Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Fest

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:29 > 0:00:33#Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:08 > 0:01:11CH-BOOM-CH-CH-BOOM!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14What's that noise?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17DW!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20BOTH: What's that noise?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Oh, I bet I know what it is.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26CH-BOOM-CH-CH-BOOM!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- SNORING - No.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Rats! I was sure it was the dog's stomach.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37WHINES

0:01:38 > 0:01:40CH-BOOM-CH-CH-BOOM!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Mom, it's in the basement.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Ch-boom-ch-ch-boom!

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- What are you guys doing? - Ssh! It's our new music show.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55I'm a video... Ch-boom-ch!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58..and I'm almost over.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01That was Buster Jam with Hey What's For Dinner.

0:02:01 > 0:02:07- Our next video...- Hold it. That wasn't real music, he was going...

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ch-ch-ph-ph-ch!

0:02:09 > 0:02:15..with his mouth. That doesn't look like a TV and this camera's not on.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Dad's old camera doesn't work. - So, why are you doing this?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Why shouldn't we? - Because it's not real.

0:02:23 > 0:02:28- What's so great about being real? - You can like it when it's not real.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35You close your eyes and pretend and you can see cool videos.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38If this is a trick - I'm telling.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42No trick. Here they come - our big music videos.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46ROAR

0:02:49 > 0:02:52MUSIC STARTS

0:03:03 > 0:03:08# Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:03:08 > 0:03:12# Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:03:12 > 0:03:17# We've got everything you need Lots to do or you can sit and read

0:03:17 > 0:03:20# This explains how to make paper planes

0:03:20 > 0:03:24# This map can show you mountains and terrains

0:03:25 > 0:03:30# Fly to the moon or the ocean floor # Learn to tell a tiller from an oar

0:03:30 > 0:03:32# Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

0:03:32 > 0:03:36# Books on socks and books on doing card tricks

0:03:36 > 0:03:40# Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card... #

0:03:40 > 0:03:42That's right.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46# ..Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:03:46 > 0:03:49# Books on baseball, hockey and soccer

0:03:49 > 0:03:51# And how to build yourself a door knocker

0:03:51 > 0:03:54# I can stay here for hours

0:03:54 > 0:03:57# I like books with pictures of pretty flowers...

0:03:58 > 0:04:00# ..being crushed by a giant pterodactyl

0:04:00 > 0:04:03# Jules Verne, HG Wells and Ray Bradbury

0:04:03 > 0:04:07# You can take them home so you don't have to read them in a hurry

0:04:07 > 0:04:12# Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:04:12 > 0:04:17# Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:04:17 > 0:04:19# Having fun!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26# One day I went to the library

0:04:26 > 0:04:29# I found this book, it was great

0:04:29 > 0:04:32# It was so cool, I couldn't put it down

0:04:32 > 0:04:35# Even when it got pretty late

0:04:35 > 0:04:38# That night I had a scary dream

0:04:38 > 0:04:41# I mixed my own secret potion

0:04:41 > 0:04:46# Add dirt, sludge, eyes of flies and a tiny dab of suntan lotion

0:04:48 > 0:04:51# I started shaking, my legs were quaking

0:04:51 > 0:04:54# My stomach aching, my brain was breaking

0:04:55 > 0:04:59# Started turning green, feeling mean, it was like in that story

0:04:59 > 0:05:02# I was acting strange, deranged, it was allegory... #

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Allegory - a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09For example, good and evil.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14# ..Cos I was Jekyll, Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll

0:05:15 > 0:05:21# Jekyll, Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll

0:05:24 > 0:05:27# When I awoke, I was me again

0:05:27 > 0:05:29# I hid the book out of sight

0:05:29 > 0:05:32# It was so cool I couldn't keep away,

0:05:32 > 0:05:35# I took it out again that night

0:05:35 > 0:05:39# Then I dreamed we had this test in school

0:05:39 > 0:05:42# I gotta say it was weird

0:05:42 > 0:05:46# We had to give the answers in semaphore

0:05:46 > 0:05:49# And for extra credit grow a beard

0:05:49 > 0:05:51# I just couldn't take it

0:05:51 > 0:05:55# In one swift motion, I grabbed my potion

0:05:55 > 0:06:00# I said, "Mr Hyde has arrived", tossed my flags on the floor

0:06:00 > 0:06:04# Told the teach, "This is all a big bore!"

0:06:04 > 0:06:08# Ran down halls, wrote on walls, even stole second base

0:06:08 > 0:06:11# Super bad, sure was glad I wasn't wearing my face

0:06:11 > 0:06:16# Cos I was Jekyll, Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll

0:06:17 > 0:06:23# Jekyll, Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll

0:06:23 > 0:06:26# This was too much, I had to stop

0:06:26 > 0:06:28# I threw that potion away

0:06:28 > 0:06:32# But it didn't matter if I drank the stuff

0:06:32 > 0:06:35# I just kept changing anyway

0:06:36 > 0:06:41# Now, I was Jekyll, Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll

0:06:42 > 0:06:47# Jekyll, Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll... #

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Just when it seemed there was no way out,

0:06:52 > 0:06:55I saw the book was overdue.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00- The book lady said... - Are you returning?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I thought and I said...

0:07:04 > 0:07:06No!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Renewed! Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:17 > 0:07:21# My Dad's a chef You think that's great

0:07:21 > 0:07:24# Try to guess what's on your plate

0:07:24 > 0:07:27# He mixes things and then he bakes

0:07:27 > 0:07:30# Why can't he stick to chocolate cakes?

0:07:31 > 0:07:36# I want some ice cream Chocolate would be good

0:07:36 > 0:07:40# Ice cream that tastes Just like it should

0:07:40 > 0:07:43# Not broccoli, turkey or a lima bean

0:07:43 > 0:07:47# It's got to taste like ice cream

0:07:48 > 0:07:52# You have to try my latest treat

0:07:52 > 0:07:56# A jellied fish inside a beet... # ALL: YUCK!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59# ..Why should we eat the same old meals

0:07:59 > 0:08:02# Wait till you taste my garlic eels

0:08:02 > 0:08:05# There are so many things to make A custard soup or liver cake

0:08:05 > 0:08:09# Pie with prunes and squash or leftovers goulash?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12# Nothing brown and nothing soupy

0:08:12 > 0:08:15# Nothing slippery and nothing gloopy

0:08:15 > 0:08:19# Nothing mashed, nothing steamed

0:08:19 > 0:08:23# And nothing with eyes that smells or wiggles when you touch it

0:08:23 > 0:08:27# And nothing creamed! # This smells like fish!

0:08:27 > 0:08:32I can't stand fish, I can't believe this cookie smells like fish!

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- # There are many things to make... # - I want some ice cream!

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- #..A custard soup or liver cake... # - I can't stand fish!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45# ..A curry pie with prunes and squash

0:08:45 > 0:08:48# How about leftovers goulash? Hey!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51# Take a pot and add fish, mash and kidney hash

0:08:51 > 0:08:54# Add snails and catfish tails, brains and feet - can't wait to eat

0:08:54 > 0:08:57# Squid on toast and rhubarb roast

0:08:57 > 0:09:01# Some tofu with extra goo, leftover squash is called goulash. Hey! #

0:09:03 > 0:09:07BOTH: WE'RE NOT HUNGRY ANY MORE! Hey!

0:09:15 > 0:09:21- # Class, you really worked hard today... #- You can say that again.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26OK. # ..Class, you really worked hard today

0:09:28 > 0:09:32# Now that the school day is through

0:09:32 > 0:09:34# I've got something special for you... #

0:09:34 > 0:09:39- I hope it's ice cream. - # ..just a little homework tonight

0:09:39 > 0:09:45# Just a little homework tonight Just a little homework tonight

0:09:45 > 0:09:50# Just a little homework tonight, yeah

0:09:50 > 0:09:55# Read 19 chapters of history

0:09:55 > 0:09:59# List 63 adverbs alphabetically... #

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Neatness counts!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05# ..Chart the journey that Balboa took

0:10:05 > 0:10:09# Do the first thousand problems in your new math book

0:10:09 > 0:10:12# Just a little homework tonight... #

0:10:12 > 0:10:15That's a lot of homework!

0:10:15 > 0:10:19# ..Just a little homework tonight

0:10:19 > 0:10:22# Just a little homework tonight... #

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Buster! Pay attention.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28There's a quiz tomorrow.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31# ..I think I'm going to die

0:10:31 > 0:10:35# A little more homework tonight

0:10:35 > 0:10:39# Just a little homework A little homework

0:10:39 > 0:10:42# Just a little homework... #

0:10:43 > 0:10:48# Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:10:48 > 0:10:53# Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Paintings by Leonardo, Rembrandt and Picasso

0:10:55 > 0:10:58# Confidentially I'm reading Go Dog Go

0:10:58 > 0:11:02# There's a Giving Tree and Jumanji And Where The Wild Things Are

0:11:02 > 0:11:05# And a book on why you should not keep

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- # Your brother in a jar... # - Let me out!

0:11:10 > 0:11:14# ..All the thoughts and dreams of people throughout history

0:11:14 > 0:11:18# And all you need's this little card to borrow one for free... #

0:11:18 > 0:11:25YEAH! # ..Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:11:25 > 0:11:30# Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:11:30 > 0:11:35# There's story time and lessons on how to use computers

0:11:35 > 0:11:37# Puppet shows, movies - the cool things never end

0:11:37 > 0:11:40# Don't forget the Dewey Decimal System is your friend... #

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Who's Dewey?

0:11:42 > 0:11:47- # ..The Dewey Decimal System is your friend... #- Who's Dewey?

0:11:47 > 0:11:51One, two, three... # ..Having fun isn't hard

0:11:51 > 0:11:54# When you've got a library card

0:11:54 > 0:11:59# Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:11:59 > 0:12:03- # Having fun isn't... #- Who's Dewey? - #..got a library card

0:12:03 > 0:12:07# Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card

0:12:07 > 0:12:09# Having fun. #

0:12:09 > 0:12:12WHO IS DEWEY?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- BOTH: Ta-daa! - So, what did you think?

0:12:16 > 0:12:21- Good for two guys and a cardboard TV?- It was OK for the basement

0:12:21 > 0:12:23but it would never work on real TV.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29By the way, who's Dewey?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32# And I say, hey!

0:12:32 > 0:12:38# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:12:38 > 0:12:40# And get along with each other

0:12:40 > 0:12:43# You gotta listen to your heart

0:12:43 > 0:12:48# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:12:48 > 0:12:53# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:12:53 > 0:12:57# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:12:57 > 0:13:01# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day! #

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Subtitles by Kate Spence BBC Broadcast 2003