0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walkin' down the street
0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:12# And I say, hey
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Hey, what a wonderful kind of day
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# You can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes Open up your ears
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# It's a simple message
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48# And I say, hey Hey, what a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# You can learn to work and play
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# Hey, what a wonderful kind of day
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Hey, what a wonderful kind of day
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# Hey! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey...! DW...!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hey!- Wo-oh!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11What if all the great scientists and explorers
0:01:11 > 0:01:14had to do everything their parents said?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Like Galileo...
0:01:18 > 0:01:21But father, it's only eight o'clock!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Can't I discover one more moon of Jupiter?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Before you know it, it's the whole Milky Way!
0:01:29 > 0:01:35You've got the entire renaissance to discover the moons of Jupiter!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Now, into your jammies, please!- Oh!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- 'What about Sir Isaac Newton?' - Ow!- Stop moping around!
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Do you expect ideas to fall from the sky?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51If everyone did what their parents said,
0:01:51 > 0:01:55it could stop the course of discovery!
0:01:55 > 0:02:00I doubt Sir Isaac Newton ever tried to make a bacon-flavoured shape
0:02:00 > 0:02:05- with his father's good cooking equipment! Clean it up.- Oh...!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Arthur's Treasure Hunt!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Watch this!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20My turn!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Wow! Good one, Francine! - That's nothing - watch this!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Woops!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32That's OK, Binky! You need a smaller rock with a flat surface
0:02:32 > 0:02:36to deflect water down and gain a net upward force...
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Thanks, Buster. Watch this! - A-agh...!- What's the matter?
0:02:43 > 0:02:48- I just found that. - What is it?- A chipped rock?
0:02:48 > 0:02:53- It's an arrowhead!- Wow!- Oh! Really? Where did you get it?
0:02:53 > 0:02:59- It was buried right behind my building!- I wonder who buried it.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03No-one! Prehistoric tribes lived all over this area.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Rain washed dirt over their tools.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11- There could be arrowheads buried in our own yards?- Almost certainly.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14All you have to do is dig!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- CLANKING - Cool! A helmet!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34HE COUGHS
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- ECHOING:- Wow!
0:03:43 > 0:03:48I'm not worried about ancient ruins, it's the modern ones I don't want!
0:03:48 > 0:03:53But we're supposed to meet later and show what we've found!
0:03:53 > 0:03:59- SHE SIGHS - I'll be careful...really! ..Please?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01OK. I have to do some errands.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04You can only dig behind the garage -
0:04:04 > 0:04:08I don't want an excavation site for a yard!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11All right! Thanks, Mom!
0:04:15 > 0:04:21- What are you burying - your report card?- I'm digging for treasure!
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- What kind?- Pennies, arrowheads and civilisations and stuff.
0:04:26 > 0:04:32- Hey, look at that! It's alive! - Watch it! Careful, DW!
0:04:32 > 0:04:39It's a root! The Tibbles are too old for that gag and they're only four!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- I knew you were faking!- Sure.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46You wanna trade your tiny dimes for a shiny penny?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Imagine thinking that wood was a snake!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- CLANK - What's this?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Digestive biscuits? - What's digestive?
0:05:00 > 0:05:07- Like Readers' Digest.- Dumb flavour! - There's gotta be something decent!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I found something!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Wow! It might belong to a sabre-toothed tiger,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- or a T-Rex or...- Pal!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- This bone belongs to Pal, Arthur! - Huh?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25SQUEAKING
0:05:28 > 0:05:33I bet everyone else has found lots of stuff by now!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Ah! Ah!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Too small! Dah!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54HUMMING
0:05:54 > 0:05:56SQUEAK
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Drat!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08There's nothing here...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10BARKING
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Arthur!
0:06:15 > 0:06:21- You know you're not supposed to dig in the yard!- I'm gonna watch Pal!
0:06:21 > 0:06:26It's not very big and not very neat either... Maybe I could just fix it.
0:06:26 > 0:06:32You're not fixing it - you're making it bigger! Mom's gonna plot!
0:06:32 > 0:06:38DW, I'm just digging a little. Just till I find the stuff that's hidden.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Like what stuff?- Like...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I don't know!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Like...
0:06:44 > 0:06:45CLANK
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Wow...! Cool...!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Looks like nobody's been here for a while.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15It's huge!
0:07:21 > 0:07:26This is it! It might be some ancient temple or it might be a trap.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Only one way to find out.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Oh, my gosh!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39MUNCHING
0:07:39 > 0:07:44Arthur, what were you doing in my closet? You want half a sandwich?
0:07:45 > 0:07:50- Secret passages?- There's probably old tunnels that go everywhere!
0:07:50 > 0:07:54It's worth a try and it's not just for me.
0:07:59 > 0:08:05- Oh, no!- What is it, honey?- I forgot charcoal and the stores are closed.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09I guess we'll just have to cancel the barbecue!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13No, we don't! I'll be right back!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25With tax, that's... Let's see...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27There!
0:08:31 > 0:08:36Honey, I think these are the best hot dogs you've ever cooked.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Thanks to Arthur's secret passage!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42It's a good thing you didn't listen to me!
0:08:44 > 0:08:49It's a good thing you didn't listen to me? Mom's gonna say that?
0:08:49 > 0:08:56She might. Anyway, we won't find a secret passage if we don't look!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- But Mom said...- OK, you're right.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03If you wanna be a barbecue-wrecker, we'll play behind the garage!
0:09:03 > 0:09:09Let's go find more tin cans - much better than a secret passageway!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Well... Maybe you could dig just a little.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Nothing! We must have the most boring back yard in history!
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- Maybe we're looking in the wrong places.- But I looked every...
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Wait a second! Who says we have to stay in the back yard?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- That's not what I... - There he is! Hi, Arthur!
0:09:48 > 0:09:53- We were waiting for you. - You must have found something big.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Well...not yet. - Really? We all found great stuff!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- What? A metal detector?- No... These!
0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Pennies?- Not mint but they're over 30 years old!
0:10:06 > 0:10:12- They had coins then?- The first coins were made thousands of years ago!
0:10:12 > 0:10:17I found something much cooler - I think it looks like an iguana.
0:10:17 > 0:10:23- I'm calling it Enguan!- You gave a name to a root?- I name all my roots.
0:10:23 > 0:10:29- Look what I found! It's still in good shape.- Not as good as this.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33It has a price tag! You didn't find it!
0:10:33 > 0:10:38I didn't say I did - I bought it! But jewels DO come out the ground.
0:10:38 > 0:10:44- What did you find, Arthur?- Roots and rocks but I didn't give them names.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- And this...!- Cool...! Ooh...!
0:10:47 > 0:10:54- That's cool?- It's old, that's for sure!- I'd say it's over 40 years old.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58That's how old my mom is! That's ancient!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Look at this! - Did I find something else cool?
0:11:03 > 0:11:08- You're lucky! Your mom let you dig up the whole yard!- Oh, no!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Did I do all that?- Yes, I told you!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- What'll I do?- You're in big trouble.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Maybe we can get it back to normal.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28We did it!
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- Arthur! What happened?- There were these giant earthworms, Mrs Reid...
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- They went crazy but we tried to stop them.- Actually, it was chipmunks...
0:11:40 > 0:11:45- Chipmunks don't burrow! Moles, however, are known...- Thanks, guys.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48But...it was my fault.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52I guess I got carried away. Sorry, Mom.
0:11:52 > 0:11:59After I specifically told you not to. I'm disappointed in you, Arthur.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06- Wanna go to the pond after school? - I've got something cooler to do.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Look what I found yesterday!
0:12:09 > 0:12:15- A harmonica! Where did you find it? - The garage! There's lots of stuff.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Sometimes, treasure can be anything.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24- In other words, you're grounded and you have to clean the garage.- Yeah.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29- Well, you can come to the pond next week.- Better make it the week after.
0:12:38 > 0:12:44Wow! This fair is so cool! It's just like being in the Middle Ages!
0:12:44 > 0:12:50Remember to take notes - they'll be useful when we compete in the games.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55Get your haggis here! Fresh haggis, two for a dollar!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Haggis, two for a dollar...
0:12:58 > 0:13:00What's haggis?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05There it is - the Golden Griffin!
0:13:05 > 0:13:11The award given to the class with the best knowledge of medieval history.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14He sure wants to win that Golden Griffin!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17We came so close last year.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22If we all try our hardest, I'm sure this is the year we finally win.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I bet we can win!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29No class on earth works as hard as we do.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33THEY CHANT: Glenbrook, Glenbrook, that's our school!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Glenbrook, Glenbrook, we will rule!
0:13:36 > 0:13:41- It can't be! - Ah, Ratburn! We meet again!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- The Return of the King!- Hey!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Mr Pryce-Jones, my old teacher!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- You're still at Glenbrook Academy? - They won't let me quit!
0:13:57 > 0:14:01After all, I AM irreplaceable!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Huh?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Ugh!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Oh, no!
0:14:07 > 0:14:12We've won all the medieval fairs in Europe. This one should be a snap!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Excuse me, sir! But it's 10.14!
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Time to prepare! See you at Merlin's Labyrinth!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Don't get lost along the way!
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Have we ever played soccer against those guys?
0:14:27 > 0:14:32- They seem familiar.- No, I'd remember a weird looking bunch like that!
0:14:33 > 0:14:39The first to escape, a point shall win! The other shall perish within.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Remember, Chester... Navigate by the sun and the tops of the trees.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Arthur, use your head! - On your mark...
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Get set... I thee hence...!
0:14:52 > 0:14:56That means, "GO", kid!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oh, no! Dead end!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Hm...my shadow! A-gh...!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Guess I really used my head!
0:15:19 > 0:15:25He or she who pulls the sword from the stone, truly is king or queen!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28'Tis an equal opportunity sword!
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Keep the line moving! All your might won't set things right!
0:15:32 > 0:15:36'Tis a gentle hand 'twill rule the land!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Arthur! Everyone's looking for you!
0:15:39 > 0:15:43We lost! It's time for the next competition.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Let's see you beat that!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01GROANING
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Quick, lads and lasses! "v = u + at" NOW!
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Oh...! >
0:16:10 > 0:16:15I see they don't know Newton's formula for constant acceleration!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Clocks are ticking!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20We're getting pulverised!
0:16:20 > 0:16:26- We may as well give them the prize! - It's not our fault they're robots!
0:16:26 > 0:16:30I feel sorry for them having that guy for a teacher.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33He was the best teacher I ever had!
0:16:33 > 0:16:38- Some people say I'M a tough teacher...- No...!- Who says that?
0:16:38 > 0:16:43..But Mr Pryce-Jones made us learn Latin in third grade!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46ALL: Sum, es, est, sumus, estes, sunt.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- Again!- Sum, es, est, sumus, estes, sunt!
0:16:50 > 0:16:55And at recess, he pushed us to the limits of our strength!
0:16:56 > 0:17:03I learned a lot - makes me wonder if I'm not a tough enough teacher...!
0:17:06 > 0:17:11Mm...! This capon is good! It tastes just like chicken!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Capon IS chicken!
0:17:15 > 0:17:20An extra pudding for the student who can answer a trivia question!
0:17:20 > 0:17:26- ME...! ME!- Commendable enthusiasm! Let's give Lakewood the first try.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Who was the 16th king of England?
0:17:32 > 0:17:37What? You mean, you haven't taught them the song, Ratburn?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Winky, C sharp, please!
0:17:42 > 0:17:47# Here's a song that's more historical then musical
0:17:47 > 0:17:52# To teach the kings of England in the order categorical...
0:17:52 > 0:17:55# ..And now you know a wondrous thing
0:17:55 > 0:17:59# Of 42 English kings! #
0:18:03 > 0:18:08I know you don't agree with all of my teaching methods,
0:18:08 > 0:18:11but they ARE more effective.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- You can't beat us! - You may be right, sir.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20If we keep losing, Mr Ratburn may start teaching us like that guy!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22We have to win something!
0:18:22 > 0:18:28But how? We can't! Mr Pryce-Jones just said so and he's always right!
0:18:28 > 0:18:33There must be something here we're good at! ..A-ha!
0:18:34 > 0:18:39A mincemeat pie-eating contest! This should be no sweat! Are you hungry?
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Yep! Good thing I didn't win that pudding!
0:18:43 > 0:18:47On ye mark... Get set... Tuck ye!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56..Must...eat...more...!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Ugh...!
0:18:58 > 0:19:04I don't understand - how can you keep eating? Where does it all go?
0:19:04 > 0:19:09Over weeks, I've expanded my stomach with giant breakfasts!
0:19:09 > 0:19:14I have an 18-litre capacity! Could you pass the ice-cream?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Ugh...!
0:19:17 > 0:19:21We're so lucky they had tennis in the Middle Ages.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Muffy's played since she was five!
0:19:24 > 0:19:30Huh? This isn't a regulation tennis ball! It weighs a tonne!
0:19:30 > 0:19:35- It's what they played with in the 16th century - like this!- That junk?
0:19:35 > 0:19:40- It looks like it was used by Henry VIII!- It was used by Henry V -
0:19:40 > 0:19:43my great, great, great, great, great uncle!
0:19:46 > 0:19:51You can do it, Brain! No-one's smarter than you!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54The wheel of fortuna is constantly spinning!
0:19:54 > 0:19:59Someone is losing and someone is winning!
0:19:59 > 0:20:03For 20 points, what do all the planets revolve around?
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- The sun! That was easy!- I'm sorry...
0:20:07 > 0:20:11The correct answer is the earth - those points go to IQ!
0:20:11 > 0:20:17- Huh? But that's wrong!- It's what they believed in the Middle Ages!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20That's it - we've lost for sure now!
0:20:20 > 0:20:27- Might as well get something to eat! - Eat? You had six pies!- I feel empty!
0:20:27 > 0:20:31You go ahead - there's something I want to do.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- IN STRAINED VOICE: - Why...won't you move?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38After your results, Mr Pryce-Jones,
0:20:38 > 0:20:43- the children would benefit if you taught them.- Well...
0:20:43 > 0:20:47It's a generous offer - I'll definitely consider it!
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Want a unicorn dog? It tastes like capon!
0:20:53 > 0:20:59I think Principal Haney wants to replace Ratburn with Mr Pryce-Jones!
0:20:59 > 0:21:04It's because we've lost every single game! We've disgraced Mr Ratburn!
0:21:04 > 0:21:10Mr Pryce-Jones will probably hold us back years to teach us over again!
0:21:10 > 0:21:16All that's left is castle-building! If we win, maybe he'll reconsider!
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- Excellent crenellations! - Huh? Ow...!
0:21:37 > 0:21:43Smooth...! Well, I must say, this is a very creative piece of work.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I think we've won!
0:21:46 > 0:21:51But the contest is for the most historically accurate castle.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Therefore, the winner is Glenbrook!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58ALL: Yeah! All right! Veni, vidi, vici! We will defeat ye!
0:21:58 > 0:22:04You see, these arrow slits are much too wide.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09And in old English, Lakewood would have an "E" on the end.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14I want you to know I'm very proud. I'm going to display it at school.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19- Mr Ratburn doesn't know he's being replaced.- I feel so sorry for him.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24Him? What about us? My brain hurts just thinking about Mr Pryce-Jones.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Where's Arthur?
0:22:26 > 0:22:32All your might won't set it right! A gentle hand will rule the land!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Hey, I've got it!
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Quit playing with that stupid sword! We have to go!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Ah...!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51We have a new king!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I hereby proclaim you, Arthur,
0:22:56 > 0:22:58king of the Medieval Fair!
0:23:00 > 0:23:05Arthur out-thought not only all my students, but even me!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I couldn't budge that sword!
0:23:08 > 0:23:12You taught him to think for himself. I couldn't have done it better.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17Mr Haney, is Mr Pryce-Jones gonna be our teacher instead of Mr Ratburn?
0:23:17 > 0:23:24Of course not! Mr Pryce-Jones will only be teaching my niece and nephew!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27He's their private tutor!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29THEY CHEER
0:23:30 > 0:23:35I'm glad we don't have a really tough teach like Mr Pryce-Jones.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40- I bet he gave those kids homework tonight!- Thanks for reminding me!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44We lost a whole day of class.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48I'd like a written report on medieval times by Monday.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52Perhaps a quiz on the rulers of England...
0:23:55 > 0:24:01Subtitles by Carla Rossi BBC Scotland, 2001
0:24:01 > 0:24:06E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk