Arthur Loses His Marbles/Friday the 13th

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:10 > 0:01:13There we go, dear! Good as new.

0:01:13 > 0:01:18- Thanks, Grandma.- Grandma Thora is good at so many things.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22She was the only one who made me feel better when I'd chickenpox.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26I warned your father! I said, "You better get the car started -

0:01:26 > 0:01:29"this baby is on its way!"

0:01:29 > 0:01:32She's really great at bingo.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Twenty-nine.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39Bingo! Yes, sir! My mojo is working tonight!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Bring on that barrel of pickles!

0:01:41 > 0:01:46She can stop DW's temper tantrums using simple household items.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49He ALWAYS gets more pudding!

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Och, Stinky McTavish knows just how ye feel!

0:01:54 > 0:01:58- You do?- Aye! Life is so unfair.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02But there's one thing I wish she wasn't so good at.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Ready to knuckle down, sonny?

0:02:12 > 0:02:17- These Dopemon cards. - Wow! You got Stinkachu!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20The Polly Locket SQV convertible.

0:02:20 > 0:02:25And my favourite - Teeny Biggy! He sings in Italian.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29# Notte e giorno d'intorno girando

0:02:29 > 0:02:32# Delle belle turbando il riposo... #

0:02:32 > 0:02:3817 presents in all. That's a 5.9% increase from last year.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- A great birthday!- What are these?

0:02:41 > 0:02:46Marbles. They don't even take batteries. It's a caveman toy!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49I like the way they feel.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52You can have them. They probably only cost 5!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55They look like little planets.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57'Please, rabbit, don't crush us!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00'Please, no!'

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Actually, I think I'll keep them.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07They might be worth something on the net.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11The point of the game

0:03:11 > 0:03:15is to knock the marbles out of the ring with your shooter.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- The player who knocks out the most wins.- Sounds easy enough.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oops!

0:03:30 > 0:03:35- One more game. I'll loan you some! - I've had enough marbles for one day!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39OK. I've got enough here for a solar system. Great game, Arthur!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Mmm...

0:03:41 > 0:03:44You two are so sweet to be my guinea pigs.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47I think you'll like this!

0:03:47 > 0:03:51I call it tunaroni. BARKING

0:03:51 > 0:03:56- Arthur, did you hear the doorbell? - Why, yes, I did!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Really? I didn't hear anything.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04SCRAPING OF PLATES No. No-one there.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07My, you two were hungry!

0:04:07 > 0:04:13Well, I bet you have room for a little more! What's that, Arthur?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15This? It's my last marble.

0:04:15 > 0:04:20He lost the rest to Buster! Even I could beat Buster!

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Looks like your taw - that's another name for the shooter.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Mine was black with red stripes.

0:04:27 > 0:04:32- I wonder if I still have those marbles.- Can we look for them now?

0:04:34 > 0:04:38There they are! These sure bring back memories!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41I won this one from Herman Truman.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Legend has it that one belonged to the great Lefty Rapozo!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48This was my shooter! Cannonball.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53- She almost got me to the championship in New jersey!- You were that good?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55I was really just an amateur!

0:04:55 > 0:04:59You can have them. I'll come and watch you play sometime.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Thanks!

0:05:04 > 0:05:09Woo-hoo! Way to go, Francine! Another aggie for the ladies!

0:05:13 > 0:05:18This is your last shot! If you miss this, you lose everything!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Don't mess it up. Oh, yeah, and remain calm.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Excuse me...

0:05:25 > 0:05:30I don't like to interfere, but could I take a shot for Arthur?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33It's been years since I've played.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Let me check with my sponsor!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38WHISPERING

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Sure! It'll be more interesting.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Aw!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Marbles!

0:05:56 > 0:06:00We used to call this shot the atom smasher!

0:06:02 > 0:06:07We did it! We won! Hey, we're rich in marbles!

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Oh, no, Arthur, that would be playing for keepsies.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Serious players only play for fair.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Here you go, Francine.

0:06:16 > 0:06:22Great hook shot, but you lack control. Try playing with your left.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Thanks, Mrs Read!- Grandma, teach me everything you know!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29I thought you'd never ask!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Hi, Grandma, I'm here for my...

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Ow!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Talent you have, but no patience,

0:06:54 > 0:06:58no humility. Much you have to learn...

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Much... So we'd better get cracking. Arthur?

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Huh? Oh, yeah. Shall I set up the ring in the living room?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09No, it's much too early for that!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12First come finger drills!

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Sure, Milly, I'll do that real soon. Just a sec.

0:07:28 > 0:07:34- What's this exercise for?- Mmm? Oh... Extending your reach.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38And that floor hasn't been waxed in years!

0:07:40 > 0:07:45Nice English on that taw! You've really got good these past few days!

0:07:45 > 0:07:50- Am I ready for the championship?- No, at least not the one in New Jersey,

0:07:50 > 0:07:56- but I bet you could show your friends a thing or two.- Yeah, I could!

0:07:58 > 0:08:04Sign up for the marbles tournament? No qualifications necessary.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Sure. What's the prize? - Buster's taking care of that.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Round candy, lots of it, and it should be in a bowl

0:08:12 > 0:08:14about the size of a large pizza.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Only one marble left in the ring.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Arthur's got to hook it just right.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22And he does it!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25He's off to a great start here!

0:08:26 > 0:08:31Down by 5, Arthur needs a miracle to turn this game around.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33And he makes the shot!

0:08:34 > 0:08:39He's looking at the angles. Should he use his forefinger or thumb?

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Forefinger...?- Buster! Cut that out and just play!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46OK. Muffy, could you grab this?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51And he does it! Incredible!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Wait a minute! There goes my shot at the prize!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58No malted balls,

0:08:58 > 0:09:00no chocolate-covered cherries...

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh, the humanity!

0:09:05 > 0:09:10- Brain, keeping that sundae cool for me? A few more players...- Arthur...

0:09:10 > 0:09:16- Look at the sheet.- Why? Did Francine try to sign up twice?

0:09:20 > 0:09:25- I taught you everything you know, but not everything- I- know!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Keep the change!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Woof!- Sorry.

0:09:34 > 0:09:39My fingers just aren't doing what I want them to!

0:09:43 > 0:09:49It's a sign I should quit for tonight. Sleep - that's all I need.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52A good night's sleep.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Without his Grandma's help, he couldn't win a single game!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Francine? Where are you?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Heave-ho!

0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Whoa! Those are some big ants! - RUMBLING

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Oh, no! It's coming!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Abandon mission!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21There's only room for one marbles champion in this family!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Aargh!

0:10:28 > 0:10:33Don't be nervous, Arthur. Your palms will sweat, you won't shoot right...

0:10:33 > 0:10:38- so just calm down!- I am calm, Buster! I've decided to lose!

0:10:38 > 0:10:42You can't do that! Have you seen the prize? Seven types of candy!

0:10:42 > 0:10:47- Seven!- But if I win, Grandma will be really embarrassed!

0:10:47 > 0:10:52Even though I want to win and probably would, I can't hurt her.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54You'd do that for your grandma?

0:10:54 > 0:10:59- I wish I had a grandson like you! - But don't tell anyone, OK?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Guess what I just heard!

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Whoops!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Drat! Missed again!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Boy, am I butterfingers!

0:11:18 > 0:11:22I don't care how good a grandson he is. This is boring!

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Arthur, are you losing on purpose?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Of course not! Why on earth would I do that?

0:11:31 > 0:11:35This looks like a good spot to finish this game!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Oh, dear me! I'm disqualified!

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- What?- When I used to play, if a player put her foot in the ring,

0:11:44 > 0:11:49she forfeited the game. It's a technicality, but you've won, Arthur!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Congratulations!

0:11:51 > 0:11:54How's that sundae, Arthur?

0:11:54 > 0:11:56You lost on purpose, didn't you?

0:11:56 > 0:12:02Just like you missed those easy shots on purpose. Why did you do that?

0:12:02 > 0:12:07I didn't want to really lose! I could never beat you!

0:12:07 > 0:12:11How do you know? You didn't even try!

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Don't you think it's better to lose a good game than win a bad one?

0:12:14 > 0:12:19Yeah, but you know what gets me? I had you a couple of times!

0:12:19 > 0:12:23- I beg your pardon?! - In the middle of the game,

0:12:23 > 0:12:27- you left four marbles on the edge of the ring...- Part of my plan!

0:12:45 > 0:12:50- What scary movie are we watching? - I Know What You Did Last Wednesday!

0:12:50 > 0:12:55- I went to school, then the library. So?- No, that's the name of the movie!

0:12:55 > 0:12:59It's a sequel to I Know What You Did Last Tuesday.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Don't open it!

0:13:03 > 0:13:08I know what's going to happen! She'll open it, a coat will fall on her,

0:13:08 > 0:13:13- she'll laugh, turn around, then see the ghost.- You've seen this movie?

0:13:13 > 0:13:17No, but horror movies are very predictable. Watch.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Eek!

0:13:26 > 0:13:28See?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30- This is boring now.- I'll say!

0:13:30 > 0:13:35Watching a scary movie in a haunted house isn't that great!

0:13:35 > 0:13:39- I'm taking my TV home!- What happened? I'm too scared!

0:13:39 > 0:13:43Calm down, everyone. I brought a flashlight.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48Wow! Looks like no-one's been in here for years!

0:13:49 > 0:13:53Oh, well, must be a fuse box somewhere.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56This is starting to look familiar!

0:13:56 > 0:14:01But there's no such thing as ghosts. CREAK! Who's there?

0:14:01 > 0:14:08Come on, Alan, there's no such thing as ghosts, no such thing...

0:14:08 > 0:14:10no such thing...

0:14:22 > 0:14:28Bottom of the 9th, 2 out. You have to save us from total humiliation!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Use this new bat.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35You've got to spit on the bat!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Why? It's unhygienic!

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Strike 1!- Just do it!

0:14:42 > 0:14:48- It's lucky.- Spitting isn't lucky. It's just a way to spread germs.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Strike 2!

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Please! We really need this!- Do it!

0:14:58 > 0:15:023 out! Mighty Mountain wins 10-0!

0:15:02 > 0:15:07The lamppost was in the way. It was nothing to do with not spitting!

0:15:07 > 0:15:12It's a tradition! Like smashing a champagne bottle against a new ship.

0:15:12 > 0:15:17- All the pros do it. - I should've worn my lucky hat!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19I should've worn my lucky socks.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24Luck had nothing to do with losing! They were just better than us!

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Yeah...and luckier.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33People have always held superstitious beliefs.

0:15:33 > 0:15:38No-one has ever proved one of these superstitions to be true.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41OK! Can I have another ice cream?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44MIAOW!

0:15:44 > 0:15:50Don't move! We have to go the other way! A black cat crossed our path!

0:15:50 > 0:15:53You didn't listen to a word I said!

0:15:53 > 0:15:58I listened - you said no-one's ever proved a superstition to be true.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01That doesn't mean they aren't! Look!

0:16:01 > 0:16:08Even Mr Ratburn won't walk under that ladder! He knows it's bad luck.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11It was easier to walk around it!

0:16:11 > 0:16:17Maybe, but it was luckier. I can prove it - nothing fell on him!

0:16:17 > 0:16:20That's just reverse logic!

0:16:20 > 0:16:25Call it what you want, but it's still the truth! Whoa!

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Almost stepped on a crack. That can break your mother's back!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34It'll be dark before you get home!

0:16:34 > 0:16:37This has got to stop!

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Thank you for all agreeing to come to my experiment.

0:16:40 > 0:16:45- Are you going to blow something up? - Sorry. Nothing so dramatic.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48I'd like to draw your attention to exhibit A.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51The open ladder. THEY ALL GASP

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Exhibit B - the crack!

0:16:54 > 0:16:59THEY ALL GASP

0:16:59 > 0:17:02And, finally, exhibit C.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04The mirror.

0:17:04 > 0:17:09- SMASH! - Now you've done it! That's seven years' bad luck!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13It is my hypothesis that there is no such thing as bad luck.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18I will chart the bad things that happen to me.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21If there is no increase, superstitions are false.

0:17:21 > 0:17:27- Aren't you a little bit scared?- Why should I be? Science is on my side!

0:17:27 > 0:17:30I'm getting outta here!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32I knew it was going to rain!

0:17:32 > 0:17:35I even brought my umbrella.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Dropped a knife! Male visitor.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Mom! You don't believe that?! DOORBELL

0:17:50 > 0:17:54I bet you don't know what 96 divided by 12 is!

0:17:54 > 0:17:55- Sure I do. It's 8. - Thanks.

0:17:55 > 0:18:01How about the square root of 64?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Come on in!

0:18:04 > 0:18:08I'll help you, but you'll never learn anything if you always...

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Where's my backpack gone?

0:18:11 > 0:18:16I must've left it at school! At least we can do our math!

0:18:16 > 0:18:20I've got questions and you've got answers!

0:18:31 > 0:18:36It's not bad luck. That roof always leaks when it rains hard.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38The storm'll let up soon.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41THUNDER CRASHES

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Alan, wake up, it's 8.50.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm late!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57You forgot your lunch and homework!

0:18:57 > 0:19:02If I was really having bad luck, I'd have left those at home.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09No!

0:19:15 > 0:19:19Not my homework! Take the lunch!

0:19:21 > 0:19:24This can't be happening!

0:19:30 > 0:19:34You joined us(?) Your homework here.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37I don't have it. A dog ate it.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40GASPS

0:19:42 > 0:19:46Cheer up. Only 6 years and 364 days of bad luck to go!

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Mmm! This is statistically significant data!

0:19:50 > 0:19:55With Friday the 13th just two days away, my luck could get even worse!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I could have the worst luck ever!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00BARKING

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Science, why have you forsaken me?

0:20:14 > 0:20:20I thought I'd come to you. You have non-scientific stuff down to a...

0:20:20 > 0:20:24science! And what with tomorrow being Friday the 13th...

0:20:24 > 0:20:31Say no more! You came to the right place! We'll undo your bad luck!

0:20:31 > 0:20:37Salt. When something bad happens, toss it over your left shoulder.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Take the whole box.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Next, horseshoes.

0:20:43 > 0:20:48Mmm... I think a couple of Clydesdales should do the trick!

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Some four-leaf clovers...

0:20:54 > 0:20:59And last, but not least, my lucky hat.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03- What's so lucky about it? - Once, when I was wearing this hat,

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- everyone gave me a present. - That was your birthday, Buster.

0:21:07 > 0:21:12That may have had something to do with it, but it's still lucky.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15You're all set.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Phew!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Mom, what's wrong?

0:21:24 > 0:21:29I pulled my back out at the gym. Nice hat, dear!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31The charms aren't working!

0:21:31 > 0:21:36That's it! I'm not leaving the house tomorrow!

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Strike 3! 2 out!

0:21:44 > 0:21:50- We're getting creamed! Where is he? - Must be sick - he wasn't at school.

0:21:50 > 0:21:55- He better be sick. Muffy, do you have a phone?- Pink or yellow?

0:21:55 > 0:21:58PHONE RINGS

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Hello? Hi, Francine.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05What's the score? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

0:22:05 > 0:22:11ANGRY SHOUTING No, I'm not sick, but I thought I should stay home,

0:22:11 > 0:22:14because it's Friday the 13th... ANGRY SHOUTING

0:22:14 > 0:22:20I'm sorry, but I just can't risk it! ANGRY SHOUTING

0:22:22 > 0:22:26Ow! Oh, I can't even read a book!

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Run! Bring me home!

0:22:32 > 0:22:36- Strike 3! - Maybe we should just give up!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Look!

0:22:40 > 0:22:45- But you didn't want to risk it! - Wherever I am, I'll have bad luck,

0:22:45 > 0:22:49so I might as well play.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55CHEERING

0:23:01 > 0:23:05Lakewood wins 10-9!

0:23:05 > 0:23:07CHEERING

0:23:07 > 0:23:12There are going to be about 150 Friday the 13ths in my lifetime.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15I couldn't spend all of them hiding!

0:23:15 > 0:23:19To break seven years' bad luck, I just have to get a grand slam!

0:23:19 > 0:23:24Can I have my charms back? You won't need them for a while.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Sure.

0:23:26 > 0:23:31- What did you do to my lucky hat? - These are my mom's gym clothes!

0:23:31 > 0:23:36I took the wrong bag. Know what that means? I've proved my hypothesis!

0:23:36 > 0:23:40- Superstitions really are false! - No, you haven't!

0:23:40 > 0:23:44All you proved is these are lucky gym clothes!

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Lucky socks!- A lucky sweatband!

0:23:47 > 0:23:51Well, if you can't beat them, join them!

0:23:53 > 0:23:55# And I say, hey!

0:23:55 > 0:24:00# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:24:00 > 0:24:04# And get along with each other

0:24:04 > 0:24:06# You gotta listen to your heart

0:24:06 > 0:24:10# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:10 > 0:24:15# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:15 > 0:24:19# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:19 > 0:24:28# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:28 > 0:24:32# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #