And Now Let's Talk to Some Kids

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh...

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Yee-ha!

0:01:13 > 0:01:17# There's a level and a rule

0:01:17 > 0:01:19# And keys for all the padlocks

0:01:19 > 0:01:25# Tools don't have to go to school They learn in the magic toolbox! #

0:01:25 > 0:01:30What do you think Sammy Screwdriver's REALLY like?

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- I like Newt the Nut.- I like the part where real kids talk.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37It's coming on, so be quiet!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Gravity makes us stick to the Earth.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Without it, we'd float away.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Gravity makes an apple hit you on the head.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I wonder how they choose these kids.

0:01:53 > 0:01:58- Their parents work on the show. - Imagine if they picked YOU!

0:01:58 > 0:02:04"My name is Arthur and my dog is named Pal. Blah, blah, blah!

0:02:04 > 0:02:08"Isn't that interesting?" Here's the audience watching Arthur.

0:02:13 > 0:02:18- Very funny, DW(!) - I always think snoring is funny.

0:02:18 > 0:02:23For this geography quiz, fill in all the country names in the world.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28As always, spelling counts.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Who can tell me where THIS is?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Earth?

0:02:35 > 0:02:39That's right. Very good. Cookies for everybody!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46I'm so sorry to interrupt a quiz...

0:02:48 > 0:02:50..but I have exciting news.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53The TV show, Magic Toolbox,

0:02:53 > 0:02:59is coming here to make a Let's Talk To Some Kids segment!

0:02:59 > 0:03:05Because Mr Ratburn's class is the hardest working, you've been chosen!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08EXCITED CHATTER

0:03:13 > 0:03:16I can't believe we're gonna be on TV!

0:03:16 > 0:03:21The camera won't be able to resist focusing on ME!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24They'll put me on the show for sure!

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Here's the new star of Magic Toolbox...

0:03:28 > 0:03:31FRANCINE FRENSKY!

0:03:32 > 0:03:36I'd better prepare for this. See ya!

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Think she'll get all the attention?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41TV shows need ACTION.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58I've gotta go, too. Bye!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01What would YOU do on TV?

0:04:01 > 0:04:07I won't even think about it. I'm working on a science project.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10I'm not thinking about it either.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Bye!

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Gravity is the only scientific principle

0:04:21 > 0:04:24that can hurt your backside.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?

0:04:28 > 0:04:33Time to get a new watch! Thank you! Thank you!

0:04:33 > 0:04:38- What are you doing?- Preparing for TV. Maybe I'll get my own show.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40YOU?!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Hey, DW!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Hey!- Ohhhh!- I knew it!

0:04:46 > 0:04:50I knew there were little people in the TV! MOM!

0:04:50 > 0:04:55- If I become famous, you can be on TV with me.- No, thanks.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58You'd try to make me look like a brat.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02BUSTER LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

0:05:04 > 0:05:07"There is no joy in Mudville..."

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Hi, guys.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14- Arthur says you're not gonna prepare anything.- No. I'm busy...

0:05:14 > 0:05:20- working on my science project about nanoseconds.- Oh, yawn!

0:05:20 > 0:05:27- This could be your big chance! - What would he do on TV? Think(?)

0:05:27 > 0:05:31# Every day When you're walking down the street

0:05:31 > 0:05:34# You stop and think... #

0:05:47 > 0:05:50I'm thinking about getting a puppy.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05That would be entertaining(!) ..I'm being sarcastic.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Being on TV isn't important to me.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14- The Brain really DOESN'T care.- This is the saddest thing I ever saw.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Including me not getting a puppy!

0:06:18 > 0:06:23We must help him realise that he's good at things he could do on TV.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Really?- Believe me. I know people.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Behind all that confidence, he's shy.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34You're good at a lot of cool stuff.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Basketball, baseball...

0:06:37 > 0:06:40that thing with all the numbers...

0:06:40 > 0:06:45Math? Yeah. You're good at lots of things.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48What's your point? (What...?)

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- I don't know!- I remember!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53There's plenty of stuff you can do on TV.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57I don't care. I tried everything!

0:06:57 > 0:07:02- There's no reason you shouldn't be confident.- I AM confident.

0:07:04 > 0:07:09- He's not. He just won't admit it. - It's OK if you're afraid.- I'm not!

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- See you tomorrow.- Poor guy!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17KNOCKING Francine?

0:07:17 > 0:07:22You don't want the boys to know you're afraid.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- I have ideas to help make you interesting.- Francine...

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Can you do any imitations? Frog? Cow?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Can you juggle? Or skate?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Skating's catchy. Very TV.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41I'm really busy with my science project.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45- But that isn't on TV! - It's important!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Goodbye!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50You could be Kazoo Boy!

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Goodbye!

0:08:01 > 0:08:06- He didn't want to be Kazoo Boy! - I offered him my best jokes.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Maybe he really DOESN'T care. - You don't understand!

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Which of these will photograph best?

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Muffy, please be seated.

0:08:17 > 0:08:23I'm just trying to project an effective media image.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27The crew will be talking about the solar system.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33- Tell me something about the solar system!- Me, too!

0:08:33 > 0:08:38Me, too! OK. There are nine planets.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46The solar system is really...

0:08:46 > 0:08:48BIG!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Even compared to me.

0:08:52 > 0:08:57Eh...all the planets are moving... around the sun.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00That's called...

0:09:00 > 0:09:01orbits!

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Phew!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Eh...

0:09:04 > 0:09:07A poem about the universe.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Twinkle, twinkle...

0:09:09 > 0:09:14little star... How I wonder what you are.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16The...universe is...

0:09:16 > 0:09:20so big... that nobody's ever seen it all.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23I think. ..Right?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27I know!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Eh...

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Francine, the... - I can't hear you! Speak up!

0:09:33 > 0:09:38Mars is called the red planet and the camera's right behind you!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Mars is my...

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Mars is my favourite planet.

0:09:44 > 0:09:50It is the fourth planet from the sun and it is red, my favourite colour.

0:09:50 > 0:09:57So it is my favourite planet, the planet red. I mean, Mars! ..Ohh!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00'I mean, Mars. ..Ohh!'

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Boy, we were better than I thought.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Everything I said was what Brain told me.- Me, too.

0:10:07 > 0:10:13- And The Brain never said anything. - Poor guy! He'll never be on TV.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18'Topping a lifetime of accomplishments...

0:10:18 > 0:10:22'Professor Brain perfected teleportation.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36'More later on the Professor Brain Network!'

0:10:36 > 0:10:41Didn't you once say Brain would never get on TV?

0:10:41 > 0:10:46- They've got a whole channel for him! - Channel-schmanel!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49He never got to be on The Magic Toolbox.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Wanna watch it?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Look, there's me!- That's Muffy!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Oh, yeah. And there's Buster Baxter.

0:11:03 > 0:11:09- Whatever happened to him? Remember the song?- Who could forget it?!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12# There's a level and a rule

0:11:12 > 0:11:15# And a key for all the padlocks

0:11:15 > 0:11:20# Tools don't have to go to school They learn in the magic toolbox! #

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Subtitles by Janice Hamilton BBC Scotland, 2001

0:11:25 > 0:11:28E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk