Sleep No More/Pet Peeved

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:15# And I say, hey! What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:15 > 0:00:21# If you could learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:27# Listen to your heart, to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:33# Open up your eyes, open your ears Make things better working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message and it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48# And I say, hey! What a wonderful kind of day!

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# You can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:58# What a wonderful kind of day! What a wonderful kind of day! #

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey!- Oh!

0:01:08 > 0:01:13Hello. Today, as a special treat, my esteemed colleague, Prof Baxter,

0:01:13 > 0:01:18will speak about a subject he knows all about.

0:01:20 > 0:01:25Thank you. Today we will discuss... Roll the tape, please!

0:01:25 > 0:01:31Sleep. Sleep is the most necessary part of our lives.

0:01:31 > 0:01:36It replenishes our strength so that we are physically fit.

0:01:37 > 0:01:42It rests our brains so that we are mentally fit.

0:01:42 > 0:01:47'Can anyone tell me the sound animals of this genus make?

0:01:47 > 0:01:52SNORING 'Excellent, Buster!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55'That IS the sound of the wild boar.'

0:01:55 > 0:02:00And it saves our energy for the truly important things.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08Now to prepare myself for something truly important.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25- APPLAUSE - Thank you, Professor.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30Next week, Prof Baxter presents part two of his sleeping lectures -

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Eating After Sleeping.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Hey!

0:02:39 > 0:02:44'For Neil Strongarm, landing on the Moon was the dream of a lifetime

0:02:44 > 0:02:46'and it was his destiny.

0:02:46 > 0:02:52'Adventures in Space will continue right after this.'

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Ever wonder what your destiny is?

0:02:55 > 0:02:59I'll win a gold medal on the Olympic hockey team.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02I'll discover the universe's origin.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05I'm going to end world hunger.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09After being the world's most glamorous fashion designer.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14I think we all know what Buster's destiny is.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17ALL: Mattress tester!

0:03:17 > 0:03:22'It's coming! The most magical kingdom of all. Pizza Land!

0:03:22 > 0:03:27'The first theme park made entirely of food.'

0:03:27 > 0:03:31# Come to a heavenly place Where cheese and tomato

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- # Are all that the eye can see! # - Pepperoni!

0:03:35 > 0:03:41'As a special opening event, the first Pizza Paula's Pizza Pig-out.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46'Whoever eats the most pizzas will receive a lifetime pass

0:03:46 > 0:03:49'to any one of my pizza restaurants.'

0:03:49 > 0:03:53You always tell me to do what I'm good at.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58I'm excellent at all-you-can-eat. Francine said it's my destiny.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03- Or mattress tester.- I'm sorry, Buster. That park is miles away.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08We'd have to stay in a hotel. We don't have the money for that.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Money, hmm...

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Will this help pay for a hotel? - Oh, Buster.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47- It's wonderful that you're working so hard...- My destiny!- But I'm sorry.

0:04:47 > 0:04:53A hotel costs a lot... TELEPHONE RINGS

0:04:53 > 0:04:58- This isn't how destiny works.- Yes? Bitsy Baxter, Elwood City Times.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01What, Mom? What?

0:05:01 > 0:05:06This is so cool that you can invite us all to Pizza Land!

0:05:06 > 0:05:11My mom's covering the opening for her newspaper

0:05:11 > 0:05:16and they gave her a free suite, so why let it go to waste?

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- What great luck! - Luck? It's destiny!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24'Welcome to my Pizza Land!

0:05:24 > 0:05:30'Step on the welcome mat and come on in.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32'Mmm!'

0:05:33 > 0:05:36It's...paradise!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38ALL: Wow!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Mmm, crust! Deep dish!

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Buster, please don't eat the sidewalk. Here are your maps.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Meet back here at 4 o'clock sharp.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Wanna go to the Anchovy Flume?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59There's something I must do first.

0:06:01 > 0:06:07I'd like to register for tomorrow's contest, please.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14GASPS

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Sorry, guys. It's my special talent.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21You're going to bed at six o'clock?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24I'm getting my rest for the contest.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28But you'll miss the laser show.

0:06:28 > 0:06:33The better rested, the better he'll eat. Let's let him have some peace.

0:06:33 > 0:06:40- As if a marching band could wake him! - It's just an excuse for another nap!

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Oh! I almost forgot my exercises.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46And bite, chew, chew, mm, mm.

0:06:46 > 0:06:51And swallow. OK, that's enough.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Pizza pig-out...

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Wow! That was deep!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I can't sleep!

0:07:19 > 0:07:23I shut my eyes and think about the contest.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27I see it, taste it, smell it.

0:07:27 > 0:07:32It's probably because you tried to go to bed so early.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36- That must be it. - Why not try my mask and earplugs?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42OK. Well, here goes.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Good night!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Oh...

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Here you go, Arthur.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11You eat while I clean your room.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Anything else you'd like me to do?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Oh, goodie! Let me see.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22There's seven hours 34 minutes and 20 seconds to go.

0:08:22 > 0:08:27- What?- Seven hours 34 minutes and 10 seconds to go...

0:08:27 > 0:08:33- Seven hours 34 minutes and zero seconds to go.- DW, don't go!

0:08:33 > 0:08:39- Oh, Buster!- Go to sleep! - I can't!

0:08:39 > 0:08:43I've got it! Buster, look over here.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Now, just think of math class...

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Great! You did it, Brain!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54No.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I dreamt I heard the lunch bell.

0:08:58 > 0:09:03Harder, harder. Feel the burn! Good!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Now are you tired?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08No - I'm hungry!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11I can't believe I'm doing this,

0:09:11 > 0:09:17- but a proper bed IS the only way to get a good night's sleep.- Night.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23RUSTLING

0:09:23 > 0:09:25OK, out! Out!

0:09:25 > 0:09:30You know, it always helps me to punch my pillow a few times.

0:09:30 > 0:09:37- Does it make you sleepy?- No, but it makes me think how my hand hurts.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Oh.- Hey, Arthur, you haven't had any ideas.

0:09:41 > 0:09:47- Oh, well...I don't know. Counting sheep?- Ohh(!)

0:09:47 > 0:09:50That is so lame. It never works...

0:09:58 > 0:10:03After I destroy all my Crazy Bus stuff, I'll start on Mary Moo Cow.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Arthur? Arthur...

0:10:06 > 0:10:12Buster, no! You fell asleep! You counted sheep!

0:10:12 > 0:10:17But then I dreamt about shepherds and then about shepherd's pie.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Then pizza pie and... - Buster, stop!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- It's just a stupid contest! - It's not!

0:10:25 > 0:10:30It's my destiny! You've got to help me!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32What's the use? It's hopeless.

0:10:32 > 0:10:38Well, there's only one thing to do when destiny bites the dust.

0:10:38 > 0:10:43Bite back. ..Hello, room service? Could I have a pizza?

0:10:43 > 0:10:48'Room service is closed. Perhaps you could come down to the kitchen.'

0:10:54 > 0:11:00We've only got six hours 15 minutes and 40 seconds until the contest!

0:11:00 > 0:11:05- Here, twirl this!- But I'm not... I mean, I just couldn't sleep.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10- Tell me about it! - You guys!- We couldn't sleep.

0:11:10 > 0:11:15This always happens to me. I blew the rhubarb-eating contest.

0:11:15 > 0:11:21- I haven't had a good night's sleep in 16 years!- Man, I'm tired...

0:11:21 > 0:11:27Wait a minute. How can you be so crazy about a silly contest?

0:11:27 > 0:11:32- It's not silly!- It's...my destiny! - But there are always contests.

0:11:32 > 0:11:38If not this one, there'll be another one. That's right!

0:11:38 > 0:11:43- There'll always be another one. - Help us with this work.- Work?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- HE YAWNS - Right, work.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Will you excuse me a moment?

0:11:57 > 0:12:02Welcome, one and all, to the Pizza Pig-out!

0:12:02 > 0:12:08First an apology. Due to Pizza Paula's incredible excitement,

0:12:08 > 0:12:13she didn't sleep a wink last night, so the contest will be tomorrow.

0:12:13 > 0:12:19- That gives you all a chance to get another good night's rest.- Aww!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Pizza, anyone...?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Guys?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Guys?

0:12:31 > 0:12:35OK. "Connect piece A15 to B20.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39"Then connect the piece marked Right Corner..."

0:12:39 > 0:12:44Never underestimate the importance of directions!

0:12:44 > 0:12:49Imagine not following the instructions for the Eiffel Tower!

0:12:49 > 0:12:53See I told you! "Connect Z Quinze to C Soixante-sept."

0:12:53 > 0:12:56If only you'd listened to me!

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Even repairmen look at instructions.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Sure you don't want the manual?

0:13:02 > 0:13:07Don't need it. This machine's as good as new.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Whoa!- Whoa!

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Following instructions is boring.

0:13:12 > 0:13:17I made this and never looked at the instructions once.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20- DW!- DW!

0:13:20 > 0:13:23See? Who needs instructions?

0:13:31 > 0:13:36No can do, Francine. My mom said it'd be bad for my asthma.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40No, Francine. It would make Pal uncomfortable.

0:13:40 > 0:13:45My mom doesn't want the couches all ripped up.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Great(!) Now what am I gonna do?

0:13:48 > 0:13:53Nemo, I'm sorry. You can't come camping with me this weekend.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58And I can't find anyone to watch you. I've tried everybody.

0:13:58 > 0:14:03Binky, there's no better pet than a dog.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Crusher could eat that scaredy cat!

0:14:07 > 0:14:11- For breakfast!- I bet he could eat him for an afternoon snack!

0:14:11 > 0:14:14On a cracker!

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Why not take your dog and get lost?

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Sorry, Nemo. I still have to find someone to watch you.

0:14:22 > 0:14:28If I don't, we'll have to put you in...the kitty kennel!

0:14:28 > 0:14:34Uh, Francine, sorry I teased your cat. I was just playing along. Bye!

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Arthur's not tough enough for the job.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44Neither is Buster. I need someone who is really, really tough.

0:14:44 > 0:14:50- How about Sue Ellen?- Actually, Binky, I was thinking of you.- Me?

0:14:50 > 0:14:55- Oh, yeah, me. I'm tough enough. What's the job?- Pet watcher.

0:14:55 > 0:15:00- A pit bull?- No. - A python?- No.- A piranha?- No.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04- It's my cat, Nemo. - Your cat?! No way!

0:15:04 > 0:15:09It's just for Saturday and Sunday. I'll pay you 5 a day!

0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Make it ten for the whole weekend! - Er...OK.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Yes! Whoo-ee! Ten dollars!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19See you at my place.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24Ah, Binky, you sure know how to bargain.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Hi, Nemo. Ready to have some fun?

0:15:30 > 0:15:35Well, here's all his stuff. Food, toys, sleeping basket...

0:15:35 > 0:15:41- Ahem!- Relax! Your money's in the envelope with cat care instructions.

0:15:41 > 0:15:47- It's very important to follow them. - We'll be fine. See you Sunday!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Be good to him!

0:15:50 > 0:15:53First things first.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59OK, Nemo. You're not gonna believe what I built for you.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03Let's go! It's THIS way, Nemo.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Miaow!

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oh, brother!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Pretty cool obstacle course, huh?

0:16:12 > 0:16:18Go on, try it out. ..OK, I'll do it once, then it's your turn.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Where are you going? Come back.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Let's see if you know any tricks.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Um...sit!

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Fetch!

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Uh, listen, cat,

0:16:39 > 0:16:43I'm in charge and we're gonna have fun!

0:16:43 > 0:16:48Oh, so you like staring contests, huh?

0:16:48 > 0:16:52OK, but I'm warning you. I am the best starer in...

0:16:52 > 0:16:55in...

0:16:55 > 0:17:01OK, that one didn't count. I had dust in my eye.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05Hey! Stop right now! I order you!

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oh!

0:17:07 > 0:17:09CRUSHER GROWLS

0:17:10 > 0:17:17- Miaow.- We can work this out. Just come down now before Rattle sees me.

0:17:17 > 0:17:22- You talking to a tree?- Yeah... I was just practising some insults.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Quit crying, you weeping willow!

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Hey, look! It's that cat!

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Hey, Binky, hold him if you catch him.

0:17:33 > 0:17:38- He'd be a great chew toy for Crusher. - Ha! He sure would.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- A chew toy...- Whoa!

0:17:41 > 0:17:46We'll do whatever you want. Just come down.

0:17:54 > 0:17:59- Some fun that dumb cat turned out to be!- Miaow!

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Get off my shoe, furball!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Hey! You're playing!

0:18:05 > 0:18:09If you like shoelaces, I've got something you'll love.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Thataboy!

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Whoa!

0:18:23 > 0:18:28Binky Barnes! What on Earth are you and that cat doing?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Clean up the yarn this instant.

0:18:30 > 0:18:35Hey, get back here! Half of this mess is yours!

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Nemo, stop that scratching!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Nemo, please stop that.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Nemo! Stop that!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Thank you.

0:18:52 > 0:18:57- BINKY YAWNS - Oh, here you go. Breakfast time.

0:18:57 > 0:19:03- Miaow(!)- Hurry up and eat. Francine will be here to pick you up soon.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06What? You don't wanna go home?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08HISS

0:19:08 > 0:19:12You wanna stay here? With me?

0:19:12 > 0:19:18But you're Francine's kitty. Wait! Has Francine been rotten to you?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Is that why you're scared?

0:19:20 > 0:19:25You were supposed to wake me up! I gave you specific instructions!

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Now I'm late! No food for you today.

0:19:29 > 0:19:35Clean this floor. I want it to shine. Come on, Nemo, clean!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Pull! Let's go, Nemo. Move it!

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Aw, you poor little guy.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50No wonder she said it was tough.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54She wanted me to be a slavedriver like her.

0:19:54 > 0:20:00Don't worry. Binky won't let mean old Francine hurt you any more.

0:20:03 > 0:20:08- Hide in here. It'll be safer. - Hey, Binky!- They're after us!

0:20:08 > 0:20:14- Francine's looking all over for you. She wants Nemo back.- Uh...

0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Cat got your tongue?- No. - MIAOW

0:20:18 > 0:20:23- Did you just...miaow?- Um, yeah. Yeah, I miaowed. Why?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Can't a kid miaow if he wants to?

0:20:26 > 0:20:30- Miaow.- Miaow, miaow.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Miaow, miaow.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36You can stay here tonight.

0:20:36 > 0:20:41Tomorrow we'll build a secret hideout. ..Oh, almost empty.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44You'll need more. I'll be back.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Stay here. Please? Just stay here.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53May I interest you in parakeet food?

0:20:53 > 0:20:58No, I'm looking for cat stuff. Er... I'm about to get a cat. I think.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Follow me for some essential items.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05Aisle one, grooming comb and brushes.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Aisle two, flea spray and collars.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Aisle three, an exercise ball.

0:21:10 > 0:21:15Aisle four, a travelling cage. And finally...When Cats Go Bad.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20- And When Cats Go Really Bad. - Will this cost more than 10?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26It'll be 121.46!

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Aaaargh!

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Nemo? Where are you?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Miaow.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39What are you doing out there?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Nemo, I can't afford to feed you.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45I'm gonna have to take you home.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Hey!

0:21:47 > 0:21:51Come out, Nemo! You're acting like a cat!

0:21:51 > 0:21:56- Hey, wait up! - What's going on here?!

0:21:56 > 0:22:00Still trying to catch that chew toy.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Just a little bit closer...

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Binky?- Ah!

0:22:06 > 0:22:11- Where's Nemo? - Get that little scaredy cat!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Oh! Nemo!

0:22:17 > 0:22:19That's the way, Nemo!

0:22:19 > 0:22:24You oughta have that cat on a leash. He's dangerous!

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Crusher, come back!

0:22:27 > 0:22:32Here, Nemo. He's right, Binky. Nemo should be on his leash.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36- He could have gotten hurt. - You're one to talk!

0:22:36 > 0:22:40You make him wake up early and...huh?

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- But I thought...- Come on, Nemo.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50- Hey!- A-ha! I KNEW Nemo didn't want to go with you.

0:22:50 > 0:22:55- Have you been mean to him? - No, YOU have!

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Nemo's allergic to milk. It makes him act weird.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Didn't you read my instructions?

0:23:02 > 0:23:05What instructions?

0:23:06 > 0:23:11See? It says right here, "Don't feed him milk."

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Oh.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19I'm sorry, Nemo. I guess you had a rotten weekend.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23Wow, Binky! He really likes you.

0:23:23 > 0:23:28He likes it when I rub his belly. It helped him sleep last night.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Here's your 10 back.

0:23:30 > 0:23:36You can keep it IF you promise to be Nemo's official cat watcher.

0:23:36 > 0:23:42Sure! Next time we'll have such fun! I'll teach you how to box.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45You've got a great southpaw.

0:23:45 > 0:23:50- Miaow. - Or...we could just nap all day.

0:23:53 > 0:23:58# And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day

0:23:58 > 0:24:03# If you can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:03 > 0:24:08# Listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:24:08 > 0:24:10# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:10 > 0:24:15# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:15 > 0:24:20# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:20 > 0:24:25# And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day

0:24:25 > 0:24:32# Learn to work and play And get along with each other... #