The Return of the King

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Whoa!

0:01:16 > 0:01:21Whoa! This fair is so cool! It's just like being in the Middle Ages.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Take notes on historical details.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27They'll be useful when we compete in the games.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32Get your haggis here! Fresh haggis! Two for a dollar!

0:01:32 > 0:01:37"Haggis - two for a dollar." What's haggis?

0:01:37 > 0:01:41There it is - the Golden Griffin,

0:01:41 > 0:01:43the award given to to the class

0:01:43 > 0:01:48which shows the greatest knowledge of medieval history.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Boy! Mr Ratburn sure wants to win that Golden Griffin!

0:01:51 > 0:01:56We came SO close to winning last year. If we all try our hardest,

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I'm sure this year we'll win.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I bet we can win,

0:02:02 > 0:02:06because what class works as hard as WE do?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Glenbrook! Glenbrook! That's our school!

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Glenbrook! Glenbrook! We will rule! Go, Glenbrook!

0:02:13 > 0:02:18- It can't be! - Ah, Ratburn! We meet again.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Mr Pryce-Jones, my old teacher!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Are you still at Glenbrook Academy?

0:02:33 > 0:02:38They won't let me quit. After all, I am irreplaceable.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Huh...?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Oh...!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Oh, no!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48We've won all the medieval fairs in Europe.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53This little one should be a snap. Excuse me, sir - it's 10.14.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Time to prepare. See you at Merlin's Labyrinth, Ratburn.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Don't get lost along the way!

0:03:00 > 0:03:05Have we ever played soccer against those guys? They seem familiar.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09No way! I'd remember such a weird-looking bunch of kids.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14The first to escape A point shall win

0:03:14 > 0:03:16The other one shall perish within.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Remember, Chester - navigate by the sun and the tops of the trees.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Arthur, use your head.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29On your marks, get set, hie thee hence.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33That means go, kid!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh, no! Dead end!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Hmm! My shadow! Oh-h!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Oh! I guess I really used my head.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00He or she who pulls the sword from the stone

0:04:00 > 0:04:05truly is our king or queen. 'Tis an equal opportunity sword.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Keep moving.

0:04:06 > 0:04:11All your might won't set it right A gentle hand will rule the land.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Arthur! Everyone's looking for you!

0:04:16 > 0:04:20We lost at Merlin's Maze. Time for the next competition.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Beat THAT!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38ALL GROAN AND STRAIN

0:04:38 > 0:04:43Quick, lads and lasses! v=u+at - now!

0:04:47 > 0:04:52I see they don't know Newton's formula for constant acceleration.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55The clocks are ticking, Ratburn.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57We're getting pulverized!

0:04:57 > 0:05:03- We'll GIVE them the Golden Griffin. - It's not our fault they're robots.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07I feel sorry for them, having that guy for a teacher.

0:05:07 > 0:05:12Mr Pryce-Jones was the best teacher I ever had. People say I'M tough...

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- No!- Who says that?

0:05:15 > 0:05:20..But Mr Pryce-Jones made us learn Latin in third grade.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23ALL CHANT: Sum, es, est. Sumus, estes, sunt.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Again!

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Sum, es, est. Sumus, estes, sunt.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32And at recess, he pushed us to the limits of our strength.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I learned a lot.

0:05:35 > 0:05:40It makes me wonder sometimes if I'm not a tough enough teacher.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Mm! This capon is good. It tastes just like chicken.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Capon IS chicken!

0:05:52 > 0:05:57I have an extra pudding for whoever can answer a trivia question.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59ALL: Me, sir!

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Commendable enthusiasm, children. But let Lakewood try first.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Who was the 16th king of England?

0:06:09 > 0:06:14What? You mean you haven't taught them the song, Ratburn?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Winky, C-sharp, please.

0:06:19 > 0:06:24# Here's a song That's more historical than musical

0:06:24 > 0:06:29# To teach the kings of England In the order categorical...

0:06:29 > 0:06:32# ..And now you know a wondrous thing

0:06:32 > 0:06:38# All 42 English kings! # CHEERING

0:06:40 > 0:06:45I know you don't agree with all of my teaching methods, Ratburn,

0:06:45 > 0:06:48but they ARE more effective.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- The fact is, you can't beat us. - You may be right, sir.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Did you hear that? If we lose,

0:06:54 > 0:06:59Mr Ratburn may start teaching us like that! We must win something.

0:06:59 > 0:07:05We can't beat them. Mr Pryce-Jones just said so and he's always right.

0:07:05 > 0:07:11Well, there must be something here we're good at. ..Aha!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14A mincemeat-pie-eating contest. No sweat, Buster.

0:07:14 > 0:07:20- Are you hungry, champ?- Yeah. Good thing I didn't win that pudding.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24On your mark, get set...tuck in!

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Must...eat...more!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh!

0:07:35 > 0:07:41I don't understand. How can you keep eating? Where does it all go?

0:07:41 > 0:07:46Over a few weeks, I've expanded my stomach with giant breakfasts.

0:07:46 > 0:07:51I now have an 18-litre capacity. ..Pass the ice cream.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Ugh!

0:07:53 > 0:07:58Lucky they had tennis in the Middle Ages. Muffy started playing aged 5.

0:08:02 > 0:08:07Huh?! This isn't a regulation tennis ball! It weighs a ton!

0:08:07 > 0:08:12It was used in the 16th century - like this racquet.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16That junk?! It looks like Henry VIII could have used it!

0:08:16 > 0:08:21It was used by Henry V. He was my great-great-great-great-great uncle.

0:08:23 > 0:08:28You can do it, Brain! I know you can! No-one's smarter!

0:08:28 > 0:08:32The wheel of Fortuna is constantly spinning

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Someone is losing and someone is winning!

0:08:36 > 0:08:41All right. For 20 points, what do all the planets revolve around?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44The sun! That was easy! I'm sorry!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48The correct answer is the Earth. Those points go to IQ.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Huh? But that's wrong!

0:08:51 > 0:08:56You must give the answers that were thought correct in the Middle Ages.

0:08:56 > 0:09:01- Well, we've lost for sure now. May as well get something to eat.- Eat?!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- You just had six pies!- I feel empty.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07You go ahead. There's something I want to do.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Why...won't you...move?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15From your results, Mr Pryce-Jones,

0:09:15 > 0:09:19I know the children would benefit if you taught them.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Well, it's a generous offer. I'll consider it.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Arthur! Wanna try a unicorn dog? It tastes like capon.

0:09:30 > 0:09:36I just heard Principal Haney talking with Mr Pryce-Jones.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41- I think he wants to replace Ratburn with him!- We disgraced Mr Ratburn.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Mr Pryce-Jones will probably hold us back for years

0:09:45 > 0:09:48to teach us over and over again.

0:09:48 > 0:09:53All that's left is a castle-building contest. Maybe we can win that.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Hmm. Excellent crenellations. - Huh? ..Oof!

0:10:15 > 0:10:20Smooth! Well, I must say, this is a very creative piece of work.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23He really likes it. I think we won.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28But the contest is for the most historically accurate castle,

0:10:28 > 0:10:33- therefore I must award the prize to Glenbrook.- Yeah!

0:10:35 > 0:10:41You see, these arrow slits are much too wide.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45And in Old English, Lakewood would have an E on the end.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47I want you to know I'm very proud.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51I'll have this castle put on display at school.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Mr Ratburn doesn't know he's fired.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57I feel sorry for him.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Him?! What about us? My brain hurts just thinking about Mr Pryce-Jones.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Hey! Where's Arthur?

0:11:04 > 0:11:09All your might won't set it right A gentle hand will rule the land.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Hey! I've got it!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Whoo!

0:11:14 > 0:11:20Arthur! Would you quit playing with that stupid sword? We have to go.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27We have a new king!

0:11:30 > 0:11:35I hereby proclaim you, Arthur Read, king of the medieval fair.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37ALL: Hip-hip-hooray!

0:11:37 > 0:11:42Arthur out-thought not only all my students, but even me!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44I couldn't budge that sword!

0:11:44 > 0:11:49You taught him to think for himself. I couldn't have done it better.

0:11:49 > 0:11:54Mr Haney, is Mr Pryce-Jones gonna teach us instead of Mr Ratburn?

0:11:54 > 0:11:59Of course not! The only ones Mr Pryce-Jones will teach at Lakewood

0:11:59 > 0:12:04are my niece and nephew - he'll be their private tutor.

0:12:07 > 0:12:12I'm glad we don't have a tough teacher like Mr Pryce-Jones.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17- I bet he gave those kids homework. - Homework? Thanks for reminding me!

0:12:17 > 0:12:21We lost a day of class. We need extra homework.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25I'd like a written report on medieval times by Monday,

0:12:25 > 0:12:29then a quiz on the rulers of England...

0:12:30 > 0:12:32# And I say, hey!

0:12:32 > 0:12:38# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:12:38 > 0:12:40# And get along with each other

0:12:40 > 0:12:43# You gotta listen to your heart

0:12:43 > 0:12:48# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:12:48 > 0:12:53# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:12:53 > 0:12:57# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:12:57 > 0:13:02# And I say hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:13:02 > 0:13:07# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:13:07 > 0:13:10# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #