I'd Rather Read It Myself

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- # We can learn to work and play And get along with each other- Hey!

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh...

0:01:07 > 0:01:11My sister DW can drive me crazy.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15But there's someone who drives her crazy too - the Tibble twins.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18They always want to be better than DW.

0:01:18 > 0:01:23- DW, we can yell louder than you. - I don't care.

0:01:23 > 0:01:28TWINS: Yah-de-yah-de-yah-de-yah...

0:01:29 > 0:01:32They could ride a two-wheeler first.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41And they could tell time before DW...they said.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- What time is it?- Eleventy twelve. He's right.

0:01:45 > 0:01:50- Some day I'll do something you can't.- BOTH: No, you won't!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Yes, I will.- No, you won't. SHE GROWLS

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Agh!

0:02:06 > 0:02:11- THUD - What was that?

0:02:11 > 0:02:15We caught a tiger! We caught a tiger!

0:02:15 > 0:02:21- Oh, dear! - Oh, rats! That's not even a tiger!

0:02:21 > 0:02:27I am so sorry, sir. ..Did you boys ask permission to dig this hole?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30It's not a hole. It's a Burma-ese tiger trap.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34- And he broke it! - Can I keep the peanut-butter cup?

0:02:37 > 0:02:42DW, the twins are coming for an hour while Mrs Tibble goes to buy sod.

0:02:42 > 0:02:48You lock up the china. I'll get a ball and keep them out in the yard.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50THUNDER

0:02:50 > 0:02:55I'm going to be trapped inside with the Tibble twins for a whole hour?!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I can run faster than you, DW.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01I can get dizzier than you, DW.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05I have an idea - let's sit quietly and colour.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Quietly!

0:03:17 > 0:03:18This...

0:03:18 > 0:03:21is my favourite colouring book.

0:03:24 > 0:03:30- You've gotta help with the Tibbles! - I've 207,000 maths problems to do.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- But when YOU baby-sat them, they were quiet.- Yeah.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I told them a story.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38We can bounce higher than you.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Sit down and I'll tell you a story.

0:03:41 > 0:03:48- The only real stories are in books and you can't read.- I can too read!

0:03:48 > 0:03:52You cannot read! Cos we can't, and if we can't...

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- YOU sure can't.- I learned before you.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I've been reading for a long time.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Since when?!

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Since...last Thursday. I already readed all these books.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05No way! No way! No way! No way!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08So what does that say?

0:04:08 > 0:04:09It says...

0:04:09 > 0:04:15- It says "television". - Is that right? I dunno. Sounds right.

0:04:15 > 0:04:21OK, read us this book. It's got lots of pictures,

0:04:21 > 0:04:25- so we'll know if you read it right. - No, that's boring.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Let me find a good one. ..This one!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- That's all words. - I'll read 'em all to you. Sit!

0:04:35 > 0:04:39These are the adventures of a smart, great, perfect girl named...

0:04:39 > 0:04:40BW.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45That's close. If it was DW, I'd think you were making this up.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Quiet. I'm reading.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51BW was a great kid,

0:04:51 > 0:04:56who was a princess, a genius and a cool person.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59But she was too polite to brag.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01And she had her own pony...

0:05:02 > 0:05:07..who lived in her room, and her parents said that was OK.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16It was a perfect life, except for one thing -

0:05:16 > 0:05:19a big, old, nasty thing -

0:05:19 > 0:05:23and that thing was...her big brother!

0:05:24 > 0:05:29He wasn't just a big brother, like that's not bad enough,

0:05:29 > 0:05:33he was a big brother mega-transformaliser.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48And if that wasn't bad enough,

0:05:48 > 0:05:53he had an awful partner, Bustrantor.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57# Bustrantor! Bustrantor! Bustra-a-antor!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00# Bustrantor, the hungry robot

0:06:00 > 0:06:05# He just wants to eat Bustrantor, the hungry robot

0:06:05 > 0:06:07# Likes veggies more than meat. #

0:06:10 > 0:06:11BURPS

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Their most recent rotten crime -

0:06:14 > 0:06:18they stole the world's most valuable snowball.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20They won't get away with this!

0:06:33 > 0:06:37BW to Walter, have you located their hideout?

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Locked on, BW. Sending you in three, two, one...transport.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I'll take 'em by surprise.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Oh, no, you won't. Ah-ha!

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Oh!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04That balance beam, my only chance.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Nobody's that good on a balance beam.

0:07:15 > 0:07:21She'll never get away. She can't even ride a two-wheeler.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Oh, no?

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Hey!

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Not only can she ride a two-wheeler, she can ride a no-wheeler.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36They chased and chased, but couldn't catch her.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41Then they chased her over the lake everybody said had no octopuses.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44But there were over 7,000 in it!

0:07:44 > 0:07:49Because she was brave and didn't panic, the amazing BW escaped.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52But the bad guys weren't so clever.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03That night, BW went to a restaurant with her parents.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08Only BW was smart enough not to eat the spinach

0:08:08 > 0:08:12that turned everyone else into spinach heads.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Mom, Dad, don't eat the...

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Duh! Duh! Duh! Duh!

0:08:18 > 0:08:24The only thing that cures spinach heads is the Power Ring of Power!

0:08:25 > 0:08:30BW knew that the ring was being used at her Aunt Lucy's wedding.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33WEDDING MARCH PLAYS

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Oh! CONGREGATION GASPS

0:08:37 > 0:08:40The Power Ring fell into the organ.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44BW reached for it,

0:08:44 > 0:08:49grabbing it just before it fell to the centre of the Earth.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57ALL: Duh... Duh... Duh... Duh... Duh... Duh...

0:08:57 > 0:09:03But without the magic blankie, the ring was powerless.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06My magic blankie is missing!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Duh.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13BW called for Secret Agent Nadine,

0:09:13 > 0:09:17an agent so secret no-one else had ever seen her.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Secret Agent Nadine located the blankie.

0:09:21 > 0:09:27But finding it wasn't that easy in the super-confusing All-In-One-Mart.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- We're lost.- We're not lost!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37'They WERE lost, possibly for ever.'

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Wait!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Look!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I knew I'd find it some day.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47The snowball can show us the way out.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Look!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Inside Crazy Bus - my blankie!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Wait.

0:09:56 > 0:10:02Why? I've got my snowball, blankie, and Crazy Bus will take us home.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05What could be wrong with...?

0:10:05 > 0:10:09'BW had been tricked by her rotten brother.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11'No-one could save her now.'

0:10:11 > 0:10:16I knew she'd fall for the old phoney baloney snowball trick.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Grr.

0:10:17 > 0:10:23BW's faithful eagle Spanky flew to the rescue like a streak of bird.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33CRYING

0:10:33 > 0:10:37The brave and bold bird defeated the villain, but...

0:10:37 > 0:10:41he sacrificed himself to save her.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43His heart was too big.

0:10:46 > 0:10:52BW's good friend the President had a big funeral for the brave bird.

0:10:52 > 0:10:58Spanky was the bravest...boldest... best bird.

0:11:07 > 0:11:12Spanky was so brave! The best bird. DOORBELLS RINGS

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Tommy, Timmy, your grandmother's here.- Aw!

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Rats!

0:11:17 > 0:11:20DW, what did you do to them?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23She read from the best book ever.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26I'll open the door for Mrs Tibble.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28She read to you?! DW?!

0:11:28 > 0:11:32From one of YOUR books. Can we borrow it? She didn't finish.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Sure.

0:11:34 > 0:11:39- Bye, DW.- Wait, the book! - Arthur said we could borrow it.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Grandma, you have to read this book to us tonight! It's great.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46They'll find out you can't read.

0:11:46 > 0:11:51So? It kept them quiet. And for one day I did something THEY couldn't.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55That's where DW stopped reading.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58"Leonardo da Vinci worked hard..."

0:11:58 > 0:12:01What? Who's Lemon Yellow da Vintage?

0:12:01 > 0:12:06- Read it right, Grandma. Agent BW was with the President.- Huh?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09This book's about Leonardo da Vinci.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!

0:12:12 > 0:12:18Yeah, it's a magic book. Every time you read it, it's a different story.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21We'll never need another book as long as we live.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26"Leonardo da Vinci worked hard to invent a flying machine."

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- What till I read like DW. - Me too!

0:12:30 > 0:12:32# And I say, hey!

0:12:32 > 0:12:37# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:12:37 > 0:12:40# And get along with each other

0:12:40 > 0:12:43# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #