Arthur Goes Crosswire

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walking down the street

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:15- # And I say hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:21# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# You've got to listen to your heart

0:00:23 > 0:00:27# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open your eyes, open your ears

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:39# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say...- Hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- # If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other...- Hey!

0:00:53 > 0:00:59- # A wonderful kind of day...- Hey! - A wonderful kind of day...- Hey!- #

0:00:59 > 0:01:02'Hey! DW!'

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey!- Whoa!

0:01:08 > 0:01:13Ever wonder why people change from one thing to another?

0:01:13 > 0:01:17'Sometimes change can be... well, strange.

0:01:17 > 0:01:23'Like Mrs McGrady's dessert experiment - eggplant gelatine.'

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Vomit-rocious!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33'Change can be an improvement.

0:01:33 > 0:01:39'DW saw so many Kitty Korner videos, she started acting like a cat.'

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Miaow!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45DW, down!

0:01:45 > 0:01:49'For one week, she did whatever I wanted.'

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Look, DW, a mouse.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Hissssss!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01But if somebody changes TOO much,

0:02:01 > 0:02:04then it's time for drastic action.

0:02:11 > 0:02:16I bet Mr Ratburn assigns another report today.

0:02:16 > 0:02:21Yeah, he hasn't assigned one since...yesterday.

0:02:21 > 0:02:26This report should be two pages on any animal of your choosing.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Where they live, what they eat, anything unusual.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33The teams will be as follows.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Arthur Read and...

0:02:36 > 0:02:38BELL RINGS

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Maybe it won't be that bad.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Thank you, Daddy! You're wonderful!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Arthur, over here!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51For the report, my father will take us whale-watching.

0:02:51 > 0:02:57- You mean...?- Arthur and I are going to spend time together on my yacht.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Come on, Arthur.- Whoa!

0:03:09 > 0:03:13- See anything?- No. You?

0:03:13 > 0:03:18- Water. - SHE SIGHS

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Lots of water.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Bo-ring!

0:03:23 > 0:03:28We didn't see a thing. We have to go again today. What am I gonna do?

0:03:28 > 0:03:33- You can always say you're sick. - Buster, you're a genius!

0:03:33 > 0:03:39- Tell us everything, Arthur.- Muffy's boat wasn't that fancy, was it?

0:03:39 > 0:03:44- Huh?- Was there a chandelier, fancy chocolates, ice sculptures?

0:03:44 > 0:03:48I bet the yacht didn't have a pool.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Well, actually...it did.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- But...- Really?- Cool!

0:03:55 > 0:04:00You are so lucky. I'd give ANYTHING to go on Muffy's yacht.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Really?

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Come on, Arthur. The yacht's waiting.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Arthur can't go today, Muffy. He's sick.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Oh. OK, whatever.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Wait! I'm feeling better. I'm great.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Arthur, you're not going?

0:04:19 > 0:04:25Are you kidding? People would give ANYTHING to go on Muffy's yacht.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32See anything?

0:04:32 > 0:04:38- Look! Wilbur Rabbit, the guy who plays Bionic Bunny.- Quit kidding.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Ahoy, there!

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Who? Me?

0:04:45 > 0:04:51- It seems our engine conked out. Can you give us a lift to shore?- Wow!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Then Wilbur told me,

0:04:54 > 0:04:57"Artie, those are swell glasses."

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Of course, they're exactly like his.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04The odds of meeting Bionic Bunny are minuscule.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Meet him? Arthur rescued him.

0:05:07 > 0:05:13- Arthur rescued Bionic Bunny?- He might've been lost at sea for ever.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Wow!

0:05:16 > 0:05:20He'll probably mention that when we're on TV tonight.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Even at sea, my adoring fans managed to find me.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Hey, that's me!

0:05:38 > 0:05:43And my head was, like, THIS big on Muffy's High-D TV.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Man! Hey, Brain, Arthur was on TV last night with Bionic Bunny.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52I don't remember that on the news.

0:05:52 > 0:05:57It wasn't on the news. It was on Celebrities At Sea Network.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00That's on satellite TV.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05- Don't you HAVE satellite TV? - Well...no. We...

0:06:05 > 0:06:10Muffy does. Maybe she'll even invite you over sometime.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15We, the people...

0:06:15 > 0:06:22- That sounds good.- ..who are friends of Wilbur Rabbit...- Pledge to...

0:06:22 > 0:06:24What are you doing?

0:06:24 > 0:06:29- We're making up the pledge for our new club.- Really?- Cool!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32The Wilbur Rabbit Society.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Can we join? We love Bionic Bunny.

0:06:35 > 0:06:40His name is Wilbur. He only plays Bionic Bunny on TV.

0:06:40 > 0:06:46- Everybody knows that.- And besides, the club is for friends only.

0:06:46 > 0:06:53That means only people who actually KNOW Wilbur can join.

0:06:59 > 0:07:05- With liberty and justice for... - Oof! Oops!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Arthur, Muffy, let's play.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14And get my new dress dirty? I don't think so.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19- Come on, Arthur.- We've got better things to do, don't we, Muffy?

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Things where you don't get all dirty.

0:07:28 > 0:07:34Ahem! You're not going to eat that, are you? It's been on the ground.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38But it's in a bag. It didn't get dirty.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43Well, it's your choice if you want to eat a germ-wich. Vomit-rocious!

0:07:43 > 0:07:48I'll take it. My mother only give me one sandwich.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Some people will eat ANYTHING.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53RING

0:07:56 > 0:08:03Hey, Arthur, you dropped a book. Aren't you gonna pick it up?

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Ahem!- It's just a book. It can be replaced.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14I can't be bothered with every little thing.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Besides, it's all dirty now.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Vomit-rocious.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Did you see that?

0:08:24 > 0:08:29Arthur loves books. What's the matter with him?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hey, Arthur, wait up!

0:08:33 > 0:08:38- You...- Of course you can have my autograph.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Sorry, I have to go now. No more autographs.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Binky, Arthur's gone haywire.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Or should I say crosswire?

0:08:57 > 0:09:04Arthur, you wanna go to the arcade? They have Planet Smasher. It's cool.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Can't. The Wilbur Rabbit Society meets today.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Even better. Where are we meeting?

0:09:10 > 0:09:16You have to be a friend of Wilbur's to join. That's the rule. Friends.

0:09:16 > 0:09:21But I'm your friend, aren't I, Arthur?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- It's for Wilbur's friends.- Oh.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Arthur has turned into Muffy.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Yeah, he's gone crosswire.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38I want Arthur back.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42He has to be de-Muffified. But how?

0:09:42 > 0:09:48- We better think fast, before it spreads to all of us.- That's it!

0:09:48 > 0:09:53- You know how to save Arthur? - Yeah. Listen, everyone.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56WHISPERING

0:09:57 > 0:10:02- Maybe he's not coming. - Ssh!

0:10:03 > 0:10:08- Ready! How darling is this hat? - Look.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11I remember playing that silly game.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Ew! I'm not touching that. It's been in dirt.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Vomit-rocious!- Keep it away!

0:10:22 > 0:10:28I'm too tired to go all the way to home plate. I'll stop here.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31What's the matter with everyone?

0:10:31 > 0:10:35They're all acting like...like...

0:10:38 > 0:10:43I want to pitch to someone who doesn't hit so hard. Buster.

0:10:43 > 0:10:49This glove is hideous. It doesn't go with my outfit at all.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53They're all acting like...you.

0:10:53 > 0:10:58The Bionic Bunny Club is meeting tonight. We're gonna watch the show.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Bionic Bunny Club? Great! What time?

0:11:02 > 0:11:08You can't come. Club's for Bionic Bunny fans, not Wilbur's friends.

0:11:08 > 0:11:14- They're not acting like me, Arthur. They're acting like you.- Like...?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Don't you HAVE satellite TV?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21The club is for friends only.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Vomit-rocious!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Friends only.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30B-but I...

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Everyone, listen. I didn't mind it

0:11:33 > 0:11:37when Arthur copied me, but this is too much.

0:11:37 > 0:11:43I know you all wanna be like me, but there's only one me. I'm sorry.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Vomit... Agh!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Uh-oh.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Hah!

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- OK if I play?- Sure. Nice outfit.

0:12:02 > 0:12:07Now let's REALLY play some ball. ALL CHEER

0:12:07 > 0:12:12I think Muffy's right. One Muffy is more than enough.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17- Wanna come to my house and watch Bionic Bunny?- Sure.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21The more I think about it, it's really true.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26This horrid glove totally clashes with my outfit.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Vomit-rocious!

0:12:30 > 0:12:35Subtitles by John Macdonald, Subtext for BBC Subtitling - 2001