0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Oh!
0:01:08 > 0:01:13- Some people just have to do everything themselves.- Cut!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Cut! I'm sorry, Arthur, I have to stop you.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- This is just too boring.- Boring? But...
0:01:20 > 0:01:23You need a little enthusiasm, energy...
0:01:23 > 0:01:28Put a little shape in it. This is the opening of the show!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Try it again.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37Some people...just have to do... EVERYTHING...themselves.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41That was it? THAT'S enthusiastic(?)
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Yeah.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Well...that was practise.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:01:50 > 0:01:55Some people just have to do everything themselves!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57How was that?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Take seven!
0:02:02 > 0:02:07You know, some people just have to do everything themselves!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10They won't let ANYBODY help them!
0:02:10 > 0:02:15I think that's MUCH better. That's a wrap. Cue the title.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26I hope Mr Ratburn assigns another report.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29We just turned one in yesterday!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32No way will he give us another one!
0:02:32 > 0:02:37This report should be at least two pages on any animal you choose -
0:02:37 > 0:02:41where they live, what they eat, anything unusual.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44The teams for the report will be as follows -
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Arthur Reid and...Muffy Crosswire.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Alan, your partner is Sue Ellen.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57A dinosaur! That's a great idea, Brain.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- I'll start some sketches. - What should I do?
0:03:01 > 0:03:07- The sketches have to be done first. I'll call you when I'm done.- Great!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09So long!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13I've never done a report with Brain before.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- It'll be fun.- It'll be easy!
0:03:16 > 0:03:22- How do you mean?- You'll see. Brain's the type that...- He's great!
0:03:22 > 0:03:29- He's the best report partner ever! - I'M your partner and I'm NOT Brain!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Come on. We're going to the library.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Sue Ellen, don't you have any homework to do?
0:03:38 > 0:03:43Not yet. Brain's doing the sketches. They're preliminary.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I'll call and see how it's going.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52This is gonna be fantastic.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57Even back in elementary school when I was building my first model,
0:03:57 > 0:04:02I knew that, with a little DNA and hard work, I would succeed.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05And now...
0:04:05 > 0:04:07it lives!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Please, ladies and gentlemen, be calm!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Hello, hello, hello! Welcome to the show!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21The strangest thing happened to me.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I found an elephant in my pyjamas.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26How it got there, I'll never know.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28SCREAMING
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I have to work on his material.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37RING!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Hello.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- Hi, Brain! I just called to find out how the sketches are going.- Great!
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Ready for the next stage. - I was getting worried
0:04:48 > 0:04:51that I was just gonna have to watch TV!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- What do you want me to do?- YOU?!
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Well...eh...continue watching TV.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Gotta do some research. Bye!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Very weird!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10This is our model of tyrannosaurus rex.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13The arms are made of cookies...
0:05:13 > 0:05:17and the body is made out of cake!
0:05:19 > 0:05:24Unfortunately, this isn't a cooking class. You've failed!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35..And then he hung up the phone.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40I can't find Buster! Hope he doesn't think I'll do the report by myself!
0:05:40 > 0:05:47I hope Brain realises I expect to do half the work on this report.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Brain, is that you?- No. I mean...
0:05:54 > 0:05:57That's strange. He vanished.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05That was close! You're telling ME!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07You almost gave away my position.
0:06:08 > 0:06:14I would deduce that Brain is strange because he's been working too hard.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Perhaps he's not getting enough sleep.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29SCREECH!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Ahhh! Must keep working!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Must keep working!
0:06:37 > 0:06:42- What are you doing? I thought you were going home.- Brain needs my help.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49- Wow! Did Brain ask you for help? - No. I'm gonna surprise him.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Oh, he'll be surprised! Whew!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I came to help you with the research.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- All done. Look... - Wow! What do we do now?
0:07:07 > 0:07:12I need to finish wiring the vertebrae, then the head.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15We can use papier-mache!
0:07:15 > 0:07:21- Eh...clay is better.- OK. I have clay at home. I'll go start the head.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30LAUGHTER
0:07:31 > 0:07:36You're going to be in third grade for a long time, Alan.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06HE YAWNS
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I brought the... What's the matter?
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- You look tired.- Working late. Come on. I've something to show you.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47- It looks great. But... I thought- I- was making the head.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51The head's the most important part.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55I'm sorry you went to all that trouble for nothing.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- We can't use this.- What? - It's all wrong.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04The proportions of the nasal cavities are way off.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Mr Ratburn would never accept this.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- They look the same. - To the untrained eye.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17It's supposed to be OUR project, Brain!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21I don't have time to argue.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26I have to finish this. You want a good grade, don't you?
0:09:26 > 0:09:32"The proportions of the nasal cavities are all wrong"(!)
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Are you having a bad dream?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38No. A bad reality!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46We have to talk about our report.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- I have everything under control. - That's the problem!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54You're gonna drop it. Let me help.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56No. I can do it. Don't touch it.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01That's ridiculous. You're being a report-hog!
0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Please! It's very delicate. - Fine. Take it!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Look what you've done!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16And she let you fall in the mud?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19That sounds hilarious!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21It was far from amusing.
0:10:21 > 0:10:27You were lucky you fell in the mud. If it were me, I'd have PUSHED you.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31What?! You have to admit, Brain...
0:10:31 > 0:10:35you ARE a report-hog. On our French history report,
0:10:35 > 0:10:39you were Napoleon and I was France!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41You wouldn't give me any lines.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48Even when we were little, you always had to do EVERYTHING.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59How would YOU like it if Sue Ellen treated YOU that way?
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Don't!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03You're fiddling with my A-plus.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07You don't know what you're doing. Go home!
0:11:08 > 0:11:13I would feel bad if somebody didn't trust me to work on a report.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17I'm sorry I called you a report-hog.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Now we don't have a report to hog! Our model is wrecked.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Maybe. But our report will be even better!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- How?- Trust me!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29OK!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33..The largest mammal on Earth.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38Very good. Alan and Sue Ellen will report next.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Can we all go outside?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Brain and I set up a demonstration.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47All right! Field trip!
0:11:48 > 0:11:52We have recreated what palaeontologists might find
0:11:52 > 0:11:55wheh they discover dinosaur bones.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Wow, Brain! This is cool.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03- It was really Sue Ellen. - Now you can all dig them up.
0:12:03 > 0:12:08There is a proper way to do it. Brain will show you.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Sue Ellen's right. You must be very careful.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15This is gonna take all day.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19We'll have time to finish our report after school.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23I'll meet you at your house. Oh, no!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27We're sticking together until it's done.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Subtitles by Janice Hamilton BBC Scotland, 2001
0:12:35 > 0:12:38E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk