0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Whoa!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Did you chop the onions? They'll be here in an hour.
0:01:11 > 0:01:17If you hadn't forgotten your friends were coming, we wouldn't be rushing.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- MAAAA! - We're in the kitchen.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Keep chopping!- Mom!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Arthur said he'd play Confuse The Goose with me.
0:01:28 > 0:01:35I've got homework. How can I do homework if she's staring at me?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Can't you do something else just now?
0:01:38 > 0:01:44- If I don't bother him, he'll never play.- I only said MAYBE.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- OK, I'll play with her. - I'll stop bothering you.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Keep chopping!- I'm chopping!
0:01:59 > 0:02:04You may know the expression don't cry over spilt milk,
0:02:04 > 0:02:09but did you imagine spilt milk would lead to Arthur and DW living alone
0:02:09 > 0:02:12and having to go to an orphanage?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16My name is Nadine. I'm DW's imaginary friend
0:02:16 > 0:02:22and I'll be your host for Mom And Dad Have A Great Big Fight.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34Ah, you're back! Bet you've been waiting to see this thing smash.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36OK.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38The milk!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Ah! But let's back things up just a little...
0:02:50 > 0:02:54BACKWARD VOICES
0:02:59 > 0:03:02..and see what DW was doing as the jug smashed.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08- OK, I'll play with her. - I'll stop bothering you.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- You have to wait till I'm done with my homework.- I know it.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Why are they always so fair? "Let him do his homework.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23"Stop bothering Arthur." I wish my parents were different.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Duh!
0:03:29 > 0:03:34Arthur said he'd play Confuse The Goose, but he won't.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I said maybe.
0:03:36 > 0:03:43- Oh, my poor DW.- Arthur, play with your perfect, adorable sister!
0:03:43 > 0:03:50- But my homework!- Is that worth more than the happiness of a little girl?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Is that a trick question(?)
0:03:53 > 0:03:56OK, I'll play with her.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01- Stop that, Arthur!- What'd I do?- You were looking at DW without smiling!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Boy, wouldn't it be perfect? If only I could change them!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- CRASH - It wasn't me!
0:04:16 > 0:04:21- How could you do that? They'll be here soon.- You put it there!
0:04:21 > 0:04:27- I don't have time to argue.- Who's arguing?- Now I have to start over!
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- Arthur!- Mom told you not to bother me! MOM!- No, don't! Stop!
0:04:37 > 0:04:41What's wrong? If you saw something scary, tell Dad.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45I can't. It's Mom and Dad who are scary.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- They were yelling at each other. - I don't believe you.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54I heard it. Nadine and I were going to play Confuse The Goose.
0:04:54 > 0:05:01- Hey, why do you need me to play? - We always tie. Stop interrupting.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05There we were, then there was this ker-smash!
0:05:05 > 0:05:09ARGUING
0:05:14 > 0:05:19- Then I ran up here.- Hold on, what'd they say?- I didn't hear it exactly.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24What's important is that they hate each other.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27DW, this trick won't work.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32You DO look scared. I'm going to check this out.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Right now. Here I go.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Last chance to give up this joke.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I don't hear... Wah! Don't do that!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I don't hear anything.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57That's the end of the worry, right? Well...
0:05:57 > 0:06:04- Honey, just leave it! I'll get it! Please!- It's my fault. Let me do it.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07ARGUING
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I told you!
0:06:11 > 0:06:16- This is your fault!- How can it be? I was up here.
0:06:16 > 0:06:22- It's because you didn't play with me.- It's more like YOUR fault.- Why?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Because...you're such a big pain!
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- You never practise the piano! - You hide your peas!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32You...you wear glasses!
0:06:32 > 0:06:38Mom and Dad are not fighting because I wear glasses.
0:06:38 > 0:06:44Maybe they are. Are you in their brains? I don't think so, Arthur.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49What if they never speak again?
0:06:49 > 0:06:54Tell your father Merry Christmas.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Mother says Merry Christmas, Father.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Tell your mother And A Happy New Year!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Every conversation will take twice as long.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- We'll only get half as much done. - DW, you're being silly.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25They wouldn't live in the same house and not speak.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Ah! You're right - one of them's going to move!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32WHISTLING
0:07:32 > 0:07:35BOTH: Good morning, Mommy.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Good morning, it's good to see your lovely faces.
0:07:39 > 0:07:46- Um, what's for breakfast?- I don't know. Your father always made it.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- So there's no breakfast?- No!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54RUMBLING STOMACH
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Dad leaving is totally unacceptable.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03BOTH: Mmm, thanks, Dad.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08Dig in! You know what I always say... Dig in!
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Dad, I need a ride to the park later for the jamboree.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Sorry, your mother left with the car.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21BOTH: Aww!
0:08:21 > 0:08:27What if neither of them wants to take us? After all, you're trouble.
0:08:27 > 0:08:33I can't believe it! DW, did you break my truck? DW!
0:08:33 > 0:08:38Arthur, did you forget DW left with your dad?
0:08:38 > 0:08:43Oh, yeah, I forgot. That's why it's so peaceful.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I'm going to take Pal for a walk.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Pal doesn't live here either.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53- I got you and Kate. Dad got DW and Pal.- Eek!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58SNORING
0:08:58 > 0:09:04What if neither of them wants us? With no parents, we'll be organs.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09You mean "orphans" like in Oliver Twist.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Please, sir, may I 'ave some 'ore?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17What? You want some 'ore?
0:09:17 > 0:09:23There. That's some oar. Get it? Some OAR!
0:09:23 > 0:09:30LAUGHING I should get paid by the laugh.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34We have to avoid going to an orphanage.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Especially one set in the 1800's.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41All we have is each other. You take care of me, I'll take care of you.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44We don't need anyone else.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49WHISTLING
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Ugh!- Yuck!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Ugh! We can't cook!
0:10:12 > 0:10:20# Go to sleep, go to sleep You've been awake for so long now
0:10:20 > 0:10:23# Count all the sheep And subtract a cow
0:10:23 > 0:10:29- # So you can go to sleep. # - DOG HOWLS
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Arthur, this isn't working. I miss Mom and Dad.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35I know. I miss them too.
0:10:35 > 0:10:41I never knew you could feel this lonely, even when you're not alone.
0:10:41 > 0:10:46We can't let that happen. It's all my fault.
0:10:46 > 0:10:52- I wished Mom and Dad were different. - Let's go tell them how we feel.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56We're family. Our opinions count.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I don't hear anything.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- You stay, I'll go!- No, I'll go!
0:11:04 > 0:11:08I should go. I'm going and that's final!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Daddy's leaving. - You're...choking...me!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Daddy, don't leave!- Don't go!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- But I have to go.- You don't! We don't want you to!
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- If I don't go, we won't have any milk.- But... Huh?
0:11:24 > 0:11:29- You're going to the store? - Where did you think I was going?
0:11:29 > 0:11:34Don't leave us! You and Mommy don't really hate each other!
0:11:34 > 0:11:40- What makes you think we hate each other?- We don't want to be organs.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Did you say you were going to the store?
0:11:43 > 0:11:50She heard you fighting and thought you hated each other. Funny, huh?
0:11:50 > 0:11:56We don't hate each other. Sometimes adults lose their tempers and argue.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Just like kids disagree sometimes.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04You and Arthur fight, but you still love each other.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08You're going to the store to buy milk?
0:12:08 > 0:12:13Yeah, and I have to hurry back because my friends are coming over.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Guess I solved that one.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Of course, the moral of our story is clear.
0:12:22 > 0:12:27Don't put your milk near the edge cos someone's gonna knock it over.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Thank you, and goodbye for now.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:12:32 > 0:12:38# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:12:38 > 0:12:40# And get along with each other
0:12:40 > 0:12:43# You gotta listen to your heart
0:12:43 > 0:12:48# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:12:48 > 0:12:53# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:12:53 > 0:12:58# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:12:58 > 0:13:00# And I say, hey!
0:13:00 > 0:13:05# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:13:05 > 0:13:08# And get along with each other. #
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