What Is That Thing? and Buster's Best Behaviour

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:22# And get along with each other

0:00:22 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:29 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:54# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:54 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh...

0:01:09 > 0:01:14You know, tyres aren't just good at being...tyres.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17They also make great swings.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21I guess inner tubes were invented for truck tyres

0:01:21 > 0:01:26- but they make cool rafts!- You can find lots of uses with imagination.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Hey, this reed makes a cool spitball shooter!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Imagine a million years ago.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Our ancestors had to find many uses for things just to survive.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Whoever discovered that wood could be used to make fire

0:01:48 > 0:01:52was one of the greatest geniuses in history.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56PARENTS GRUNT EXCITEDLY

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Fire drill! FIRE drill!

0:02:00 > 0:02:05How many uses can YOU think of for a single object?

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- I know a use for a big brother. - What?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Cannonball!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13An umbrella!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16DW!

0:02:24 > 0:02:29- Who invented the refrigerator magnet?- I don't know!

0:02:29 > 0:02:34- Who invented the doughnut? And who invented the hole?!- I don't know!

0:02:34 > 0:02:40You would if you took me to the puppet show. It's about inventors.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Get Mom to take you.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Sorry, Arthur, it's our day for paying bills.

0:02:47 > 0:02:52- You go. Could be interesting.- Yeah. ..We spend way too much on movies!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Who invented the movie? Who invented...?

0:02:55 > 0:02:59OK, OK, I'll go. Just stop asking stupid questions!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Maybe Buster can come along.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07Sorry, Arthur, I'm entering that Idea For A Bionic Bunny contest.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10But it's all been done before!

0:03:10 > 0:03:16- How about Bionic Bunny fighting a giant mechanical guppy?- Great idea!

0:03:16 > 0:03:20That's the one I used. Glad you like it.

0:03:20 > 0:03:26See? All the good ideas have been taken. I'll never think of anything.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32- I can't go. I must look after Nemo. He's afraid of water.- Since when?

0:03:32 > 0:03:38Since I read him 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, about Captain Nemo.

0:03:38 > 0:03:43But now he thinks all water has giant squids in it.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45MIAOW!

0:03:45 > 0:03:50Cat on my head, cat on my head, cat on my head! Ow, ow, ow!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Ow, ow, ow!- Poor Nemo.

0:03:52 > 0:03:58Sorry, but I could never enjoy myself unless my cat is ecstatically happy.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Have you tried...? - I've tried everything.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05If there was a solution, I'd know.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Muffy! Just the person I wanted to see.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Puppet show is this afternoon and...

0:04:12 > 0:04:17Can't, Arthur. My new anteater doll has fallen down the drain.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Pull my nose!

0:04:19 > 0:04:24He has a vocabulary of 5,000 words and all I've heard are those three!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Maybe you...- I've tried everything.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31And the fire department won't rescue dolls.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Ohh! All I can do is hope for a miracle.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Sorry. My remote-control airplane is missing a wheel...

0:04:40 > 0:04:46- There's nothing you can do to fix it so you're going to sit and mope?- No.

0:04:46 > 0:04:51I'm going to take it apart, send it back to the company, then mope!

0:04:52 > 0:04:59Well, I guess it's just gonna be me and DW. Hey! What IS that thing?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Maybe it's a yo-yo for leprechauns.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10What fun! Look! I'm walking the bug.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13This sure beats re-soling shoes!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Or part of a robot.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Oh, no! Bot's brain is missing!

0:05:28 > 0:05:34- Or maybe it's...the pet of a BIGGER metal thingy!- Let me see!

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Don't touch! It's mine! - I wanna see it!

0:05:40 > 0:05:45Now neither of us can play with it! Better get ready.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48The show starts in half an hour.

0:05:54 > 0:06:00- That's the last time I let Dad help me build anything!- Hmm...

0:06:02 > 0:06:06What IS that thing? Looks like a little wheel.

0:06:06 > 0:06:13Maybe it came from someone else's model airplane! I wonder...

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Woo-ee!- Hey, Brain.

0:06:17 > 0:06:24- Can you think of a new villain for Bionic Bunny to fight?- Let's see...

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Squids have been done, and turtles. How about a DUCK?!

0:06:28 > 0:06:32No. Episode 2,436 - The Mean Mallard Master.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35No, Buster, DUCK!

0:06:40 > 0:06:45My third wheel! How am I going to land this thing? I need that wheel!

0:06:49 > 0:06:54SHOWER RUNS It's all right, Nemo!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00MIAOW!

0:07:00 > 0:07:04'Phenomenal control by Wayne Lutt. There's a surfer

0:07:04 > 0:07:07'who can handle these nine-footers!'

0:07:07 > 0:07:09MIAOW!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Poor little guy.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18If only there was something I could do.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21What is it? You look hypnotised.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24What IS that thing?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27You are not afraid of water!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Water is your friend!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33You LOVE water!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39It works! It's a professional cat hypnotiser.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42When I clap my hands, I want you to...

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Come back with my cat hypnotiser! I may need it!

0:07:52 > 0:07:57Francine, have you seen the wheel of a remote-control model biplane?

0:07:57 > 0:08:02- No. Have you seen a cat hypnotiser? - Uh...no.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10Pull my nose!If only I could, Arnie. If only I could.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Ohh... Ow!

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Birds are so rude! What IS that thing?

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Looks like a tiny fishing reel or something.

0:08:22 > 0:08:28Hold on, Arnie! I'm sending down a rope!Pull my nose!

0:08:28 > 0:08:33What was that slip knot Daddy taught me on the boat?

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Hee, hee, hee! That tickles.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43I like you. Want to sing the alphabet?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47# A, B, C, D, E, F...

0:08:47 > 0:08:50# G! #You're safe, Arnie!

0:08:50 > 0:08:57Boy, was I lucky to find that... doll rescue rope when I needed it!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh, no, my doll rope!

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Hmm...Bionic Bunny Versus The Giant Dead Leaf.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11That hasn't been done before...

0:09:11 > 0:09:14probably because it's really dumb!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Weird! What is THAT thing?

0:09:18 > 0:09:22It's a cat hypnotiser. It's mine! < No, it isn't.

0:09:22 > 0:09:28It's a doll rope and it belongs to me!I like to...chat.Ssh!

0:09:28 > 0:09:32It's a biplane wheel! I need it to land my plane.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Without it, the plane will crash!

0:09:35 > 0:09:40How on earth do you expect to land your plane with my cat hypnotiser?

0:09:40 > 0:09:46If I land the plane on the wheel at the right angle, it'll snap in place.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50See? There's no such thing as a cat hypnotiser.

0:09:50 > 0:09:55Why not? There are pet psychiatrists. Why not pet hypnotisers?

0:09:55 > 0:10:01You're both crazy. It's a doll rope. I just saved my doll with it!

0:10:01 > 0:10:06Just a coincidence. It's obviously a biplane wheel. Give it to me.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10It's my cat hypnotiser! No, MY doll rope!

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Actually, it's a bobbin, and it's mine.- Huh?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19What about your puppet show, Mr Ratburn?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Well, how could I start without my bobbin?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26But...what's a bobbin?

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Come to the show and find out. It'll start soon.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33PLANE BUZZES

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Oh, no! Your plane!

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Sometimes in life, things end in tragedy.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44This...is one of those times.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48(We've got to get to the show!)

0:10:48 > 0:10:55Elias Howe, what are you up to? It's days since you've been seen!

0:10:55 > 0:11:00That's because I've been hard at work inventing the sewing machine.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06A drive wheel, a feed dog and a bobbin

0:11:06 > 0:11:09are parts of this wonderful invention.

0:11:09 > 0:11:14Oh, Elias, this machine is beyond compare!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18You betcha! Look how fast it makes underwear!

0:11:21 > 0:11:26Hey, I thought you guys were busy with all your unsolvable problems.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30They weren't unsolvable. We just stopped trying.

0:11:30 > 0:11:35Maybe there's something to be learned from all this.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Nah!

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Francine, did the bobbin really work as a cat hypnotiser?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44I don't know...

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Buster, the bobbin didn't help you.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54I wouldn't be so sure about that.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57What IS that thing?

0:11:57 > 0:12:02Whatever it is, it's hypnotising cats all over the city!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08It's a bobbin, Bionic Bunny!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Pull its nose before the cats take over the city!

0:12:17 > 0:12:22- Elias Howe! - Now I can conquer the world! Ha-ha!

0:12:22 > 0:12:27'Tune in next week for part two of Bionic Bunny Versus Elias Howe,

0:12:27 > 0:12:30'written by Buster Baxter.'

0:12:31 > 0:12:36Have you ever wished that, just for a minute, you could be someone else?

0:12:36 > 0:12:41Mommy! I was watching TV and Arthur came in...

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Arthur!

0:12:43 > 0:12:46'Like when you're in trouble.'

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Arthur, I... Oh! Hi, Thora.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Arthur!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Phew!

0:12:54 > 0:12:58'Or when you just need to be grown up.'

0:13:02 > 0:13:04REPEATS SAME FEW NOTES

0:13:04 > 0:13:09'Or when you have to do something that's too hard.'

0:13:09 > 0:13:11PLAYS ELABORATE PIECE

0:13:11 > 0:13:16But one guy is so cool that he must never want to be different.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19He's my best friend, Buster Baxter.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Yo, Artie, man!

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Huh?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33(Pick Buster!)

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Pick Buster! Yeah, Francine!

0:13:37 > 0:13:40It's MY pick, and I pick...Buster.

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Y-Y-Yes!

0:13:43 > 0:13:47OK, then WE pick Arthur.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Yahoo! Yeah, team!

0:14:09 > 0:14:13EVERYONE CHEERS

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Wow, you guys really beat us!

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Francine scored every goal.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22In soccer, Francine's the best.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25PLAYS A COMPLEX IMPROVISATION

0:14:26 > 0:14:31SAX JOINS IN, THEN JAUNTY ENDING

0:14:31 > 0:14:36- That was great!- Nah. Sue Ellen and Binky are the ones who play great.

0:14:36 > 0:14:41- Yeah, but what you did was so funny! - IMITATES TUBA

0:14:44 > 0:14:50My food-chain project shows a shark eating everything in its path.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Cool shark, Buster!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Nah, it's just a dumb drawing.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Buster, are you all right?

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- You're hardly eating.- Oh? Uh...I didn't notice.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13Button, I'm a mother AND a newspaper woman.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Tell me what's wrong cos I'll find out.

0:15:16 > 0:15:21- It's just...I'm not the best at anything.- Of course you are, Shoog.

0:15:21 > 0:15:27- What am I the best at?- You're the best at being my cute, cuddly boy!

0:15:27 > 0:15:31That's not exactly the answer I was hoping for, Mom.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Buster did this cool picture of a shark

0:15:35 > 0:15:40and in music, he did this perfect... # Doo doo-doo doo doo, doo doo! #

0:15:40 > 0:15:44- It was hilarious! - Bumpster sounds like fun.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I bet he'd make a great brother.

0:15:46 > 0:15:51Can we trade? Bumpster can live here and HE can move out.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- DW! - I just want everyone to be happy.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Am I the only one with family values?

0:16:00 > 0:16:05I need a thing that, when everyone thinks of Buster,

0:16:05 > 0:16:09they think - yeah, Buster's the best at...say, soccer!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Yeah, why not soccer?

0:16:12 > 0:16:16DW's right. Buster IS cooler than me.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21Everyone wants him on their team. Everybody loves Buster.

0:16:22 > 0:16:27I do 500 on each foot every morning. 107, 108...

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Me, too. One...

0:16:30 > 0:16:34- Ow!- I've got to work on my defensive game.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Oh, yeah, defensive game. Mm-hmm...

0:16:38 > 0:16:43Why is Buster such fun to be with? What's he got that I haven't got?

0:16:43 > 0:16:49Let's approach this mathematically. If we subtract Arthur from Buster,

0:16:49 > 0:16:54- what's left is the difference. - That's what I want to know!

0:16:54 > 0:16:58The difference is X. Let's call it element X.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02- What's element X?- The difference.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Yeah... Oh.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07But what IS it and how do I get it?

0:17:07 > 0:17:12Discovering that could take years, and millions of dollars in research.

0:17:12 > 0:17:17Or...you could just try reading his favourite joke books.

0:17:17 > 0:17:23- Hope your team's ready to lose!- Yeah! Hope your team's ready to lose!

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- I got it!- I- got it!

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- I'll get it!- I got it!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47- This one's mine!- This one's mine!

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Buster! You scored on our own team!

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Wow! Francine's team lost big time!

0:17:59 > 0:18:03What were you doing? Do you feel OK?

0:18:05 > 0:18:10'Guess I'm not gonna be the soccer guy.'

0:18:10 > 0:18:15My blouse is an original Rudolfo Casper off the rack.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19And my Mona Nini skirt completes the ensemble.

0:18:19 > 0:18:24Hey, this school doesn't have a fashion guy! That's it!

0:18:26 > 0:18:30My shirt is an original...um, T. And my blue jeans

0:18:30 > 0:18:35- with the green grass stain complete the ensemble.- So what?!

0:18:35 > 0:18:39Oh, never mind. To get the kind of attention Muffy gets,

0:18:39 > 0:18:44I have to wear GIRLS' clothes. I don't want THAT much attention.

0:18:44 > 0:18:51Einstein's theory of relativity is proof for my time-travel theorem.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55The quantum variables suggest evidence of black holes.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59- Right...Buster?- YAGH!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02GROWLING

0:19:09 > 0:19:12ARGH!

0:19:12 > 0:19:16Buster was weird today. I bet Arthur knows why.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20- I haven't seen Arthur. - He'll be in the logical place.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Where?!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26He's behind a book. He always is.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Hey, guys!

0:19:39 > 0:19:43What's wrong with Buster? He's not himself.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46My definition of a well-balanced meal...

0:19:46 > 0:19:49is a carrot in each hand!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I think we've found Buster.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58We better go talk to the Brain.

0:19:58 > 0:20:04This "being the best at everything" idea was wrong. To improve myself,

0:20:04 > 0:20:09I should try to be like the person I most admire, like...Arthur

0:20:09 > 0:20:12or Abraham Lincoln. Yeah!

0:20:15 > 0:20:20Oh, it'll take me years to grow a beard...but I can be like Arthur!

0:20:20 > 0:20:24- Hey, thanks! It was fun talking! - Argh!

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Arthur's wrong. That guy's no fun at all.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34This is very hard to believe, girls.

0:20:37 > 0:20:42Did you hear about the chameleon who walked down the street

0:20:42 > 0:20:44and turned into a store? Get it?!

0:20:47 > 0:20:50I was in the playground with DW.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54Her imaginary friend is always getting in the way.

0:20:58 > 0:21:03I've never seen anything like it! I can't tell which is who any more!

0:21:03 > 0:21:07They even LOOK like each other. Muffy, Buster has EARS!

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- Oh, yeah. - This is about element X.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15I know the problem - all boys are weird!

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Hey! I can explain what I mean!

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Have you heard the joke about the talking tennis shoes?

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Yeah. That Pal is one smart dog.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Yeah, I know.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Well, I'd better get going. See ya.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Bye.

0:21:37 > 0:21:42Arthur's...boring. He keeps telling me old jokes I've heard before.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Buster's not funny any more and he keeps talking about DW.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Who wants to listen to someone complain about DW?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Arthur's so depressed,

0:21:57 > 0:22:02like he's lost his best friend. He IS his best friend.

0:22:02 > 0:22:07- I discovered something last night. - What?! What?!

0:22:07 > 0:22:11- This isn't in any books. - Ohh.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Hi. Bye.- Bye.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19They hardly even speak to each other!

0:22:19 > 0:22:22They've been ruined by your element X!

0:22:22 > 0:22:26Scientists are not to blame for this.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Well, somebody's got to do something!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Buster! Arthur! Want to play soccer?

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Gee, I have some library books to return.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43And I'm pretty hungry.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47I can't STAND this any more! Cut it out right now!

0:22:47 > 0:22:51You guys have successfully transferred element X.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55No, no, no! Forget element X!

0:22:55 > 0:23:01We like Arthur as Arthur AND we like Buster as Buster, and so do you!

0:23:04 > 0:23:08You were perfect the way you were. Just be yourselves!

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Give me that! ..Buster, lose the sweater!

0:23:11 > 0:23:16And no more talking about DW. She's ARTHUR'S sister!

0:23:16 > 0:23:21- I was just trying to be like a great person.- Me too.

0:23:21 > 0:23:26Don't...say...anything! It's over. Come and play soccer, and have fun.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31I think it worked. Of course!

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Francine can yell at rain and make it stop.

0:23:37 > 0:23:42Oh, here's a good one. "What runs around the field but never moves?"

0:23:42 > 0:23:47- The fence! - Oh, you know what DW did yesterday?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49What?

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Ahh, that's more like it.

0:23:53 > 0:23:58Subtitles by Judith Simpson BBC Scotland 2001

0:23:58 > 0:24:03E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk