Francine and the Feline

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view

0:00:09 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:33# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day. Hey! What a wonderful kind of day. HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I've never had a pet, but if I did,

0:01:12 > 0:01:15I'd want a Komodo dragon.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Or a narwhal. But that wouldn't fit in my room.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24No, wait!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I've always wanted a pterodactyl.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34They can give you a ride to the movies!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Quick! Carpet Of Doom's about to start!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48The only pet to have is a dog.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Hey! I'm not done!

0:01:50 > 0:01:55I've always wanted an amoeba. I've heard they're real friendly.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58TOGETHER: Hi! Nice to meet you!

0:01:59 > 0:02:04- As I was saying about dogs... - We've heard about dogs.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09- We want to talk about virtual hamsters.- But dogs are better!

0:02:09 > 0:02:12This is MY opening scene, and you're hogging it.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45BOTH: Dad?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Attention! I have a surprise!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50BOTH: What is it?

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Is it a 92-inch TV? - Is it a narwhal?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- A kitten!- He was at the junkyard.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08The little guy wanted my lunch. I don't think he'd eaten.

0:03:09 > 0:03:15Oh, sweetie, honey, boo-boo face! You're the cutest snuggle-muffin!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19You're making it sick to its stomach.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Nonsense! Cats LOVE this.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26They're cute and fluffy, and they just look cute!

0:03:26 > 0:03:30They run and jump up high and chase wildebeests.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Not this kitty.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Guess what.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42- We got a cat.- Eurgh!- Gross! - What's wrong with a cat?!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45They're smelly and mean.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- I heard about a cat that bit a kid's ear off.- Yuck!

0:03:49 > 0:03:54They're cute and fluffy, and they just look cute!

0:03:54 > 0:04:00A dog, like Pal, is friendly. He wouldn't bite anyone's ear off.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02And he's smart.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Stop that! You're interrupting my tea party!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Hey! My cookie!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I suppose that shows how smart Pal is(!)

0:04:12 > 0:04:18Pal is helping DW learn that she shouldn't leave food lying around.

0:04:18 > 0:04:24- THEY LAUGH - A cat wouldn't do anything that clever.- My cookie!

0:04:29 > 0:04:33What have you done?! It's been icky-fied!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Don't be so overdramatic.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38You're ruining its CATitude.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Good night, Rose Petal.- Rose Petal?!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oh, brother!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58ALARM BLEEPS

0:05:02 > 0:05:06How dare you steal the affections of Rose Petal!

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Huh?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Huh?!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21What's wrong?

0:05:23 > 0:05:27No! Bad sweetie Rose Petal!

0:05:27 > 0:05:33FRANCINE LAUGHS I don't understand - cats are usually so refined.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45He punched me! Why is my muffin sweetie-face acting this way?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Wow!

0:05:59 > 0:06:05Just my luck - we get a cat that's exactly like Francine!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08That kitten's pretty clever.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12It hit Catherine after she made it wear a baby bonnet.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15It sounds vicious.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18It was playing.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Self respect and an ability to plan strategy -

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- it sounds intelligent.- It doesn't!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27All cats are stupid.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Have you ever known a cat?- I don't have to. I know I don't like them.

0:06:31 > 0:06:37If you met one, you'd change your mind. It's teatime. I'd better go.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- There must be good cats in the world. - No!

0:06:41 > 0:06:46There are no good cats! They bite kids' ears, remember?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Maybe that's a made-up story.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54Like the one about the kids who got a hook in their fried chicken.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59Can't we have one minute without talking about stupid cats?

0:07:00 > 0:07:05I can't believe Francine likes a stupid cat.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07What if she gets more?

0:07:09 > 0:07:14Thanks for picking up my uniform. I didn't have time.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19Aren't these shelves great? The cats can play on the walls.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Cats are smart - they need creative play tools.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Leave my ears alone!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oh, Arthur, they like you.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33AAARGH!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I brought the kitten to meet you.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Pal, this is Rose Peta...

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Er...this is Mimo. He's your new friend.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Pal doesn't need cats. I'M his friend.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00HISSES

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- What's he doing?! - That's a normal cat reaction.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- They're playing. - Your cat is trying to kill Pal!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10They're having fun!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Get your killer cat away from us!

0:08:13 > 0:08:18After a few more meetings, you'll all be great friends.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20I don't think so.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26It's OK now. The evil cat is gone.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29What's wrong, Pal?

0:08:29 > 0:08:33You're upset because you almost got killed.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35I'll give you a treat.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38And then it tried to kill Pal!

0:08:38 > 0:08:44It's an Edgar Allan Poe cat, and it's black...mostly!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Pal looks fine. - He's just being brave for us.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50He's scared and upset.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Look! It's Francine's cat.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh, no!

0:08:59 > 0:09:04- Mum's taking him to the vet for a check-up.- He walks on a leash -

0:09:04 > 0:09:06he's like a dog!

0:09:06 > 0:09:12- He's NOT like a dog! - Arthur's right. He's unique.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16- He also must be hungry - he just ate Arthur's sandwich!- Hey!

0:09:18 > 0:09:23Why are you rewarding him? He just ate my sandwich!

0:09:23 > 0:09:27He's teaching you not to leave food lying around!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Very funny(!)

0:09:32 > 0:09:38Francine's coming over, but I told her not to bring her stupid cat.

0:09:38 > 0:09:44- HE WHIMPERS - Gee! Even mentioning that cat scares you.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46DOORBELL

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Aaaargh!

0:09:48 > 0:09:53You didn't really mean I hadn't to bring Mimo. You really like him.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56You just don't realise it yet.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Should we study for maths first, or spelling?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Aaargh! Francine! Get him off Pal!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Why?- He'll hurt him!

0:10:08 > 0:10:14- He will not! He won't hurt anyone. - Are you crazy?! He's vicious!

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- FRANCINE GASPS - He is not! They're playing!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20That's not how nice animals play.

0:10:20 > 0:10:25You wouldn't know a nice animal if it bit you on the leg!

0:10:25 > 0:10:30If my cat isn't welcome, then I'm not either. Goodbye.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32For good.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Bye.

0:10:34 > 0:10:39WHIMPERING He's probably just not hungry, Arthur.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44No, he's upset. Francine's stupid cat tried to kill him again.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Francine got a cat?- Yeah.

0:10:46 > 0:10:52They were rolling around, like something on a nature special.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54PAL WHIMPERS

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Pal's not upset. That's how animals play.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Everyone likes cats, but WE know how bad they are.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10A nice long walk will make you feel better.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Your dog's kidnapped my cat!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Your cat's bullying my dog!

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- Hey!- Arthur? Are you OK?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Hey!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Did he bite your ear? - No! It tickles!

0:11:56 > 0:12:01I knew you'd like him if you gave him a chance.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Yeah! He seems almost as smart as Pal!

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Almost?! He's smarter than any dog!

0:12:08 > 0:12:10No-one is smarter than Pal!

0:12:10 > 0:12:15- You haven't seen Mimo in action. - I don't have to!

0:12:15 > 0:12:21- Pal is the smartest dog on Earth. - Mimo's the smartest animal

0:12:21 > 0:12:26- on Earth and the moon and the universe!- Wrong! You are wrong!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Oh, yeah?- Yeah!

0:12:30 > 0:12:32# And I say, hey!

0:12:32 > 0:12:38# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:12:38 > 0:12:41# And get along with each other

0:12:41 > 0:12:43# You gotta listen to your heart

0:12:43 > 0:12:48# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:12:48 > 0:12:53# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:12:53 > 0:12:58# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:12:58 > 0:13:02# And I say, hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:13:02 > 0:13:07# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:13:07 > 0:13:11# What a wonderful kind of day! Hey! #