0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# And I say, hey! What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:15 > 0:00:21# If you could learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:27# Listen to your heart, to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:33# Open up your eyes, open your ears Make things better working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message and it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48# And I say, hey! What a wonderful kind of day!
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# You can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:58# What a wonderful kind of day! What a wonderful kind of day! #
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey!- Oh!
0:01:07 > 0:01:12That's it for the activities this week, everyone.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17I know you were looking forward to Piccolo Pete the Clown coming,
0:01:17 > 0:01:23but he's run away, so we're searching for a musician. Just let me know.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Oh, I know, I know!
0:01:26 > 0:01:31How is it you know you'll not like something even before it happens?
0:01:31 > 0:01:36- Like when Grandma Thora says... - It's a brand-new recipe.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39I call it Thora's Mean Bean Pie.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44You don't even have to be a person to know something's bad news.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Here, Pal. - Let's go for a ride.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- (Think he knows he's getting shots?) - Nah, he can't be that smart.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02And when DW gets an idea, well...
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Yes, DW? You have a suggestion?
0:02:05 > 0:02:10- How about the guy who wrote Crazy Bus?- Grrr!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Hey!
0:02:17 > 0:02:23Of course I can watch DW. It's no problem at all.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Thanks, Thora. You're a lifesaver. I'll pick her up about five.
0:02:28 > 0:02:34Five? Oh, there IS one problem. I'm meeting Sarah downtown at four.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39But maybe you'd like to come along to a concert, DW?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Eh, do I have any real choice?
0:02:41 > 0:02:46- None whatsoever. - Oh, boy! A concert!
0:02:46 > 0:02:51We must know a musician who can come next week.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Or DW will find the guy who wrote Crazy Bus!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57You need a musician?
0:02:57 > 0:03:01NOT somebody who plays their nose!
0:03:01 > 0:03:06- I didn't mean me. Your Uncle Josh. - Why didn't I think of that?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Great idea! ..Who's Uncle Josh?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Well, I think he's your uncle.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15You play your nose?
0:03:17 > 0:03:22- Does he sing?- No. - Is there a light show?- No.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- Does he smash his instrument? - No!
0:03:26 > 0:03:31- And he calls himself a musician! - Come along, DW.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36How is it you know when you're about to hear the worst thing ever?!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39CLASSICAL PLAYING
0:03:39 > 0:03:45This is the best thing I've ever heard!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52All right! Wow! Yeah!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- WHISTLES - Hey, come on! Give it up, people!
0:03:56 > 0:04:02- This guy can really play!- DW! The piece isn't over yet.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh. Sorry! Go ahead!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15DW WHISPERS
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Sure. No harm in asking.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28I'm pretty sure he's your mother's second cousin twice removed.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31He was at a family reunion. A-ha!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Here he is. He's a jazz musician.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- He can play anything. - BOTH: Anything?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40PLAYS JAZZ MUSIC
0:04:53 > 0:04:56STRUMS A TUNE
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- He sounds perfect! - I'll ask if he's available.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I'm sure he'd love to do it.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12KNOCK AT DOOR
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Hello...?- I'm down here!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Oh, hello there.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25My name is DW, Mr Ma. I thought this concert would stink,
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- but now I'm your biggest fan. - Nice to meet you, DW.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35- Nice to hear that I don't stink. - Oh, you're much better than stink.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I've an idea to make you famous!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Everybody will love you at the library.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Even more than they love me. - I'm sure that's a lot.
0:05:46 > 0:05:52- How could I say no?- You'll do it?! - Yes, I'd be happy to come.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Yay!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Next Saturday at the library.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00He says he'd be happy to come.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Yay!- All right!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:06:06 > 0:06:08JAZZ
0:06:14 > 0:06:16CLASSICAL
0:06:16 > 0:06:18JAZZ
0:06:20 > 0:06:23MUSIC STYLES CLASH
0:06:30 > 0:06:32DW!
0:06:34 > 0:06:39We've already got a musician. It's Francine's uncle.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Well, it's too late. Yo Mama is coming!
0:06:43 > 0:06:49- Yo-Yo Ma.- She doesn't even know his name! You know nothing about music!
0:06:49 > 0:06:54I know about REAL music. Classical is better than any other kind,
0:06:54 > 0:06:58but you wouldn't even know when to clap!
0:06:58 > 0:07:04I would too - never, because it's BO-RING!
0:07:04 > 0:07:09Arthur, settle down. I don't see why both of them can't come.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Great(!)
0:07:14 > 0:07:17I'm gonna start a petition.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Yo-Yo Ma can't barge in and ruin the day with boring cello music.
0:07:22 > 0:07:28- Someone's gotta stop that guy. - Why not have them both?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Yeah, what's wrong with that?
0:07:30 > 0:07:35If you really liked music, one kind would be your favourite.
0:07:35 > 0:07:41- Yeah, pick a side.- Buster! Everybody can't be right.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46I'm good at having opinions. Just not good at keeping them.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I can't wait for Saturday.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52This'll be the best activity day.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57- Why?- Because these two guys are gonna get into the biggest fight!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00A fight?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02The musical bout of the century!
0:08:02 > 0:08:08Joshua Redman is out there and the crowd is going crazy.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Uh-oh! Here comes Yo-Yo Ma! BOOING
0:08:16 > 0:08:21The ref goes over the rules and here they go!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24What's this? A cello?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Ma is pulling a deadly move!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30This is illegal in 40 states!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34This is the dirtiest fighting I've ever seen!
0:08:34 > 0:08:40Stop him, or Yo-Yo Ma is going to bore Joshua Redman to death!
0:08:40 > 0:08:45He's down for the count, folks! This looks bad!
0:08:45 > 0:08:49No! He's got the whistle!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52What's this? A bicycle pump?
0:08:52 > 0:08:57He's biting holes in the tube! What can this be?
0:08:57 > 0:09:01PLAYS JAZZ He's done it! He's done it!
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Joshua Redman really can play anything!
0:09:05 > 0:09:09What a victory for music!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12WEEPS
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Maybe this won't be so bad. See you.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23This is my uncle, Joshua Redman. He plays jazz.
0:09:23 > 0:09:29Jazz music isn't written out, so you make it up as you go along.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- Somebody's too chicken to fight. - Mr Ma will be here.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- Don't you worry. - And so, here's my uncle.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Thanks, Francine, for inviting me.
0:09:42 > 0:09:48I guess if you're like her, you already know a lot about music.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Can you tell us what you think about classical music?
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Well, I sure like to listen to it.
0:09:56 > 0:10:03A lot of classical composers made up music as they played, like in jazz.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Only boring.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Well, let's see. Tell me if you think this is boring.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13HE PLAYS
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Too bad it's not REAL music.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- Wonderful!- You came! Tell them that wasn't real music.
0:10:33 > 0:10:40- What was wrong with it, DW? - Arthur was just banging the table.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45- That wasn't music. - He was? Hmm, Arthur,
0:10:45 > 0:10:50- could you do that again? Bang the table?- What? Like this?
0:10:50 > 0:10:55That's it. Just keep it going. You hear that beat?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58All music begins with rhythm.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- That doesn't sound very classical. - It's a Texas fiddle tune.
0:11:04 > 0:11:10- Cool!- But some music must be better than other kinds.- Not better.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Why only like one kind of music?
0:11:13 > 0:11:19- Do you like just one kind of food? - Yes, SHE does!- Yes, I do.
0:11:19 > 0:11:26- But there have to be SOME rules. - It's just what people like to hear.
0:11:26 > 0:11:32- Those rules change all the time. - So you won't fight each other?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Not today.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh!
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- Could we play something together? - Well, I've had a request.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46- I picked up the music on the way.- I can't believe they like each other!
0:11:46 > 0:11:51Yo-Yo Ma may be nice, but he doesn't know much about music.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Or maybe he isn't so bad!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56YO-YO MA SINGS "Crazy Bus"
0:11:56 > 0:12:01# Sloppy sloopy, gloppy gloopy Hoppy hoopy
0:12:01 > 0:12:06# Dopey ropey, screwy bluey Gooey chewy, phooey dewey... #
0:12:06 > 0:12:11Wow! Those guys are good! They even make THAT sound like music!
0:12:11 > 0:12:18# Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus! #
0:12:18 > 0:12:20One more time!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Hello, boys and girls!
0:12:32 > 0:12:37I'm Mary Moo Cow and it's time for fun!
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Can you spell fun?
0:12:41 > 0:12:45# The best word I know is F-U-N F-U-N spells FUN!
0:12:45 > 0:12:50# Fun is nice, I like fun I like F-U-N!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53# F-U-N, let's spell it again!
0:12:53 > 0:12:59- # F-U-N, F-U-N... # - Hold it! Stop the music! Stop!
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- What are you doing in my room? - Singing about fun!
0:13:04 > 0:13:09# The best word I know is F-U-N F-U-N spells fun... #
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Aargh! Stop it! Stop the music!
0:13:16 > 0:13:22- Are they done already?- Did you let the cow in?- Mmm...maybe.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29What are they doing here? This is when I talk!
0:13:29 > 0:13:33I'm tired of that. Let's hear someone new.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36No way! Mary Moo Cow is a baby show.
0:13:36 > 0:13:42- I like it, so maybe other kids like it.- That's a baby show!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Hey!
0:13:48 > 0:13:55Then he discovers he's trapped by his arch-nemesis, the Doctorpus!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58He's an octopus who became a doctor.
0:13:58 > 0:14:04- What's this?- Yesterday's episode of The Dark Bunny.- What's that?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07BOTH: You've never heard of it?!
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- No. Is it good? - BOTH: Oh!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14It's only the best new show ever!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Bionic Bunny has a cousin on the other side of the country.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23- In a city where it's always night. - And when there's trouble...
0:14:23 > 0:14:26ALARM
0:14:26 > 0:14:31He launches himself down his bunny action tube.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35BOTH: And he becomes Dark Bunny!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45IMITATES TRUMPET CALL
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Then what happens?- Watch the show.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51I will! I'm gonna watch it today!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Hi, honey.
0:14:57 > 0:15:03- Hi, Mom.- Don't bother DW while she watches Mary Moo Cow.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05No, Mom.
0:15:10 > 0:15:16- What are you doing? - Nothing. Just waiting.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- For what?- For your show to be done. Then it's The Dark Bunny.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25- No.- Yes.- No, because I saw it yesterday and it scared me.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Mom doesn't want me being scared.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30A-boo...
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Mom!- In the kitchen!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- MOM!- IN THE KITCHEN!
0:15:37 > 0:15:42- MOM!- I said I'm...- DW said you said I can't watch The Dark Bunny
0:15:42 > 0:15:45cos she said it scares her!
0:15:47 > 0:15:52Mom said I'm watching The Dark Bunny after your baby show.
0:15:52 > 0:15:57- Mary Moo Cow is not a baby show! - Is, too! It's always the same.
0:15:57 > 0:16:03- Three comes after two, blue and yellow make green, blah, blah.- Oh!
0:16:03 > 0:16:08- Like Bubonic Bunny isn't always the same?- It's Bionic Bunny!
0:16:08 > 0:16:14There's trouble and no-one calls Bubonic Bunny. Things get worse.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17He fixes it. Big whoop.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Mom, Mom, Mom!- In the kitchen!
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- Mom!- DW, I'm...- How come I have to watch The Dark Bunny?
0:16:27 > 0:16:32Just because Arthur wants to watch it! It bothers me!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Isn't there something else to do?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37'Goodbye!'
0:16:37 > 0:16:42I'm going to colour - and Mary is NOT a baby show!
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Baby shows start after Mary ends.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49The Love Ducks - yeuch(!)
0:16:49 > 0:16:54- I'm about to change the channel. It's gonna scare you!- Ah!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00'The Love Ducks.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06'Hello, Love Ducks. It's a fine day.'
0:17:06 > 0:17:10THEY QUACK MUSIC FROM THE OPERA "Carmen"
0:17:23 > 0:17:28This is so weird. I like it!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33'Goodbye, Love Ducks. Goodbye!'
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- Is it over?- Yeah, it's over.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- So was it scary or what? - It was cool.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Was Dark Bunny great or what?
0:17:46 > 0:17:51Oh, I missed it. DW was watching Mary Moo Cow and...
0:17:51 > 0:17:57Little sisters. They ruin everything. You'll see it today.
0:18:03 > 0:18:09Don't turn on that Dark Bunny until I'm out of the room!
0:18:10 > 0:18:15'Hello, Love Ducks. It's a fine day.'
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Get away!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Oh, no!- Oh, brother(!)
0:18:27 > 0:18:30'Goodbye, Love Ducks. Goodbye!'
0:18:31 > 0:18:34OK, DW, you can come in now.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40The coolest part was when he wrapped himself in his cape!
0:18:40 > 0:18:47- No! When the giant claw grabbed for him!- Which was cooler?- Well...
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- DW made you miss it again?- No.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- So what was cooler? Cape!- Claw!
0:18:53 > 0:18:57Um, I don't think I could choose.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Today I'm definitely gonna watch The Dark Bunny.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08'Goodbye, Love Ducks. Goodbye!'
0:19:08 > 0:19:13- Ah!- 'The Dark Bunny was brought to you by Dark Bunny Toys!'
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Why watch all that scary stuff?
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- You're all jumpy and nervous. - I am not!
0:19:21 > 0:19:27I missed Dark Bunny cos my baby cousin had to watch Love Ducks!
0:19:27 > 0:19:32That is the babiest baby show of all! They make Mary Moo Cow look smart!
0:19:32 > 0:19:37No, they're kind of fun. The colours are cool and make you feel happy.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40You watch the Love Ducks?
0:19:40 > 0:19:45I, uh...I have a baby sister. Yeah.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50So I've seen it...once...or twice. Because...I have a baby sister.
0:19:50 > 0:19:56Wow! I thought you were saying YOU watched the Love Ducks!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58THEY ALL LAUGH
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Me? That's funny!
0:20:07 > 0:20:12- Do you have the Love Ducks CD? - Excuse me? Can you speak up?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15The Love Ducks CD. You have one?
0:20:15 > 0:20:20Do we have any copies of the Love Ducks CD for this boy?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I have a baby sister!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27You'll never escape, Dark Bunny!
0:20:27 > 0:20:33- Think again, Doctorpus! - Yeah, that's a good part.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- Arthur, don't you want to play soccer?- And miss Du...Dark Bunny?
0:20:38 > 0:20:44- We have to watch it every day, right?- It's only on Saturdays now.
0:20:44 > 0:20:50Right. But I have to go home and help my father...butter toast. Bye!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55ALL QUACKING
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Arthur!- Ah!
0:20:58 > 0:21:03Hi. I was watching Love Ducks with my baby sister.
0:21:03 > 0:21:09Oh, no! She's escaped! Kate, where are you?! ..Here she is.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Arthur! I was just about to change her.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17BOTH: Eeeew! 'Goodbye, Love Ducks. Goodbye!'
0:21:17 > 0:21:22- I just wanted to bring back the math book I borrowed.- Thanks.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26See you tomorrow. Quack, quack!
0:21:43 > 0:21:48You guys, could you please not say anything about...you know?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- I didn't say anything.- Francine?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54What? Oh, OK.
0:21:54 > 0:22:00I won't say anything about you watching Love Ducks every day!
0:22:03 > 0:22:08The Love Ducks?! What did you learn? Where your nose is(?)
0:22:08 > 0:22:13You don't understand! It's not what you think!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Psst! Quack, quack.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27- Quack.- You look like you need a double chocolate shake. Or two.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32I don't think I can ever go to school again.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- Wow! Hold it! What is that?- Oh...
0:22:37 > 0:22:39That's the Love Ducks.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46- Look at that!- Come on, Buster. - What's it sound like?
0:22:46 > 0:22:50QUACKING
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Do we have any copies of the Love Ducks CD?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I like it!
0:23:01 > 0:23:07You don't blame me because you like a baby show, do you?
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Francine, it's a cool show. I watched it.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16It is the single weirdest thing I ever saw.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22QUACKING MUSIC
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Weird, huh?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Uh, I've watched it for a year.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I told you it was cool!
0:23:34 > 0:23:39Not as cool as the one when they quacked The Nutcracker Suite!
0:23:39 > 0:23:43What? Maybe I saw it before. Once.
0:23:43 > 0:23:49Or twice. It's cool, right? So why shouldn't I watch it?
0:23:49 > 0:23:54Once in a while. Sometimes. Every day.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08Subtitles by Greig Forbes, Subtext, for BBC Subtitling - 2001