banana again.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58A raisin.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02You guys are right. Why was I worried about that contest anyway?

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Now, who wants to go see my new shoes?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Good work, guys! We really cheered her up.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20- When did you make cookies?- These are the ones you and your friends made.

0:05:20 > 0:05:25Oh, those were just joke cookies. Throw them out.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Stop!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35These are delicious!

0:05:37 > 0:05:41BARBERSHOP SINGERS # Casey would waltz

0:05:41 > 0:05:45# With the strawberry blonde and the band played on

0:05:45 > 0:05:48# He'd glide 'cross the floor With the girl he ador'd

0:05:48 > 0:05:51# And the band played on

0:05:51 > 0:05:54# But his brain was so loaded... #

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Hey, it's my dad! Dad!- Daddy!

0:05:57 > 0:06:03- Hiya, kids! - Some things never change.

0:06:05 > 0:06:10If we want the seats for the fireworks we have to hurry.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Look!

0:06:12 > 0:06:18Winner for a second consecutive year, Muffy Crosswire!

0:06:18 > 0:06:23- Muffy won?!- Would you like to try the winning recipe?

0:06:23 > 0:06:29- Muffy's Scrumptious Snackeroodles. - Hey! These are good!- They're great!

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Congratulations, Muffy! - Winning again is very gratifying.

0:06:34 > 0:06:39My father wasn't even the judge. Please put that in your paper.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43They've printed the ingredients for Muffy's winning cookies.

0:06:43 > 0:06:49- Chocolate chips, banana juice and a raisin.- Hey, we did that together!

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Cool! Where does she tell about how we came up with it?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57..I don't see our names.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00She didn't mention us!

0:07:03 > 0:07:08- We made those cookies and she didn't mention us?!- Maybe she forgot.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Did you read about...? BOTH: We know.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15We did the work, she got the prize. Seen this?

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Can you believe it? These sneakers are on sale.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Read THIS and weep!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24WHAT?!

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- I- said banana! Banana was MY idea!

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Without ME, there's no banana! I'm going to talk to her!

0:07:32 > 0:07:37Muffy's not here. She's in town, posing for the bag.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39ALL: The bag?!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Here's the front of the cookie bag.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44She'll sell them at the Sugar Bowl.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47She's going to make money off 'em?!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Muffy Crosswire!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53You're making me wrinkle my nose.

0:07:53 > 0:07:58- No-one wants cookies with a wrinkled nose on them. Carl.- Off you go.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Out.

0:08:01 > 0:08:07Her Royal Highness gets the credit, but her lowly subjects did the work.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10We're here, noses at the window.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14She's going to be more famous than a doughnut.

0:08:19 > 0:08:24SOUND SYSTEM: Muffy's cookie castle is the most successful store

0:08:24 > 0:08:27in the history of buying stuff!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Every day, a new Muffy's opens!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33She is more famous than a doughnut!

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Here she comes. MUFFY HUMS

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Hold it right there!- I'm sorry. There are no samples.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- You'll have to buy cookies like everyone else.- BUY? We MADE them!

0:08:50 > 0:08:55I did the math. We're responsible for 72% of the ingredients.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Banana was MY idea!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Without me, there IS no banana.

0:09:00 > 0:09:05Oh, yeah? Well, WHO bought the ingredients? Who owns the oven?

0:09:05 > 0:09:10Who entered the contest? Moi. You're all just jealous.

0:09:10 > 0:09:15- Are we just jealous?- No. She's a bigger rat than Ratburn!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Banana was MY idea! - Stop with the banana already!- >

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Like I couldn't have won the contest without them. Huh!

0:09:24 > 0:09:30- You'll need to make thousands of cookies, so get started.- OK. Recipe?

0:09:30 > 0:09:36Recipe? Oh. I don't have it written down. I can remember, though.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39SHE HUMS

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Eugh!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00SHE HUMS

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Aww!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16OK. I wrote out the whole recipe.

0:10:16 > 0:10:21- Now we can make our own and drive that rat out of business.- Guys?

0:10:21 > 0:10:26- Did I hear a little rat squeak(?) - No, it's Muffy. She's right there.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- How would you like to help me make more cookies?- BANANA!

0:10:30 > 0:10:36- Make them by yourself...like last time.- Sorry you feel I cheated you.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Now may I please have the recipe?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41..OK.

0:10:41 > 0:10:47- You're going to give us credit this time - right?- It won't be possible.

0:10:47 > 0:10:52I don't get it. You're rich, you have everything.

0:10:52 > 0:10:57- Why do you cheat for something like cookies?- I have a reputation.

0:10:57 > 0:11:02- As a dishonest rat!- As a winner. I had to prove I could win it again.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06- But you couldn't. We did it together.- But nobody knows that.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09YOU know it and WE know it.

0:11:09 > 0:11:14If you care more about cookies than friendship, then go ahead.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- This IS the right recipe?- Yes.

0:11:19 > 0:11:25..You didn't put any tricks in it, so the cookies taste like junk?

0:11:25 > 0:11:30- Muffy, you can trust us. We're your friends.- Great. See ya.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36I thought she'd choose friendship.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Boy, was I wrong!

0:11:40 > 0:11:46- I can't go in the Sugar Bowl, knowing they sell the cookies.- Wait!

0:11:46 > 0:11:50- You guys must have the first bag of cookies.- I don't want to see them.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54Look! It says, "Muffy & Friends".

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Wow...! Neat!

0:11:58 > 0:12:04- You realised honesty and friendship are more important than winning? - Yes.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Dad said a lie is a lie, even when you get away with it.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13And, being a car salesman, he won't stand for any lying.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Since these worked well, let's work on my recipe for next year.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- WHOSE new recipe?- Oh, right, right.

0:12:20 > 0:12:26- OUR new recipe. I have to get used to that.- How about a cake? - Doughnuts?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Banana. Lots and lots of banana.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38- Arthur, did you see the parade? - Parade?

0:12:38 > 0:12:43- It's raining.- It's a rain parade. The marching band's in raincoats.

0:12:43 > 0:12:48There's a big float shaped like an umbrella. It's right up front.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53There's no parade.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56DW!

0:12:56 > 0:12:58KATE!

0:12:58 > 0:13:03Sometimes I really wish I was an only child.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Life would be so easy.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09I could be alone whenever I wanted.

0:13:09 > 0:13:14In fact, I could use DW and Kate's room as my own private library.

0:13:17 > 0:13:22And I'd probably get lots more presents at Christmas.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29And, best of all, I'd never have to compromise.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32We're going to watch the Bionic Bunny Special,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34then a Bionic Bunny rerun,

0:13:34 > 0:13:38then this tape of my favourite Bionic Bunny episodes. OK?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Arthur! D'you eat the last brownie?

0:13:43 > 0:13:48Actually...there IS one good thing about having a little sister.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51..DW ate it, Dad!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02CHILDREN LAUGH

0:14:05 > 0:14:08SHE SIGHS

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Go straight, Arthur! Straight!

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Oww!

0:14:14 > 0:14:19- Wow! That looks like fun! - Not when Arthur's steering.

0:14:19 > 0:14:25- Last time, he almost drove me into the lake.- I'll be your partner next.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Sorry. It's a brother and sister race.

0:14:28 > 0:14:34- Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.- ONLY children!

0:14:34 > 0:14:38A LONELY child is what you'll be when I sell you.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Give me an O...and a D!

0:14:43 > 0:14:45What does that spell? Lakewood!

0:14:45 > 0:14:48We're going to win, cos we're real good.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53- Have you taken up cheerleading? - My sister taught me some moves.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I thought we'd use them next year.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Raise your arms higher on the 'O's.

0:14:59 > 0:15:04Like this? ..Stop! BOTH GIGGLE

0:15:06 > 0:15:10GASPS FROM ONLOOKERS

0:15:14 > 0:15:16My turn!

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Dad, can I get on your shoulders?

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Sure, pumpkin. Oh, honey, watch your back.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30LOUD LAUGHTER

0:15:40 > 0:15:45Mom...Dad... I know what I want for my birthday. A brother or sister.

0:15:45 > 0:15:51But then we might not be able to go on all our great adventures.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Aren't you excited to go to India this winter?- Yeah,

0:15:55 > 0:16:00but it would be a lot more fun with a brother or sister.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05Mom and Dad aren't going to get me a brother,

0:16:05 > 0:16:10so I guess I'll have to get one myself, but where?

0:16:10 > 0:16:14- I don't think you can buy them. - OWW! Stupid bike!

0:16:14 > 0:16:19Hmm... I guess Binky could be an older brother. He's big enough.

0:16:20 > 0:16:26He could certainly help me get "hard to reach" things.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Up!

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Best of all, he could give me advice,

0:16:35 > 0:16:42like whether to be an artist or an oceanographer. Binky! Stay there!

0:16:42 > 0:16:45NOISY SLURPING

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- An ocean, WHAT?! - Oceanographer, Binky.

0:16:49 > 0:16:55- Someone who studies oceans.- That's dumb. Study something cool, like...

0:16:55 > 0:16:57worms!

0:16:57 > 0:17:02- Gross! Anyway, there's no such thing as a wormographer!- There should be!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Hmm...

0:17:04 > 0:17:09Maybe I can be the first one. You've given me some great advice.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Thanks.

0:17:11 > 0:17:16Maybe my brother should be a little more helpful.

0:17:16 > 0:17:2035% of the ocean floor is covered with sediment

0:17:20 > 0:17:23composed of silt, shale and schist.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27I don't think I want to be an oceanographer any more.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31I thought you might say that. It IS kind of dry.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35So I got this book on different trends in art.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38- If we look at chapter 1...- Oh!

0:17:42 > 0:17:47This is tough. Maybe I need a boy who already has a sister,

0:17:47 > 0:17:52so they know the right way to be a brother. Hey... What about Arthur?

0:17:53 > 0:17:58want to look at my Space Wars cards again?

0:17:58 > 0:18:02NOISY SNORING

0:18:03 > 0:18:09Forget it! I think it's time to try something new. Like sisters.

0:18:13 > 0:18:18- Hi, Prunella! Why are you wearing a strange...?- Shhh! I'm not Prunella.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22I'm Newt. You can be...Toad.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Toad?- We're playing magic.

0:18:24 > 0:18:29We must use special names, or Arcana, Mistress of the Dusk will be upset.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33ARCANA: Where are my assistants? Quickly!

0:18:34 > 0:18:39For my first trick, I will need a hair scrunchy.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Make that TWO scrunchies... in case the first doesn't work out.

0:18:48 > 0:18:54Now behold the powers of Arcana, Mistress of the Dusk!

0:18:54 > 0:18:58- Hey, that's my scrunchy! - Quiet, infidel!

0:18:58 > 0:19:02(You must believe, though. It doesn't work unless you believe!)

0:19:02 > 0:19:09- There, mortal. Your head gear is whole again!- But this isn't mine.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Well, you can have it. A keepsake from the spirit world.- But...

0:19:13 > 0:19:19PHONE RINGS Stay! Lini, tahini, potato, kanish!

0:19:19 > 0:19:23You will do exactly as I wish.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Geez!

0:19:31 > 0:19:34She probably just forgot about us.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Can we please do something else now?

0:19:37 > 0:19:41Must remain still or be cursed.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Ready for some lunch, kids?

0:19:44 > 0:19:49- Egg salad.- Where's Rubella? - She went to the movies with friends.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52See? I told you there was no curse.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54What do you mean? I HATE egg salad.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59We had to play what she wanted, cos she's older.

0:19:59 > 0:20:05- She's the worst brother or sister I've had.- She's NOT your sister.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I was just pretending.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12- You want a brother or sister that badly?- But not an older one.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Next time, I'M going to be the boss.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21Hey, Sue Ellen, you want to try my new video games?

0:20:21 > 0:20:27- Fish Finder 6 - improved graphics. - Actually, I'm here to baby-sit.- Huh?

0:20:27 > 0:20:32- But everyone's home. We don't need a baby-sitter.- Oh.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Well, could I play with DW for a couple of hours?- WHAT?!

0:20:36 > 0:20:40Don't you know what DW stands for? Disaster warning.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Her room's upstairs, right?

0:20:45 > 0:20:50She's going to be the perfect little sister. I just know it.

0:20:51 > 0:20:56Wow! You made a swan out of a piece of paper. You can do anything.

0:20:56 > 0:21:01- For you, DW.- You're the best sister in the whole world.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04I know.

0:21:05 > 0:21:10- DOOR SLAMS - Hello, DW. How are we doing today?

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Piggy-back!- You know what? I've brought this pretty coloured paper.

0:21:14 > 0:21:21- I thought we'd be able to... - PIGGY-BACK!- One won't hurt.- YAY!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Woo! Yippee! Faster! Faster!

0:21:26 > 0:21:32- Yay! Yippee!- Is your sister always this active?- She's breaking you in.

0:21:32 > 0:21:38- Back up the stairs!- Easy, DW. She doesn't know who she's dealing with.

0:21:39 > 0:21:44Hey, DW, I've got an idea. Let's play Simon Says.

0:21:44 > 0:21:50- I'll be Simon. Simon says, "Hands on hips."- You said you were Sue Ellen.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Yes, but now I'm Simon.

0:21:53 > 0:21:58Now, put your hands at your sides. ..Nope.

0:21:58 > 0:22:04- You lose. Simon didn't say so.- Sure, you did, Simon!- I'm not Simon NOW.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Well, then, who are you?

0:22:06 > 0:22:11- DADDY, THERE'S A STRANGER IN THE HOUSE!- Forget it. Forget it!

0:22:11 > 0:22:14We'll play something else.

0:22:20 > 0:22:25This is juice! I don't want juice, I want orange soda!

0:22:25 > 0:22:29But orange soda doesn't look like tea and this is a TEA party.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32I want an orange soda party!

0:22:32 > 0:22:38- If I don't get orange soda soon, I'm going to cry! One...two...- Here, DW.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42I made this paper swan for you. It took hours.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46Ooh, the pretty birdie! I want to see it fly!

0:22:46 > 0:22:49NO-O!

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Oops.

0:22:54 > 0:23:00- Arthur, I'm sorry, I just can't take it any more.- Sue Ellen, wait!

0:23:00 > 0:23:05- I haven't finished your beauty makeover!- NO!

0:23:05 > 0:23:09She lasted longer than most baby-sitters!

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- SHE SIGHS - My room! My things!

0:23:13 > 0:23:18You know, Chester, being an only child may be lonely sometimes,

0:23:18 > 0:23:20but at least it's safe.

0:23:20 > 0:23:25Sue Ellen, we've a big surprise. It's a little boy.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Oh, no!

0:23:27 > 0:23:30His name is Tenzin.

0:23:30 > 0:23:35- He lives in Tibet.- That's exciting! - My parents'll help him go to school.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38We're going to write to each other.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42My mom says I can think of him like a little brother.

0:23:42 > 0:23:47- I think he's the perfect brother. - Why?- He's 3,000 miles away.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55# And I say, hey!

0:23:55 > 0:24:01# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

0:24:01 > 0:24:03# And get along with each other

0:24:03 > 0:24:06# You gotta listen to your heart

0:24:06 > 0:24:11# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:11 > 0:24:17# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:17 > 0:24:22# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:22 > 0:24:28# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:28 > 0:24:32# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #