The Last of Mary Moon Cow / Bitzi's Beau

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Uh-uh-uh! 3.30 is MY TV time.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Your time is...

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I don't watch Mary Moo Cow on a clock.

0:01:23 > 0:01:28- It says 4 o'clock. - Lucky for me I can't tell the time.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Mom, Arthur changed all the clocks again!

0:01:32 > 0:01:35# Mary Moo Cow, Mary Moo Cow

0:01:35 > 0:01:38# We love you, Mary Moo... #

0:01:38 > 0:01:43There's no fooling DW when it comes to Mary Moo Cow.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Mom! It's 3.30!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oh, no, it's 3.30!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh, you're too slow!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02# ..When you're with a milk cow... #

0:02:02 > 0:02:06If she couldn't watch this show, she'd go crazy. Well...crazier!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Thank you, boys and girls. That was fun!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Will you sing it again? - ALL: Yes!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16What are you waiting for? Go to the title card!

0:02:24 > 0:02:28HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING

0:02:28 > 0:02:30ALL: DW, what's wrong?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33She's coming.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38So remember, boys and girls, I'll see you real soon when I visit...

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Thursday, the Mill Creek Mall in Elwood, Friday, Petey's Pizzeria.

0:02:42 > 0:02:48I can hardly wait. Mo-o-o to yo-o-u!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51To you to-o-o!

0:02:51 > 0:02:57# Oh, DW, oh, DW, I love you

0:02:57 > 0:03:03- # Really, Moo?- There is no-one smarter- Try tell that to Arthur... #

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Arthur, bleurgh!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08# ..I love you

0:03:08 > 0:03:11# Toodle-loo! #

0:03:13 > 0:03:17I figured it out. I can live in Mary Moo Cow's barn in summer,

0:03:17 > 0:03:23then live here for the rest of the year when Arthur's in school.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28- You are insane. They won't put you on the show.- Not "they", "she".

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Mary Moo Cow. This one.

0:03:30 > 0:03:35- Honey, there are going to be a lot of kids there to see her.- I know.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39That's why we can't tell her I'm related to Arthur.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Do you think Mary Moo Cow has spinach for dinner?

0:03:43 > 0:03:48I could eat it once or twice, just to be polite, but not every night.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Well, she's gone!

0:03:51 > 0:03:55- That means... - BOTH: Dark Bunny!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58And I know Mary loves babies.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03So Kate could visit when Mary and me have our days off. CHILD CRIES

0:04:05 > 0:04:09I'm sorry. Mary can't take everybody.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Oh, my. I'm sorry, honey.- What?

0:04:14 > 0:04:19- What's it say?- No Mary Moo Cow today, I'm afraid. They cancelled it.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26'In the rain-drenched streets of Dark City, where the sun never rises,

0:04:26 > 0:04:32'only one person stands between crime and humanity...'

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Mary Moo Cow!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Huh?!

0:04:35 > 0:04:40Mary couldn't come. OK, the party's over. It's MY turn.

0:04:40 > 0:04:46This is an extra-special episode, and do you know why?

0:04:46 > 0:04:50ALL: Because it's our last episode!

0:04:50 > 0:04:56That's right, boys and girls - L-A-S-T - last. Let's sing it!

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- # L-A-S-T, that's our last... # - BOTH: All right!

0:05:00 > 0:05:07- What does that mean? - Mary Moo Cow is history!

0:05:07 > 0:05:11MOM!

0:05:11 > 0:05:15# L-A-S-T, that spells "last" No more Mary Moo Cow! #

0:05:15 > 0:05:20I'm sorry, DW, but that's what happens to all TV shows eventually.

0:05:20 > 0:05:25- They get cancelled. - You mean it'll never be on again?!

0:05:25 > 0:05:31I know it seems awful, but think of the other fun things to do at 3.30.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34And you do have a few video tapes.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Mom, Dad!

0:05:36 > 0:05:41- You're going to punish Arthur, right? - Goodnight, DW.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45'Think of the other fun things to do at 3.30...'

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Come on, we're supposed to have fun.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03What's fun about it?

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Without Mary Moo Cow, there's only Dark Bunny.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Bleurgh!

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Uh-uh-uh! It's still my TV time.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22'And welcome to Stock Market Today...'

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Mom!- It's useless, Arthur.

0:06:25 > 0:06:30She said I could keep this time till I recover from my trauma.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Mom!

0:06:33 > 0:06:38Come on, DW, this is so boring. Let's go out and play.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Uh-uh. It's not fair.

0:06:40 > 0:06:45If I can't have Mary Moo Cow, he can't have Dark Bunny.

0:06:45 > 0:06:51# Hey, DW, hey, DW Let's go play, right away... #

0:06:51 > 0:06:54I said no, Nadine!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58'..When a group of concerned citizens

0:06:58 > 0:07:02'obtained 500 signatures on a petition...'

0:07:02 > 0:07:07It's a petition. If a lot of us sign it, they'll have to bring her back.

0:07:07 > 0:07:12- Why would we want to do that? - Cos you can sign with finger paint!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Sign a petition to bring back Mary Moo Cow. Only five cents.

0:07:20 > 0:07:27- You don't charge to sign a petition. - Grown-ups think it's more important.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Huh?!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35OK. I just need one more signature.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39If you sign it, I'll let you watch Dark Bunny.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45I couldn't live with myself, knowing I'd brought her back.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Fine!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Mom! I'm ready to mail it!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Mail for Mary Moo Cow.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Boys and girls, do you know what this is?- What?!

0:08:02 > 0:08:07# A petition, here is a petition Spell petition...

0:08:07 > 0:08:10# P-E-T...something, something, something

0:08:10 > 0:08:15- # Now we can get out of hear - DW, you brought us cheer

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- # P-E-T... - Something, something, something

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- # P-E-T... - Something, something, something

0:08:22 > 0:08:25# Oh...! #

0:08:31 > 0:08:33What's it say?

0:08:33 > 0:08:38The person in the cow costume is happy you made a petition -

0:08:38 > 0:08:40H-A-P-P-Y.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42But the show is STILL cancelled.

0:08:42 > 0:08:47So you should let your brother watch Dark Bunny because it's still on TV.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51- You're funny.- "Dear DW,

0:08:51 > 0:08:57"Mary Moo Cow is very happy that you circulated a petition on her behalf.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59"Can you spell 'happy' "?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Oh, no, he's not right, is he, Mom?

0:09:02 > 0:09:07- No matter what the letter says, you should be very proud...- Read it...

0:09:07 > 0:09:09please.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- "..But while Mary cannot make any more shows at this time..."- Ha!

0:09:14 > 0:09:19- No!- "..She would like to personally thank you

0:09:19 > 0:09:23"by inviting you to the studios of Channel 12."

0:09:23 > 0:09:28- Hooray! It worked!- It didn't work. The show is still cancelled.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Just wait until I have a talk with Mary!

0:09:32 > 0:09:37Dad, I think you made a wrong turn. This isn't Mary's barn.

0:09:37 > 0:09:42No, it's the studio where the show is filmed. The barn is inside.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, that Mary!

0:09:44 > 0:09:50Textile up 1.78. Pork products continue to fall. Value Mortgages...

0:09:50 > 0:09:55And this is where Mary Moo Cow had her soft-puppet shows.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Have we given you a soft puppet yet?

0:09:59 > 0:10:04This is all very nice, ma'am, but I do have a lot to discuss with Mary.

0:10:04 > 0:10:10- So if you could take me to her... - I'm afraid she's very busy, DW.

0:10:10 > 0:10:15Busy?! But that's the whole reason I came out here!

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- DW!- I already have this stuff!

0:10:19 > 0:10:26Arthur was right. You invited me here to tell me it's still cancelled!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Mary! Mary!

0:10:28 > 0:10:31DW, come back!

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Where are you? M-O-O...

0:10:35 > 0:10:38spells Moo!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Mary?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Mary?

0:10:48 > 0:10:52I'm sorry. Isn't this...? Oh!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55You're not Mary.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58You're the boring woman.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Well, I...

0:11:00 > 0:11:04You're the little petition girl. Mary likes you very much.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Why have you taken Mary's place?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Where did you put her? - I didn't put her anywhere.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Mary just wanted a change. Everyone needs a change, don't they?

0:11:15 > 0:11:20No! Maybe... No!

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Don't worry, she may turn up again some day.

0:11:24 > 0:11:29When she does, you'll know your petition had a lot to do with it.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Well, goodbye, little girl.- Mm.

0:11:32 > 0:11:38- There you are!- DW, you don't just burst into dressing rooms!- That's OK.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43- I was very pleased to meet her. - MARY MOO VOICE:- GOODBYE!

0:11:43 > 0:11:47- I mean, goodbye. - Come on, DW, it's time to go.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53# Oh, DW, I love you, yes, I do... #

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Mary.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Electro Systems up a quarter...

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Don't worry. I'm not even going to ask.

0:12:01 > 0:12:07- Huh?!- That's OK. You can watch your show.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'll see Mary...some other time.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Dark Bunny, here I come!

0:12:12 > 0:12:19'Dark Bunny has been cancelled, so we can bring you the original episodes

0:12:19 > 0:12:24'of every boy and girl's favourite series - the Mary Moo Cow Show.'

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Argh!

0:12:29 > 0:12:32SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Hey, Mom. Up high...- ..Down low.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45In the middle.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49And away we go!

0:12:54 > 0:12:59Buster and his mom are really good friends. They go to the movies...

0:12:59 > 0:13:04The animation is terrible. The plot is dumb and the songs are awful.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08- That's what we said when we first saw it.- I know.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Once more and I'm sure we'll be cured.

0:13:12 > 0:13:18- They do chores together.- Detergent, sponge, soap, paper towels...

0:13:28 > 0:13:3117 minutes and 54 seconds - a new record.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35Sometimes, they just go out for lunch together.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39But all that might change when Buster meets...

0:13:39 > 0:13:42My boyfriend.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54HELP! HELP!

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Bionic Bunny, where are you?!

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Someone's in trouble!

0:14:03 > 0:14:08Never fear, Bionic Bunny is here!

0:14:08 > 0:14:13Thank goodness! I have the most terrible splinter!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Could you please take it out?

0:14:23 > 0:14:30- BOTH: It's a trap!- I'm in the red zone.- Me too! She is SUCH an alien!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33You're no little girl! You're...

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Codo from the Crab Nebula.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Prepare to be neutralised!

0:14:41 > 0:14:43BEEP BEEP

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Hold on. That's call waiting.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Hello?

0:14:48 > 0:14:53- Just a minute. ..Mom, it's for you! - Thank you, dear.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Yes? ..Well, hello!

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Why, thank you!

0:14:59 > 0:15:01SHE GIGGLES

0:15:02 > 0:15:07You didn't return from call waiting. I was on the phone for 20 minutes.

0:15:07 > 0:15:13Sorry, Arthur. My mom took the phone. She's been acting weird.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17- How so? - Well, she smiles all the time.

0:15:17 > 0:15:22- And sometimes when she's on the phone, she's all giggly.- Boyfriend.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25My mom does not have a boyfriend!

0:15:25 > 0:15:31- Any unexpected deliveries of flowers lately?- Now you mention it...

0:15:31 > 0:15:36When she's doing something, does she stop and then sigh like this...?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Huh! A-a-h!

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Well...just once or twice.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44I rest my case.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Boyfriend.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Maybe she does have a boyfriend. - But who?

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Your book reports were all satisfactory,

0:15:54 > 0:15:59- with a few exceptions. - (Great, another F!)

0:15:59 > 0:16:01What?!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04This can't be mine!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06It is!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08That's my pizza stain!

0:16:08 > 0:16:12I'm telling you, Arthur, it's him!

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Mr Ratburn's my mother's boyfriend!

0:16:15 > 0:16:19- That's ridiculous! - Oh, yeah? Well, look at this!

0:16:19 > 0:16:24- When was the last time I got an A in his class?- Well...

0:16:26 > 0:16:30He probably gave it to me so I'd like him better.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Oh, this is the end!

0:16:33 > 0:16:35I'm doomed!

0:16:35 > 0:16:38First, he'll come over to dinner.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40SHE GIGGLES

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Delightful dinner, my dear.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Well, Buster, only one slice left.

0:16:46 > 0:16:52- Guess the number I'm thinking of between 1 and 10 and it's yours.- 7?

0:16:52 > 0:16:56No, it was 3.141592675,

0:16:56 > 0:16:59also known as pi. Get it - pie!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Pie!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10And then they'll get married.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Do you, Nigel Charles Ratburn,

0:17:13 > 0:17:17take Bitzulim Baxter, to have and to hold,

0:17:17 > 0:17:22for better or for worse, for sickness and in health, from this day forward,

0:17:22 > 0:17:26till death do you part?

0:17:26 > 0:17:30I do. But I must tell you, sir, that's a run-on sentence.

0:17:30 > 0:17:35Try breaking it up with a few periods.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Then they'll have children!

0:17:37 > 0:17:41Read to me! Read me a big book!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43In French!

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Let's play algebra!

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Daddy! Buster broke my chemistry set!

0:17:50 > 0:17:55Arrgh!

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Keep it down! He's coming.

0:17:57 > 0:18:03Arthur, you've gotta do something. Tell him my mother's ugly and crazy.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- No!- Buster, Arthur.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Er, Mr Ratburn, did you know that Buster's mother...

0:18:10 > 0:18:15- has giant lizards that she feeds rats to?- Really? I love lizards.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19I had one called Marty, but I never fed him rats.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Fascinating.

0:18:21 > 0:18:26Great! Now the house is going to be full of lizards too. Thanks a lot(!)

0:18:26 > 0:18:29I couldn't think of anything.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Dinner on Friday sounds great.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Just let me run it by Buster.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Bye!

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Please don't marry Mr Ratburn, Mom!

0:18:44 > 0:18:49He'll give you homework. He'll make you re-do your pies.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Marry Mr Ratburn?! What are you talking about?

0:18:53 > 0:19:00- All those flowers and phone calls - that's him, right?- That's not him!

0:19:00 > 0:19:05- That's Harry Mills. - It isn't Mr Ratburn? Whoopee!

0:19:05 > 0:19:10Would it be all right with you if he had dinner with us on Friday?

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Sure! ..Wait a minute. Who's Harry Mills?

0:19:16 > 0:19:21All I know is he writes about sports for the newspaper and loves kids.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25- He sounds great.- Yeah - TOO great.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Arthur, what if he's...

0:19:28 > 0:19:32one of them.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- What do you mean? - You know - an alien.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42You'll just love what's for dessert -

0:19:42 > 0:19:44you!

0:19:55 > 0:20:01Codo, my lord, I bring you two fresh Earthlings!

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Good work, Horseshoe.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14- Buster, he's not an alien.- Have you got proof?- I don't need proof.

0:20:14 > 0:20:20Well, you're probably right, but it doesn't hurt to be sure!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Is that your final answer?

0:20:31 > 0:20:35- It works! - DING-DONG

0:20:35 > 0:20:39< Buster, could you get it? I'm not ready yet.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52- Knock, knock.- Who's there?- Venice. - Venice who?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Ven-ice you going to invite me in?

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Hi, Buster, I'm Harry.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Woops! Sorry!- Mmm.

0:21:04 > 0:21:11And by the time the batter slid into home, all he had on were his boxers.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14HE LAUGHS

0:21:14 > 0:21:21- Buster Baxter, where are your manners?- He's making me laugh!

0:21:21 > 0:21:26He's right. I tell funny stories when I'm nervous, and...

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Harry, your tie!

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Actually, it looks better with crab chowder on it.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43That was delicious.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Now, how about dessert?

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- I'll get some plates. - Let me help you.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Phew!

0:22:08 > 0:22:15- You do like Boston cream pie, don't you?- It's my favourite!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Mine too!

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Thanks for having me over, Buster. I had a great time.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Me too. - I'll tuck you in in a minute.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29'Even if he is an alien, he sure is a nice one.'

0:22:40 > 0:22:43So what did you think of Harry?

0:22:43 > 0:22:47- He's OK. - You didn't like him, did you?

0:22:47 > 0:22:52- We don't have to see him again if you don't want to.- No, I did like him.

0:22:52 > 0:22:59It's just you and I won't hang out as much cos you'll be with Harry.

0:22:59 > 0:23:05That won't happen. You'll always be the most important person in my life.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- Promise?- I promise. ..Up high!

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Down low!

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Yes!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Did you see that, Harry? - Ahem!- >

0:23:27 > 0:23:32I just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't feed lizards rats -

0:23:32 > 0:23:36it makes them sluggish.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40- What's he talking about? - Who knows? Maybe he's...

0:23:40 > 0:23:42BOTH: ..One of them!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46WHIRRING

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Yep! Definitely an alien!

0:23:51 > 0:23:54# And I say, hey!

0:23:54 > 0:23:59# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:23:59 > 0:24:02# And get along with each other

0:24:02 > 0:24:05# You gotta listen to your heart

0:24:05 > 0:24:10# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:10 > 0:24:15# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:15 > 0:24:21# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:21 > 0:24:26# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:26 > 0:24:31# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #