Just Desserts/The Big Dig

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Look at that monster! I wonder if he's going to...

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Oh, he did! He ate that kid!

0:01:15 > 0:01:19Bones and all! That's so gross!

0:01:19 > 0:01:24I bet you thought I was reading a scare-your-pants-off book.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Well, I wasn't. It's fairy tales!

0:01:26 > 0:01:32Some of the scariest, most exciting stories ever! Talking pigs..

0:01:32 > 0:01:38And I was doing this hundreds of years before Babe!

0:01:38 > 0:01:43- ..Two-headed trolls. - I say we bake him in a pie.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- I say we put him in the soup. - I say we let him go.

0:01:47 > 0:01:53I didn't always like fairy tales. I used to think they were babyish.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Until one day... I should begin at the beginning.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Once upon a time, there was a boy named Arthur

0:02:01 > 0:02:04whose dad was an amazing cook.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- What kind of cake is THAT?! - Chocolate fudge brownie

0:02:14 > 0:02:19with a vanilla custard filling topped with butterscotch icing

0:02:19 > 0:02:24- and peanut butter toffees. - Could I try...?- No!

0:02:24 > 0:02:29It's for a wedding. But maybe Grandma will make you chocolate-chip cookies.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Owww!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Terrific(!)

0:02:33 > 0:02:36'Many sea creatures live on the ocean floor...'

0:02:36 > 0:02:39LOUD SNORING

0:02:39 > 0:02:43'..such as the sea cucumber and the wedding cake.'

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Peanut butter toffees!

0:02:46 > 0:02:51I don't know about you, but I thought it was a piece of cake.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- You've got cake?! - I'm talking about the history quiz.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00- I thought it was easy.- Sorry. My dad made this incredible cake

0:03:00 > 0:03:06- and I've been thinking about it all day.- Lucky you!- UNLUCKY me!

0:03:06 > 0:03:10It's for a wedding. And Grandma's making dinner tonight.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Y-You mean... that cheesy-tuna-noodle thing?!

0:03:14 > 0:03:19- Probably.- Then you might want to stock up on some REAL food.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Chocolate, nougat, caramel...

0:03:25 > 0:03:28peanut brittle...and gummy eels.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31All the major food groups!

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Oh!

0:03:36 > 0:03:42- But where's the cheesy-tuna-noodle thing?- Sorry to disappoint you.

0:03:42 > 0:03:47- Your father left dinner for us. - He did? Hooray!

0:03:47 > 0:03:52I mean...how nice. You don't have to do any work, Grandma.

0:03:52 > 0:03:58Thank you, dear. If you clean your plates, I have a surprise for you.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Whew! Now, what's the surprise?

0:04:05 > 0:04:11- We get to watch really scary movies? - Are we going to a toy store?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13You're gonna buy us toys?

0:04:13 > 0:04:18No. Your father left us some of the wedding cake!

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- ARTHUR'S STOMACH GURGLES - I really shouldn't.

0:04:24 > 0:04:29I already feel like I'm going to burst. Maybe one tiny bite...

0:04:31 > 0:04:33HE GROANS

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Serves you right for eating TWO slices!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Would you like me to read to you?

0:04:39 > 0:04:44- That's what I used to do when you had an upset stomach.- Yes! Read to us.

0:04:44 > 0:04:49Oh, not fairy tales! They're so boring!

0:04:49 > 0:04:54- Why not read Bloodsucking Beavers Of Bavaria?- No!

0:04:54 > 0:05:00I bet these fairy tales are just as exciting and frightening!

0:05:00 > 0:05:06- If you're a baby!- I think Arthur wants to go to bed early.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Settle down, you two.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Now, let's see... Ah, here's a good one.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17Once upon a time, there lived a poor woodcutter

0:05:17 > 0:05:22who had two children, a boy named Hansel and girl named Gretel.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26One year, a great famine fell upon the land.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Huh? Where am I?

0:05:29 > 0:05:34Oh, dear brother! We are stranded in the middle of a dark forest

0:05:34 > 0:05:39- with only a crust of bread! - Have my half. I'm stuffed.

0:05:39 > 0:05:45It's not for eating! It's for marking a trail so we can get home.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Oh! An animal has been eating the crumbs.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Now we're lost!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Mm! Bread!

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Let's walk a little further into the forest.

0:06:00 > 0:06:06I'm tired of these leather shorts. They may be cute, but I'm freezing.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Me, too! All I get is a dress with lace trim!

0:06:10 > 0:06:14It's like wearing a tablecloth. I'm freezing!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Great(!) Now we're even more lost.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21We'll be eaten by bloodsucking beavers!

0:06:21 > 0:06:27- Any more bright ideas(?) - DW, I think we're in luck. Look!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33There are chocolate chips in the walls.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37And the windows are made of fruit rolls!

0:06:37 > 0:06:42Hey, look what's in the mailbox - junk food mail!

0:06:42 > 0:06:47Mmm! Spicy nacho flavour. Must be a letter from Mexico.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Well!

0:06:49 > 0:06:54What have we here? Two scrumptious little children!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57We were just admiring your house.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01It's...eh... very tastefully decorated.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03This is nothing!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Wait till I take you to the mall!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Semi-sweet chocolate cookware!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14It's a cinch to clean!

0:07:14 > 0:07:18The sight of all this candy is making me sick.

0:07:18 > 0:07:23- Can we go home? - After I buy a new oven!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Let's see...

0:07:25 > 0:07:28You look like you're a medium.

0:07:33 > 0:07:38- Let us out!- Let us out!- I will. As soon as the oven heats up.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Where did I put those cloves?

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Arthur, the bars on the cell are candy!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47We can lick our way out!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51I can't. I'm too full.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54We're ready!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Aaaagh! I'm melting!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Tommy and Timmy!

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- You saved us! - I'm not Tommy. I'm Pesky.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08And these are my brothers -

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Whiney, Grouchy, Angry, Noisy, Creepy and Stinky.

0:08:12 > 0:08:18- ALL: And you're our princess - Doe White!- I'm not Doe White! I'm DW!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21The D is for Dora and the W is for Winifred!

0:08:21 > 0:08:27- Come with us, Princess! It's nap time!- No! Put me down!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Arthur! Go to Grandma's! Get help!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35PANTING

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Nice pants, Arthur! Where's the flood?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Got to find something else to wear.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43A cape. This will do.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45LAUGHTER

0:08:45 > 0:08:49That's even better! Who are you - Super Dufus?!

0:08:51 > 0:08:56Come in! You'll have to excuse my appearance.

0:08:56 > 0:09:02- I've been a little under the weather. - Grandma, what creamy skin you have!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's my new moisturiser.

0:09:05 > 0:09:10And what frosty hair you have and what dark, chocolaty eyes!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Better to be eaten by YOU!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Ohhhhhhh!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Arthur Reid! Did you eat Grandma?

0:09:19 > 0:09:25- It wasn't Grandma. It was that wedding cake.- Heard that one before!

0:09:25 > 0:09:32I spend my day cleaning for the Tibbles and THIS is what I find!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- I'm telling Mom and Dad.- Uhhhh!

0:09:36 > 0:09:37NO!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Are you all right? Did you have a nightmare?

0:09:41 > 0:09:46It's probably from all those fairy tales you were reading. See?!

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- They ARE scary! - My stomach really hurts.

0:09:50 > 0:09:55Chew these, and, in a little while, you'll feel better.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02First you get us really lost in the woods, then you eat Grandma.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Now you've sold my cow for some beans!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09But...but they're magic beans!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12That's what I think of your magic beans!

0:10:16 > 0:10:21You'd better hope there's a toy for me at the top!

0:10:24 > 0:10:29Why couldn't I have dreamed an elevator for this thing?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32WOW!

0:10:39 > 0:10:44Boy! This place is bigger than Home Hardware Heaven. ..Oh!

0:10:44 > 0:10:49Watch it, you silly goose. ..Hey! DW will love this.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Fee-fi-fo-fum!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Who are YOU?

0:10:55 > 0:11:00I am everything you've ever eaten! Eight-and-a-half years of food!

0:11:00 > 0:11:02And that's MY goose!

0:11:10 > 0:11:16I hope this is one of those dreams where I can fly! Whoooooooooooooo!

0:11:17 > 0:11:22- What a cute little goose! - We've got to get out of here.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26- The giant's coming.- Stand back. I'm not just a woodcutter.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I'm also a licensed beanstalk cutter!

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Timber!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47BURP!

0:11:47 > 0:11:52I feel much better. I guess that last fairy tale really the trick.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56"From then on, Arthur never ate too much candy,

0:11:56 > 0:11:58"and he lived happily every after.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00"The end."

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Well, maybe the happily ever after part will come true!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14I have the coolest grandpa in the whole world

0:12:14 > 0:12:17and he's finally coming to visit me!

0:12:17 > 0:12:21Arthur! What do you wanna do first?

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Explore the forbidden caves or wrestle alligators?

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Think we can get outta here without DW?

0:12:29 > 0:12:33He's not coming to visit YOU, he's coming to visit ME!

0:12:35 > 0:12:38I could do this for hours, DW!

0:12:40 > 0:12:44As I was saying, Grandpa Dave hardly ever gets to visit us...

0:12:44 > 0:12:47because he lives so far away.

0:12:47 > 0:12:52- But now he's coming for a long time. - I'm talking!- He'll play with me...

0:12:52 > 0:12:57- and take me to Ponyland. - He's taking ME to Wonderworld!

0:12:57 > 0:13:00- He'll buy me lots of presents. - Aaagh!

0:13:00 > 0:13:04I just LOVE Grandpa Dave!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14SNORING

0:13:14 > 0:13:19When is Grandpa Dave going home? It's been a week already.

0:13:19 > 0:13:26- Why? What's the matter?- All he wants to do is sleep...- ..and watch TV.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30Kids! I know that Grandpa isn't as active as he used to be.

0:13:30 > 0:13:36- You can say THAT again!- And I know you've had to give up a lot of TV.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- But he's still the same old Grandpa. - No, he's not.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44He's a different Grandpa and I don't like it!

0:13:44 > 0:13:46How are my favourite grandkids?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Fine.- Fine.

0:13:48 > 0:13:53- Any great adventures brewing? - Uh-uh.- No.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Well, how about a game of chequers when you get home?

0:13:57 > 0:14:03- Eh...kids?- I'll be late for school! - Me, too. I have to go...play!

0:14:03 > 0:14:06See you later, alligators.

0:14:06 > 0:14:12- Wanna come over to my house?- I have to go home. My grandpa's visiting.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- I thought you liked him.- I used to.

0:14:14 > 0:14:19But he's boring now. He just wants to sleep and play chequers.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Chequers isn't bad. - You haven't played with Grandpa!

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Grandpa?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Grandpa!

0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Uh...? What? - I moved. It's your turn.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Oh, so you did!

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Well, I move...here.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37SNORING

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, brother!

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Wow. Sounds fun.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Yeah. It's a blast(!) See ya.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Quick! Think of something.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53Grandpa just woke up and he wants to play chequers.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57< Is that you, Arthur? Ready for a game?

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Sure. But I have to...do something first.

0:15:00 > 0:15:06- Don't you need help with your homework?- I'm in pre-school!

0:15:06 > 0:15:10I'm waiting! Nothing like a nice game of chequers.

0:15:10 > 0:15:17Here you are. How about if DW goes first, and Arthur, you keep score?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21King me.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Grandpa! King me.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26What d'you say?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Hey!

0:15:27 > 0:15:30You won!

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Another game? - We've played eight games.

0:15:33 > 0:15:39Only eight? When I was your age, I'd play 30 games in an afternoon!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41One time... STIFLES A SNEEZE

0:15:46 > 0:15:51- What's this?- Oh, nothing for little children to worry about.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56- I am NOT little! I'm eight. - Well, that's true. But this...

0:15:56 > 0:15:59This is for grown-ups, really.

0:15:59 > 0:16:04- I'm a grown-up in spirit. Mom says so.- Hmm!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Well, maybe it IS time for you to hear the story

0:16:08 > 0:16:13of your great-great-great-great- great-great-GREAT Uncle Blacktooth.

0:16:13 > 0:16:19Aaargh! The meanest pirate to roam the seven seas - that's me!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Actually, there are eleven seas, sir.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27- and that doesn't include oceans... - Haaaa!

0:16:30 > 0:16:32SPLASH!

0:16:32 > 0:16:36'Besides being mean and never brushing his teeth,

0:16:36 > 0:16:39'Blacktooth was very, VERY rich.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43'He'd been robbing ships for a long time.'

0:16:43 > 0:16:5010 million diamonds and 6,000 pounds of candy! Woo-ee! I'm rich!

0:16:50 > 0:16:53'In fact, he had SO much treasure,

0:16:53 > 0:16:58'it was sinking his ship. He had to find a place to hide it.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02'By coincidence, the nearest port was Elwood City.

0:17:02 > 0:17:07'Late at night, the treasure was unloaded and buried.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11'Blacktooth drew a map of where the treasure was buried,

0:17:11 > 0:17:15'but it was 20 years before he came back for it.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- It's around here someplace. - Read the map!

0:17:19 > 0:17:24Or ask somebody. ..Hey, you! Seen any treasure around here?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Blacktooth never found his treasure.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30It's still buried here in Elwood City.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Wo-ow-ow!- What happened to the map?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36For a long time, the map was lost.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39But it was recently rediscovered,

0:17:39 > 0:17:44and I tell ya, I intend to go looking for that treasure when I feel better.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47You interested in joining me?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Could somebody help set the table?

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- We're having fun! - Grandpa is telling a story.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Go on, kids. We can finish after supper.

0:17:58 > 0:18:04That's more like it! Grandpa is back in business!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Arthur?

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Are you awake?- I am NOW!

0:18:11 > 0:18:15I can't sleep. I keep thinking about the treasure.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Me, too. What if we found it?!

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Mine! All MINE! ..Uhhhh!

0:18:28 > 0:18:32# You know you've always dreamed it

0:18:32 > 0:18:35# And with money, dreams come true

0:18:35 > 0:18:38# You've dreamed Your plastic unicorn would grow

0:18:38 > 0:18:42# Just as big as you! #

0:18:42 > 0:18:47- We have to find that treasure! - But we don't have the map.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50At least, not YET.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Grandpa, we were just wondering

0:18:55 > 0:18:59- what the treasure map looked like. - It's old and yellow,

0:18:59 > 0:19:02with lots of X's and dotted lines.

0:19:02 > 0:19:07Just what a treasure map SHOULD look like.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Chequers this afternoon?- Yeah!- Sure!

0:19:09 > 0:19:14- It was a white shirt with red buttons.- With BLUE buttons!

0:19:14 > 0:19:17It's not here!

0:19:19 > 0:19:21How can anybody sleep that much?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Sssh!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26It's gotta be here somewhere.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Maybe we should just ask him.- No. He wanted to wait

0:19:34 > 0:19:38until he felt better. That could take forever!

0:19:38 > 0:19:44I mean, it would be nice to find the treasure FOR him.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- I've got it!- Uh? What?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Let's go!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I, DW, solemnly swear...

0:19:55 > 0:20:02- I, DW, solemnly swear...- ..to never reveal the contents of this map...

0:20:02 > 0:20:06..to never reveal the contents of this map...

0:20:06 > 0:20:10Not even if someone tortures me and makes me eat worms!

0:20:10 > 0:20:15- AND to obey the commands of my brother, Arthur...- And...

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Forget it! Open the map.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Know what?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- No. What?- Oh, wow!

0:20:23 > 0:20:24What?

0:20:24 > 0:20:28I think the treasure's buried by the tree house!

0:20:30 > 0:20:34See you later! Have fun at the doctor's!

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Take your time. Don't hurry back. - Quit it!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Now!

0:20:42 > 0:20:48- So, we need to go 20 paces towards the creek.- What's a pace?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50It's...

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Like that. 20 of those.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56THEY BOTH COUNT

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- ..19...- 20!

0:21:00 > 0:21:03And now we have to go 20 paces east.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Stupid pirate!

0:21:07 > 0:21:10This is it! X marks the spot!

0:21:10 > 0:21:14Diamonds, rubies, candy, here I come!

0:21:16 > 0:21:20- Arthur? Where are you?- Down here!

0:21:20 > 0:21:25- I don't get it. We're right where the map said.- What are you doing?

0:21:25 > 0:21:31- We've been looking for you. - We're finding Blacktooth's treasure.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36We found the map. The diamonds and candy are supposed to be here.

0:21:36 > 0:21:42- Only they're not.- Oh, gee. You see, it was just a story.

0:21:42 > 0:21:47I thought you knew that. I didn't realise you'd take it so seriously.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50The map's not real? It's not a pirate's map?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Well...no.

0:21:53 > 0:21:58I drew it up myself. I was gonna hide candy and let you dig it up.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00But you got ahead of me.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05You lied, Grandpa. You LIED!

0:22:05 > 0:22:10I don't care if this is Grandpa's room - I'm watching Bionic Bunny!

0:22:10 > 0:22:16- Me, too! And I don't even like it! - I know you kids are mad at me,

0:22:16 > 0:22:20but there's something I've been meaning to give you...

0:22:20 > 0:22:25- What is it? - It's a REAL treasure, Arthur.

0:22:25 > 0:22:30- Your great-great-great uncle's gold compass.- Sure(!) Blacktooth, right(?)

0:22:30 > 0:22:35No. Matthew. He sailed all around the world.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38I've treasured this compass my whole life.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Now I want you both to have it.

0:22:40 > 0:22:46- Is it worth a lot of money? - I don't really know about that.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48But I know it saved Matthew's life.

0:22:48 > 0:22:53He and his crew were caught in the storm of '88.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55They drifted for days in a lifeboat.

0:22:55 > 0:23:00All they had was water and this compass...and a chequerboard.

0:23:00 > 0:23:05- Is this for real? - Cross my heart and spit in your eye!

0:23:05 > 0:23:10Matthew was a fiend for chequers. They played to pass the time.

0:23:10 > 0:23:17- How small was the lifeboat? - Tiny. Fit for a couple of mice.

0:23:17 > 0:23:22Seven men had to cram aboard in the middle of the night

0:23:22 > 0:23:27and watch as their ship was swallowed by the waves. But with the compass...

0:23:27 > 0:23:31they were able to keep track...

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Subtitles by Janice Hamilton BBC Scotland, 2001

0:23:37 > 0:23:40E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk