0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh...
0:01:07 > 0:01:12- If there's one thing everyone's talking about, it's Binky.- Hi!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Not THAT Binky... THIS Binky.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Their song went straight to number one in two hours!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24BINKY SONG PLAYS For the 47th time today...Binky!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Whatever happened to category Crazy Bus?
0:01:38 > 0:01:43We can't get enough of Binky. No, not THAT Binky!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45There's all the Binky stuff -
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Binky shirts, Binky hats,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50not to mention the Binky breadmaker.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Mmm, Binky bread!
0:01:53 > 0:01:59And going on sale tomorrow, Binky tickets for a Binky concert!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02ALL: Binky in concert? ..Yeah!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15We're here with Binky's manager - Svern Smith!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18There are many Binky products.
0:02:18 > 0:02:25Binky don't want their name overused. They worry about it a lot.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I want 200,000 in stores tomorrow.
0:02:29 > 0:02:36Binky have been mysterious figures who have never been interviewed!
0:02:36 > 0:02:41That will all change at the show when we make a special announcement.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45You must be there to hear it, so get your tickets now!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Now, no-o-ow!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Please.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56PA SYSTEM: 'Tickets for Binky will go on sale in six hours.'
0:03:15 > 0:03:20We're pretty far down. I hope we get tickets.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23We HAVE to to hear the big announcement.
0:03:23 > 0:03:29- My sister cast astrological charts for the band and each of us.- Why?
0:03:29 > 0:03:35To know where to sit - we must avoid seats ending in K, O or LL.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Where's Arthur?! His mom was to drop him off here.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Hmm.
0:03:42 > 0:03:48The purple patent leather high tops or the cherry checked moccasins?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oh!
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Where IS Arthur? He'll never get tickets at this rate.
0:03:54 > 0:04:00How can he be late? This is the most important event of this century.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Arthur has Neptune in Capricorn. He's doomed Binky-wise.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10There's a line. I knew it!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Aw!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Our seats are in row 42A. Where are yours?
0:04:25 > 0:04:30- 739XXX. - Do you own a pair of binoculars?
0:04:31 > 0:04:36Wow, look! Wouldn't it be great to meet Binky?
0:04:36 > 0:04:41- No-one famous would talk to us. - No, but they'd talk to our parents.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44We'd be right there.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Binky interview!
0:05:00 > 0:05:05My priceless sapphire necklace! How could I let it fall in the trash?!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08HORN HONKS Do you hear something?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Found it!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Binky garbage!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Looks like you owe an additional £1 billion.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Aw! We'll never be able to pay it all!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29What about my autograph?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Binky taxes. Yuk!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Let's go talk to our parents, quick!
0:05:36 > 0:05:40My seats are terrible, my friends will all meet Binky,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43and Mom will scare them away!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46So when do you meet Binky?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49My mom said Binky's not hard news.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52My dad just laughed.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Face it - we won't meet them.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Bands pull fans from the audience to dance with them.- Really?
0:05:59 > 0:06:04By the time YOU got to the stage the concert would be over!
0:06:11 > 0:06:16We're here with Arthur who has the worst seat of any concert ever!
0:06:16 > 0:06:22Wait! I've just been told you were chosen to dance with Binky! Go!
0:06:29 > 0:06:34- Where's Binky?- The concert ended three years ago, Arthur.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39We're in the sixth grade now. We saved all your homework.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Want to help me with a job tomorrow?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48We have to get to the concert early.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Who knows how long it'll take to get to row 739XXX.
0:06:52 > 0:06:58This won't take long. I'm catering dinner for the crew at a concert.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Hey, wait. It's at the civic auditorium, too.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06The Binky concert? You're feeding Binky?!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- We'll be backstage.- I told their manager my son was a fan.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14He said you could be the first kid to see Binky.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I'm going to meet Binky!
0:07:19 > 0:07:24This is Arthur Reid. The very special first boy to meet Binky!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Hi!
0:07:27 > 0:07:34Well, I can tell you're the most interesting of our fans. Come!
0:07:34 > 0:07:38THEIR RECORD PLAYS
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- BEEPING - Oh, no, he fainted!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47We're going to crash!
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- We're out of control! - I'll save you!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Arthur. - You saved our lives.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08You're like the brother we never had. Come luge with us!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13ALL: Wheeh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:22- You can bring your friends, too. - Really? Dad, that's great!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Wait until I tell them!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Yes, a bunch of kids.
0:08:28 > 0:08:34We'd invite you along, but you wouldn't all fit in our limo.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Here's some Binky frozen veg!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Mmm. Turnips!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Wait, what about luge?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51I think everyone may be busy before the concert,
0:08:51 > 0:08:56and, er, Francine is allergic to curtains.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02One more day till the concert!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06If my mum agrees to interview Binky, I'll bring you!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Friends have to stick together.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Oh, thanks, Buster.
0:09:13 > 0:09:19The radio station sent me tickets to make up for getting me in trouble.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Since your seats are bad, you can sit with us.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28- Really? Gee, thanks, Binky. - I know you'd do the same.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33Um, you know, Binky, what if you could meet...?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Binky, Binky. Binky, Binky.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Oh, and the kid with glasses.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Your name is Binky? Come with us!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Move over, please.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Sorry - no more room!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53'How do you feel about luge?'
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Aw!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I've gotta go - see you!
0:10:01 > 0:10:06BINKY SONG PLAYS
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Can you throw these away for me?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Hi!
0:10:27 > 0:10:33This is Winston and Svern. Arthur's excited about seeing the group.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37We'll have them set up in 15 minutes.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- What's wrong?- This would be more fun if my friends were here.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57- You'll meet Binky soon.- That would be more fun with them, too.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- I don't see Arthur anywhere. - Here I am!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- My dad's working here - we can all meet Binky.- Yeah!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Binky is ready!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17ALL: Wow! Binky!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I'm Arthur Reid and these are my friends!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25ALL: Whoa!
0:11:25 > 0:11:31It's OK. Binky isn't real. That's our big announcement. They're holograms.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34I create the image on my Troglodyte 5000.
0:11:34 > 0:11:40I feed voices into the most advanced synthesizer known to man.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45We combine the music and images and...!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I thought it was a trash can!
0:12:01 > 0:12:06Phew! As long as it wasn't an I/O operator or an angry salad.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Actually...it was a banana.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Binky sure wasn't what I expected.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I'd rather have real friends than them.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20It's better not to know anything about celebrities.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24SVERN: Here they are...Binky!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Subtitles by Caroline Tosh BBC Scotland - 2001
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Email us at: subtitling@bbc.co.uk