0:00:01 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day! HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:11 > 0:01:17Sue Ellen is playing this totally amazing game we found on the Web.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21It's called Virtual Goose.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26There's a giant goose in the centre of the screen,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29and it spins really fast.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Then it stops at one of the coloured circles.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37You have to shoot balls into the goose's mouth.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42The more balls you get in, the more points you get. Blackbelt 44 -
0:01:42 > 0:01:45that's Sue Ellen's game name.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50She's against Suntzu 49, who could be anywhere in the world,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52even China.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56MUTTERS IN CHINESE
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Well, looks like Blackbelt 44 has done it again.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Huh?!
0:02:04 > 0:02:11- THEY CHEER - Yes! I am unbeatable! I am queen of the virtual world!
0:02:17 > 0:02:22PHONE RINGS 'Hello, you have reached Emily...'
0:02:22 > 0:02:26FRENCH ACCENT: 'We cannot take your call because...
0:02:26 > 0:02:31'because we are on a tri-i-ip, a big, long tri-i-ip.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34'Leave your message at the sound of the beep.'
0:02:34 > 0:02:40- BEEP! - Hi, Emily, it's DW. I have a new game! Call me!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43And what's a treep?
0:02:45 > 0:02:51Mitts to protect my fingers, goggles to cut down glare from the screen,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54my lucky pencil...
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Pick a number between one and ten.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Seven?- Seven! That's right! You win!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03You get to choose what we'll play.
0:03:03 > 0:03:09Will it be Tower Of Cows or this exciting new game, Rocks In A Box?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Nice try.- Oh, come on! You'll love this one!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17It's got REAL rocks in a REAL box!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21I can't. It's the Virtual Goose championship at Muffy's.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but you leave me no choice.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Recognise this?
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- No.- Well, you should. It's YOUR name written on YOUR napkin.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Remember last week, when I gave you my TV time?
0:03:38 > 0:03:45'You wanted to watch some dopey show about a man who made Bionic Bunny.'
0:03:45 > 0:03:50..Studying children and the effects of super-heroes on their lives...
0:03:50 > 0:03:54# We like soup! Soup is great! You eat it from a bowl... #
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Please, just let me finish this show!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02I'll do whatever you want for an hour later.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07- You're playing with your glasses - that means you're fibbing!- I'm not!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I have to be sure you're not lying. Sign this napkin.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22It's "later" now, and it's time to pay up! Pay up!
0:04:22 > 0:04:29What if I promise to play with you for two whole hours next weekend?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Make it three, and you've got a deal!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37THEY CHEER ARTHUR ON
0:04:40 > 0:04:45- Boy, this Fourhand 451 is really good.- He sure is!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49My fingers hurt from trying to beat him.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54Maybe he's called Fourhand because he's a four-handed mutant sheep,
0:04:54 > 0:04:57created by an evil scientist!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59BLEATS
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Excellent!
0:05:03 > 0:05:08ONE thing's for sure - Fourhand 451 is going to clobber Sue Ellen.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13We'll see about that! Out of my way!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20It's not possible!
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Cheer up, Sue Ellen. Fourhand 451 is a genetically enhanced sheep.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- You're just a kid. - He was just lucky, that's all.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33He's been lucky for the last eight games.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36I think the championship is over.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Just one more game.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Must practise...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Must practise...
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- It's late! Aren't you finished with your homework yet?- Er, almost!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yeah, I'm finished.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Goodnight, Sue Ellen.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Goodnight, Mom.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Must practise... Must practise.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Must practise...
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Shall I repeat the question?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- SHE SNORES - Red! The answer is red!
0:06:21 > 0:06:26No, Sue Ellen, 22 times 11 is NOT red,
0:06:26 > 0:06:28it's 242.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33But if I'd asked what colour your cheeks are turning, "red" is correct!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Let's try to stay awake.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Francine, check out my new form of exercise - it's called Ear-obics!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45One and two, one and two...
0:06:49 > 0:06:52HONK! HONK! HONK!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59I'm sorry, Francine, I'm just SO tired.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I was up all night, practising Goose.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06It's all because of that Fourhand 451!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09If I had him right here, I'd...
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Maybe you should take a break.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Virtual Goose is affecting your brain!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19You're right.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22OK, that's it!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26I'm not going to touch a computer game for one whole week!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Thanks, Francine!- Don't mention it.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35'Hello, you have reached Emily.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38'We are still on our tri-i-ip...
0:07:38 > 0:07:42'And a "treep" is a trip with a French accent!'
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Oh.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Not so fast!
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- I want my four hours NOW!- Four?! I only owe you THREE hours!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56You're forgetting the first hour you still owe me.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I have it all here on napkins! See?
0:07:59 > 0:08:06- It's the Virtual Goose championship today.- That was LAST weekend.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11That was just the final play-offs. This is the REAL championship!
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Sorry, Arthur, a contract is a contract.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Cows or Rocks?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Muffy's going to kill me for this!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Does she have an ice-cream machine?
0:08:24 > 0:08:30If she does, I'll have vanilla! Does she have a petting zoo?
0:08:30 > 0:08:35I'll pet the whale first, then I'll have vanilla with vanilla sprinkles.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40If I pet the whale first, my hands might smell fishy,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42so FIRST, I'll have the vanilla...
0:08:42 > 0:08:48Whales are mammals, right? I wonder if my hands'll smell mammal-y.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Press green! Now red! I said red, not yellow!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57No back-seat Goosing! I can't concentrate!
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Six days with no Goose, and now it's the championship!
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- You don't even seem tempted.- It was hard at first, but now I'm OK.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11You have to take it one day at a time.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh...
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Take that, you mutant!
0:09:17 > 0:09:23I am in control... I am in control...
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I'm here! Is it my turn yet?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Excuse me, where's the petting zoo?
0:09:32 > 0:09:37Hello! I'm talking here! Is anyone home?!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41They can't hear you. They'll be like that for a couple of hours.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- What are we supposed to do? - Go exploring!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47WHEE-EEE-EEE!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Top floor, please.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02That's not good.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Vanilla ice cream with vanilla sauce! Heavy on the sauce.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Wow! - It must be Muffy's OLD game room!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24I guess this'll have to do. ..Nice whale!
0:10:24 > 0:10:31Confuse The Goose. I bet Virtual Goose is based on this dumb game.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35I beg your pardon?! This is the REAL thing!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39It takes guts and fast little hands, it's not just pushing buttons.
0:10:39 > 0:10:45- Are you good?- Good?! I've had that goose so confused it was quacking!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I'll show you a few tricks...
0:10:51 > 0:10:5647 games in a row. That must be a new world record in losing!
0:10:56 > 0:11:01And we were ALL playing! It's our six hands against his four!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- EIGHT hands, Buster! - He's even better than I thought!
0:11:05 > 0:11:11- Step aside! Let me at the computer! - But what about your promise?
0:11:11 > 0:11:17That was before, but now I know how to beat Fourhand 451.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Now I know the way of the goose!
0:11:21 > 0:11:26Remember, you don't play with THESE, play with THIS!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- I can't!- WHAT?!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40A promise is a promise, even if it's just to myself.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45Way to go! But mutant sheep are gonna take over the world!
0:11:45 > 0:11:49I guess no-one will beat Fourhand 451 now.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Well, there might be someone...
0:11:52 > 0:11:56You want a little white ice cream, Mr White Whale?
0:11:56 > 0:11:59You can't be serious!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Eat those dots, Goose!
0:12:09 > 0:12:14We're saved! Long live two-handed mammals!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Goodbye, Fourhand 451!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Who is this Disaster Warning 99?
0:12:24 > 0:12:29I don't know, but she's good... real good.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36A-a-ah! This is the life.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39A warm fire, good friends,
0:12:39 > 0:12:43and three pounds of Beef Jerky...
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- RUSTLING - What was that?! - M-M-Maybe it was a lion!
0:12:47 > 0:12:51There are no lions in North America. RUSTLING
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Except for, of course, mountain lions!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- Stay calm! - I wanna quit the game!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01This isn't a game! This is real!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Who ordered the dolce di pescares? Oh, I did!
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- What's that? - French vanilla and fresh fish!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Mmm! You can really taste the cod!
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Thanks.- Hi, guys! Shouldn't you be playing Virtual Goose?
0:13:27 > 0:13:33I thought the final match of the play-offs was today.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37It is, but since DW started playing, Goose has got boring.
0:13:37 > 0:13:44- She always wins.- Besides, who wants to play computer games anyway?
0:13:44 > 0:13:50Guess what! I just downloaded Virtual Goose, version 5.0! It's SO cool!
0:13:50 > 0:13:56- 5.0, wow!- It must be so good, they skipped versions 2 through 4!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- I wanna play!- Me too! - Let's go!
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Sorry, Sue Ellen, we're closed!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Tut! Addicts!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17'..The Virtual Goose laid six eggs.
0:14:20 > 0:14:26They were Sporty Goose, Stylish Goose, Strong Goose,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Silly Goose,
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Smart Goose...
0:14:32 > 0:14:36..and finally, Just Plain Goose.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Because of hard times,
0:14:39 > 0:14:43the Virtual Goose had to leave her six gifted children
0:14:43 > 0:14:46and pursue a career in online gaming.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49She vowed to return with fame and fortune
0:14:49 > 0:14:54but before she could, an evil wind blew the nest out of the tree.
0:14:54 > 0:15:00These geese must fend for themselves, alone in the deep, dark woods.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Only ONE will survive.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Choose a goose, pass the trials,
0:15:05 > 0:15:09and see if YOU can be...
0:15:09 > 0:15:13ALL CHOOSE A GOOSE
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Aw, I guess I have to be Just Plain Goose.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Level one.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Hmm... A!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43What?!
0:15:43 > 0:15:49Haven't you finished your research yet? I've got a game to play!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53See? My goose should've been able to fly!
0:15:53 > 0:15:59Why aren't you still in the game? Because it's a dumb game!
0:15:59 > 0:16:04- I mean, a shark in a RIVER? - Don't listen to him, Binky.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07He couldn't last a DAY in the wild!
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- I could, too. - Well, I guess we'll never know...
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Oh, it's the third trial!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Eat the mushrooms!
0:16:28 > 0:16:32'Congratulations. You have passed on to level four.'
0:16:32 > 0:16:37- But that's ridiculous! They could've been poisonous!- Spoilsport!
0:16:37 > 0:16:42A real weekend camping in the real woods. Are you up to the challenge?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Don't know. Will there be REAL food?
0:16:45 > 0:16:51- - My dad makes amazing s'mores. - Where do I sign?- Camping? Ugh!
0:16:51 > 0:16:56No showers, no beds, no TV? No, thanks!
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Er, I mean, I'd LOVE to go, but I can't...
0:17:00 > 0:17:05- because of my fragile health. - FEEBLE COUGH
0:17:05 > 0:17:08You four have a good time.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12I get it! Muffy wants to get rid of us
0:17:12 > 0:17:15so she can be the Best of the Nest.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Imagine how she'll be if she wins...
0:17:18 > 0:17:24First there were six, then there was one. Muffy Crosswire - top bird!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Pass the salt, please.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Sporty Goose wants the salt. Can she have it?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Negativo! Salt is only for the best.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39- Head honcho of the honkers, commander of the gander...- ARGH!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Sorry.- Yeah, we'd LOVE to go,
0:17:44 > 0:17:48but it wouldn't be fair to the rest of the class.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Sorry, I've got a karate tournament.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53YA-AH!
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Make...that a...trip to the doctor's!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Camping, huh?
0:18:02 > 0:18:07Sorry, Brain, it says no travelling on days with the letter Y in them.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Friday already, and still no takers.
0:18:11 > 0:18:16- This camping trip's a complete dud. - A camping trip?!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20I SO enjoyed camping when I was a boy.
0:18:20 > 0:18:25In the woods, with the awesome beauty of nature... That's acer rubrum.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28That's ulmus americana.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh, what's that?!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Moth pupae!
0:18:34 > 0:18:38I'd LOVE to go! Great...
0:18:38 > 0:18:41BELL RINGS
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Have a good weekend, class! Work on those diaramas.
0:18:45 > 0:18:50Oh, Alan, I have some wonderful books that we can take with us.
0:18:50 > 0:18:56"A History Of Elwood City's Environs From The Pleistocene To The Present"
0:18:56 > 0:18:58and "Trail Maps Of The West".
0:18:58 > 0:19:03Very handy if we get lost. And this little morsel...
0:19:03 > 0:19:06"1,001 Low-fat Recipes For Bark".
0:19:06 > 0:19:12Um...I think we could print that information off the Internet.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16It'd be easier to carry. The...Internet?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Well, you see... I've never actually...
0:19:19 > 0:19:24SKIIED the webbing... of the information freeway.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26It's as easy as tying your shoes.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Ooh!
0:19:40 > 0:19:46Welcome.OK, we're finally on the Internet. For trail maps,
0:19:46 > 0:19:50we can go to... Oh, chat rooms!
0:19:50 > 0:19:55Oh, the No-strings-attached Bunracu Puppetry Discussion Group!
0:19:55 > 0:20:00It's late. Maybe we should look for stuff on camping.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05Philistine! The shamisen is NOT a four-stringed Japanese lute.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09That's the biwa. This is amazing, Alan.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Why, I could surf the web all weekend!
0:20:30 > 0:20:35Alan, it's not too late. WE can still go on the trip.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39I wanted to go with my friends, but everyone's busy with their computers.
0:20:39 > 0:20:44Oh, that reminds me - I've got to update the ice-cream shop's website.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48DING-DONG! Look what I bought online!
0:20:50 > 0:20:56Before we set out on our adventure, I have to make a few brief stops.
0:20:59 > 0:21:04Arthur, you're coming! I thought you were playing Best Of The Nest!
0:21:04 > 0:21:09On level ten, my goose was destroyed by a cruel force of nature.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Hmm... It must be A! - PHONE RINGS
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- COMPUTER BLEEPS AND BURBLES - NO!
0:21:35 > 0:21:39That little goose never had a chance against DW.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43My mom made me stop playing.
0:21:43 > 0:21:48She said staring at the computer for so long was bad for my eyes.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Hey, Prunella, when did YOU learn to drive?
0:21:52 > 0:21:57Miss Turner said I was hogging the library's computer.
0:21:57 > 0:22:03Brain, will it be cold this summer? Probably not. Why do you ask?
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Dad'll buy me a computer when it snows in July.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11OK, that's the last of us. Off to the mountains!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14BRAIN: What about Francine and Muffy?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Must...survive...
0:22:17 > 0:22:22- PHONE RINGS - Hello.- You know I'm gonna win.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25My...fingers...are...faster.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Well...my COMPUTER is faster.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- Give up!- Never!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Congratulations!
0:22:33 > 0:22:37You have passed on to level 87!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Ohh...
0:22:39 > 0:22:44This is the life - a warm fire, good friends,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47and three pounds of beef jerky!
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- RUSTLING - What was that?- M-Maybe a lion!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55There are no lions in North America!
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Except for, of course, MOUNTAIN lions!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Stay calm! - Where's the escape button?!
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Binky, it isn't a game. This is REAL.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Mr...Ratburn...
0:23:11 > 0:23:14I presume. U-u-ugh!
0:23:14 > 0:23:19We made it, Daddy, we made it, and the reception is fantastic!
0:23:19 > 0:23:23MR RATBURN: Elm bark with lichen tapenade?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Who wound up being Best Of The Nest?
0:23:26 > 0:23:31- Neither of us.- Who'd know that you scare a bear with the hokey-pokey?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35The hokey-pokey? That's just stupid! FEROCIOUS GROWLS >
0:23:38 > 0:23:43# You put your left foot in You put your left foot out
0:23:43 > 0:23:47# You put your left foot in And you shake it all about
0:23:47 > 0:23:52# You do the hokey-pokey And you turn yourself around... #
0:23:53 > 0:23:58Subtitles by Vicky McDonald and Judith Simpson - BBC Broadcast 2002
0:23:58 > 0:24:02E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk