The Chips Are Down

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day you walk down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Everybody that you meet has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:15- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You've got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes Open up your ears

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# By working together It's a simple message

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say...- Hey!- Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day! Hey!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day! Hey! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Hey!- Whoa-a-a!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Hey, you guys, I'm doing a poll.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13- That's her new thing - poll doing. She saw it on TV.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Children should seek out the opinions of elders they respect.

0:01:17 > 0:01:22- Come on, DW, you're bothering them. - Wait, if she respects us,

0:01:22 > 0:01:27- the least we can do is help.- Name something you always wanted to do.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32- Arthur first.- I want to play a real piano concert, OK?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35That's it? That's not so exciting.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39It is if you skydive at the same time.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Ooh!- Sounds good. I'd like to orbit Saturn,

0:01:44 > 0:01:50so I could practise my drives to the net without friction or gravity.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53And what about you?

0:01:53 > 0:01:58Big Head Kid, is there anything you've always wanted to do?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Um... Yeah.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Hey, look out there!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Ah!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09I always wanted to do that.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Agh!- Oops.- DW!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Duck!

0:02:23 > 0:02:27- I've found another duck. - Wow! Look at this one.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30It kind of looks like Francine.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35- Which pile does it go in?- The first pile is big ones. Then small ones,

0:02:35 > 0:02:41burnt ones, ones that look like a duck and ones that look like people.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- DW, have a chip when we're done. - I want one now!

0:02:45 > 0:02:50- Wait just five minutes.- Please... - No!

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Mom! Arthur won't share and it's my house too

0:02:54 > 0:02:57and I have rights! THEY GASP

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- There's no category for this. - Put it down carefully.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Arthur, would you please come here?

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Can't you let DW have one potato chip?

0:03:08 > 0:03:12We will. I already explained it to her.

0:03:12 > 0:03:17We're the Potato Chip Club. Before eating the chips, we organise them

0:03:17 > 0:03:21- into categories.- Mostly, as it's raining.- We'll share them with her.

0:03:23 > 0:03:29This is the most beautiful greeny thing! I want to keep it always.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36DW, the boys will give you a chip in five minutes.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Let's call it Big Green, the eighth wonder of the world.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Big Green is gone!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48BOTH: DW!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50I know how to get her to confess.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55I am so much smarter than Arthur.

0:03:55 > 0:04:00- I almost ate a green potato chip once.- You're lucky to be alive.

0:04:00 > 0:04:06- Green chips are poison and there's no cure.- After you eat a green one,

0:04:06 > 0:04:09it's only a matter of time.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13GULPS

0:04:14 > 0:04:19I can't believe you ate a green chip. There are so many others.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- It was pretty.- Your shoes are pretty but you don't eat them.

0:04:23 > 0:04:29- They're not salty and crunchy.- I was sure DW would go screaming to Mom.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33She knew you made it up about it being poison.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Or maybe she didn't eat it. - Yeah, I guess Pal ate it.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40WHINES

0:04:40 > 0:04:45- You better tell your mom. - I can't. She told me not to do it.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49If these are my last days of life, I don't want Mom mad at me.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Maybe Arthur was fooling. Do you know if they're poison?

0:04:53 > 0:04:58- I don't know anything you don't know.- I've got to find out.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I've got to ask someone who'd know.

0:05:00 > 0:05:06Hi, DW. That big kid's trying to swing up over the bar. He's cool.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Right. What do you guys know about green potato chips?- The poison ones?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Oh-h-h!

0:05:14 > 0:05:19- What's that you said about green potato chips?- They're poison.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23What?! I ate a green one two days ago.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28- Then you have even less time left than I do.- Hey, who are you pushing?

0:05:28 > 0:05:33- Oh.- Is that how you want to spend your last moments?

0:05:33 > 0:05:38- Just swinging?- Not just swinging. I'm trying to ride up over the bar.

0:05:38 > 0:05:44But your life is almost over. Soon this will be you.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- That's what my dad looks like when he sleeps.- Big Head Kid,

0:05:48 > 0:05:54this is like a tragedy. You've heard of death? From now on,

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- I'll act like every day is my last day.- This is serious, huh?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- How much string is that?- Five rolls.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- I can't see it. Are you sure it's still up there?- I don't know.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14- Something's holding the string up. - Yeah, and we did it.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18This has to be the highest any kite ever flew.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23There's a lot of other things I want to do.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28LAUGHTER

0:06:28 > 0:06:31ALL: Ah-h-h!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:46 > 0:06:52Boy! It's amazing what you can do in one day if you try real hard.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55# Magic Christmas, Magic Christmas

0:06:55 > 0:06:58# It's a big, bright, magic Christmas... #

0:06:58 > 0:07:02DW, you're watching Christmas videos in May?

0:07:02 > 0:07:06I want to make sure I get to see 'em.

0:07:06 > 0:07:11You're lucky you don't have a sister, Pal. They're all goofy.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15I made a list of my three biggest goals in life.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Can you help me figure out how to do 'em?

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Binky Barnes, why don't you read us your homework essay?

0:07:23 > 0:07:27I started to do my homework, then I thought,

0:07:27 > 0:07:32"What's the point? Will doing all this homework really help me?"

0:07:33 > 0:07:38These are only some of the careers you can have when you grow up.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42What's a career I can succeed in by my next birthday?

0:07:42 > 0:07:47I don't want to spend my life watching the Tibbles eat paper paste.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I didn't eat any paste.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Me, neither.

0:07:53 > 0:07:58So, Mr Ratburn says you refuse to do homework any more, Binky.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03Mr Haney, sir, every minute of life is a precious gift.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07We live in a world surrounded by beauty.

0:08:07 > 0:08:12Should we fritter away our lives and allow the wonders of this gift

0:08:12 > 0:08:15to just pass us by?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Come with me, young man.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Mr Ratburn, this boy has the soul of a poet

0:08:22 > 0:08:27and I do not appreciate you trying to crush his soaring spirit

0:08:27 > 0:08:33- and natural talents.- Binky?- This budding Walt Whitman has inspired me

0:08:33 > 0:08:37to follow my lifelong dream to climb Mount Everest.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42I won't be a life fritterer-awayer. Thank you, my boy!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46See you, Herb.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50You can't take a bite out of the sun.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54It's hotter than pizza cooked inside a baked potato.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Rats! - And you can't drink a whole ocean.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Salt water would make you sick.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03That only leaves me one goal!

0:09:16 > 0:09:21There's something very strange going on. DW had this game last

0:09:21 > 0:09:26and she put everything back. And last night she kissed me goodnight.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Eerie.- Not as eerie as this.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32An invitation to a ballet recital.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35ALL: Starring Binky Barnes?!

0:09:35 > 0:09:40- Do you think it's...? - Don't say space aliens.- Hey, look!

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Have you ever really looked at a leaf?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I did it yesterday for five hours.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Nature sure is amazing!

0:09:50 > 0:09:55I wanted to personally invite you to my ballet recital as you inspired me

0:09:55 > 0:10:00- to follow my dream.- DW inspired Binky?- Arthur, I'm afraid.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03This is just weird.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08I'm wearing this to the Big Head Kid's recital.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Very nice.- I may never have another chance to wear it.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Arthur! No-o-o!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Hey! Mom!

0:10:20 > 0:10:25- DW swiped my chip.- I saved his life. It was a green chip.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29The green ones are poison. LAUGHTER

0:10:29 > 0:10:34They're not poison. That's just what everyone says for fun.

0:10:34 > 0:10:39- They're not poison?- You ate my green chip and thought you were poisoned.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42That's why you were acting so weird.

0:10:42 > 0:10:48- So...nice.- I told you you should have told your mom right away.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Oh, you did not!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54BALLET MUSIC

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- This IS for real. - He's really doing it.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- OUT OF BREATH: - You should watch from the audience.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10- It'd look better from there. - I've something to tell you

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- about green potato chips.- Huh?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Why aren't you on stage? - I'm done.

0:11:18 > 0:11:24It was a big joke. Didn't you get it? I mean...me! Ballet!

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Too bad. You were the best part. - Really?

0:11:28 > 0:11:33- ALL: Yeah!- Excuse me, I have to catch a swan.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39CHEERING

0:11:39 > 0:11:41ALL: Hurray!

0:11:41 > 0:11:48I'm glad this all worked out. But DW, you don't have to worry alone.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50I know, Mommy. Nadine told me.

0:11:50 > 0:11:55Hey! Arthur's sister, if not for you, I never would have done this

0:11:55 > 0:11:58and I really liked it. Thanks.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Don't thank me, Big Head Kid. Thank green potato chips.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06- My name is Binky.- Mine's DW.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I'm going to make up my own ballet

0:12:09 > 0:12:12called Robot Man In The Junkyard.

0:12:13 > 0:12:18- I will never figure out how those two became friends.- (Space aliens.)

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Don't blame us.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25We're just ballet fans.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32# And I say, hey! Hey!

0:12:32 > 0:12:35# What a wonderful kind of day

0:12:35 > 0:12:37# We can learn to work and play

0:12:37 > 0:12:40# And get along with each other

0:12:40 > 0:12:43# You've got to listen to your heart

0:12:43 > 0:12:48# Listen to the beat, listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street

0:12:48 > 0:12:53# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:12:53 > 0:12:57# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:12:57 > 0:13:02# And I say, hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:13:02 > 0:13:07# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:13:07 > 0:13:10# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:13:10 > 0:13:12# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Hey! #