0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Lakewood Elementary -
0:01:11 > 0:01:14peaceful, safe, happy...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18..carefree.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24CACKLES Try again!
0:01:24 > 0:01:30This shuddersome school is the scene of desperate and dastardly deeds.
0:01:32 > 0:01:38Only a detective of the keenest abilities could solve this dilemma.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- A detective such as...- Wait!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55This is all wrong! Try it again, pal.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11There was trouble going on - big trouble -
0:02:11 > 0:02:16and big trouble needs a guy with big nerves to take care of it.
0:02:18 > 0:02:24- That's me - private eye in the City Of The Strawberries.- Please(!)
0:02:25 > 0:02:31- You don't know the first thing about detecting.- I know more than that!
0:02:31 > 0:02:36- Do you know the eighth thing? I bet you don't.- We'll find out, won't we?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I guess so.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10JOLLY POP SONG PLAYS ON RADIO
0:03:12 > 0:03:15This is the best song ever!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18The radio station should play it all day!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22We've got to find out what it's called.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29You'll definitely make the team.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38I never knew I had such talented feet.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41The end. Now we can hear the name!
0:03:41 > 0:03:46'Our most requested song today. The surprisingly popular...!'
0:03:46 > 0:03:50ALL: Aw! Was that a kick or was that a kick?!
0:03:50 > 0:03:56- Now we'll never find out the name! - The group is Finnish - call the UN!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Binky, I want to talk to you!
0:03:59 > 0:04:03You may think chalk writing is not graffiti,
0:04:03 > 0:04:07but it IS - as sure as if it was carved in stone.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11But I didn't do any graffiti-ing, Mr Morris.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16If I see any more, you'll spend recess with a scrub brush.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24That's not chalk, is it?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I'll get the brush.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Thanks a lot for helping, guys. I never washed a wall before.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38- Don't do this again!- I didn't do it this time or the last time,
0:04:38 > 0:04:43- or the next time.- Why would someone write your name everywhere?
0:04:43 > 0:04:49- Mysterious!- Like in mystery. We need someone to solve this problem.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I know who to ask. Come on!
0:04:53 > 0:04:58Why didn't she ask YOU? You solved the missing quarters mystery.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02And why are we the only ones scrubbing?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Hey!
0:05:05 > 0:05:10- This mysterious graffiti has been left twice.- And it wasn't me!
0:05:10 > 0:05:15A person who wrote graffiti using his own name wouldn't be smart.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- Yeah!- Yeah...- It WASN'T me!
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Ask Buster - he's the REAL detective.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27What?! Fern found my bracelet.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32Real detectives find money. Girl detectives find jewellery!
0:05:32 > 0:05:38There's one Nancy Drew but two Hardy boys cos they can't do the work.
0:05:38 > 0:05:44Nancy Drew gets criminals to confess by wearing attractive pastels.
0:05:44 > 0:05:50Please! Girls are good at details! Boys just bully people.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Oh, yeah?! - ALL: Yeah!
0:05:52 > 0:05:58Wait! I say they work together. That way we've got one of each!
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- I think we should question Mr Morris first.- OK.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Who put YOU in charge?!- Nobody.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Do you...? Ahem!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21I'm the more experienced investigator!
0:06:21 > 0:06:25I already found the first piece of evidence -
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Pink chalk used by the graffiti...ist.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Aha!
0:06:31 > 0:06:36First rule of detecting, Buster - never sit on your evidence.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43You left that area unattended while you got Binky?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46It was only for a minute.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'll take over the Q and A.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54OK, put me wise.
0:06:54 > 0:07:00- SAME TUNE PLAYS FROM RADIO - That song!- I must get back to work.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08- Phoo-ee!- You distracted our witness! And what is that get-up?!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Don't blow a fuse. What's next?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Listen, Pinky Crooker. Evidence is a wet smack.
0:07:22 > 0:07:28- All you're going to do is win the porcelain hairnet.- I'm sorry?
0:07:28 > 0:07:33Slobber me a bibful of goulash or Binky will clutch the gummy.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37If you wanna know tomorrow's menu, it's in the canteen.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Mm-hm. Uh-huh.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Very interesting.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Can we move on?
0:07:50 > 0:07:55Hey! What do you know about the shenanigag on Binky?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Just when I thought you couldn't get any stranger.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03It seems Binky's taking a pancake fall.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Oh, will you please speak English?!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Nobody seems to know anything. I think that's very odd.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14YOU'RE the one who's odd!
0:08:14 > 0:08:19Maybe Binky DID do it and he's using you to hide the truth!
0:08:28 > 0:08:34- Were you spying on me?- Hardly. I do my best work at high altitudes.
0:08:37 > 0:08:43- What have you found out?- I've nearly solved it. Fern thinks it's you.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48I do not! It's so obvious it's you that it's obviously NOT you.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I'd better see results soon.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55I'm so nervous about this, I can't even kick the ball right.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04OK, Binky wants us to make the ripple.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Huh? ..We need solutions.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- I have one possible idea. - I have one, too.
0:09:12 > 0:09:18- What's yours?- You first.- No, you.- I bet you don't have an idea.- I do so!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- What is it?- What's yours?- You first!
0:09:21 > 0:09:26Oh! ..Go tell Mr Morris...
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- unless it's a BAD idea.- I'll tell him MY idea if you tell him YOURS.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Deal.- Deal.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Well, here's my idea.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41It was tough, it was dangerous, but I have the solution!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Binky has an evil twin!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49He's out to ruin your life so he can take over your identity!
0:09:53 > 0:09:58Whoa! An evil twin! I wonder where he lives.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01My theory is a bit more reasonable.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08A rival school is doing this to get Binky in trouble
0:10:08 > 0:10:12so he won't make the soccer team. That's possible.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17I'll make sure no troublemakers get on the school grounds.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22What a relief! Now that evil twin will get in trouble and not me!
0:10:22 > 0:10:27An evil twin? ..Oh, brother! You sure showed him!
0:10:27 > 0:10:32A rival soccer team. Oh, brother! You sure showed her!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34BOTH: Uh, yeah...
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Buster...- I want to... - < I saw nothing today.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45No soccer players, no evil twins, no...
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh, oh!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58That darned evil twin!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Some detectives WE are(!)
0:11:01 > 0:11:04We let our client go up the river.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Here.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Mustard yellow paint. Looks acrylic.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- Mr Deery! The hardware store. - He'll know who bought it!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22I've never seen this colour before. I don't sell it here.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26That was our last chance. We've failed Binky.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30SAME SONG PLAYS
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- Hey, it's that song!- How can you think of music at a time like this?!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Ah, that's it!
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Binky, this is the last straw!
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Look, Binky is the name of that new group.
0:11:50 > 0:11:57I told my staff to go around stirring up interest in this new band named Binky.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01They went a little too far. Start cleaning.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05To make up for it, free copies for everyone!
0:12:05 > 0:12:09There are 32 songs. Which is the one we like?
0:12:09 > 0:12:14- Goodbye Baxter Norland.- No, I think it's Snowy, Snowy, Slushy, Slushy.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Good work, Detective. - You, too, Detective.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22SONG PLAYS
0:12:22 > 0:12:27Give it up, Skeezix, I'm in Nadaville!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35- If there's one thing everyone's talking about, it's Binky.- Hi!
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Not THAT Binky... THIS Binky.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Their song went straight to number one in two hours!
0:12:43 > 0:12:47BINKY SONG PLAYS For the 47th time today...Binky!
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Whatever happened to category Crazy Bus?
0:13:01 > 0:13:06We can't get enough of Binky. No, not THAT Binky!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08There's all the Binky stuff -
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Binky shirts, Binky hats,
0:13:10 > 0:13:13not to mention the Binky breadmaker.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Mmm, Binky bread!
0:13:16 > 0:13:22And going on sale tomorrow, Binky tickets for a Binky concert!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25ALL: Binky in concert? ..Yeah!
0:13:33 > 0:13:38We're here with Binky's manager - Svern Smith!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41There are many Binky products.
0:13:41 > 0:13:48Binky don't want their name overused. They worry about it a lot.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I want 200,000 in stores tomorrow.
0:13:52 > 0:13:59Binky have been mysterious figures who have never been interviewed!
0:13:59 > 0:14:04That will all change at the show when we make a special announcement.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08You must be there to hear it, so get your tickets now!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Now, no-o-ow!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Please.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18PA SYSTEM: 'Tickets for Binky will go on sale in six hours.'
0:14:38 > 0:14:42We're pretty far down. I hope we get tickets.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46We HAVE to to hear the big announcement.
0:14:46 > 0:14:51- My sister cast astrological charts for the band and each of us.- Why?
0:14:51 > 0:14:58To know where to sit - we must avoid seats ending in K, O or LL.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Where's Arthur?! His mom was to drop him off here.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Hmm.
0:15:04 > 0:15:11The purple patent leather high tops or the cherry checked moccasins?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oh!
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Where IS Arthur? He'll never get tickets at this rate.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22How can he be late? This is the most important event of this century.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27Arthur has Neptune in Capricorn. He's doomed Binky-wise.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32There's a line. I knew it!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Aw!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Our seats are in row 42A. Where are yours?
0:15:47 > 0:15:53- 739XXX. - Do you own a pair of binoculars?
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Wow, look! Wouldn't it be great to meet Binky?
0:15:58 > 0:16:04- No-one famous would talk to us. - No, but they'd talk to our parents.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06We'd be right there.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Binky interview!
0:16:23 > 0:16:28My priceless sapphire necklace! How could I let it fall in the trash?!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31HORN HONKS Do you hear something?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Found it!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Binky garbage!
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Looks like you owe an additional £1 billion.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Aw! We'll never be able to pay it all!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52What about my autograph?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Binky taxes. Yuk!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Let's go talk to our parents, quick!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03My seats are terrible, my friends will all meet Binky,
0:17:03 > 0:17:06and Mom will scare them away!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08So when do you meet Binky?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12My mom said Binky's not hard news.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15My dad just laughed.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Face it - we won't meet them.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- Bands pull fans from the audience to dance with them.- Really?
0:17:22 > 0:17:27By the time YOU got to the stage the concert would be over!
0:17:34 > 0:17:39We're here with Arthur who has the worst seat of any concert ever!
0:17:39 > 0:17:45Wait! I've just been told you were chosen to dance with Binky! Go!
0:17:52 > 0:17:57- Where's Binky?- The concert ended three years ago, Arthur.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01We're in the sixth grade now. We saved all your homework.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Want to help me with a job tomorrow?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11We have to get to the concert early.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Who knows how long it'll take to get to row 739XXX.
0:18:15 > 0:18:21This won't take long. I'm catering dinner for the crew at a concert.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Hey, wait. It's at the civic auditorium, too.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29The Binky concert? You're feeding Binky?!
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- We'll be backstage.- I told their manager my son was a fan.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37He said you could be the first kid to see Binky.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I'm going to meet Binky!
0:18:42 > 0:18:47This is Arthur Reid. The very special first boy to meet Binky!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Hi!
0:18:50 > 0:18:56Well, I can tell you're the most interesting of our fans. Come!
0:18:56 > 0:19:01THEIR RECORD PLAYS
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- BEEPING - Oh, no, he fainted!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10We're going to crash!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- We're out of control! - I'll save you!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Arthur. - You saved our lives.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31You're like the brother we never had. Come luge with us!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36ALL: Wheeh!
0:19:38 > 0:19:44- You can bring your friends, too. - Really? Dad, that's great!
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Wait until I tell them!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Yes, a bunch of kids.
0:19:51 > 0:19:56We'd invite you along, but you wouldn't all fit in our limo.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Here's some Binky frozen veg!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Mmm. Turnips!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Wait, what about luge?
0:20:10 > 0:20:14I think everyone may be busy before the concert,
0:20:14 > 0:20:19and, er, Francine is allergic to curtains.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24One more day till the concert!
0:20:24 > 0:20:29If my mum agrees to interview Binky, I'll bring you!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Friends have to stick together.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Oh, thanks, Buster.
0:20:36 > 0:20:42The radio station sent me tickets to make up for getting me in trouble.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Since your seats are bad, you can sit with us.
0:20:45 > 0:20:51- Really? Gee, thanks, Binky. - I know you'd do the same.
0:20:51 > 0:20:56Um, you know, Binky, what if you could meet...?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Binky, Binky. Binky, Binky.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh, and the kid with glasses.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Your name is Binky? Come with us!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Move over, please.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Sorry - no more room!
0:21:13 > 0:21:16'How do you feel about luge?'
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Aw!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I've gotta go - see you!
0:21:24 > 0:21:29BINKY SONG PLAYS
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Can you throw these away for me?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Hi!
0:21:50 > 0:21:56This is Winston and Svern. Arthur's excited about seeing the group.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59We'll have them set up in 15 minutes.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15- What's wrong?- This would be more fun if my friends were here.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20- You'll meet Binky soon.- That would be more fun with them, too.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- I don't see Arthur anywhere. - Here I am!
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- My dad's working here - we can all meet Binky.- Yeah!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Binky is ready!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39ALL: Wow! Binky!
0:22:39 > 0:22:43I'm Arthur Reid and these are my friends!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47ALL: Whoa!
0:22:47 > 0:22:53It's OK. Binky isn't real. That's our big announcement. They're holograms.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57I create the image on my Troglodyte 5000.
0:22:57 > 0:23:03I feed voices into the most advanced synthesizer known to man.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07We combine the music and images and...!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24I thought it was a trash can!
0:23:24 > 0:23:29Phew! As long as it wasn't an I/O operator or an angry salad.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Actually...it was a banana.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Binky sure wasn't what I expected.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39I'd rather have real friends than them.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43It's better not to know anything about celebrities.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47SVERN: Here they are...Binky!
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Subtitles by BBC, 2001
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Email us at: subtitling@bbc.co.uk