Arthur Goes Crosswire/Sue Ellen and the Brainasaurus

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:15- # And I say hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:21# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You've got to listen to your heart

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open your eyes, open your ears

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say...- Hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- # If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other...- Hey!

0:00:53 > 0:00:59- # A wonderful kind of day...- Hey! - A wonderful kind of day...- Hey! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:02'Hey! DW!'

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:08 > 0:01:13Ever wonder why people change from one thing to another?

0:01:13 > 0:01:17'Sometimes change can be... well, strange.

0:01:17 > 0:01:23'Like Mrs McGrady's dessert experiment - eggplant gelatine.'

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Vomit-rocious!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32'Change can be an improvement.

0:01:32 > 0:01:39'DW saw so many Kitty Korner videos, she started acting like a cat.'

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Miaow!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44DW, down!

0:01:44 > 0:01:49'For one week, she did whatever I wanted.'

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Look, DW, a mouse.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Hissssss!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01But if somebody changes TOO much,

0:02:01 > 0:02:04then it's time for drastic action.

0:02:11 > 0:02:16I bet Mr Ratburn assigns another report today.

0:02:16 > 0:02:21Yeah, he hasn't assigned one since...yesterday.

0:02:21 > 0:02:26This report should be two pages on any animal of your choosing.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Where they live, what they eat, anything unusual.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33The teams will be as follows.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Arthur Read and...

0:02:36 > 0:02:38BELL RINGS

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Maybe it won't be that bad.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Thank you, Daddy! You're wonderful!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Arthur, over here!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51For the report, my father will take us whale-watching.

0:02:51 > 0:02:57- You mean...?- Arthur and I are going to spend time together on my yacht.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Come on, Arthur.- Whoa!

0:03:09 > 0:03:13- See anything?- No. You?

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Water. - SHE SIGHS

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Lots of water.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Bo-ring!

0:03:23 > 0:03:28We didn't see a thing. We have to go again today. What am I gonna do?

0:03:28 > 0:03:33- You can always say you're sick. - Buster, you're a genius!

0:03:33 > 0:03:39- Tell us everything, Arthur.- Muffy's boat wasn't that fancy, was it?

0:03:39 > 0:03:44- Huh?- Was there a chandelier, fancy chocolates, ice sculptures?

0:03:44 > 0:03:48I bet the yacht didn't have a pool.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Well, actually...it did.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- But...- Really?- Cool!

0:03:55 > 0:04:00You are so lucky. I'd give ANYTHING to go on Muffy's yacht.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Really?

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Come on, Arthur. The yacht's waiting.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Arthur can't go today, Muffy. He's sick.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Oh. OK, whatever.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Wait! I'm feeling better. I'm great.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Arthur, you're not going?

0:04:19 > 0:04:25Are you kidding? People would give ANYTHING to go on Muffy's yacht.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32See anything?

0:04:32 > 0:04:37- Look! Wilbur Rabbit, the guy who plays Bionic Bunny.- Quit kidding.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Ahoy, there!

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Who? Me?

0:04:45 > 0:04:51- It seems our engine conked out. Can you give us a lift to shore?- Wow!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Then Wilbur told me,

0:04:54 > 0:04:57"Artie, those are swell glasses."

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Of course, they're exactly like his.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04The odds of meeting Bionic Bunny are minuscule.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Meet him? Arthur rescued him.

0:05:07 > 0:05:13- Arthur rescued Bionic Bunny?- He might've been lost at sea for ever.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Wow!

0:05:15 > 0:05:19He'll probably mention that when we're on TV tonight.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Even at sea, my adoring fans managed to find me.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Hey, that's me!

0:05:38 > 0:05:43And my head was, like, THIS big on Muffy's High-D TV.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Man! Hey, Brain, Arthur was on TV last night with Bionic Bunny.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52I don't remember that on the news.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56It wasn't on the news. It was on Celebrities At Sea Network.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00That's on satellite TV.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05- Don't you HAVE satellite TV? - Well...no. We...

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Muffy does. Maybe she'll even invite you over sometime.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15We, the people...

0:06:15 > 0:06:22- That sounds good.- ..who are friends of Wilbur Rabbit...- Pledge to...

0:06:22 > 0:06:24What are you doing?

0:06:24 > 0:06:29- We're making up the pledge for our new club.- Really?- Cool!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32The Wilbur Rabbit Society.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Can we join? We love Bionic Bunny.

0:06:35 > 0:06:40His name is Wilbur. He only plays Bionic Bunny on TV.

0:06:40 > 0:06:46- Everybody knows that.- And besides, the club is for friends only.

0:06:46 > 0:06:52That means only people who actually KNOW Wilbur can join.

0:06:59 > 0:07:05- With liberty and justice for... - Oof! Oops!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Arthur, Muffy, let's play.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14And get my new dress dirty? I don't think so.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19- Come on, Arthur.- We've got better things to do, don't we, Muffy?

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Things where you don't get all dirty.

0:07:28 > 0:07:34Ahem! You're not going to eat that, are you? It's been on the ground.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38But it's in a bag. It didn't get dirty.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43Well, it's your choice if you want to eat a germ-wich. Vomit-rocious!

0:07:43 > 0:07:48I'll take it. My mother only give me one sandwich.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Some people will eat ANYTHING.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53RING

0:07:56 > 0:08:02Hey, Arthur, you dropped a book. Aren't you gonna pick it up?

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Ahem!- It's just a book. It can be replaced.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I can't be bothered with every little thing.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Besides, it's all dirty now.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Vomit-rocious.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Did you see that?

0:08:24 > 0:08:29Arthur loves books. What's the matter with him?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Hey, Arthur, wait up!

0:08:33 > 0:08:38- You...- Of course you can have my autograph.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Sorry, I have to go now. No more autographs.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Binky, Arthur's gone haywire.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Or should I say crosswire?

0:08:57 > 0:09:04Arthur, you wanna go to the arcade? They have Planet Smasher. It's cool.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Can't. The Wilbur Rabbit Society meets today.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Even better. Where are we meeting?

0:09:10 > 0:09:16You have to be a friend of Wilbur's to join. That's the rule. Friends.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20But I'm your friend, aren't I, Arthur?

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- It's for Wilbur's friends.- Oh.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Arthur has turned into Muffy.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Yeah, he's gone crosswire.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38I want Arthur back.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42- He has to be de-Muffified. - But how?

0:09:42 > 0:09:48- We better think fast, before it spreads to all of us.- That's it!

0:09:48 > 0:09:53- You know how to save Arthur? - Yeah. Listen, everyone.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56WHISPERING

0:09:57 > 0:10:02- Maybe he's not coming. - Ssh!

0:10:03 > 0:10:08- Ready! - How darling is this hat? - Look.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10I remember playing that silly game.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Ew! I'm not touching that. It's been in dirt.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Vomit-rocious!- Keep it away!

0:10:22 > 0:10:27I'm too tired to go all the way to home plate. I'll stop here.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31What's the matter with everyone?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34They're all acting like...like...

0:10:38 > 0:10:43I want to pitch to someone who doesn't hit so hard. Buster.

0:10:43 > 0:10:49This glove is hideous. It doesn't go with my outfit at all.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52They're all acting like...you.

0:10:52 > 0:10:58The Bionic Bunny Club is meeting tonight. We're gonna watch the show.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Bionic Bunny Club? Great! What time?

0:11:02 > 0:11:08You can't come. Club's for Bionic Bunny fans, not Wilbur's friends.

0:11:08 > 0:11:14- They're not acting like me, Arthur. They're acting like you.- Like...?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Don't you HAVE satellite TV?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21The club is for friends only.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Vomit-rocious!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Friends only.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30B-but I...

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Everyone, listen. I didn't mind it

0:11:33 > 0:11:37when Arthur copied me, but this is too much.

0:11:37 > 0:11:43I know you all wanna be like me, but there's only one me. I'm sorry.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Vomit... Agh!

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Uh-oh.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Hah!

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- OK if I play?- Sure. Nice outfit.

0:12:02 > 0:12:07Now let's REALLY play some ball. ALL CHEER

0:12:07 > 0:12:12I think Muffy's right. One Muffy is more than enough.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16- Wanna come to my house and watch Bionic Bunny?- Sure.

0:12:16 > 0:12:21The more I think about it, it's really true.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26This horrid glove totally clashes with my outfit.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Vomit-rocious!

0:12:31 > 0:12:36- Some people just have to do everything themselves.- Cut!

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Cut! I'm sorry, Arthur, I have to stop you.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- This is just too boring.- Boring? But...

0:12:43 > 0:12:46You need a little enthusiasm, energy...

0:12:46 > 0:12:51Put a little shape in it. This is the opening of the show!

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Try it again.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00Some people...just have to do... EVERYTHING...themselves.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04That was it? THAT'S enthusiastic(?)

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Yeah.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Well...that was practice.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Some people just have to do everything themselves!

0:13:17 > 0:13:20How was that?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Tease. Take seven!

0:13:25 > 0:13:30You know, some people just have to do everything themselves!

0:13:30 > 0:13:33They won't let ANYBODY help them!

0:13:33 > 0:13:38I think that's MUCH better. That's a wrap. Cue the title.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49I hope Mr Ratburn assigns another report.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52We just turned one in yesterday!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55No way will he give us another one!

0:13:55 > 0:14:00This report should be at least two pages on any animal you choose -

0:14:00 > 0:14:04where they live, what they eat, anything unusual.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07The teams for the report will be as follows -

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Arthur Reid and...Muffy Crosswire.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Alan, your partner is Sue Ellen.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20A dinosaur! That's a great idea, Brain.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24- I'll start some sketches. - What should I do?

0:14:24 > 0:14:30- The sketches have to be done first. I'll call you when I'm done.- Great!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32So long!

0:14:32 > 0:14:36I've never done a report with Brain before.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- It'll be fun.- It'll be easy!

0:14:39 > 0:14:45- How do you mean?- You'll see. Brain's the type that...- He's great!

0:14:45 > 0:14:52- He's the best report partner ever! - I'M your partner and I'm NOT Brain!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Come on. We're going to the library.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Sue Ellen, don't you have any homework to do?

0:15:01 > 0:15:06Not yet. Brain's doing the sketches. They're preliminary.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09I'll call and see how it's going.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15This is gonna be fantastic.

0:15:15 > 0:15:20Even back in elementary school when I was building my first model,

0:15:20 > 0:15:25I knew that, with a little DNA and hard work, I would succeed.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28And now...

0:15:28 > 0:15:30it lives!

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Please, ladies and gentlemen, be calm!

0:15:37 > 0:15:41Hello, hello, hello! Welcome to the show!

0:15:41 > 0:15:44The strangest thing happened to me.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47I found an elephant in my pyjamas.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49How it got there, I'll never know.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51SCREAMING

0:15:56 > 0:15:59I have to work on his material.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00RING

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Hello.

0:16:02 > 0:16:07- Hi, Brain! I just called to find out how the sketches are going.- Great!

0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Ready for the next stage. - I was getting worried

0:16:11 > 0:16:14that I was just gonna have to watch TV!

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- What do you want me to do?- YOU?!

0:16:17 > 0:16:21Well...eh...continue watching TV.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Gotta do some research. Bye!

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Very weird!

0:16:29 > 0:16:33This is our model of tyrannosaurus rex.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36The arms are made of cookies...

0:16:36 > 0:16:40and the body is made out of cake!

0:16:42 > 0:16:47Unfortunately, this isn't a cooking class. You've failed!

0:16:55 > 0:16:58..And then he hung up the phone.

0:16:58 > 0:17:03I can't find Buster! Hope he doesn't think I'll do the report by myself!

0:17:03 > 0:17:10I hope Brain realises I expect to do half the work on this report.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Brain, is that you?- No. I mean...

0:17:17 > 0:17:20That's strange. He vanished.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28- That was close! - You're telling ME!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30You almost gave away my position.

0:17:31 > 0:17:37I would deduce that Brain is strange because he's been working too hard.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Perhaps he's not getting enough sleep.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52SCREECH

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Ahhh! Must keep working!

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Must keep working!

0:18:00 > 0:18:05- What are you doing? I thought you were going home.- Brain needs my help.

0:18:07 > 0:18:12- Wow! Did Brain ask you for help? - No. I'm gonna surprise him.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Oh, he'll be surprised! - Whew!

0:18:23 > 0:18:26I came to help you with the research.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- All done. Look... - Wow! What do we do now?

0:18:30 > 0:18:35I need to finish wiring the vertebrae, then the head.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38We can use papier-mache!

0:18:38 > 0:18:44- Eh...clay is better.- OK. I have clay at home. I'll go start the head.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53LAUGHTER

0:18:54 > 0:18:59You're going to be in third grade for a long time, Alan.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29HE YAWNS

0:19:53 > 0:19:56I brought the... What's the matter?

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- You look tired.- Working late. Come on. I've something to show you.

0:20:05 > 0:20:10- It looks great. But... I thought- I- was making the head.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14The head's the most important part.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18I'm sorry you went to all that trouble for nothing.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22- We can't use this.- What? - It's all wrong.

0:20:22 > 0:20:27The proportions of the nasal cavities are way off.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Mr Ratburn would never accept this.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- They look the same. - To the untrained eye.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40It's supposed to be OUR project, Brain!

0:20:40 > 0:20:44I don't have time to argue.

0:20:44 > 0:20:49I have to finish this. You want a good grade, don't you?

0:20:49 > 0:20:55"The proportions of the nasal cavities are all wrong"(!)

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Are you having a bad dream?

0:20:57 > 0:21:01No. A bad reality!

0:21:06 > 0:21:09We have to talk about our report.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13- I have everything under control. - That's the problem!

0:21:13 > 0:21:17You're gonna drop it. Let me help.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19No. I can do it. Don't touch it.

0:21:19 > 0:21:24That's ridiculous. You're being a report-hog!

0:21:24 > 0:21:29- Please! It's very delicate. - Fine. Take it!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Look what you've done!

0:21:36 > 0:21:39And she let you fall in the mud?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42That sounds hilarious!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44It was far from amusing.

0:21:44 > 0:21:50You were lucky you fell in the mud. If it were me, I'd have PUSHED you.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54- What?! - You have to admit, Brain...

0:21:54 > 0:21:58you ARE a report-hog. On our French history report,

0:21:58 > 0:22:02you were Napoleon and I was France!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04You wouldn't give me any lines.

0:22:06 > 0:22:11Even when we were little, you always had to do EVERYTHING.

0:22:17 > 0:22:22How would YOU like it if Sue Ellen treated YOU that way?

0:22:22 > 0:22:23Don't!

0:22:23 > 0:22:26You're fiddling with my A-plus.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30You don't know what you're doing. Go home!

0:22:31 > 0:22:36I would feel bad if somebody didn't trust me to work on a report.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40I'm sorry I called you a report-hog.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44Now we don't have a report to hog! Our model is wrecked.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Maybe. But our report will be even better!

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- How?- Trust me!

0:22:50 > 0:22:52OK!

0:22:54 > 0:22:56..The largest mammal on Earth.

0:22:56 > 0:23:01Very good. Alan and Sue Ellen will report next.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Can we all go outside?

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Brain and I set up a demonstration.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10All right! Field trip!

0:23:11 > 0:23:15We have recreated what palaeontologists might find

0:23:15 > 0:23:18when they discover dinosaur bones.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Wow, Brain! This is cool.

0:23:21 > 0:23:26- It was really Sue Ellen. - Now you can all dig them up.

0:23:26 > 0:23:31There is a proper way to do it. Brain will show you.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Sue Ellen's right. You must be very careful.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38This is gonna take all day.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42We'll have time to finish our report after school.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46- I'll meet you at your house. - Oh, no!

0:23:46 > 0:23:50We're sticking together until it's done.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55# And I say, hey!

0:23:55 > 0:24:01# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:24:01 > 0:24:03# And get along with each other

0:24:03 > 0:24:06# You gotta listen to your heart

0:24:06 > 0:24:11# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:11 > 0:24:16# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:16 > 0:24:20# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:20 > 0:24:25- # And I say...- Hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:24:25 > 0:24:30- # If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other...- Hey!

0:24:30 > 0:24:32- # A wonderful kind of day...- Hey! - A wonderful kind of day...- Hey! #