The Good Sport/Crushed

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day - hey! What a wonderful kind of day - HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey! DW!- HEY!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Whoooaa! OH!

0:01:07 > 0:01:12Do you ever wonder if any of your friends will be famous?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- OW!- Hey, isn't that...?

0:01:15 > 0:01:20I'm talking! And if they do - will they remember you?

0:01:20 > 0:01:25The Nobel Prize in Physics goes to...Alan Powers.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Hooray!

0:01:28 > 0:01:34Remember me? Binky Barnes! This guy is GOOD!

0:01:34 > 0:01:39I could never do that... PH-H-H-UT! ..until he showed me!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Oh, yeah... PH-H-H-UT! ..we go way back!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- He's down there!- Ahh!

0:01:48 > 0:01:54- What's this?- They only give Olympic athletes ten free tickets.

0:01:54 > 0:02:00- So I have to choose who to invite. - What?- The 2014 Winter Games.

0:02:00 > 0:02:05You have to write an essay on "Why I want to see Francine win".

0:02:05 > 0:02:10The only friend I KNOW will be famous is Francine.

0:02:10 > 0:02:15- She's already a legend in her own mind!- I think that's...

0:02:15 > 0:02:22Are you in the toothpaste commercial? # It's not just for brushing... #

0:02:22 > 0:02:26No, sorry. I'm a figure skater!

0:02:26 > 0:02:30It figures! I NEVER meet anybody famous!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37APPLAUSE

0:02:38 > 0:02:43- What is it?- They're naming the Athlete Of The Year,

0:02:43 > 0:02:47who'll attend a banquet honouring Michelle Kwan,

0:02:47 > 0:02:53- world skating champion and graduate of Lakewood Elementary!- This dump?

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Athlete Of The Year - that's gotta be me!- Of course!

0:02:57 > 0:03:03You MUST get me her picture - autographed to "my dearest friend."

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Athlete Of The Year...

0:03:07 > 0:03:11And there you have our very own Michelle Kwan!

0:03:11 > 0:03:16You haven't been back in years. What do you plan to do?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I want to say thanks to all my fans,

0:03:19 > 0:03:24but I REALLY want a skating lesson from the Athlete Of The Year.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29You're in luck. Introducing Francine Frensky!

0:03:29 > 0:03:35- Got any tips for Michelle?- The first rule in hockey is - no dresses!

0:03:35 > 0:03:41Figure skating is pretty, but hockey is serious. Hockey is a SPORT.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Thank you!

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Now you try.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52Don't feel bad. You've got to keep your hand low...

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Testing...testing!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56SCREECH

0:03:56 > 0:04:00We're here for a very special purpose. Nine years ago,

0:04:00 > 0:04:06- Michelle Kwan graduated from this school.- Michelle RULES!

0:04:06 > 0:04:11We have created The Michelle Kwan Athlete Of The Year Award,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14to be given each year to an athlete.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19- Way to go!- Say hi, OK?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Miss Kwan is a world champion skater. We...OH!

0:04:23 > 0:04:28Without further ado, the Athlete Of The Year is...

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Miss Jenna Morgan!- Woo-hoo!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- It's not you!- Huh?

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- I can't believe it! - But Francine...- No WAY!

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Um, thank you. Thank you very much.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48APPLAUSE

0:04:48 > 0:04:53- How COULD you? - Making choices is never easy.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57I'm the captain of the softball team, the hockey team,

0:04:57 > 0:05:02the basketball team AND... I can sit on Binky's head!

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- I should have won! - You ARE a great athlete,

0:05:06 > 0:05:11- but Jenna excels at some sports you don't.- Like what?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14She's a very good skier.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19- She's co-captain of the badminton team.- That's for wusses!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Jenna also takes time to help others.

0:05:22 > 0:05:28She coaches soccer and bandages the wheelchair basketball team.

0:05:28 > 0:05:33- We decided that she was the...- Best representative of athletic ideals!

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Can you believe it? Everyone knows I'm the best!

0:05:38 > 0:05:44That's why I'm starting this petition. "We, the undersigned,"

0:05:44 > 0:05:47"think badminton isn't a sport!"

0:05:47 > 0:05:51"The Athlete Of The Year should rot at badminton."

0:05:51 > 0:05:54"Like Francine Frensky."

0:05:54 > 0:06:00I mean...nobody ever lost their teeth playing...BADMINTON!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Don't worry. Leave it to me!

0:06:03 > 0:06:08- Won't this hurt Jenna's feelings? - What about Francine? ..Here!

0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Please sign this. - Maybe she'll win next year.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15How rude! Go ahead, Arthur!

0:06:15 > 0:06:19I'll stay until I have 10,000 signatures!

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Even if it takes another hour!

0:06:22 > 0:06:30Hi, Daddy! No... I only have one signature. Mine!

0:06:30 > 0:06:35I'm sorry, Francine. I failed you! I failed Michelle.

0:06:35 > 0:06:40Never mind! I decided to be a good sport. You know me...

0:06:40 > 0:06:43WHY do I have to be a good sport?

0:06:43 > 0:06:48That's what you do when you lose. You accept it.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Plus, it'll make me proud of you. - Grrr!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- I know you'll do the right thing. - OK, but it's stupid!

0:06:56 > 0:07:03Hey! Maybe we can have a Michelle Kwan Good Sport Of The Year award!

0:07:03 > 0:07:08- Mr Ratburn!- Yes? - In the spirit of good sportshood,

0:07:08 > 0:07:12I think we should applaud Jenna for winning that thing!

0:07:12 > 0:07:17- What a nice idea! - Tell Michelle I said hi, OK?

0:07:17 > 0:07:22If you'll all get out your history books... Miss Frensky?

0:07:22 > 0:07:29- It's the Grape Wall of China. Geddit? The GRAPE Wall?- Ha-ha!

0:07:29 > 0:07:33We should have a party for Jenna.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Huh?- A party.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38P-A-R-T-Y. Geddit?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41You're being a good sport.

0:07:41 > 0:07:47Yes. And that means throwing a party for the winner. Right?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- RIGHT?!?- ALL: Right!- OK.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54We need someone to buy balloons, bring bagels and to...

0:07:54 > 0:07:59- ..Eat bagels! I could eat them all day!- Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02QUIET CHATTER

0:08:02 > 0:08:07This party needs a song! # For she's a jolly good fellow

0:08:07 > 0:08:11# For she's a jolly good fellow... #

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Speech! Speech!

0:08:14 > 0:08:19Uh, gee... Wow, thanks. I kinda feel...

0:08:19 > 0:08:25This honour is the biggest award a person could get...

0:08:25 > 0:08:28or NOT get! People are asking me:

0:08:28 > 0:08:33"How come YOU didn't get it? You're the captain of EVERYTHING!"

0:08:33 > 0:08:37But I say Jenna does some sports stuff, too.

0:08:37 > 0:08:43She's pretty good at... What's it called? Yeah, BADMINTON.

0:08:43 > 0:08:49- A lot of other...- Thank you, Francine! I think we've had enough.

0:08:49 > 0:08:54- I'm not finished.- Oh, I think you are! Page 243, everybody.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57That party stank! There wasn't enough stuff!

0:08:57 > 0:09:02We need a parade, or a band or a really big balloon!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06I'm not sure Jenna likes all this attention.

0:09:06 > 0:09:12She better LEARN to like it! She's Athlete Of The Year! C'mon, Muffy.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17- Is it me, or is Francine getting nicer?- It's you.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, no!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31STOP IT!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Stop giving me all these stupid parties!

0:09:34 > 0:09:38I'm going to give her a piece of my mind!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45You can hurt MY feelings all you want!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48But when it comes to Francine...

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Muffy, please... You should be grateful!

0:09:52 > 0:09:58- Francine deserved the award! - I KNOW that! Everyone thinks that!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Does she HAVE to rub it in?

0:10:00 > 0:10:05- I'm sorry, I... - I certainly told HER!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Oh, stuff it, Muffy!- Well...!

0:10:08 > 0:10:15Now, the moment you've been waiting for - please welcome Michelle Kwan!

0:10:15 > 0:10:16APPLAUSE

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- APPLAUSE- Thank you so much!

0:10:19 > 0:10:23It's wonderful to be home in Elwood City.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28I'm really grateful to this place for giving me a place to skate,

0:10:28 > 0:10:34- and for believing that girls could be great athletes.- Right!

0:10:34 > 0:10:40- I could skate rings round you, any day!- I'm delighted to present

0:10:40 > 0:10:45the Athlete Of The Year award to Jenna Morgan!

0:10:45 > 0:10:51What does SHE know? Figure skating? Right! Tra-la-la...!

0:10:51 > 0:10:55I've had just about enough, Francine Frensky!

0:10:57 > 0:11:02- Ah! What's going on? Where am I? - Lace 'em up!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Ooh! Wa-a-a-ah! Ow!

0:11:07 > 0:11:10You're not giving up already, are you?

0:11:10 > 0:11:16- No, I just can't get my legs up in the air like that!- Try it again!

0:11:16 > 0:11:20A triple Salchow, followed by a double axel.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22See? It's easy!

0:11:22 > 0:11:26- And...jump!- Ooh!

0:11:26 > 0:11:31- STOP! It's too hard! - What did you say?- Ah!

0:11:31 > 0:11:36I said figure skating isn't as wimpy as it looks! OK?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39And stop skating rings around me!

0:11:39 > 0:11:45Don't worry, in five years you could be really good. Let's try again.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Now THAT was weird!

0:11:49 > 0:11:56Huh? "To Francine Frensky - the best hockey player at Lakewood School."

0:11:56 > 0:11:58"Love, Michelle Kwan."

0:11:58 > 0:12:03- Is this from you?- Uh-huh. I told Michelle all about you.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08- How you're a great athlete. - I forgot to say congratulations.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13I may be a good athlete, but you're a great sport.

0:12:13 > 0:12:19- But I still think badminton's wussy. - That's OK, I think hockey's dumb.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21THEY GIGGLE

0:12:21 > 0:12:26- I saw you on TV!- So, Michelle... - Did you tell her I said hi?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Your speech was great! Weren't you nervous?

0:12:29 > 0:12:33# There are things that make me blue

0:12:33 > 0:12:41# Like an old forgotten shoe Or a candy bar that I've never tried

0:12:41 > 0:12:45# History tests are crummy

0:12:45 > 0:12:47# Soggy toast ain't yummy

0:12:47 > 0:12:53# And the weatherman on the radio He just lies

0:12:53 > 0:12:58# Or you're playing with your poodle And he bites you on your noodle

0:12:58 > 0:13:04# You hit your head on the bed That's gotta smart

0:13:04 > 0:13:09# Nothing feels so bad Can make you so darn sad

0:13:09 > 0:13:13# As when a baby-sitter sits Upon your heart

0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Upon your heart - Oh yeah

0:13:16 > 0:13:21- # Upon you he-e-eart! # - STOP! Cut! No more!

0:13:21 > 0:13:25- You were going to TELL them? - Yeah, it makes a good song.

0:13:25 > 0:13:31- Uh, due to...technical difficulties, there'll be no show.- Don't listen.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35He's just embarrassed. Roll the tape, Greg!

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- It's a good story, Arthur.- Aaaaah!

0:13:41 > 0:13:44G-R-R-RROWL!

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Come on! I don't need a baby-sitter!

0:13:49 > 0:13:55- I'm eight! I've BEEN a baby-sitter! - Sorry, that's how it is!

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Is it going to be Mrs Grouse? She makes us dance!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02I like Mrs Grouse. She smells nice.

0:14:02 > 0:14:08- And the jitterbug is good for your arthur-itis, Arthur!- I don't have it.

0:14:08 > 0:14:14Mrs Grouse couldn't make it. You'll have someone new - Sally McGill.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Aw! Sally McGill. She sounds mean!

0:14:18 > 0:14:24Your parents said they wanted to come home to a CLEAN HOUSE!

0:14:24 > 0:14:29And hurry up! It's 7.30pm - almost time for bed!

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Aw! Don't stay out too late, OK?

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- DOORBELL - Kids! >

0:14:37 > 0:14:42- Come downstairs. The baby-sitter's here!- Aw!

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Hi, Arthur!- Hey!

0:14:46 > 0:14:50You look too young! Can I see some ID?

0:14:50 > 0:14:57Sally's 16, DW. That's 12 years older than you! Do what she says.

0:14:57 > 0:15:03Our contact information is in the kitchen, and dinner's in the oven.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07First, let's get some business out of the way.

0:15:07 > 0:15:12No TV until after homework, no staying up late,

0:15:12 > 0:15:17brush, floss - I know the drill. Call me when dinner's ready.

0:15:17 > 0:15:22I was going to ask if he preferred Chunky Skunk or Choco Chip.

0:15:22 > 0:15:28Arthur doesn't like ice-cream. You can give his portion to me.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31And my bedtime is 11pm!

0:15:34 > 0:15:38The cows are coming! What shall we do, DW?

0:15:38 > 0:15:44- Use the shield or the magic ankhs? - I like it when the bunny jumps.

0:15:44 > 0:15:49Hey! That's Darkbunny 6 - Curse Of The Moomie!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Is it OK if I play your video games?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Sure.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02- You're really good! - My high score is 22,000.

0:16:02 > 0:16:0822,000? Uh, that's almost as high as my high score!

0:16:08 > 0:16:14- We could use your help - we're on level 4.- Take mine! This is boring!

0:16:14 > 0:16:17The cows don't even sing.

0:16:24 > 0:16:29- I've never gotten this far! - This is where the high priestess,

0:16:29 > 0:16:34Nocowariti, lives. The mummy of all Moomies.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- We're home!- Aw! Already?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41It was a short opera.

0:16:41 > 0:16:46Don't you want to go out for dessert? We were at level 12!

0:16:46 > 0:16:50We can save the game and pick it up later.

0:16:50 > 0:16:55- Thanks, Sally. I hope they weren't too much trouble.- None at all.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Call me any time. Later, Bovinator!

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Did you and Sally have fun?

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Arthur?- Huh? ..Oh, yeah.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09She's OK.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15Dad! Wagner's Ring cycle is coming to town.

0:17:15 > 0:17:22It's a nine-hour opera. I thought you and mom might be interested.

0:17:24 > 0:17:30There's a meeting on speed bumps tomorrow. You might want to go.

0:17:32 > 0:17:37Clogging lesson, half-price dinner and a lecture on the Maya.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41Did you know their temples are calendars?

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Do you want rid of us?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47No! I just thought you should get out more.

0:17:47 > 0:17:53- I have been wanting to try Trattoria Verdi.- All right!

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I mean...you deserve it!

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Only nine more minutes!

0:18:00 > 0:18:03GASPING

0:18:05 > 0:18:08BOTH: Nocowariti!

0:18:08 > 0:18:11The mummy of all Moomies!

0:18:17 > 0:18:20DOORBELL

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Sally! I finished my homework so that we...AH!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27That's it! Way to swing, DW!

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Come on, Arthur! Put some hip into it!

0:18:33 > 0:18:39La-la-la! Oh, no! A flying sheep zombie -

0:18:39 > 0:18:42escaped from the tombs of Cowkunatin!

0:18:43 > 0:18:49Don't worry, Sally! I, Bionic Bunny, will save you!

0:18:49 > 0:18:54- BAAA!- Ah! Its wool is so coarse, my hands are bleeding!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- I'm outta here!- Oh, no!

0:18:57 > 0:19:02It's going to lick me with its rough tongue! HELP!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05SPLAT! Baaaaa!

0:19:05 > 0:19:12- Woolly lamb burger, Sally? - Arthur! You're my HERO!

0:19:12 > 0:19:16- Hey, cool drawing!- Ah! - Who's the girl?- What girl?

0:19:16 > 0:19:20- The girl you're saving. - Oh, THAT girl!

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Uh, I dunno. Don't you have some reading to do?

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Hmm.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Are we having dragon?

0:19:33 > 0:19:39The caterer at the Medieval Society has flu, so I'm filling in.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Luckily we found some help.

0:19:42 > 0:19:47Sally and a friend are coming over. I hope that's OK.

0:19:49 > 0:19:55You're quite an artist! OK, Arthur. Your turn to choose an activity.

0:19:55 > 0:20:00- Darkbunny 6, Level 12! - What a surprise!

0:20:00 > 0:20:05DOORBELL

0:20:01 > 0:20:05- That must be my friend.- What friend?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Arthur, DW - meet Corey, my boyfriend.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Hey, dude!

0:20:11 > 0:20:15ID, please. You have to be 16 to baby-sit us.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19Hey, Arthur? I thought we were gonna play.

0:20:19 > 0:20:24Um...maybe some other time. I've got some homework to finish.

0:20:26 > 0:20:32- Hi, honey. Everything go OK, tonight?- Yeah, great.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36Mom? Are you and Dad going out again soon?

0:20:36 > 0:20:40- No, not that I know of.- Good.

0:20:43 > 0:20:48La-la-la! La-la-la!

0:20:48 > 0:20:53- BAAA!- Oh, no! Another big, flying sheep zombie! Arthur! HELP!

0:20:53 > 0:20:57Get Corey to help you! He's your BOYFRIEND!

0:20:57 > 0:21:02- I'm just a floppy-haired teenager! I can barely see.- BAA!

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Good sheep!

0:21:09 > 0:21:14- Hey, is that the same girl? - Yeah... I mean NO!

0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Don't you have some reading? - We're in the Sugar Bowl!

0:21:19 > 0:21:24- Right.- Arthur, you've been acting weird. What's wrong?

0:21:24 > 0:21:28You have to promise not to tell ANYONE! I mean it!

0:21:28 > 0:21:33- OK.- I have this baby-sitter and, well, I really like her.

0:21:33 > 0:21:38It all started when we were playing Curse of the Moomie...

0:21:38 > 0:21:42- I understand.- You do?- Yeah!

0:21:42 > 0:21:49- You were crushed! She walked all over you, right?- Well, I guess...

0:21:49 > 0:21:53- You're not ready. You should keep away from her.- Yes?

0:21:53 > 0:21:59Yes! I've got an idea. Why don't you stay at my place on Friday?

0:21:59 > 0:22:03OK. Thanks! I feel better already!

0:22:07 > 0:22:11Our night's going to be better than we thought!

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Mom went out, so we have a baby-sitter.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18- Do you guys want pepperoni pizza? - Ah!

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Your parents recommended her. She plays video games!

0:22:22 > 0:22:30- Arthur's the pro!- Uh... Excuse me! I have to unroll my sleeping bag.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33(Thanks a lot, PAL!)

0:22:33 > 0:22:35What did I say?

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Still unrolling that sleeping bag?

0:22:40 > 0:22:44I got kinda distracted. Thanks.

0:22:44 > 0:22:50I was telling Buster how much fun we had. I wish Corey liked video games!

0:22:50 > 0:22:55- You don't play with him? - No, he never makes it past level 1.

0:22:55 > 0:23:02- Luckily I've found someone equally matched to play with.- You did? Who?

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Oh, a new friend named Arthur Read.

0:23:05 > 0:23:11Buster has Curse of the Moomie. Wanna find out tough Nocowariti is?

0:23:19 > 0:23:24- ALL: Awww! - Oh, well. Time for bed, you guys!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Wow! Level 12 is a killer.

0:23:27 > 0:23:35I told you - she crushes you! That's why she's the Mummy of all Mooomies!

0:23:35 > 0:23:39You were talking about Nocowariti in the Sugar Bowl?

0:23:39 > 0:23:45- Yeah. Who did you think I meant? - Ha-ha! I thought...forget it!

0:23:45 > 0:23:48- No, tell me! Who?- No-one!

0:23:48 > 0:23:52- I can keep a secret! - Forget it, Buster!

0:23:52 > 0:23:55# And I say, hey!

0:23:55 > 0:24:00# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:24:00 > 0:24:04# And get along with each other

0:24:04 > 0:24:06# You gotta listen to your heart

0:24:06 > 0:24:10# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:24:10 > 0:24:15# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:24:15 > 0:24:21# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:24:21 > 0:24:28# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:24:28 > 0:24:32# What a wonderful kind of day HEY! #

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