0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes Open up your ears
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59- # What a wonderful kind of day- - hey! - What a wonderful kind of day- - HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey...!- Oh...!
0:01:06 > 0:01:12- Hey, you guys, I'm doing a poll. - Her new thing. She saw it on TV.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17I feel children should seek out the opinions of elders they respect.
0:01:17 > 0:01:23- Come on, DW, you're bothering them. - If she respects us, we should help.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Name something you always wanted to do. Arthur first.
0:01:28 > 0:01:35- I wanna play a real piano concert. OK?- That it? That's not so exciting.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39It is if you sky-dive at the same time.
0:01:41 > 0:01:47I'D like to orbit Saturn, practise my drive to the net without gravity.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56What about you, big head kid? I'm taking a poll.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Is there anything you've always wanted to do?- Um... Yeah.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Hey, look out there!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Ah-h...
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- I always wanted to do that. - HE HUMS
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- ARGH!- Oops!- DW!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Duck!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28I found another duck! ..Wow! Look!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30This kinda looks like Francine.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- Which pile does it go in?- The first pile is big ones. Then small ones.
0:02:35 > 0:02:41Bird ones, ones that look like ducks and ones like people we know. ..DW!
0:02:41 > 0:02:47- I said you could have a chip when we were done.- NOW!- Wait 5 minutes!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- PLE-EASE?- NO!
0:02:50 > 0:02:55MO-OM! Arthur won't share and it's my house too, because I live here...
0:02:57 > 0:03:00There's no category for this.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- Put it down carefully. - MOM: Arthur, please come here.
0:03:05 > 0:03:12- Can't you let DW have one potato chip?- We will. I explained it to her.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17We're the Potato Chip Club. Before eating them, we must organise them.
0:03:17 > 0:03:22We'll share them with her when we're done.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28This is the most beautiful thing I've seen! I wanna keep it always.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36MOM: DW, the boys will give you a chip in five minutes.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41Let's call it Big Green, the Eighth Wonder Of The World.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Big Green is gone!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48BOTH: DW!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I know how to get her to confess.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I'm SO much smarter than Arthur.
0:03:55 > 0:04:01- I almost ate a green potato chip once.- You're lucky to be alive.
0:04:01 > 0:04:06- Green chips are poison, and there's no cure.- I know. After you eat one
0:04:06 > 0:04:09it's only a matter of time.
0:04:13 > 0:04:19I can't believe you ate a green chip. There are so many others to choose from.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- It was pretty.- Your shoes are pretty but you don't eat THEM.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26They're not salty and crunchy.
0:04:26 > 0:04:33- I was SURE DW would go screaming to Mom.- She probably didn't believe us.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Or maybe she didn't eat it. - Yeah. I guess Pal ate it.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- You'd better tell your mom. - I can't, she told me not to do it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48If these are my last days of life, I don't want Mommy mad at me.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53Hey! Maybe Arthur was fooling. Are the green ones REALLY poison?
0:04:53 > 0:04:59- I don't know anything you don't know. - Right. Gotta ask someone who'd know.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Hi, DW. That big kid's trying to swing up over the bar.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- He's cool.- Yeah, right.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- What do you guys know about green potato chips?- The poison ones?
0:05:14 > 0:05:19- Arthur's sister, what's that about green potato chips?- They're poison.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Wha-at?!
0:05:21 > 0:05:27- I ate a green one two days ago!- You have even less time left than I do.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Hey, who are you pushing?! ..Oh.
0:05:30 > 0:05:36- That's how you wanna spend the last moments of your life? Swinging?- No.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I'm trying to ride up over the bar.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43But your life is almost over. Soon this will be you.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47That's what Dad looks like when he sleeps.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Big head kid, this is like a tragedy. You've heard of death?
0:05:51 > 0:05:56From now on, I'll act like every day's my last day, cos it might be.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Serious, huh?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- How much string is that?- Five rolls.
0:06:05 > 0:06:11- Can't see it. SURE it's up there? - Something's holding the string up.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh, yeah, then we did it.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18This has to be the highest any kite ever flew.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21There's lots of things I wanna do.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28THEY LAUGH
0:06:46 > 0:06:52- Boy...- It's amazing what you can do in one day, if you try real hard.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57TV: # Magic Christmas! Magic Christmas! It's a bright... #
0:06:57 > 0:07:02DW, you're watching Christmas videos in May?!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I wanna make sure I get to see 'em.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10You're lucky you don't have a sister, Pal. They're all goofy.
0:07:10 > 0:07:18I listed my 3 biggest goals in life. Help me figure out how to do 'em.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Binky, read us your homework essay.
0:07:21 > 0:07:27I started to do my homework, then I got to thinking, "What's the point?
0:07:27 > 0:07:31"Will doing all this homework really help me?"
0:07:34 > 0:07:38These are some of the careers you can have when you grow up.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42What's a career I can succeed in, say, by my next birthday?
0:07:42 > 0:07:47Don't wanna spend the rest of my life watching the Tibbles eat paste.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I didn't eat any paste. Me neither.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58So, Mr Ratburn says you refuse to do homework any more, Binky.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03Mr Haney, sir, every minute of life is a precious gift.
0:08:03 > 0:08:09We live in a world full of beauty. Should we fritter away our lives
0:08:09 > 0:08:14and allow the wonders of this amazing gift to just pass us by?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Come with me, young man.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Mr Ratburn, this boy has the soul of a poet,
0:08:23 > 0:08:29and I, for one, do not appreciate you trying to crush his natural talents.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Binky? Binky Barnes?!
0:08:31 > 0:08:36This budding Walt Whitman's inspired me to follow my lifelong dream.
0:08:36 > 0:08:42To climb Mount Everest. I won't be "a life fritterer-awayer". Thank you!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46See you, Herb!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I realise these are your life's goals,
0:08:48 > 0:08:53but you just can't take a bite out of the sun. It's hotter than pizza.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- You'd melt.- Rats!
0:08:56 > 0:09:00And you can't drink a whole ocean. Saltwater would make you sick.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03That only leaves me one goal.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19There's something very strange going on.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24DW used this game and put everything back.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- And she kissed me goodnight.- Eerie.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Not as eerie as this.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32An invitation to a ballet recital...
0:09:32 > 0:09:35ALL: Starring Binky Barnes?!
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- D'you think it's...?- Don't say, "space aliens".- Hey, look!
0:09:40 > 0:09:47- You ever really looked at a leaf? - I did it yesterday for 5 hours.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Nature sure is amazing!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54I wanted to personally invite you to my ballet recital,
0:09:54 > 0:09:59- because you inspired me to follow my dream.- DW inspiring Binky?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Arthur, I'm afraid. - This is just weird.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08This is what I'm wearing to the big head kid's recital today.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Very nice, DW.- I may never get another chance to wear it.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Arthur! NO-O-O!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Hey! Mom! DW swiped my chip.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I saved his life. It was GREEN.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30- The green ones are poison! - ..They're NOT poison.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35- That's just what everyone says for fun.- They're NOT poison?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39You DID eat my big green chip! And you thought you were poisoned.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43That's why you were acting so weird. So...
0:10:43 > 0:10:50- Nice!- I told you you should've told your mom right away.- You did NOT!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54PIANO PLAYS SOFTLY
0:10:56 > 0:11:02- This IS for real. - He's really doing it.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07Oh... You should watch from the audience. It'll look better.
0:11:07 > 0:11:13- I have something to tell you about green potato chips.- ..Huh?!
0:11:15 > 0:11:20- Why aren't you on stage? - I'm done. It was a big joke.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Didn't you get it? I mean, me, ballet?
0:11:24 > 0:11:29- Too bad. You were the best part. - Really?- YEAH.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Excuse me. I have to catch a swan.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39CHEERS AND WHOOPS
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I'm glad this all worked out.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50- But, remember, DW, you don't have to worry alone.- I know. Nadine told me.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Hey! Arthur's sister!
0:11:54 > 0:11:58If not for you, I never would've done this. I liked it. Thanks.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Don't thank me, big head kid, thank green potato chips!
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- My name is Binky.- Mine's DW.
0:12:06 > 0:12:13Next, I'm gonna make up my own ballet, Robotman In The Junkyard!
0:12:13 > 0:12:18- I will never figure out how those two became friends.- (Space aliens.)
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Hey! Don't blame us!
0:12:21 > 0:12:25We're just ballet fans!
0:12:32 > 0:12:37You bit the sandwich, then saw half a worm in the part you hadn't eaten?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Uh-huh.- And then what did you do?
0:12:39 > 0:12:44- ALL: SPIT IT OUT! Go to the emergency room.- Deworm!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Ate the rest?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Ohhh, that's gross!
0:12:52 > 0:12:58Boys sure do the most embarrassing things. Let's watch a re-enactment.
0:12:58 > 0:13:03Weird. We hate being embarrassed, but it's OK if it's someone else.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- Sort of.- If I were him, I'd wear a bag over my head for life.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12How can he tell everybody he did that...on TV?!
0:13:12 > 0:13:16I wonder what kind of sandwich it was.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21TURN IT OFF! There's 10 embarrassing minutes left!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Arthur!- Shhh!
0:13:29 > 0:13:35You Do The Most Embarrassing Things is doing a live show at Wonderworld.
0:13:35 > 0:13:41- We wrote in for tickets.- Can I come? Never seen TV before it's TV before.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Come on! Whenever I take you to something, you act like such a kid!
0:13:46 > 0:13:51- ..And it's SO embarrassing! - Uh-uh. Name just one time.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Hmm...
0:13:57 > 0:14:00DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:05 > 0:14:08SLURPING
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Shh! DW, just watch the movie!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Hmm!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18..Hey! DW, no!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Uh...sorry, sir.
0:14:24 > 0:14:30That was last winter. I was a little kid. Name something not so long ago.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34You thought you were gonna die from eating a green potato chip.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40- You promised you wouldn't talk about that any more.- Don't tease DW.
0:14:40 > 0:14:46I don't do embarrassing kid's stuff any more. If I prove it, can I go?
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Yeah, sure. But I know there's no way you can prove that.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Just watch me.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59SQUEAKING
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Well, DW, you're failing so far.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07That's what YOU think! (Thin, kinda fat, very thin, medium...)
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Wow! That's DEFINITELY not for little kids!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Getting that doesn't prove you're grown-up. You can't read it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:22- Mom and Dad can read it to me at bedtime. I like the topic.- Which is?
0:15:23 > 0:15:28- Macro economics.- ..I love that.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28What is it again?
0:15:28 > 0:15:33- Mint chocolate chip, please.- I want Rocky Road with extra cookie pieces.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38- ..I mean... I want something vegetarian.- OK, sweetie.
0:15:38 > 0:15:45I heard the cutest thing about you, DW. Hope you're feeling better now.
0:15:47 > 0:15:53- Do adults always say weird things to you when you become grown-up?- Um...
0:15:56 > 0:16:02- Only when you're trying to act like something that you're not.- DW!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Hope you're feeling better now.
0:16:04 > 0:16:10- Take care of yourself. Wouldn't wanna lose you.- They're doing it again.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15- What's...? - "Ooh, I ate a green potato chip"(!)
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I'm dying! I'm dying!
0:16:17 > 0:16:22Better take care of yourself, DW. We wouldn't wanna lose you.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25THEY LAUGH
0:16:26 > 0:16:30..You! YOU did this!
0:16:30 > 0:16:35- What?- You told them about the potato chip, so they'd think I was a baby,
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- and you wouldn't have to take me to the TV show.- I didn't!
0:16:40 > 0:16:45Then...you told your friends and THEY told everybody, and...
0:16:45 > 0:16:50No way! Go ask 'em and see. They don't even know about it.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Oh, hi, DW, would you like a chip?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56We threw out all the POISON ones.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I SWEAR I didn't tell them.
0:17:01 > 0:17:07I'm gonna get proof and tell Mom and Dad, then you'll have to take me!
0:17:09 > 0:17:13TV: 'The Bionic Bunny Show!'
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Hmm, suspicious. They're using the TV to drown out their voices.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- 'Hello, DW!'- VERY suspicious!
0:17:21 > 0:17:25THEY MAKE PLANE NOISES
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Hello, DW.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Very, VERY suspicious!
0:17:44 > 0:17:49Very, very, VERY suspicious!
0:17:49 > 0:17:54Their faces are turned away, so I can't read their lips. Wait...
0:17:54 > 0:18:01- He-llo, D-W.- I need more sophisticated-ed equipment.
0:18:03 > 0:18:09- (I need a number for the nearest lie detector store.)- DW! You're famous!
0:18:09 > 0:18:14Look, you're in Buster's mom's "Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella" column.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17I can't read. What's it say?
0:18:17 > 0:18:22"A story that's put a smile on my face for the past few days
0:18:22 > 0:18:27"involves a little girl who thought that green potato chips were fatal.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32"5-year-old Dora Winifred Reid eagerly gobbled up a chip one day,
0:18:32 > 0:18:38"to be informed by brother Arthur that green chips were deadly."
0:18:38 > 0:18:43President DW, in your past term, you ended poverty and war
0:18:43 > 0:18:48- and outlawed older brothers who break their promises.- Hooray!
0:18:48 > 0:18:54But, Miss President, I have one question. Like a potato chip?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57ALL LAUGH
0:18:57 > 0:19:03You've gotta help me stop this or I'll never live it down.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05But, DW, I have things to do.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08'I won't help you.'
0:19:10 > 0:19:13'OK, I'll help you.'
0:19:15 > 0:19:18OK, DW, I'll help you.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39That was the last trip, right?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43PLEASE say that was the last trip.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Hey!
0:19:45 > 0:19:50- Hey, what're you doing?!- We got a bunch of calls for a redelivery.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54I guess some dog ate everybody's paper.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59It's hopeless! I can never show my face again!
0:19:59 > 0:20:03You won't even admit you did it!
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Like the times you stole my Crazy Bus CD and my snowball.
0:20:07 > 0:20:13- You KNOW Mom and Dad took that CD! - So you admit you took my snowball.
0:20:13 > 0:20:18..green chip was going to kill her. It was just so funny.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22You know how dramatic DW is. Wouldn't be surprised if she drew up a will.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25When Bitzy asked if she could put it in her column, I couldn't say no.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I've cleaned out nearly every newsstand.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32Of course I'm sending it to all the relatives! Grandma Thora, Lucy,
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Aunt Jessica, Cousin Hortense, Hortense's step-brother Tyler,
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- Jim, Daniel, Nicky, Michelle...- MOM!
0:20:41 > 0:20:46- What, honey?- It's you. YOU told everybody about the green chip.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49My own mom is trying to ruin me.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise it embarrassed you.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59- If you don't want me to, I'll never repeat that story again.- Promise?- Mm.
0:20:59 > 0:21:05Sorry I blamed you. I'm miserable. Everybody's laughing at me.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10- Would it make you feel better to come to the show?- Well, I guess...
0:21:10 > 0:21:15That worked out happily. Arthur, take these to the recycling centre.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Awww!
0:21:22 > 0:21:28- DW! You said you wouldn't embarrass me.- I have to lay low till college.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30You know, it's not that big a deal.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35- Everybody's mom embarrasses them. - Mom called me Booboo at home.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40Then once she said it at school and everybody teased me about it.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Then they forgot.- Hi, Booboo!- Oh.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47'Yes, it's true. She thought green potato chips were fatal.'
0:21:47 > 0:21:52D'you hear that? Tell me I'm dreaming! What am I gonna do?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Run away! Join the circus.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58My mom knows a good plastic surgeon.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03- So, please, don't mention it to her. - You promised!- DW, wait!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06WAIT!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09SHE SOBS
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- Are you OK, sir?- ..Oh, Binky!
0:22:13 > 0:22:18DW! Wow! I thought you were a real football player in a dress!
0:22:18 > 0:22:23Binky, you're the only one who's been as close to death as me.
0:22:23 > 0:22:28- What d'you do if someone does something you don't like?- Stare,
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- and then they stop doing whatever they're doing.- DW!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Oh, DW, I'm sorry.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39- You think cos I'm a kid you don't need to keep a promise to me.- No.
0:22:39 > 0:22:45- Mrs MacGrady asked about the article. - Someone asks and the promise is off?
0:22:45 > 0:22:50- I don't think that's how it works. - No, you're right. But people'll ask.
0:22:50 > 0:22:55- Can we figure out something that won't embarrass you?- The paper lied?
0:22:55 > 0:23:00I could say I can't discuss it cos I wanna respect my daughter's feelings.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05Hmm... OK. At least now I can relax and enjoy the show.
0:23:06 > 0:23:12Welcome, folks, to You Do The Most Embarrassing Things!
0:23:12 > 0:23:19First, a kid who ate a green potato chip and thought it was deadly.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Binky Barnes!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I thought I was gonna die!
0:23:31 > 0:23:37And now the members of the Boy Ballet will dance a re-enactment
0:23:37 > 0:23:39of Binky's embarrassing experience
0:23:39 > 0:23:44in their new ballet, Don't Eat The Green Ones!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:23:55 > 0:24:00# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- # And get along with each other - Hey!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- # What a wonderful kind of day - Hey!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- # What a wonderful kind of day - Hey! #