It's a No-Brainer/The Shore Thing

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:15# And I say, hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:21# If you could learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:27# Listen to your heart, to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:33# Open up your eyes, open your ears Make things better working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message and it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48# And I say, hey! What a wonderful kind of day!

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# You can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:58# What a wonderful kind of day! What a wonderful kind of day! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey!- Whoa...!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Now, class, there's no reason to be nervous.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Phew!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16It's not like this is a punishment.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21- Oh!- Have you ever faced certain doom?

0:01:21 > 0:01:27If one of you would volunteer, we wouldn't have to go through this.

0:01:27 > 0:01:34- When all that stood between you and total failure...- OK, last ones.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36..was a straw.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38ARGH!

0:01:38 > 0:01:43Well done. You win the challenge of competing against Brain

0:01:43 > 0:01:46in the third grade Math-athon.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Oh...- Buster!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Hey!

0:01:57 > 0:02:01OK, all I need are some good jokes.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05If I make people laugh, maybe it won't matter that I know nothing.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09It's a practice. If you get a question wrong, it doesn't matter.

0:02:09 > 0:02:14Or one RIGHT! You don't know what it's like to be us.

0:02:14 > 0:02:20Please remove reference materials so I can read the first question.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Go easy, Brain, please?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Define "hypotenuse".

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- I... N-No. I... Did- I- do that?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Yes, you did. You have 5 seconds.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Um... Hi, potenuse!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Very funny, Buster, but we're not at Jack's Joke Shop.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Brain, would you like to try? - Go easy, Brain, please...?

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Can I...pass?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56If you'd like.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00What're you doing?! Want these people to think you're an ignoramus?

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- 'But Buster...'- "But Buster"(!) He'll be fine.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08People think you don't know!

0:03:08 > 0:03:14- The side of a trapezoid. - I'm sorry, Brain, that is wrong.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21- It's the side of a triangle. - Triangle?! Hold on. I'll look it up.

0:03:21 > 0:03:27Next question. How many sides does an octagon have? An octagon.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33I can't find it any... Oops. He's right.

0:03:33 > 0:03:40- Yes, Buster?- I know. An octagon has eight arms... I-I mean SIDES.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45- Correct.- Good thing I watched Attack Of The Octopus People last night.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48..I'm sorry, what was the question?

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Too late. Next one. Jack and Jill went to the ice cream parlour.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Oh, no! What's going on out there?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Are they laughing at us?

0:03:59 > 0:04:04..if Jill gave her scoop to Jack and Jack traded their scoops for

0:04:04 > 0:04:09twice as many scoops of chocolate, how many scoops would he have?

0:04:09 > 0:04:14LAUGHTER

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Twelve scoops of chocolate.

0:04:18 > 0:04:23- GASPS - Uh-oh...

0:04:24 > 0:04:29I BEAT BRAIN!! CHILDREN CHATTER EXCITEDLY

0:04:29 > 0:04:35- I knew TV and ice cream were good for you.- What happened, Brain?

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Huh? ..Oh. Um...

0:04:41 > 0:04:46OWW! Hello-o! Anybody in there(?)

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Stop it, Francine. That's mean!

0:04:50 > 0:04:54I'll see you guys later.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58I just wanna say, I really respected your ignorance.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Um... Thank you, Binky.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- So, dear, how was your day? - Chimerical.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17And what made it "a fire-breathing monster with a lion's head,

0:05:17 > 0:05:21"with a goat's body..."? He must mean definition two.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25What made it "absurd or impossible?"

0:05:25 > 0:05:32- What would you think if I got anything...wrong?- Everybody DOES.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Are you all right?- I'm just tired.

0:05:35 > 0:05:41- I had a big game today at school. - Do some homework to perk you up.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49IQ at 120 and still falling.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52115...

0:05:52 > 0:05:58- You want to call it? - May 23rd, 4.53pm.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Patient declared...AVERAGE!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04WORD ECHOES

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Hmm...

0:06:10 > 0:06:14And since Buster performed so well in our class Math-athon,

0:06:14 > 0:06:20I offer him the chance to represent us in the intraclass finals...

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- CLASS: BUSTER?! Hey!- This is SO weird.

0:06:24 > 0:06:29- Brain's never been absent before. - Everybody gets sick sometimes.

0:06:36 > 0:06:42- Hi, Brain. I was studying for the Math-athon.- Cool. Here's a present.

0:06:46 > 0:06:51He said he wouldn't need it and should pass it to someone who could.

0:06:51 > 0:06:58- Who? YOU?! - HEY! I didn't say it, Alan did!

0:06:58 > 0:07:02He said Einstein didn't get great grades in school either.

0:07:02 > 0:07:07- Who's Alan? - Brain. He said call him Alan now.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11You mean...he's not Brain any more?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Nope.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19And what's the deal with cafeteria food? Excuse me,

0:07:19 > 0:07:25but if I want slop, I can read the treatise on binomial coefficients.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29(Laugh, laugh.) And what's WITH substitute teachers?

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Um...hi, Brain. Can we come in? - (It's Alan.)- It's Alan.

0:07:35 > 0:07:41- And, sure, guys. I can always use an audience.- WHAT are you doing, Brain?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- (It's Alan.)- It's Alan.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49Things have changed. I'm training for a career in comedy.

0:07:49 > 0:07:56- A comedian?!- It seems like something not requiring intelligence.- HEY!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Watch this.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01..I just smashed an atom.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Why did you stop doing brain stuff?

0:08:05 > 0:08:11- Things've changed? How?- Everything comes to an end. You have Buster.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Are you crazy?!- Just practical.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19AND willing to face FAX.

0:08:19 > 0:08:25- No use crying over spilt milk. - Stop HIM!- I know. You're right.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27I need a red nose.

0:08:27 > 0:08:33We've gotta do something fast! Before he humiliates himself.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38- What about US? Without a Brain... - Wait a minute!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Oh. Thanks. ..HEY! Wait a minute!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48What makes you think I can't become a brain like Brain...ALAN said?

0:08:48 > 0:08:54Brain...I mean Alan, was a Brain, and if a Brain says, "I'm an Alan"...

0:08:54 > 0:09:00OK, Einstein. If X = pi times Y cubed, and Y = square root of 78,

0:09:00 > 0:09:04how d'you find the value of X? Easy!

0:09:04 > 0:09:10BOTH: Really? I just call and ask Brain.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Ooh, I see what you mean.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16..Oh, no! I'm in the Math-athon!

0:09:18 > 0:09:23OK, if you leave these equations where Brain can find them,

0:09:23 > 0:09:28- maybe, he won't be able to stop solving them.- He'll wanna be Brain?

0:09:28 > 0:09:34Yeah! When I was a Brain, 10 minutes ago, I found numbers fascinating.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39HAPPY WHISTLING

0:09:48 > 0:09:52THEY BLOW

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Pencil! Pencil! I need a pencil!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I've got it.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07NOOSE-paper!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20PHONE RINGS

0:10:20 > 0:10:26- Hello?- 'Yes. Is the BRAIN of the house in?

0:10:26 > 0:10:32- Alan!- Shh! 'Win a trip to Einstein's birthplace if you answer this.

0:10:32 > 0:10:38- 'Determine the value of X, if Y...' - HE HANGS UP

0:10:42 > 0:10:47Do it like I said, and you can watch Mary Moo Cow for a week.

0:10:47 > 0:10:52Hey, how'd HE get this, anyway? They never gave ME a show here!

0:10:52 > 0:10:57Is there a mathe-beautician in the house?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59YOU look mathy! Help!

0:10:59 > 0:11:04- What is it?- This train left Denver at 12, going 250km per hour.

0:11:04 > 0:11:09But then this other train left Miami at 2.30, going 400km an hour.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12They're both on the same...

0:11:12 > 0:11:17Stop it?! I've accepted the truth. I'm an idiot.

0:11:17 > 0:11:24- What's this? Hey! Sneaking math books.- No, I... It's a prop.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31OK, you're right. I don't really wanna do this.

0:11:31 > 0:11:36- I wanna do the Math-athon, no matter HOW scary it is.- Hooray!

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Thanks, Alan. OTHERS: It's BRAIN!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- APPLAUSE - All right.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46First question.

0:11:47 > 0:11:52Don't be scared! DON'T be scared! Don't be scared!

0:11:52 > 0:11:58- I'm SO glad Ratburn let Brain take my place!- Define pi.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Um... Um... The, um...

0:12:02 > 0:12:07- ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter?- Correct.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10LOUD CHEERING

0:12:20 > 0:12:25- Yeah?- Hey, thanks, Bunny, we did it.- "WE?!" Who IS this?

0:12:25 > 0:12:29How did you get this number? Operator?!

0:12:33 > 0:12:38Looking forward to something neat is always fun,

0:12:38 > 0:12:42especially when you end up with something better than you expected.

0:12:42 > 0:12:47Like when Brain and I had to make dessert for a class party.

0:12:47 > 0:12:53- These will be great banana splits. - The ice cream melted! What do we do?

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Chocolate banana shakes. What else?

0:13:02 > 0:13:08- 'Or Buster's best Christmas ever.' - Wow! Thanks, Santa!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10..Daddy! You made it home for Xmas!

0:13:13 > 0:13:19'When Pal finally got his new chew toy, but had more fun with the bag.'

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Hey! I got something!

0:13:25 > 0:13:29Wow, Binky! Real gold!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Who needs that? I found a quarter!

0:13:32 > 0:13:36See? You just never know.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Hi!

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- HEY!- What?- Gotcha! - Arthur, what's this all about?

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- What else? Aqualand.- Aqua WHAT?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Aqualand...! Come look!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Aren't you coming? - I have to cook this.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Dad. Aqualand. TV. Now!

0:14:08 > 0:14:13- MUSIC PLAYS - See, Dad? That's Aqualand.

0:14:13 > 0:14:20'Gift Galleon, the Power Coaster, Squid Scrambler!

0:14:20 > 0:14:25- 'The Great White Sharkade... is Aqualand!'- Aqualand! Can we go?

0:14:25 > 0:14:30- Yeah, the rides are cool. - They've the best souvenirs!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33It's just another amusement park.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- But it's not, it's...- I know. Aqualand.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41I remember a place near the ocean when I was a boy.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- I'll bet it was more fun than... - Aqua...- land?- Yes.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48In fact, I'll show you this weekend.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52A place more fun than Aqualand?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Impossible!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Nothing's more fun than Aqualand.

0:14:58 > 0:15:04Yeah. I hear the Polar Coaster is so cool, they have to defrost it!

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- That's it!- What?- Dad's home movies have scenes of a park by the beach.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13And, man, it had everything!

0:15:13 > 0:15:18Rollercoasters, a fun house, even a carousel.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20'It looked so neat!'

0:15:22 > 0:15:27I think it's called Marine World. Maybe it IS better than Aqualand.

0:15:27 > 0:15:32Maybe they have a ride that goes 20,000 leagues under the sea.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38How's the water, Captain Nemo?

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Or a Hawaiian island "surf's up" simulator.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS Hang ten, dudes!

0:15:50 > 0:15:55Ahoy, mates! They must have a pirate ride too.

0:15:59 > 0:16:04What took you so long, my boy? Help yourself.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Oh, man! I can't wait to go to Marine World.

0:16:18 > 0:16:23Psst, Arthur. I couldn't find my swimming trunks.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27- Don't worry. You're fine.- What do we need swimsuits for, anyway?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30You'll see when we get there.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Hey, this is just the beach!

0:16:50 > 0:16:56- Don't forget the ocean.- What about Marine World in your home movies?

0:16:56 > 0:17:01Marine World's been gone for years. We're standing where it used to be.

0:17:05 > 0:17:10But don't worry, we're going somewhere even better. Ocean Zone!

0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Ocean Zone?- How do we get there?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Oh, you'll know when you find it.

0:17:17 > 0:17:24You're good swimmers. Pick a swimming buddy and tell me where you're going.

0:17:24 > 0:17:29- What're we going to do now?- I don't know. There's not much to do here.

0:17:36 > 0:17:43- Let's look for Ocean Zone there. We can wade over.- I'll get my pants wet

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Then how do we get there? - That's a tough one.

0:17:49 > 0:17:55Hey, let's swim across to see if Ocean Zone is on the other side.

0:17:55 > 0:18:00- Um...it looks kind of deep. - No. I'll show you.

0:18:03 > 0:18:08Oh. OK. I'll use a bigger rock. ..OH!

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Wow! Look at them go!

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Hey, sea hares.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Sea hares? Do you think they know Bionic Bunny?

0:18:29 > 0:18:35- Sea anemones.- A starfish! - Sea stars is the preferred term.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38This place is crawling with stuff!

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Wow!

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- These shells are neat! - SHE CRIES OUT

0:18:50 > 0:18:54HELP! An octopus is grabbing me!

0:18:54 > 0:18:58That's just kelp, DW.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Oh... KELP! KELP!!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05What's wrong?

0:19:05 > 0:19:10I was minding my own business and that kelp attacked me.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Sue Ellen, try looking for Ocean Zone up the beach. We'll be here.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17A surf board? OK!

0:19:17 > 0:19:22- That's quite a shell collection you have.- They're not JUST shells.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25They're souvenirs.

0:19:33 > 0:19:38- Dad, can I borrow something to get to Ocean Zone?- Whatever you need.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Thanks!

0:19:44 > 0:19:47A lobster in its natural habitat.

0:19:47 > 0:19:52I wonder what other strange creatures lurk in there.

0:19:55 > 0:20:02- SHARK!!- No, just Mr Ratburn. You should swim with a buddy. Here I am.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05A REAL shark!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Relax. It's just a dolphin. See?

0:20:14 > 0:20:20A shark has a cartilagineous skeleton and lateral gill slits.

0:20:20 > 0:20:26- Dolphins are warm-blooded mammals. - With a ridiculous sense of humour.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29DOLPHIN CHATTERS

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Land ho!

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Can't you go any faster?

0:20:35 > 0:20:38ARTHUR STRAINS

0:20:38 > 0:20:43- YOU try being the outboard motor for a change!- Why?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Then I'll get wet too.

0:20:45 > 0:20:52ARTHUR LAUGHS Oh, well, now I'm wet, let's go!

0:20:58 > 0:21:03Make sure the walls are extra-strong. I want my shells safe.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Hey, I forgot one!

0:21:05 > 0:21:08..Oh! What IS it?!

0:21:08 > 0:21:13Just a hermit crab. That shell is its home. Put it down gently.

0:21:13 > 0:21:18Beat it! I'm only collecting NICE sea shells, not CRABBY ones!

0:21:21 > 0:21:27- We made it! And now let's start looking!- Looking for what?

0:21:27 > 0:21:31Ocean Zone. What else?

0:21:33 > 0:21:37- Did you guys find the Ocean Zone? - No, but who cares?

0:21:37 > 0:21:42- This place is quite surprising. - Look! A thrill ride chair!

0:21:42 > 0:21:48- Maybe we're close to Ocean Zone... - CRIES FOR HELP

0:21:49 > 0:21:52HE-ELP!

0:21:52 > 0:21:54HE-ELP!

0:21:54 > 0:21:58- What happened? - Did someone call for KELP?

0:21:58 > 0:22:02We were looking for Ocean Zone. The tide came in. We're stranded.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Hold on - I'll be right back.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I'll be right there, guys.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15You made it! All right!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Great! Let's go!

0:22:18 > 0:22:21..Hey, why aren't you heading for shore?

0:22:21 > 0:22:29We'll go a more exciting way back. How MUCH more exciting?!

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Hold on! Here it comes!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Hey! Stop!

0:22:37 > 0:22:44- That was fun, wasn't it, DW? - Sure. REAL fun(!)

0:22:47 > 0:22:52- Again.- Again! - I want a turn! Me!

0:22:54 > 0:22:57So, how d'you like the Ocean Zone?

0:22:57 > 0:23:00I don't know. We never found it.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04- All we found were tide pools. - And a BIG wave!

0:23:04 > 0:23:12I've found enough molluscs for two extra-long lectures and two tests.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15What a perfect day!

0:23:15 > 0:23:20- I saw a dolphin and...- My shells! They're gone!

0:23:20 > 0:23:24All my shells! Lost for ever!

0:23:24 > 0:23:29They weren't really yours, DW. They belong to the...

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Ocean. Hey!

0:23:31 > 0:23:34This IS the Ocean Zone, isn't it?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Good one, Dad!

0:23:38 > 0:23:44- CHATTERING - Look, more dolphins jumping!

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Wow!

0:23:53 > 0:23:58# And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day

0:23:58 > 0:24:03# If you can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:03 > 0:24:09# Listen to your heart, to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:09 > 0:24:16# It's a simple message And it comes from the start

0:24:16 > 0:24:20# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:20 > 0:24:25# And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day

0:24:25 > 0:24:30# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:30 > 0:24:33# What a wonderful kind of day. #