What Scared Sue Ellen/Clarissa Is Cracked

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Has an original point of view

0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:09 > 0:00:14# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# And get along with each other

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:24 > 0:00:29# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:29 > 0:00:34# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:38 > 0:00:44- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:44 > 0:00:50# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:50 > 0:00:55# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:55 > 0:00:59- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oh...

0:01:08 > 0:01:11We're all afraid of something.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Like heights.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Argh!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23'Or big spiders!' Ah!

0:01:24 > 0:01:27But you know who's never afraid?

0:01:27 > 0:01:32Sue Ellen. NOTHING scares her. Not oral reports...

0:01:32 > 0:01:37If nobody volunteers to go first, I'll pick one of you myself.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40I volunteer, Mr Ratburn.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45Not the daily special at the cafeteria...

0:01:46 > 0:01:48BOTH: Yuk!

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- EVERYONE SCREAMS - Not even scary movies!

0:01:56 > 0:02:01After what happened in the woods, she STILL doesn't scare.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05WOMAN'S VOICE: What about YOU, Arthur?!

0:02:17 > 0:02:23And they hear it again... HE SQUEAKS

0:02:23 > 0:02:29- Man, are they scared! So they start the car and they drive off!- And then?

0:02:29 > 0:02:35When they get home, they find out what was making that noise...

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- There, stuck to the car door handle is...- Yeah? Yeah?

0:02:39 > 0:02:42A big, sharp book!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Ah!- ..Wait!

0:02:44 > 0:02:50I've heard this story. It's supposed to be a HOOK stuck to the door.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Yes, but where was I meant to find a hook?!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57It was still scary. Were you scared, Sue Ellen?

0:02:57 > 0:03:02Why? It's just a silly made-up story. It didn't really happen.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06- We know it's make-believe.- We DO? - That's why it's fun.

0:03:06 > 0:03:12Fun is sight-seeing, going new places. REAL things are fun.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Boo!- Ah!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Wow, is she tough?!

0:03:20 > 0:03:24SHE WHISTLES

0:03:30 > 0:03:35- HOWLING - If you guys are trying to scare me,

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- it's not going to...work. - MORE HOWLING

0:04:00 > 0:04:05- Have fun at school today, Sue Ellen? - Yeah, lots of fun.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12This is silly. There are no such things as monsters.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Not HERE.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Maybe something followed us from someplace else.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Someplace overseas.

0:04:28 > 0:04:34Like Baba Yaga - the scary ogre lady from the Russian backwoods.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40There she is.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Lunch!

0:04:45 > 0:04:49I don't like chasing my meals, little one!

0:04:49 > 0:04:53SHE CACKLES

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Ah!

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- Ah!- Don't be late for school!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10What's gotten into me?

0:05:14 > 0:05:19- Binky, don't do that! - So you CAN get spooked!

0:05:19 > 0:05:24Hey, we've finished the scary scarecrow! Wanna see him?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Um, no, we'll be late for school.

0:05:27 > 0:05:33- We won't. We'll take the short cut through the dead woods.- No, thanks.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Maybe later.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- No, really - she was scared. - Sue Ellen scared?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Of WHAT?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Um, a mummy.

0:05:45 > 0:05:51- Nah, she could outrun a mummy.- Not if the mummy had a mountain bike!

0:05:51 > 0:05:56Nothing on Earth scares Sue Ellen. ..So, it's not from Earth!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00At last! Someone's seen a real alien!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03It's not aliens! It's worse!

0:06:05 > 0:06:11An old lady that walks like a chicken?! What's scary about that?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Just catch it and barbecue it!

0:06:15 > 0:06:21- Stop it! This is real!- Why? Because it's YOUR story and not OURS?

0:06:21 > 0:06:27- Did you ever see a Baba Yaga?- Has Buster ever seen a space creature?

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- No, but... - Does that mean they're not real?

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- It still doesn't prove it was a Baba Yaga.- I know!

0:06:36 > 0:06:40It could have been something else.

0:06:40 > 0:06:46- The creek is always noisy this time of year.- It could have been a kappa.

0:06:46 > 0:06:51- What's a kappa? - A hungry river demon from Japan.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55The only way to defeat it is to make it bow.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Look, a 5 bill!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Dad, I'm stuck.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12What kind of demon are you?! You must work on your defence!

0:07:12 > 0:07:18I'll do better next time. The next guy might have a sword!

0:07:21 > 0:07:24That's how I'D handle him.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26OK, go ahead.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Well, maybe you heard a bird.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Or a banshee from Ireland!

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Her wail foretells doom for anyone she visits!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Huh?

0:07:46 > 0:07:50WAILING

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Hey, that hurt!

0:08:00 > 0:08:05Huh, what's so hard about that?! WAILING

0:08:05 > 0:08:09I think that was my mom calling me, so I'd better be going!

0:08:11 > 0:08:16It was right around here. HOWLING

0:08:16 > 0:08:18That! What is it?

0:08:18 > 0:08:23An intergalactic creature of some kind...

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- or a chipmunk. - What do YOU think, Arthur?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I think...I wanna leave!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Go away! You don't scare ME!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Ha! I showed that old monster.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- HOWLING - Any ideas?- Yeah.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Run!

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Wait! What are we afraid of?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- We didn't see anything. - No, just... Argh!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54It's just the tree house!

0:08:54 > 0:08:58We can't go on like this. We're scared of EVERYTHING.

0:08:58 > 0:09:03- We were OK until you told us those stories!- They're just stories!

0:09:03 > 0:09:07No, you heard that thing. It's real.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10There must be a logical explanation...

0:09:10 > 0:09:15- MORE HOWLING - R-Right? - When you find out, let me know!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24We're reliving our Swiss Alps adventure.

0:09:24 > 0:09:31- We were afraid to climb a mountain. - How did you get over your fear?

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Once we'd prepared, we could face our fear head-on.

0:09:38 > 0:09:43PHONE RINGS I wasn't scared! ..I mean, hello?

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Binky, I'm going back!- Back?! Why?

0:09:47 > 0:09:52We'll never use the short cut again if we don't face that thing.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56We just need to have the right equipment.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Oh, man!

0:10:10 > 0:10:14KNOCK AT DOOR

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Let's go!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Why not?

0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Remember, whatever happens, don't scream.- Agreed.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- One for all...! - ..And good for nothing!

0:10:42 > 0:10:48- Come out, come out, whatever you are! - HOWLING

0:10:48 > 0:10:53- Ah!- Hey, that's me!- Sorry. - Oh!- Oops!

0:10:53 > 0:10:58HOWLING CONTINUES

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Oh. ..Hey, you guys!

0:11:02 > 0:11:06- BARKING - It's Perky! Mrs Wood's mean old dog.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- Perky? ..That's what scared us? - A dog!

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Imagine that!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Oh, my precious Perky!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20I was worried sick over you!

0:11:20 > 0:11:26- Arthur, you've saved my Perky again! - We ALL did!

0:11:26 > 0:11:30She'd still be trapped if her cry had frightened you away!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Aren't you a brave group?!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36I shall give you all a big kiss!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40ALL: No!

0:11:42 > 0:11:45SUE ELLEN HOWLS

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Then we heard it again.

0:11:47 > 0:11:53Scritch! Scritch! It was coming from the dead woods.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57I saw its big, glowing eyes...

0:11:57 > 0:12:02- Then, from inside the ghost tree, it sprang! - BOTH: What?

0:12:02 > 0:12:06A hideous, two-headed...

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- wolf-man!- R-ARGH!

0:12:12 > 0:12:15You said WOLF-man, not COW-man.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I couldn't find a wolf head.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20You don't like scary stories.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24How did you think up something so cool?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37'The mummy was surrounded by his finest treasures.'

0:12:37 > 0:12:42If I was a mummy, I know which of my treasures I'd want.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Nah! Ick!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49No.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Yes! That's it!

0:12:53 > 0:12:58Some treasures(!) I'd have REAL treasures!

0:13:02 > 0:13:07The paper from my Christmas and birthday gifts. My stuffed animals.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11My acorn collection. My button collection.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15I had a snowball but somehow it disappeared!

0:13:15 > 0:13:21That won't even happen for another 3,448 years.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26I am now mummy ready!

0:13:31 > 0:13:36If we walk out quietly, we won't have to ask. Good idea.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46You have so much cool stuff.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49My most favourite thing is this.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52You mean Clarissa?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55I've had her since I was YOUR age.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58HORN BEEPS

0:13:58 > 0:14:02There's your mom. You'd better get ready to go.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Goodbye, Clarissa.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Maybe Clarissa would like a vacation from that cabinet.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20How would you like to take care of her for a week?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Oh, thank you, Grandma!

0:14:23 > 0:14:29I know you'll treat Clarissa like the treasure she is. ..Have fun!

0:15:03 > 0:15:08Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!

0:15:15 > 0:15:19There will now be a brief intermission.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Is the show over?- No - intermission.

0:15:29 > 0:15:36Rapunzel broke her neck. This is more exciting than Mom's version.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43I am Rapunzelaria!

0:15:43 > 0:15:47Princess of the second layer of sky!

0:15:47 > 0:15:52I am flying to my cloud castle!

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Watch me fly away, loyal followers!

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Can you give these to DW?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Here I go, disappearing into...!- No!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Oops! - What have you done to this doll?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Grandma told you to be careful.

0:16:10 > 0:16:15I've been treating her like my best treasure of all.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17But she's a mess!

0:16:17 > 0:16:22I've played with her a lot. We should get Grandma a new one.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25But, DW, Clarissa is old!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Then she won't mind that it broke!

0:16:27 > 0:16:32No, she's OLD old - unique - and very special to Grandma Thora.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Here, I'll show you.

0:16:37 > 0:16:42When Grandma Thora was your age, DW, the world was a very different place.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45She must have lived in a small town.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49That's Elwood City. ..That's Grandma with her brothers.

0:16:49 > 0:16:54Everyone in our family got stuck with brothers.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56How sad!

0:16:56 > 0:17:01Thora's brothers are part of the reason she got Clarissa.

0:17:07 > 0:17:12Momma, may I go across the street and look in the toy-store window?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Of course, Thora, dear.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Her mom let her go alone?! - Things were different then.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24- How are you doing, Thora? - Hello, Mr Jensen.

0:17:28 > 0:17:33- How are you today, Thora? - This way, young Thora!

0:17:37 > 0:17:41ENGINE ROARS OVERHEAD

0:17:45 > 0:17:51Again? I can't believe we're under the flight route for that zeppelin!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Can't we have any peace and quiet?!

0:18:03 > 0:18:06SHE SIGHS

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Victoria, how nice of you to come.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Guinevere, your castle is beautiful. Much nicer than mine.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Hmm!

0:18:17 > 0:18:22Thora, you said you wanted a horse-drawn carriage. Here it is.

0:18:22 > 0:18:27- This is an aeroplane!- Right! See, Victoria's actually a spy,

0:18:27 > 0:18:30sent to destroy Guinevere's castle.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Pow! Crash!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Argh!

0:18:36 > 0:18:40- Is something wrong? - I hate playing with hand-me-downs.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Can I have my own toys?

0:18:42 > 0:18:48Toys are expensive, Thora, and girls your age aren't very careful.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I'd be very careful, Mother!

0:18:50 > 0:18:53I've made you a fairy-godmother doll.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56I'm not playing with a potato!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Gee, I think it's a good idea.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Hmm.

0:19:09 > 0:19:14ALL: Happy birthday, Thora! Now that you're a year older...

0:19:18 > 0:19:21A doll! A real doll!

0:19:45 > 0:19:49I'm gonna take care of you for the rest of my life!

0:19:51 > 0:19:55Grandma kept Clarissa perfect her whole life!

0:19:55 > 0:20:00- And I wrecked her! What will I do?! - Let's try the doll hospital.

0:20:10 > 0:20:15A doctor who goes on vacation when there are sick dolls?!

0:20:15 > 0:20:21Good news. I've found another place that fixes dolls. I e-mailed them.

0:20:21 > 0:20:26- We're saved! - ..And there's a six-month wait.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Oh, no!- ..Grandma Thora called.

0:20:29 > 0:20:35She's dropping a travel column off and thought she'd stop by for dinner.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37We can't fix Clarissa by tonight!

0:20:37 > 0:20:44Now Grandma will find out what a bad granddaughter I am! She'll fire me.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Look! I tied a ribbon around Clarissa's head like a headband.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Maybe Grandma won't notice!

0:20:58 > 0:21:02If only there was someone who could fix her!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Come on!

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Rapunzel, you sure are accident-prone.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Mr Ratburn!- What's the rush, Arthur?

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Your geography report isn't due until Thursday.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22I was wondering if maybe you could, um...

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Please, save this doll!

0:21:25 > 0:21:30- It looks like she had quite an accident!- Can you help her?

0:21:30 > 0:21:36This material isn't TOO different than what I use on my puppets.

0:21:36 > 0:21:41I think I can. Let me take her to my workshop. Come by in two hours.

0:21:41 > 0:21:47- Oh, thank you! Thank you!- I don't think you're scary at all!- Huh?

0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Let's go, DW! - Hurry, you only have two hours!

0:21:53 > 0:21:56It's been two hours! Hurry!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05He's killing her!

0:22:10 > 0:22:14HE CACKLES

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Ah!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Oh, hello! - What have you done to Clarissa?!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Huh? - I was working on a new desk.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Note the six-compartment separator for paper.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33And here...is your doll.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Wow!- What do you think, DW?

0:22:37 > 0:22:39She's perfect!

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Here she is, Grandma!

0:22:45 > 0:22:51She's prettier than when I lent her to you! You took good care of her.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55Arthur, you were going to let me read that A-plus report of yours.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09I confess! I broke Clarissa!

0:23:09 > 0:23:14Arthur's teacher fixed her, but it's wrong to lie, so I'm telling you!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17You'll never trust me again!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20That's all. I'm done!

0:23:20 > 0:23:25DW, Clarissa has broken many times over the years.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29- I've had her fixed, just like you did.- Really?!

0:23:29 > 0:23:35Your getting her repaired shows that you are trustworthy and responsible.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Well, yes, that's exactly right.

0:23:38 > 0:23:43That's exactly the kind of girl Clarissa needs to take care of her!

0:23:43 > 0:23:47- All the time! - Oh, thank you, grandma!

0:23:51 > 0:23:55Subtitles by Caroline Tosh BBC Scotland - 2001

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