0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open up your eyes, open up your ears
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better By working together
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59- # What a wonderful kind of day -- hey! - What a wonderful kind of day -- HEY!- #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11What does the inside of someone's head look like?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15The brain looks like cauliflower.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19But the inside of someone's MIND? Let's see!
0:01:19 > 0:01:25Just as I thought - it's a giant homework machine!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Stuff comes from the senses.
0:01:27 > 0:01:33Before information can be turned into homework, the FUN is removed!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37This was from our trip to the museum.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Ahh! Let me go!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Ow!
0:01:44 > 0:01:49- LIKE A ROBOT:- I am educational... I am educational...
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- For homework, I'd like you to write an essay on Arthur.- ALL: Huh?!
0:01:56 > 0:02:01'Why on earth did I say "ARTHUR"?! No more double lattes for me!'
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I'm never going back in THERE!
0:02:04 > 0:02:09Whose mind would be cool to see next? What about George?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Wow! It's all PICTURES!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18'Word alert. Cannot identify.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21'Meltdown will commence in...'
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- What's going on? It's just a simple word!- '..three seconds...two...'
0:02:33 > 0:02:37OK, class. Today we'll work on word problems.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Do your calculations on scrap paper.
0:02:40 > 0:02:46Prudence and Hope bought 9 liquorice lozenges for 27 cents.
0:02:46 > 0:02:51Chastity bought two poles of huckleberry toffee for a dime.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Chastity wanted to trade a toffee for two of Hope's lozenges.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Prudence said it wasn't fair. Chance had ginger sours at a penny.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05She offered to give Chastity some.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Yee-hah! Woo-hoo! Let's go!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Ah!
0:03:12 > 0:03:17- Hey, it's George!- Hi, guys! - Word problems again?
0:03:17 > 0:03:23- What did you bring for lunch? - Lutefisk.- BOTH: All right!
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- Well, George? I'm still waiting for an answer!- Huh?!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Uh...uh...
0:03:32 > 0:03:38- ..One?- That's right! Show us on the board how you arrived at the answer.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Sorry, Mr Ratburn. I...just...guessed.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52You haven't paid attention again!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55BELL RINGS
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Don't forget to read about the Renaissance for tomorrow.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Now, George... George?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Cool!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15No - reading FIRST, George!
0:04:15 > 0:04:21"Lone-ar-bo Day Vinki...
0:04:21 > 0:04:25"was dorn in..." ..Ohh!
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Dad! I've a couple of questions on this reading.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Could you help?- Sure, let me see.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41OK. Now, what did you want to ask me?
0:04:41 > 0:04:46- For starters, what's it ABOUT?- Oh!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I win! And I didn't cheat!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- (Check his sleeves, just in case.) - Hey, guys!
0:04:53 > 0:04:58- Wanna play No Guessing? - THAT game...! I'm no good at trivia.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- It's easy! Even- I- get some answers right!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Geography.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12"Hat is teh cabular Nomay?"
0:05:12 > 0:05:17- Can you READ?- Of course, I can! What do you think I am - stupid?!
0:05:17 > 0:05:22I hate this game, anyway! It's filled with useless facts.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Oh! It says, "What is the capital of Norway?"!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Oslo! The capital of Norway is Oslo.
0:05:39 > 0:05:45You could have put airholes in that! How long have I been in there?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Are you George's son? You look SO much like him.
0:05:49 > 0:05:55Wally, I need advice. Kids know I have trouble reading and writing.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00Never cared for writing, myself. Horrible things, pencils.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Have you ever seen how they're made? - Pay attention, Wally!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08No-one's going to be my friend! What should I do?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11That's a toughie! Let's pace!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13You can't be the class clown again.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Last time, I ended up with that four-year-old.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22I can still taste the lipstick. ..Wait, I've got it!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Try being like Binky!
0:06:24 > 0:06:29He's not the sharpest crayon in the pack, but people like HIM.
0:06:29 > 0:06:35Yeah. I'll be tough and mean. Then, even if they think I'm dumb,
0:06:35 > 0:06:40- they'll still respect me. Thanks, Wally!- Wait!
0:06:40 > 0:06:45What happened to "I scratch your back and you don't pack me up for a year"?
0:06:45 > 0:06:46No!
0:06:46 > 0:06:53- So, you wanna be tough, huh?- Yeah. - Had any experience being tough?
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- Pull anyone's pants down? Take their lunch money? That sort of thing?- No.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02I'll see what I can do but I'm not making any promises.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09First, you're gonna need a new name. Something that fills kids with fear.
0:07:09 > 0:07:15- How about...Georgie? - Georgie?! That's a GIRL'S name!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Hmm...you seem to like MAKING things.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21We'll call you...Hammer!
0:07:21 > 0:07:27Next, we have to get you the right clothes - something messy and ripped.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- We can cut the sleeves off! - Mom would kill me!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33What CAN we cut up?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38You're not making this easy, George!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45OK! Your turn!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51..Oh!
0:07:54 > 0:08:00Repeat after me - Grrrr! What YOU looking at, doofus?!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Guhh. Um...What are you looking at...doofus?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Ohhh! Look what I have to work with!
0:08:07 > 0:08:12Oh! Look what I have to work with! ..What?!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Ugh-h-h! Four...five...?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20That's enough!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Let's see. We did insults, pushing, rude noises...
0:08:24 > 0:08:28You're almost ready for your first public appearance!
0:08:28 > 0:08:34- All right!- There's just one thing that bothers me - you're too small.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39- I wish there was some way we could make you bigger.- No problem!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45CAR HORNS TOOT
0:08:45 > 0:08:50# Who's the moose that's on the loose? Hammer!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53# Hammer!
0:08:53 > 0:08:59# Five feet tall from horns to caboose. Hammer!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01# Hammer!
0:09:01 > 0:09:07# He's tough as nails, he's REAL bad He's NEVER sad
0:09:07 > 0:09:09# Hammer!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12# Don't mess with HIM! #
0:09:17 > 0:09:21MUSIC CONTINUES
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Gurrr!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Umph!
0:09:29 > 0:09:33What are YOU looking at, foodus? I mean... Ohhh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- I'm sorry, George, but you're just too nice.- I know. Thanks for trying.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44ANOTHER thing I can't do right!
0:09:45 > 0:09:50If the farmer gives Jehosaphat four eggs for the molasses, it's fair.
0:09:50 > 0:09:56- Very good. - BELL RINGS - Remember your Renaissance report.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Start at the weekend. Oh, George...
0:09:59 > 0:10:03About this story you wrote, The Dummy In The Closet...
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Let me guess - I failed. - No! It was very creative!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Reminiscent of Poe. But I had trouble reading it.
0:10:11 > 0:10:18- Have you been tested for dyslexia? - No, what's that? Am I going to die?
0:10:18 > 0:10:24People with dyslexia just have a hard time learning to read.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27But there have been many successful dyslexics.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32Albert Einstein, Walt Disney, even Leonardo da Vinci!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36You mean THIS guy had this...thing I might have?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39You're not the only one in school.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43..Oh! I thought I was going to the teachers' lounge.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48- Well, you know me - can't tell my left from my right!- Me neither!
0:11:11 > 0:11:17Class! Let's see those reports! "The Medicis: From Riches To Riches". OK.
0:11:17 > 0:11:23"UFOs And Michelangelo: Who Really Painted The Sistine Chapel?" ..Hmm.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Arthur! George didn't do his report!
0:11:28 > 0:11:33He probably couldn't do it because he can't read.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36He'll be sent to a special school!
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- George, your report? - I don't have it.- CLASS: Oh!
0:11:41 > 0:11:48- I mean, I don't have it HERE - it's outside.- CLASS: Where? What is it?
0:11:49 > 0:11:54I didn't do a written report since writing isn't one of my strengths.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58With the principal and my dad's help,
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- I built this.- CLASS: Wow! Cool!
0:12:01 > 0:12:05It's based on one of Leonardo da Vinci's designs!
0:12:05 > 0:12:10He had ideas about how to build all sorts of cool things.
0:12:10 > 0:12:16Of course, it doesn't really FLY, but I can make the wings flap!
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Hey! It's moving! It works!
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- I'm a genius! I'm a genius!- George?
0:12:24 > 0:12:29George, did you hear what I said? You got an "A"!
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Just a minute, Mom! ..OK.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41DW can't stand it if things aren't equal.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Oh, wait, wait!
0:12:48 > 0:12:54This is nothing. She once got really crazy with her best friend, Emily.
0:12:54 > 0:13:00I've got THAT one, I've got THAT one, I've got THA...
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Aw!
0:13:02 > 0:13:07- Mine just plays Mares Eat Oats. - I love Mares Eat Oats!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Yeah? Then I guess mine's BETTER!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Can we play now?- Uh-huh.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18Mademoiselle Emily? C'est l'heure pour le milk and cookies.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23Oh! Zis room is a mess! I will clean it later.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques
0:13:28 > 0:13:32# Dormez-vous, dormez-vous?... #
0:13:34 > 0:13:37MORE!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Are you OK, DW?- Humph!
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Nadine!- What, what?!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Get out your notepad. I'm having an idea!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59OK. Read it back to me.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03"Why I Need A French Nanny Like Emily, by DW Read.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08"Number One. Sometimes you and Dad are too busy to pay me attention."
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- No, no! We CHANGED that!- Oh, right!
0:14:11 > 0:14:17"Sometimes you and Dad have a lot of work to do and need a break.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21"Number Two. It's good to learn foreign languages."
0:14:21 > 0:14:24They'll like that!
0:14:24 > 0:14:28"Number Three. I'm very dainty.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32"I need someone to protect me when Arthur gets crazy."
0:14:32 > 0:14:36How can they argue with THAT?! OK, wish me luck.
0:14:36 > 0:14:42You'll do fine! They'll probably give ME a French nanny, too!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Attention, everybody! I have an announcement. I...
0:14:48 > 0:14:52That's nice, because your father and I have an announcement too.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- You'll like it!- Does it speak French?
0:14:55 > 0:15:00We've noticed how responsible you've been these last few months,
0:15:00 > 0:15:02so we thought...
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Mademoiselle, I am yours to command!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Now you are equal with Mademoiselle Emily.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- ..an allowance.- Huh? - You're getting an ALLOWANCE!
0:15:13 > 0:15:17I didn't do anything wrong! Arthur did it!
0:15:17 > 0:15:2275 cents, and you'll get that every week as long as you are responsible.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Free MONEY? That's an ALLOWANCE?!
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- Hi, DW! What's new? - Oh, nothing much.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37It's called an allowance!
0:15:37 > 0:15:43Ooh! You do not have such amazing zings as zat, Mademoiselle Emily!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46There's no time for arguing.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51To the toy store!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Well, thank you, DW.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58It's nice for you to be so rich, now(!)
0:15:58 > 0:16:01And nice for you TOO. Driver!
0:16:06 > 0:16:09What? You mean you bought them for ME?!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11HALF of them.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- Friends should be equal.- Oh, DW!
0:16:16 > 0:16:22I can't wait to see Emily's face when I tell her about my allowance!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Hi, DW! What's new?
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Oh, nothing much...look!
0:16:30 > 0:16:34It's an allowance! I started getting one last night!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- You mean, you haven't been getting one until NOW?- Huh?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42My mom started giving me one last year... Weird!
0:16:42 > 0:16:49- So, d'you wanna make a desert garden? - Well...uh... Oh, I know!
0:16:49 > 0:16:54They probably had to wait to save up to give me more than you.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- I get 75 cents.- I get a dollar.
0:16:57 > 0:17:03Oh! A DOLLAR?! Hey, do you guys already get an allowance too?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Timmy, show her the book. It's called our bank account.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12It gets bigger and bigger, until you get enough to buy a space shuttle!
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Race car!- Space shuttle!- Race car!
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- I said space shuttle!- Race car!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22It's called a bill!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I know you can't remember everything
0:17:25 > 0:17:30when you spend SO much time punishing Arthur, but fair is fair.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33So I figured out how much I would have gotten
0:17:33 > 0:17:37if you'd started my allowance at the right time.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39You can't read, but you did a BILL?!
0:17:39 > 0:17:44You don't have to pay now - just before I see Emily.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50- MOM: You can come out when you learn to be respectful.- I WAS respectful!
0:17:50 > 0:17:54I didn't even put a French nanny on there!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Even though I'm supposed to have one!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Hi, guys! Can I colour with you?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- Do you have a bank account book? - No, but...
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Then what is there for you to COLOUR?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Aw!
0:18:16 > 0:18:21Good morning, Mother! Do you need any help with breakfast?
0:18:21 > 0:18:26- Why, thank you! That's very... - Responsible - I know!
0:18:55 > 0:19:00Now I've done all that responsible stuff without being asked,
0:19:00 > 0:19:04how much more allowance do I get?
0:19:09 > 0:19:14TILL RINGS
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Hi, DW!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Mom, can I go home? I don't feel good.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28ALL: DW! Hey!
0:19:28 > 0:19:33- This is an emergency. I need to know all your allowances.- Why?
0:19:33 > 0:19:39You're friends, even with different allowances. How do you do it?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Do we get different allowances? - ALL: Don't know.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47You mean you never ASKED? Don't you wanna know?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Is everyone besides me CRAZY?!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Your sister is weird.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59How much allowance do YOU get?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01The mayor, please!
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Well, tell him that as a law-abiding citizen and TAXI payer,
0:20:06 > 0:20:11- I demand a law that every kid has to get the same allowance.- MOM: DW!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Y-yes, Mom?
0:20:13 > 0:20:18That's so unfair! Consider this the end of our friendship!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21It's not MY fault! I DESERVE more!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Thanks a lot, DW(!)
0:20:25 > 0:20:31That's IT! Nobody has to KNOW I don't get more allowance!
0:20:31 > 0:20:35There's always someone with more allowance than you.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38But there are plenty kids with LESS.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Be happy with what you have. - You're right, Mom.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I'm sorry I was such a baby.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47To show you how responsible I am,
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I'll walk into school by myself.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53OK. I'll pick you up at two.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58Don't forget your money for this month's milk tickets.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07And pick me up exactly at two, or you're fired!
0:21:08 > 0:21:13Yes, I just wanted to know how much money I have in my account today?
0:21:13 > 0:21:17..Mm-hm. ..Uh-huh. ..Mm-hm.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Oh! That much, already?!
0:21:20 > 0:21:25I'm sorry but I had to find out how my allowance was doing.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Excuse me. I must make another call.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31I never knew DW was a princess!
0:21:31 > 0:21:36Bilvoo meemo matiya, buka. Letmo exzeemo washa.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Mm-hm. ..Mm-hm. ..Bientot!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41That was my Balonian nanny.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46They're WAY more expensive than French ones
0:21:46 > 0:21:50but if you have enough allowance, it's worth it.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Oh...
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I'm so exhausted.
0:21:54 > 0:22:00- Could you please bring a very rich girl a pillow?- Yes, your highness!
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Everybody, have your money ready for milk tickets.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Here, Princess DW! Mine is better!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Thanks, boys. Don't spend it all in one place.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Emily, let me buy your milk tickets this month.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19My allowance was raised to a gazillion dollars.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I'll buy the whole CLASS milk.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26That's nice of you, DW, but this is play money.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33No, it's not! I mean... I must have left my REAL allowance at home.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Let me make a call.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38'Mary Moo Cow says hello.'
0:22:38 > 0:22:41She's no princess!
0:22:41 > 0:22:48Not getting the same allowance doesn't mean I'm not as good as you!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52DW SNIFFLES
0:22:52 > 0:22:54DW?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Don't you want to play with me any more?
0:22:59 > 0:23:04What if I shared my allowance with you so we both had the same?
0:23:04 > 0:23:09- You'd do that? - If we could play again.
0:23:14 > 0:23:20Emily's really nice! A lot nicer than Princess DW!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I'm just as nice as Emily.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I can give my allowance away too.
0:23:27 > 0:23:32Wait! Why don't we just keep our own allowances? It's easier that way.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36OK. Does this mean we're friends again?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Yeah. It's stupid to get so crazy about money.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42I'll never do that again.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Hi, Grandma! It's DW!
0:23:44 > 0:23:50- I'm calling on behalf of the DW Allowance Fund.- MOM: DW?!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:23:55 > 0:24:00# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:24:00 > 0:24:04# And get along with each other
0:24:04 > 0:24:06# You gotta listen to your heart
0:24:06 > 0:24:10# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:24:10 > 0:24:15# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:24:15 > 0:24:21# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:24:21 > 0:24:26- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:24:26 > 0:24:31# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:24:31 > 0:24:36- # What a wonderful kind of day -- hey! - What a wonderful kind of day.- HEY!- #