0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh...
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Everybody's got upset by something some time.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Like the time DW lost her blankie.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Or when DW lost her CD of Crazy Bus.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Or when DW lost her snowball.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23DW'S SHOUTS ECHO
0:01:23 > 0:01:28OK, maybe DW is upset more than most people. Bad example.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33A good example is Francine. That time she hit a high fly.
0:01:33 > 0:01:39It looked like she'd won the game for us. Then the wind shifted.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43She was really upset.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49Then there was the time the Brain got excited about the space probe.
0:01:49 > 0:01:55- Is something wrong, Brain?- The probe won't get to Saturn for seven years.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59How can I stand waiting seven years to see photos of Saturn?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02But I know someone who's always happy.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06He's never been upset for more than three seconds.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11Buster Baxter - the happiest, jolliest, most fun...
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- What's wrong?- Hmph! - What is it? Buster!
0:02:23 > 0:02:28'If I don't get free, I won't be able to deliver the medicine!'
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Did you write your report before watching TV?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Yeah, almost. Well, actually, no.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- You know our homework policy.- OK.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh! How did he get out?!
0:02:42 > 0:02:47- Did you see how Bionic Bunny got free?- No, I was doing my report.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52Mine's kind of weak. I did it fast after Bionic Bunny.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57- But I came up with a great joke for it!- For your history report?- Yeah!
0:02:57 > 0:03:02On TV, this ad said a successful speech starts with a joke.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I wish I could try it out.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- Can I try a joke on you?- OK. I like to laugh as much as the next guy.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Oh, dear. Oh, my. Oh.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15OK, the guy after the next guy.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20Ready? What did King Tut say when he got scared?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I want my mummy!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29You made that up? Good one.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34This is gonna be my BEST report ever! Guaranteed A!
0:03:34 > 0:03:40- Want me to write a joke for YOUR report?- No, thanks.- Are you sure?
0:03:41 > 0:03:46"Christopher Columbus got lost but did something great anyway,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49"so he's my favourite historical figure."
0:03:49 > 0:03:52I'm next. Wish me luck.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56What did King Tut say when the sphinx scared him?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I want my mummy!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04He told my joke! I can't believe it! He...
0:04:04 > 0:04:07My... He... He told my joke!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Quiet, please. Mr Baxter, read your report.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15It was mine. My joke! He told MY joke!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Er...my report is about King Tut.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30What d'you call two banana peels?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33CHILDREN: A pair of slippers.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36My sister will take us skating.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41He told my joke. It was mine! I made it up and everything.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Binky shouldn't have done that. He was wrong. So, want to go skating?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48He told MY joke!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52You're gonna have to work a little harder next time.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00No matter how fancy you make a D, it's still a D.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04D for disaster. D for deadly.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07D for Binky told my joke!
0:05:07 > 0:05:13That joke was the difference between a successful report and a flop.
0:05:13 > 0:05:19- I win again! Are you paying attention?- It was MY joke!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23(Binky's report was about Columbus.)
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Who ends a Columbus report with a joke about King Tut?!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Binky does. Now, shh!
0:05:33 > 0:05:38You know what I just found out? Ratburn gave Binky a B plus!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41I want my mummy!
0:05:45 > 0:05:51I was gonna give you an F, but that joke...! You deserve a higher grade!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56My joke got him that B plus!
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Great shot, Buster! Aren't you happy you won the game for us?
0:06:01 > 0:06:07- Binky told my joke!- Why do you keep telling US?! Talk to Binky about it!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10You think I won't?! Just watch me!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Hey, Binky!- Yeah?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Well?- Have you ever noticed how large he is?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I'll never get payback for that joke!
0:06:25 > 0:06:30I feel better already! Now HE'LL know how it feels to be embarrassed!
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- What's wrong?- Everyone's laughing, just like when he told the joke.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Everyone thinks Binky's funny.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45- So what if people think he's funny? - Binky doesn't care about funny.
0:06:45 > 0:06:51It's ME who cares about funny. It's ME who memorises joke books
0:06:51 > 0:06:56and practises making faces in the mirror! I have to work at it.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01- You know how long I worked on that joke?- Longer than on your report!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yeah, but Binky...
0:07:03 > 0:07:09Haven't you noticed that anything he does seems kind of...funny?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12You're thinking about Binky too much.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16It won't matter after the talent show tomorrow.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19He'll be sorry he stole my joke.
0:07:27 > 0:07:32Thank you, Sue Ellen, for that demonstration of pumpkin kicking.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36And now the comedy stylings of Buster Baxter!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40At least he won't be talking about Binky!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I think he's gotten over it.
0:07:42 > 0:07:49- Hi, everyone. There's a kid in my class named Binky Barnes.- Oh, no!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Nobody has a bad thing to say about Binky, in case they get pounded.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Binky wrote a history report about Columbus.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Columbus - that's Italian for, "Boy, am I lost!"
0:08:00 > 0:08:03I wrote a report about King Tut
0:08:03 > 0:08:07and I wrote a good King Tut joke to open it.
0:08:07 > 0:08:13Binky told my King Tut joke in his Columbus report. Everybody laughed.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15You know what the punch line was?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- He told MY joke that- I- wrote and I got a D!
0:08:21 > 0:08:27- I don't get it.- I think it's a pun. - Well, it wasn't very PUNNY.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Punny!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34And the winner is...George!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I can't believe I didn't win!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Win?! You didn't tell a single joke!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45That was the comedy of truth. All the greats do it.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49I should have just told jokes. This is all Binky's fault.
0:08:49 > 0:08:55I don't think Buster will ever stop holding this grudge against Binky!
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Our first day of college, Buster! Isn't it exciting?!
0:09:00 > 0:09:07- Binky's not here, is he? He told my joke! It was a good joke.- ..Grrrr.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
0:09:11 > 0:09:17Binky told my joke. It was in Mr Ratburn's third-grade class...
0:09:22 > 0:09:27If I make this shot, it's the best game of my life!
0:09:30 > 0:09:35He told my joke! It was a good King Tut joke!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Buster! You can't stay mad at Binky for ever!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- It doesn't do any good! - Yes, it does! If I keep it up,
0:09:49 > 0:09:54I'll make sure Binky gets a D and is totally miserable all the time!
0:09:54 > 0:09:58That's exactly what's happening to you!
0:09:58 > 0:10:03- Holding a grudge is hurting YOU! - I know what you're trying to say.
0:10:03 > 0:10:09- You do?- The only way I can be happy is if Binky never told that joke.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Yeah, and it's too late for that.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17- So, to stop him, I must travel back in time and change the past.- What?
0:10:17 > 0:10:23I need a time machine. Or a rocket that can travel at light speed.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28- You can't change the past! - Oh, I can't, can't I?!
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- You can't change the past.- Oh, rats!
0:10:35 > 0:10:40I was mad when I didn't get a green ice-cream cake when I was four.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45- Yeah?- I'm still mad about it. I'll stay mad until I get it!
0:10:45 > 0:10:50- But staying mad won't get you what you want.- But YOU think it will.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55It's just that, after all the work I did on that report, Binky ruined it!
0:10:55 > 0:11:00Buster, you hardly did ANY work! Your whole report was about eggnog!
0:11:00 > 0:11:05That's not my fault! It's right next to Egypt in the encyclopaedia!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09I guess it WAS my fault. I deserve a D.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Binky! Hey!
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- I just wanted to tell you I'm not mad any more.- You were mad?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- About you stealing my joke. - What joke?
0:11:20 > 0:11:25What does King Tut say when he gets scared? I want my mummy!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29That's funny! I think I've heard it before, though.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33You heard it when you stole it from me and told the class!
0:11:33 > 0:11:38When somebody tells you a joke, you're supposed to pass it on.
0:11:38 > 0:11:44But I made it up for my report and then you used it. That's stealing.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Well, I didn't mean to steal it. Here's, um...
0:11:48 > 0:11:5170...73 cents
0:11:51 > 0:11:55and a sticker of a cool car and a button.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58That's all I have. Sorry!
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- What did he say?- He gave me 73 cents, a sticker of a cool car
0:12:02 > 0:12:08and a button for my joke. I got paid for writing a joke!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I'm a professional!
0:12:10 > 0:12:16With your being naturally funny and me making up good jokes,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18I bet we could really go places.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23- Like my own TV show?- Sure. You and me and Arthur...
0:12:23 > 0:12:28Us, maybe. But I don't think Arthur. Who'd want to watch him on TV?
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Subtitles by Mary Easton BBC Scotland - 2001
0:12:35 > 0:12:38E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk