0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Soccer practice just hasn't been the same
0:01:11 > 0:01:14since Mr Crosswire became coach.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17WHISTLE BLOWS
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Make like a shock absorber, Billy.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21THUMP!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25We've been doing this for half an hour.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28We just don't how to trap the ball.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Is that what we're supposed to be doing?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Your turn, Arthur.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40Come on, Arthur! Like a big shock absorber, absorbing those bounces.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Good, Arthur.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Next time, let's trap it with our chest, not our nose.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03Our coach Trevor was nice, but not great at coaching.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Great game, guys. We lost 6-0.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Yeah, but you all did your best and had fun.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14I didn't have fun! I hate losing. How come we always lose?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17When I was your age, I felt the same.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Now I'm almost 20, I know winning doesn't always make you happy.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25CHEERING
0:02:27 > 0:02:32Soccer Parents' Association members, I have good news and bad news.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Trevor is quitting coaching soccer.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39YES! Maybe we could win a game this year.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43David, I think that's the BAD news. Oh.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47The good news is... I've found a replacement - me.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50But you're a car salesman, Ed.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53That's just what we need. Lights!
0:02:54 > 0:02:59You see, our team is now like this 1974 Wispo Allegro -
0:02:59 > 0:03:02slow, weak, inefficient -
0:03:02 > 0:03:06but in one month our team will become...
0:03:06 > 0:03:10six tonnes of unstoppable American steel!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14So, you wanna tootle around on the putt-putt
0:03:14 > 0:03:17or are you ready to burn rubber?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20It's worth a shot.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Are you nervous? - Nervous? About what?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28When my dad started coaching baseball,
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- I worried he'd embarrass me. - How could my father embarrass me?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36He'll be the best soccer coach ever.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41But I understand how you'd feel that way about YOUR dad.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Let's start with a team-spirit exercise.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52I've written us a cheer. Join in, kids.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Out of the way, for goodness' sakes. This old team ain't got no brakes.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03Out of the way, for goodness' sakes. This old team ain't got no brakes.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08- Mr Crosswire, what is it supposed to mean?- It means we're unstoppable.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Who'll say it with me? Muffykins?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15ALL: Muffykins?
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Do the piston. Back and forth, quick as you can.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh!
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Now, the muffler. Keep it soft and quiet.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oops. I pistoned.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42And suspension!
0:04:42 > 0:04:48Car's suspension keeps it bouncing. Keep the ball in suspension!
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Sorry.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56OK, kids. Are we ready for...
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- the shock absorber?- ALL: Aw!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Daddykins, can I sit this one out?
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Everything hurts and my sweatband is all sweaty.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Sorry, but there are no favourites on this team.
0:05:10 > 0:05:16I've got an idea. Why not show what Crosswires are made of and go first?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- But...- We got a volunteer here!
0:05:21 > 0:05:25That was the worst soccer practice ever!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Does Mr Crosswire think we're cars?
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- I wish- I- was a car. I really could have used an air bag for the drills.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Poor Muffy had to do it twice.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40What are you saying about my daddy?
0:05:40 > 0:05:46You just don't understand his methods. He'll make us into winners!
0:05:46 > 0:05:51Great job today, kids. Muffin, you were wonderful.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Oh, come on, Daddy. I stink at soccer.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58You just need to challenge yourself.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- That's why I'm making you goalie. - What?!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I knew you'd be pleased.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- It's a lot of responsibility, but I know you'll make me proud.- Ow!
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Let's hustle! First one to that tree gets a power-shake.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Francine, I don't suppose your dad would coach baseball AND soccer.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Not a chance, goalie!
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Princess, you getting ready for soccer practice?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39(This had better work.)
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Daddy, I have a fever!
0:06:42 > 0:06:48It's terrible, Daddy. I feel like I'm a candle...burning, burning.
0:06:48 > 0:06:54Even though I so want to go, I think I have to stay home from soccer.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56A fever, huh?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Aaaaah!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- No redness or swelling.- Are you sure? - Everything seems right as rain.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07However, I'm glad your father brought you in.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Your measles booster's overdue.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Which arm?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20All right, Lambchop. Let's look alive in there!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Left!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Nice try, kiddo!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Almost!
0:07:35 > 0:07:40- What happened? I thought you had it. - It was coming right at me!
0:07:40 > 0:07:46That's the point, precious. The ball comes at you and you stop it.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49You'll get the hang of it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:55OK, team. Another round of penalty kicks. Let's put some piston in it!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Could you...? I'm too weak.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06Muffy, you have got to talk to your father. You're just not a goalie.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11I know, but every time I try to talk to him, he gives me another drill.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I'm getting really good at the cheer.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Out of the way, for goodness' sake...
0:08:18 > 0:08:21ALL: Knock it off!
0:08:21 > 0:08:25You better say something. Our first game is tomorrow.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28We'd have been better with Trevor.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31All right.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Daddy...
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- Can I talk to you? - Sure, Pumpkin. Have a seat.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- I was getting ideas for tomorrow's game.- Is that you?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- HE LAUGHS - Yup! I wasn't a great soccer player.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57I'll never forget that game. We lost 12-0.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- What did you want to talk about? - Daddy, I don't want to be goalie.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06The other team will win and your crazy drills...
0:09:06 > 0:09:10I mean, creative coaching, will have been for nothing.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Why are you so sure you'll lose? You were much better today.
0:09:15 > 0:09:21- Out of 50 shots taken on me, I saved two.- That's two more than yesterday.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Well...I guess you could be the substitute goalie.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30Thank you, Daddy. You're the best coach ever!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Hup-hup-hup-hup...
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Guys, I think we're history.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Ancient history.- Pre-history.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49All right! Who's ready to show me some team spirit?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53MISERABLY: Out of the way, for goodness' sakes.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57This old team ain't got no brakes.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59That'll have to do.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Do you think Mr Crosswire will quit if we lose?
0:10:12 > 0:10:17I just hope I never hear the word piston again. Or muffler. Or...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19suspension?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Muffler, Buster, muffler!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Piston, Francine, piston!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Woo-hoo!
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Francine takes it to the bank and deposits the goal! Ka-ching!
0:10:39 > 0:10:43How much are we down by?
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- What do you mean? We're winning 3-2. - What?!- Arthur!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54It's my ankle - I think I twisted it.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57You think that's gonna stop us? Ha!
0:10:57 > 0:11:02This car's dented, but not busted. Mighty Mountain will get rusted!
0:11:02 > 0:11:08- We're going to need our substitute. - Yes! We're calling in our cavalry.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13The Replacemenator. Our substi-to-be-true.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Wait a minute. That's me!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Shock absorber, shock absorber, shock absorber.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25NO!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Come on! Only ten more seconds.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Oh, no! Not again.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Ugh! Ow!
0:11:40 > 0:11:44We tied. We tied! WE TIED!
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I'm sorry, Daddy.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I can't believe I let her score. I'm a failure.
0:11:51 > 0:11:56Are you kidding? You stayed in there and stopped that last shot.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Muffin, you're a hero
0:11:59 > 0:12:03and I couldn't be more proud of you.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06TEAM CHEERS
0:12:06 > 0:12:09ALL: Muffy, Muffy, Muffy...
0:12:11 > 0:12:16- Is that you, Mommy?- It sure is, kiddo. I'll never forget that game.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21All right. Today we learn the shock absorber. Hustle up!
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Out of the way, for goodness' sakes. This old team ain't got no brakes.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29THEY ALL GROAN
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Binky?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Hi. I've brought something for you.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41A present? But my birthday's not for seven months.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45I know. It's for being a good friend.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49What do you think of the paper? I decorated it.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- It's...great. Well, thanks. - Sure enough.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Enjoy!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Sometimes I just can't figure Binky out.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01It's like he's two different people.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Bully Binky and...that other guy.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Argh!
0:13:12 > 0:13:17HE PLAYS "Morning" from "Peer Gynt"
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I think I like the other guy best.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- BINKY LAUGHS - What a doofus!
0:13:25 > 0:13:30Be careful with that wrapping paper. I recycle it.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40BAND PLAYS "Ode To Joy"
0:13:40 > 0:13:43CLARINET SQUEAKS
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Very nice, class - and very nice playing, Binky -
0:13:51 > 0:13:58which makes me extra pleased to announce that the Young Persons Orchestra is holding tryouts.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03One of you could spend a year playing in one of the best youth orchestras.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07- ALL: Binky'll be the one that... - WHAT?
0:14:09 > 0:14:14I'm gonna play a Sousa march. Me too - 76 Tubas.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18That is not a Sousa march and it's 76 Trombones.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- I'll adapt it. - Binky, what will you play?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Nothing. I'm not trying out. - ALL: What?!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Grrr!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30ALL: Whatever you say!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33What's wrong with HIM?
0:14:33 > 0:14:38HE PLAYS "La donna e mobile" from "Rigoletto"
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Music stinks!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45It's called a Stradivarius
0:14:45 > 0:14:50and it cost Dad more than all of your instruments put together.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55To make it into the big leagues, the proper instrument is a must.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57So is being able to play it.
0:14:58 > 0:15:04- Private security guards are not allowed in class.- Yes, Ms Krasny,
0:15:04 > 0:15:09as long as the school will pay the cost if this Stradivarius is stolen.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Muffy...- Check the perimeter.
0:15:13 > 0:15:18OK. Let's begin with the Mozart Clarinet Concerto.
0:15:28 > 0:15:34Binky, it's not a clarinet concerto if nobody plays the clarinet passage.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Find somebody to do it, then, lady.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44- This is quite an episode of misbehaviour.- It's a start.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Pardon me?- Who AM I, Mr Haney?
0:15:47 > 0:15:52Well, I'm not sure, actually. There are so many students here.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I'll tell you who I am. A doofus.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59No, there is no A Doofus in this school. I do know that much.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03I was a rebel, the dude who owned recess,
0:16:03 > 0:16:07but now I'm just another wimp who plays a clarinet.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12It's time to say, "So long, wimp. Hello, Binky!" The REAL Binky.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17Well, there you go. You're Binky. Now we've straightened that out...
0:16:17 > 0:16:20See you in detention, Mr Haney!
0:16:20 > 0:16:25That's right, young man - detention. Harsh, I know...
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Sorry, but this is driving me crazy.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Grrr!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Do you hear that?- Binky's back!
0:16:41 > 0:16:46- We've missed you.- It seems like ages since we pulled anybody's pants down.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Later with the pants. We got bigger galoshes to fry.
0:16:50 > 0:16:56- I got a plan that bullies will talk about for the next millennium.- What?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Let's just say, silence is golden.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Just a second there, buddy.
0:17:03 > 0:17:09- The boss says your instrument needs refinishing.- It's fine, thank you.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Grrr!
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Thanks.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Grrr!
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- What's going on?- They seem to be taking everybody's instruments.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26ALARM BEEPS Step away from the Stradivarius.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Here. It's refinished.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33BAND PLAYS OUT OF TUNE
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Stop! Stop! What's going on here?
0:17:41 > 0:17:47- I don't know, Ms Krasny. Somebody's refinished our instruments.- Who?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50It was...uh... I don't know.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53They were like that when we got them out.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Silence is golden?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00It's Binky's evil scheme to wipe out music,
0:18:00 > 0:18:06and then he said, "Today, Elwood. Tomorrow, the world." The world!
0:18:06 > 0:18:10A nine-year-old cannot end music around the world.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14But he has three others to help him. Could you hold on?
0:18:14 > 0:18:18CLARINET MUSIC Reminds me of the way Binky played.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I think that IS Binky.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28See? Isn't it great? Can we get it, Mom? Can we, Dad?
0:18:28 > 0:18:32I'm sorry, Binky. 1,000 is just too much for us.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35This old one will have to do for now.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38But it stinks, Dad. Listen!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41CLARINET SQUEAKS
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I wish we could afford it, but we can't.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51No real musician would play this thing.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54That's why he's acting like a bully.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59- He doesn't hate music - he hates his old clarinet.- I've got an idea.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03On my signal, turn on the Anti-Bionic Machine
0:19:03 > 0:19:07and Bionic Bunny will be just Bunny.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10EVIL LAUGHTER
0:19:11 > 0:19:14MACHINE SCREECHES
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, no!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24It's an Anti-Bionic sound wave!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Bionic...powers...fading.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Bingo!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Hi, Binky. I brought you something.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Why? My birthday's next month.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- It's to pay you back for being a good friend.- Hmm.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48- Hey, what are you doing with this? - Brain fixed it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54HE PLAYS A FEW NOTES
0:19:56 > 0:19:59That sounds great!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04CLARINET SQUEAKS
0:20:08 > 0:20:11You're gooning me. It's worse than before.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Buzz off. I've got an evil scheme to plan.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Brain!
0:20:17 > 0:20:21YOU try fixing a clarinet with paperclips and gum.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Too bad we messed up. Looks like Binky isn't coming.
0:20:28 > 0:20:33What IS his evil scheme? There's nothing he can do here.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38OK. I've mapped it out. Plan A -
0:20:38 > 0:20:43we try here in the closet. Plan B - the boys' room
0:20:43 > 0:20:46and, if that doesn't work, Plan C - gymnasium.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Brilliant plan, boss.- I know.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53And now, to begin the evil scheme,
0:20:53 > 0:20:57bring in...the Anti-Music Machine.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Begin Anti-Music Machine test.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- MACHINE SCREECHES - Test successful.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13ARTHUR PLAYS "Moonlight Sonata"
0:21:17 > 0:21:22- Machine in position, boss. - Now...open ventilation shaft.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Could you close that vent? I feel a draught.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Ugh! Plan B.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47THEY WHISTLE
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Plan C.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08- Ventilation shaft located, boss. - Anti-Music Machine - quickly!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Finally! OK...
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Open shaft!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18VIOLIN SCREECHES
0:22:18 > 0:22:23I guess somebody else had the same idea, boss.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Boss? Boss?
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Thank you, young lady. - That's not music!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34I'll beat up anybody who says it is.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Listen, young man...- No. YOU listen.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39THIS is music.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43HE PLAYS Mozart's "Clarinet Quintet"
0:22:43 > 0:22:46CLARINET SQUEAKS
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- If you'll excuse me, I have an evil scheme to finish.- Wait!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55I know - my clarinet stinks.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Yes, it does,
0:22:57 > 0:23:02but anyone who makes THAT instrument sound good is a true musician.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Really?
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Rehearsals are every Saturday at ten, OK?
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- Yeah!- Welcome, Binky Barnes, to the Young Persons Orchestra.
0:23:12 > 0:23:18If you wouldn't mind, we'd like to provide you with a better clarinet.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Yes!
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Wow! The only one in the school to get in!
0:23:24 > 0:23:30So? It can't be much of an orchestra if they don't value a Stradivarius.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33What about "silence is golden"?
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Don't be a doofus, doofus. Silence stinks.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41There goes a true musical hero.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47No, Buster.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50There goes Binky.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55# And I say, hey!
0:23:55 > 0:24:01# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:24:01 > 0:24:04# And get along with each other
0:24:04 > 0:24:06# You gotta listen to your heart
0:24:06 > 0:24:11# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:24:11 > 0:24:17# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:24:17 > 0:24:23# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:24:23 > 0:24:28# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:24:28 > 0:24:32# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #