Arthur Versus the Piano/The Big Blow-Up

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey! DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey!- Woh-oh!

0:01:07 > 0:01:12I think I could do almost any job when I grow up.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16'I could be a teacher like Mr Ratburn.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18'Well, not exactly like Mr Ratburn.'

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- No homework again tonight, class. - HURRAY-AY!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25'I could be an accountant like Mom.'

0:01:25 > 0:01:31- Mr Crosswire? I got you a big tax refund.- Arthur, you're a genius.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35'Or a caterer, like Dad.'

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Incoming!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47He's done it!

0:01:47 > 0:01:53Arthur has successfully completed history's biggest pepperoni pizza!

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Yeah, I can imagine being just about anything...

0:02:02 > 0:02:05except a piano player.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18THEY PLAY A JOLLY TUNE

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Very good, everyone!

0:02:23 > 0:02:27# Da-da-da-da-da...da-da! #

0:02:27 > 0:02:32Is everybody ready for their first solo performance?

0:02:32 > 0:02:37Tomorrow you perform your pieces for the students.

0:02:37 > 0:02:42Next Friday, the recital for parents. Practise! Practise! Practise!

0:02:42 > 0:02:48BELL RINGS But have fun! Remember music is art.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's like ear painting.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55If I get paint on my ears, my mom gets mad.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00I didn't mean... It's like ear painting with no paint.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Just think of it as music. - Right. Good one.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08HE LAUGHS

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Want to go skating? - No, I need to practise.

0:03:12 > 0:03:17Plus, I have to make sure my spit valve is clean. Remember last time?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Sorry, sir.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Shouldn't you practise, too? It's your first-ever solo.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I know my part inside out.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42I wish I did, then I wouldn't have to lug this home.

0:03:42 > 0:03:48- Want to skate?- No, I have to tape up my drumsticks so they can't break.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Sorry, sir.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- I want to get it right. Everyone will be watching.- Binky!

0:03:57 > 0:04:03I have to do my tongue exercises. Last time, I got tongue-tied.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Wasn't there something else? - Oh, yeah.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Sorry, sir.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22- You'd better practise, Arthur. - But I know it!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26DW HICCUPS

0:04:26 > 0:04:31Could you do that somewhere else, please? I'm trying to read.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Hic!

0:04:32 > 0:04:37Hic! I can't... Hic! ..stop! What if I never stop?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39My head might get loose and pop off!

0:04:39 > 0:04:44- How long have you had them? - I don't know. Hic!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Getting scared can cure the hiccups.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Nothing scares me! Hic!

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Did I tell you Mom threw away your Crazy Bus CD?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57But that's my favourite! How could she?!

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Hey, it's stopped!

0:05:00 > 0:05:02You're welcome!

0:05:02 > 0:05:08- Have a good sleep, so you're ready for your recital tomorrow.- No sweat.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11I know it all.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16HE PLAYS "Fur Elise"

0:05:18 > 0:05:21HE PLAYS A WRONG NOTE AUDIENCE JEERS

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Boo-oo-oo-oo!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Hey, you stink!

0:05:29 > 0:05:33'Extra! Extra! Local boy plays wrong note!'

0:05:42 > 0:05:47- DW!- Arthur! No-one's seen you since they kicked you out of school...

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Hic! ..for wrecking the recital last year.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55I've been looking for a job, but I can't get one.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Everyone knows I played the wrong note. Are those the same hiccups?

0:06:00 > 0:06:05- I can help you get rid of them. - Get rid of them?!

0:06:05 > 0:06:10No way! These hiccups made me... Hic! ..a star!

0:06:10 > 0:06:15- This is the premiere of my newest... Hic! ..movie!- The Hiccup Kid?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I'm a... Hic! ..millionaire!

0:06:18 > 0:06:23- I have to go inside now. Call me sometime.- But I don't have a phone!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Gee, thanks, Mister!

0:06:27 > 0:06:32I know you! You're that kid who played D flat instead of D sharp.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oh-h...!

0:06:40 > 0:06:44It was just a dream. That could never happen...

0:06:44 > 0:06:47as long as I don't make a mistake.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50TUBA SOLO PLAYS

0:06:51 > 0:06:54APPLAUSE

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- HE IS OUT OF BREATH - That song has too many notes!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Our next performer - Arthur Reid!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05APPLAUSE

0:07:10 > 0:07:13'You're that kid who played D flat!'

0:07:13 > 0:07:16'Hey, you stink!'

0:07:16 > 0:07:22- Is anything wrong?- I feel sick. I don't think I should play.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26No problem, dear. ..Sue Ellen, you're on.

0:07:26 > 0:07:32One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36- You should have practised. - I didn't need to!

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- Maybe you should before next week's recital for the parents.- Oh, no!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43I have to do it again.

0:07:43 > 0:07:48Binky, you're next. Me and my tongue are ready.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Hic! This isn't... Hic! ..working! Hic!

0:07:53 > 0:07:58Your head's gonna pop off! Don't worry. I'll catch it.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03- Arthur, they came back!- Hold your breath and count backwards from 100.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07100...99...

0:08:08 > 0:08:10What comes before 99?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Hmm...

0:08:12 > 0:08:15One...two...five...nine...

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Hic!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22HE PLAYS "Fur Elise"

0:08:24 > 0:08:29- You're right. You don't need practice.- That's what I said!

0:08:29 > 0:08:34- Why didn't you play it like that at school?- What if I made a mistake?

0:08:34 > 0:08:38You don't need practice. You need confidence.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Walk up to that piano and say...

0:08:41 > 0:08:45"I'm gonna play you and you're gonna sound great!"

0:08:45 > 0:08:51Show it who's boss. ..One wrong note, and you're toothpicks!

0:08:51 > 0:08:56And you've got to look like a musician, like this.

0:08:56 > 0:09:01- Ow! That hurts my face. - Maybe you need a casual attitude.

0:09:01 > 0:09:08- Start with a joke.- I don't know any musical jokes.- What about this?

0:09:08 > 0:09:12- # Da-da-da-da-da... #- Hic! Hic!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Great! What key did you hit?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- I didn't.- Hic! Hic!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Hic!

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- If you could practise playing in front of an audience...- That's it!

0:09:25 > 0:09:31One spoonful of peanut butter. Chew it slowly. Always cures the hiccups.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36It worked! Grandma, you're smart. Now my head won't pop off.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39HE PLAYS "Fur Elise"

0:09:41 > 0:09:46- Arthur, you played it beautifully! - Because it was for you, Grandma.

0:09:46 > 0:09:52- You WANT to hear me play.- Remember when I took you to the circus?

0:09:52 > 0:09:57Remember how excited you were before anything even happened?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Yeah!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Your audience will be just as excited and ready to have fun.

0:10:04 > 0:10:09- They're not against you.- Really?- Yes. And if you get nervous,

0:10:09 > 0:10:13remember I'm out there and I love hearing you play.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17TUBA SOLO I hope you practised this time.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Are you feeling better today? - So far.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- PUFFING AND PANTING - That's it!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Next time, I play...Jingle Bells.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Show that piano who's boss.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38One bad note, and you're toothpicks!

0:10:40 > 0:10:46- Do it. Do it!- He's not moving. Sue Ellen, better get ready to go on.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Francine, give him a chance.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51HE GULPS

0:11:00 > 0:11:03HE PLAYS WELL

0:11:06 > 0:11:10I'm doing it. I'm almost done. I'm gonna make it!

0:11:10 > 0:11:14- HE PLAYS A WRONG NOTE - I wrecked it!

0:11:14 > 0:11:19- APPLAUSE - I wrecked it! I'm a recital wrecker!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Encore!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Take a bow!

0:11:26 > 0:11:30- That was great! - But I wrecked the end.

0:11:30 > 0:11:36- What are you talking about?- Didn't you guys hear that big mistake?

0:11:36 > 0:11:41- I didn't hear any mistakes.- Hey, that D flat you played at the end...

0:11:41 > 0:11:46- I knew it was obvious.- ..very much as Thelonious Monk would have done.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50You have some mean jazz chops, my man.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Nobody even noticed my big mistake.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59It was only big to you. The audience doesn't hear mistakes.

0:11:59 > 0:12:04- They just hear music. - I wanted to see Arthur mess up.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09Grandma will have to wait to see YOU mess up your pre-school play!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Hic!

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Oh, no!- I know what to do!

0:12:14 > 0:12:19Stand on your head and count backwards from a zillion and one.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Look in the mirror and scare yourself, then...

0:12:25 > 0:12:30Brain and Francine are great friends but don't talk to them about sports.

0:12:30 > 0:12:35Hockey players are the best athletes. They have to skate AND play at once.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Could a hockey player play golf? - Yes.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42While driving an Indy Car at 207mph?

0:12:42 > 0:12:47'This is not an easy putt. Everything's quiet.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49'He needs to concentrate.'

0:12:57 > 0:13:01'He's in the lake. That's a one-stroke penalty.'

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Want to hear their best argument?

0:13:04 > 0:13:09- Hey, guys, who's the best athlete in school?- That's easy. It's me.

0:13:09 > 0:13:14- Pardon my insistence upon accuracy, but it is- I.- It's ME!- It is- I!

0:13:14 > 0:13:19- Me!- I!- Get comfortable. This could go on a while.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Argh!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28SPECTATORS SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

0:13:36 > 0:13:39HURRAY-AY! >

0:13:39 > 0:13:44We haven't lost a game. We'll win the championship. Indubitably.

0:13:44 > 0:13:51Nobody can beat us as long as we've got Francine and The Brain.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53This is for the bulletin board.

0:13:53 > 0:13:59If we win one more game, we're in the play-offs. Let's practise.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Arthur!

0:14:11 > 0:14:16- Out of bounds! Out of bounds! - I am not. Look at my foot.

0:14:16 > 0:14:21- Your foot was on the line. You just moved it.- No way. You're cheating.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25I don't need to cheat. You're cheating.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28347,825...

0:14:28 > 0:14:33- 347,826... - I wish I'd brought a book.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- ARTHUR YAWNS I didn't!- You did!- Did not!

0:14:37 > 0:14:42- Let's finish the game, guys. - Yeah, my skull's getting sore.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48For Pete's sake, just ask somebody.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52You saw what happened, Arthur. You make the call.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- At first, it looked like your foot...- He wears glasses!

0:14:56 > 0:15:02- Are you gonna trust what HE sees? - Arthur is honest and trustworthy.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07There's no better kid in the school. Tell them she was out of bounds.

0:15:07 > 0:15:13You decide, even if you just agree with him because boys stick together.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17- But then her foot... - Sticking up for your friend?

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Let him speak! ..Go ahead, Arthur.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23< Binky!

0:15:24 > 0:15:30- I gotta go home for dinner!- Well, there goes the ball. Game's over.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36So I guess it doesn't matter who's right any more.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I'd better go home, too.

0:15:41 > 0:15:46I don't know if she was in or out. They'll soon forget all about it.

0:15:46 > 0:15:51- Remember you promised to help me write a letter to Santa?- In May?

0:15:51 > 0:15:56Do you know many letters he gets in December? I wanna beat the rush.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- DW, would you...? - Ssh, I'm thinking!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04OK, ready.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09"Dear Santa, Is it tough being the world's most handsome man?"

0:16:09 > 0:16:14It's always nice to start with something positive.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18You're bored of nice remarks because you hear so many.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Oh, well, thank you.

0:16:21 > 0:16:26"Santa, there were just a few little problems with last year's presents."

0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Francine and The Brain are still mad at each other.- Really?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Muffy, would you hand me my pencil?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Ask The Brain. He's right there.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46I wouldn't touch it.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50I might catch whatever makes her so Franciney.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Hmm!- Hmm!

0:16:54 > 0:16:59This is a speed test. Pass the questions round. You have one minute.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01'Begin.'

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Here you go, Francine.

0:17:04 > 0:17:09She only gave me one. Why don't you ask your friend, The Brain?

0:17:09 > 0:17:13- Brain! - No talking allowed during the test.

0:17:13 > 0:17:19- Mr Ratburn, I didn't get a... - Time's up.- ..test.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24Francine and Brain better make up soon, or I'll never pass math.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Let go! I got it first.

0:17:30 > 0:17:35I dibbed it before you got it. You don't even know how dibs work!

0:17:35 > 0:17:38< Argh!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Oh...

0:17:41 > 0:17:45I hope Francine and Brain aren't too mad to play together.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49They wouldn't hurt our chances of winning.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- I'm open!- Arthur!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Argh!

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Oh!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Why didn't you pass it to me?

0:18:07 > 0:18:12- Is that the wind blowing? I don't hear or see anyone.- Oh!

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Oh! I think I sprained my tail bone.

0:18:17 > 0:18:22If these two stay mad at each other, we'll never win another game.

0:18:22 > 0:18:27- We won't be in the play-offs.- We'll remind them they used to be friends.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Maybe if they played something that was just fun.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36Ping-pong is fun! Serve, Arthur.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Oh, yeah?

0:18:43 > 0:18:44To you!

0:18:45 > 0:18:50- Well, they're playing together. - I'm not sure they're having fun.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Take that!- Ugh!- Ugh!- Ugh! Back over to you!

0:19:02 > 0:19:07- Whose point?- I don't know. The ball appears to have vaporised.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Miniature golf?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12I think they're having fun.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30That counts. Hole in one.

0:19:30 > 0:19:35- Your forward is offside. - He can't be. He's on a stick.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41What's more fun than cards?!

0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Do you have any sixes?- Go fish. - Go fish yourself!

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Any other ideas?

0:19:48 > 0:19:52Francine and Brain will never be friends again.

0:19:52 > 0:19:58- They'll work it out themselves in time.- The play-offs are next week!

0:19:58 > 0:20:04Arthur! I need a new Santa letter, with prices for each present.

0:20:04 > 0:20:09Can you help me figure out prices in other countries?

0:20:09 > 0:20:14If he finds bargains on his travels, the savings can buy more presents.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18If we don't win soon, we're out of the play-offs.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Out of the play-offs!

0:20:21 > 0:20:24HE MAKES STRANGLING NOISES

0:20:24 > 0:20:27I think that convinced them.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Brain, here!

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Help! Help!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Come on, Francine!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Help!

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Oh!

0:20:58 > 0:21:03- I'm getting killed out there. I can't play another game.- Ow!

0:21:03 > 0:21:08We only have one game left. And we have to win!

0:21:08 > 0:21:11But it's against Mighty Mountain.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14BOTH: We're doomed!

0:21:14 > 0:21:20- We need to work on my Santa letter again.- DW, why not just call Santa?

0:21:20 > 0:21:25A letter is better. I can organise my thoughts and say it just right.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- That's it!- Hey! I'm still here!

0:21:29 > 0:21:34The little girl whose heart may be broken at Christmas. Hey!

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Write a letter to Francine?

0:21:38 > 0:21:43I know you want to be friends again. Tell her how you really feel.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Remember how fun it is when you play together?

0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Here's Francine's letter. - And Brain's.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53"I want to remain friends..."

0:21:53 > 0:21:57"Everyone knows you are very, very smart... "

0:21:57 > 0:22:03"..but adamantly refuse to apologise because you're wrong."

0:22:03 > 0:22:08"..so what's your excuse for acting so dumb all the time?"

0:22:08 > 0:22:13- These letters will make it worse. - BOTH: Oh-h!

0:22:14 > 0:22:19Not if we re-write them. I'll write Francine's and you write Brain's.

0:22:19 > 0:22:25I accept his apology, but I can't believe Brain's misspelt soccer.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- I refuse to give in to her demands. - What?

0:22:31 > 0:22:37"I want blue footy pyjamas and a blonde Princess Mole Rat". No way!

0:22:37 > 0:22:43That's my sister's Christmas list. Francine's letter is on the back.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Oh, much better!

0:22:47 > 0:22:50CHEERING

0:22:52 > 0:22:56SPECTATORS SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

0:23:10 > 0:23:16Your letter was right. Disagreeing doesn't mean we can't be friends.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Yeah... What?! I didn't write that!

0:23:19 > 0:23:24- Arthur!- Buster! We know you wrote those letters.

0:23:24 > 0:23:29Can't you wait to be mad at each other till after the play-offs?

0:23:29 > 0:23:32It's you guys we're mad at.

0:23:32 > 0:23:37That Arthur always thinks he knows what's best.

0:23:37 > 0:23:42You spelled soccer with two Ks and a Q?

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Oh, yeah. It's two Qs and a K, right?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49# And I say, hey!

0:23:49 > 0:23:54# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:23:54 > 0:23:57# And get along with each other

0:23:57 > 0:23:59# You gotta listen to your heart

0:23:59 > 0:24:04# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:04 > 0:24:09# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:09 > 0:24:14# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:14 > 0:24:19# I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day

0:24:19 > 0:24:24# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:24 > 0:24:27# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #