0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you walkin' down the street
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:58# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Waaah! - CRASH!
0:01:09 > 0:01:14'So you bit the sandwich and saw half a worm in the bit you hadn't eaten?!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- 'Uh-huh!- Then what did you do?'
0:01:16 > 0:01:21- Spit it out!- Emergency Room. - Get de-wormed!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23'Ate the rest.'
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Oh, that's gross!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31'Boys sure do the most embarrassing things, don't they?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34'Let's watch a re-enactment.'
0:01:34 > 0:01:38It's weird how we all hate being embarrassed,
0:01:38 > 0:01:42but it doesn't bug us if it's someone else.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I'd wear a bag over my head forever.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49How can he tell everybody he did that...on TV?!
0:01:49 > 0:01:54- I wonder what kind of sandwich it was?- Turn it off!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- No!- There's still ten more embarrassing minutes to come.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Arthur!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Sh!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09You Do The Most Embarrassing Things
0:02:09 > 0:02:14is doing a live show at Wonderworld next week and we wrote for tickets.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Can I come? I've never seen TV before it's TV before!
0:02:18 > 0:02:23Every time I take you to something, you act like such a little kid...
0:02:23 > 0:02:28- and it's so embarrassing.- Uh-uh! Name just one time.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Hmm!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Gulp! ..Slurp!
0:02:44 > 0:02:49Sh! DW, just watch the movie!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Hmm!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Hey!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- DW, no!- Aggh!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Oh-h!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Er...sorry, sir.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04That was last winter. I was only a little kid.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Name something not so long ago.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11You thought you'd die from eating a green potato chip.
0:03:11 > 0:03:17- You promised you wouldn't talk about that any more.- Don't tease DW!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I don't do embarrassing kids' stuff.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24- If I prove I'm more grown up, I can go, right?- Yeah, sure.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27There's no way you can prove that.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Just watch me!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35RATTLING AND CREAKING
0:03:36 > 0:03:41- Well, you're failing so far. - That's what you think.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Thin, kind of fat, very thin, medium...
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Wow! That's definitely not for little kids!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53That doesn't prove anything. You can't read it.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Mom and Dad can read it to me.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58It's interesting. What is it again?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- HE SIGHS - Macro Economics.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I love that. ..What is it again?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Mint chocolate chip, please. - Rocky Road with extra cookie pieces!
0:04:09 > 0:04:14I mean, I'll have something vegetarian.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19OK, sweetie! Oh, I heard the cutest thing about you, DW.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22I hope you're feeling better now.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29I don't get it. Do adults always say weird things when you grow up?
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Errggh!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33ERRGGH!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Only when you try to act like something you're not.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41DW! Sure hope you're feeling better these days.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Take care of yourself, DW.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47They're doing it again! What's...?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49LAUGHTER >
0:04:49 > 0:04:54Oh, I ate a green potato chip. I'm dying, I'm dying!
0:04:54 > 0:04:59Better take care of yourself. We wouldn't want to lose you(!)
0:04:59 > 0:05:01LAUGHTER
0:05:03 > 0:05:08- You! You did this!- What?- You told everybody about the potato chip,
0:05:08 > 0:05:14so you wouldn't have to take me to the TV show.
0:05:14 > 0:05:20- I didn't say anything to these people.- Then, you told your friends.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22They told everybody.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27No way. Go ask them and see. They don't know about it.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Hi, DW, would you like a chip?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Don't worry. We threw out the poison ones.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I swear I didn't tell them.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42You did. I'll get proof and tell Mom and Dad.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44You'll HAVE to take me to the show.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48'The Bionic Bunny Show!'
0:05:48 > 0:05:54Hmm! Suspicious. They're using TV to drown out their voices.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Hello, DW!- Very suspicious.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Hello, DW!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Very, very suspicious.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Very, very, VERY suspicious.
0:06:25 > 0:06:31Their faces are turned away so I can't read their lips. ..Here it is!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Hello, DW.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38I need more sophisticated-teded equipment.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44(I need the number of a lie detector store!)
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Hey, DW, you're famous!
0:06:46 > 0:06:51You're in Buster's mom's Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella column.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I can't read. What's it say?
0:06:54 > 0:06:59"A story that's put a smile on my face for the past few days
0:06:59 > 0:07:04"involves a little girl who thought that green potato chips were fatal.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09"Five-year-old Dora Winifred Read gobbled up a green chip one day,
0:07:09 > 0:07:13"only to be told by her practical joker brother, Arthur,
0:07:13 > 0:07:15"that green chips were deadly."
0:07:15 > 0:07:19President DW, you've ended poverty and war,
0:07:19 > 0:07:22and outlawed older brothers who lie.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25ALL: Hooray for the President!
0:07:25 > 0:07:30Miss President, I have one question - would you like a potato chip?!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I checked for green ones! LAUGHTER
0:07:35 > 0:07:40You've gotta help me stop this or I'll never live it down!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42DW, I have things to do.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- 'I won't help you.- Aggh!'
0:07:47 > 0:07:50'OK, I'll help you.'
0:07:53 > 0:07:56OK, DW, I'll help you.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16That was the last trip, right?
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- Please say that was the last trip. - Hey!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Hey, what are you doing? - It's a re-delivery.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Some dog ate everyone's paper.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36It's hopeless! I can never show my face again.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39You won't even admit you did it.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44It's like the times you stole my Crazy Bus CD and my snowball.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47You know Mom and Dad took that CD.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52- You admit you took my snowball?- This potato chip was going to kill her.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56It was just so funny. You know how dramatic DW can be.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00I wouldn't be surprised if she drew up a will.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04When Bitsy asked if she could use it, I couldn't say no.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09Of course I'm sending it to all the relatives - Grandma Thora, Lucy,
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Aunt Jessica, Great Aunt Susan, Stepmother Tyler,
0:09:13 > 0:09:18- Daniel, Mickey, Michelle, David... - MOM!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- What, honey?- It's YOU!
0:09:20 > 0:09:26You told everyone about the green chip. My own mom tries to ruin me.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I didn't realise it embarrassed you.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33If you don't want me to, I'll never repeat that story again.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Promise?- I promise.
0:09:36 > 0:09:42Arthur, I'm sorry I blamed you. Everybody's laughing at me.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Would you like to come to the show?
0:09:44 > 0:09:49- I guess.- That worked out happily for everyone.
0:09:49 > 0:09:54- Arthur, would you mind taking these to the recycling centre for me?- Oh-h!
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Come on, DW. You promised you wouldn't embarrass me.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I have to lay low till college.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09It's not a big deal. Everybody's mom embarrasses them.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12My mom called me Boo-boo at home.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17She said it at school and everyone teased me, then they forgot.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Hi, Boo-boo!- Oh!
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Yes, it's true. She thought green potato chips were fatal.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Do you hear that? Tell me I'm dreaming. What am I gonna do?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- - Run away.- Join the circus.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37- DW's embarrassed. Don't mention it. - You promised!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39DW, wait! ..Wait.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42DW SOBS
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Are you OK, sir?
0:10:47 > 0:10:53- Oh, Binky!- DW! I thought you were a real football player in a dress.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Binky, you've been as close to death as me.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02- What do you do when someone does something you don't like?- I stare.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05They stop doing whatever it is.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06< DW!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Oh, DW, I'm sorry!
0:11:09 > 0:11:14- You think, cos I'm a kid, you don't have to keep a promise.- Not true.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Mrs MacGrady asked me about the...
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Somebody asks and it's off? That's not how it works.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25OK, but people are going to ask.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- What can I say that won't embarrass you?- The newspaper lied.
0:11:29 > 0:11:34I'll say, "I can't talk about it, cos I respect my daughter's feelings."
0:11:34 > 0:11:40OK. At least now I can relax and enjoy the show.
0:11:41 > 0:11:47Welcome, folks, to You Do The Most Embarrassing Things!
0:11:47 > 0:11:53For our first guest, a kid who ate a green potato chip
0:11:53 > 0:11:55and thought it was deadly...
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Binky Barnes!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I thought I was gonna die.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10And now the members of the McCoy Ballet
0:12:10 > 0:12:15are going to dance our re-enactment of Binky's embarrassing experience
0:12:15 > 0:12:20in their new ballet Don't Eat The Green Ones!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30# And I say, hey!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:12:35 > 0:12:38# And get along with each other
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# You gotta listen to your heart
0:12:41 > 0:12:46# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:12:46 > 0:12:50# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:12:50 > 0:12:55# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:12:55 > 0:13:00# And I say hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day
0:13:00 > 0:13:05# Cos we can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:13:05 > 0:13:10# What a wonderful kind of day! HEY! #