DW's Time Trouble

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:22# And get along with each other

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:27 > 0:00:33# Get together and make things better by working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:39# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:54# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:54 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day. Hey! What a wonderful kind of day. HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Arthur! Hurry! The little hand is almost at three.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17- We'll miss the movie! - Does it have to be Doll Story 2?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20What about Slappy Blackhead's Way-Cool Journey Through Time?

0:01:20 > 0:01:25It's my movie day! I'd go by myself if Mom and Dad let me,

0:01:25 > 0:01:29but they won't, so you have to take me. Hurry!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31I know a short cut.

0:01:31 > 0:01:38- A secret path?- Yeah. Stay beside me. It's easy to get lost.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Wow! Neat trick, Arthur!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Arthur!- Hey, guys! - What are you doing?

0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Taking DW to Doll Story 2. - That's too bad.

0:01:58 > 0:02:03- We're going to Slappy Blackhead's Way-Cool Journey Through Time.- Yeah?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07No, Arthur!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Arthur!

0:02:09 > 0:02:14So you're saying all it needs is some uranium?

0:02:14 > 0:02:19Cook for two minutes in a microwave oven and it'll be a time machine?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Dude, would Slappy Blackhead steer you wrong?

0:02:25 > 0:02:30Rockinapalooza 1991, here we come!

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Oh, brother!

0:02:34 > 0:02:39Arthur always tells you having a little sister is a pain,

0:02:39 > 0:02:42but look what I put up with!

0:02:42 > 0:02:46This is only the tail of the iceberg!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48When are we?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52All I'm asking for is one little kitten!

0:02:52 > 0:02:57Sorry, DW, we already got a dog for Arthur

0:02:57 > 0:02:59and one pet is enough.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- It's a boy's jacket! - No-one can tell.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Arthur's old one is fine.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08That's nice, DW.

0:03:08 > 0:03:13But I remember the finger painting Arthur made!

0:03:13 > 0:03:17He was such an instinctive finger painter!

0:03:17 > 0:03:21DW! Shh! We're trying to watch the movie!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24You don't do the intro anyway! It's my show!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Wait! I'm not finished!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Older brothers!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Hey!- Oops!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39My favourite part was where Principal Crabcake

0:03:39 > 0:03:42fell into the dumpster!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45"I'll get you, Slappy Blackhead!"

0:03:49 > 0:03:53I don't get it - why did he fall in the garbage?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Because Slappy Blackhead went back in time to change history!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Why?- Because Principal Crabcake was uncool.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05He wouldn't let Slappy play his boom box.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08He went back in time just for that?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Yeah - it's funny!

0:04:11 > 0:04:16Then Arthur made us go to Sloopy Bloopy's Time Machine instead!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19I had to do what he said!

0:04:19 > 0:04:23I know, DW! We spoke to Arthur,

0:04:23 > 0:04:27and he won't be going to movies for quite some time.

0:04:27 > 0:04:32Why didn't you have me born first instead of Arthur so I was older

0:04:32 > 0:04:34and I could make him do things?

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Sorry, honey! That's how things worked out.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Night.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45- DW? DW? Wake up!- Huh?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Look what I made!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51A bike that tells time?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54No, a time machine!

0:04:54 > 0:04:59Add radioactive Play-Doh and we can make Arthur fall in garbage!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Really?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04I'll get you, DW!

0:05:06 > 0:05:11Actually, only older brothers are mean enough to do that!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Oh...yeah...

0:05:13 > 0:05:17But wait! Could we go back and make me born before Arthur?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19That's a great idea!

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Back in time, here we come!

0:05:26 > 0:05:30A parking lot? What are we doing here?

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- You'll see.- Wow! Everything was so different back in time!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38It's Mom and Dad!

0:05:38 > 0:05:42You don't have to hide. They don't know you yet!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44It's before you or Arthur were born.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Hide!- I thought I didn't have to!

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- You do now! - Have any children followed you?

0:06:03 > 0:06:08- What's this place?- It's where moms and dads buy babies.

0:06:08 > 0:06:13- What kind of baby did you want? - An adorable little girl,

0:06:13 > 0:06:17preferably one who likes pink jumpers and unicorns.

0:06:17 > 0:06:24Girls are all well and good, but we have a terrific sale on boys.

0:06:24 > 0:06:29You won't get a better deal than this one! 50% off!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31SCREECH!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34That's why they had Arthur first!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37BURP!

0:06:37 > 0:06:43We really did want a girl and this baby looks broken.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Huh?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51You know what...?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- BURP! - ..He's free!

0:06:54 > 0:06:59Just to show you we care, we'll throw in a free TV, trampoline

0:06:59 > 0:07:02and a year's supply of ice cream.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Too late! They took Arthur first!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08We just go back in time!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- What kind of baby did you want? - A-hem! Phone call for you!

0:07:20 > 0:07:26I'll take care of them. Come with me. I have just the baby for you.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29GASPS

0:07:29 > 0:07:34As you can see, it's our most popular. Please, folks, please!

0:07:34 > 0:07:39This couple was first. They placed a phone order.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Aw!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44LITTLE DW GURGLES

0:07:44 > 0:07:49We did it! Now I'll be the oldest! Hey!

0:07:49 > 0:07:54- Can we go into the future and see how I turn out?- Start pedalling!

0:07:54 > 0:08:00This is the most instinctive finger painting I've ever seen!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03DW is a genius!

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Tell us something we don't know! That deserves a reward!

0:08:07 > 0:08:12Go buy yourself a pony to go with your kitten!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16And see some movies all by yourself!

0:08:16 > 0:08:21DW is so amazing! Did you ever think of having another child?

0:08:21 > 0:08:27That's just it. DW is so perfect, there's no point having another one!

0:08:29 > 0:08:34- What? Aren't you happy?- I should be, but I feel bad for Arthur.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38If Mom and Dad don't take him, who will?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45BURP!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Oh, dear!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Someone's left us a broken baby!

0:08:53 > 0:08:57You should take him - he looks so sad.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01You could get a charity deduction on your taxes.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04DW, you're so thoughtful!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Of course, you're right.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Let's see what happens!

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Unicorns - good, snakes and spiders - bad.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Excellent!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Mary Moo Cow for President!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Mary Moo Cow!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Can we go to Doll Story 2 now?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Good job! Even better than I hoped!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40I want another cookie!

0:09:40 > 0:09:45- But, Arthur, that was my last one! - I want another cookie!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Uh-oh!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52DW smashed my glasses.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- DW!- But he's lying!

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Older sisters have to be nice to baby brothers,

0:10:00 > 0:10:02especially when they're broken!

0:10:02 > 0:10:07- I wanna see Sloopy Bloopy! - Arthur, you're too little.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09DW, take him to the movies!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Buy him some new glasses too!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Sloopy Bloopy! Sloopy Bloopy!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18You said you wanted to see Doll Story 2!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21You had cookies then!

0:10:23 > 0:10:28- We're gonna miss the movie! Hurry up!- OK! We'll take the short cut.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36- Do you know where we're going? - I think so. I mean...well...

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- You're lost! - ARTHUR CRIES - Shh!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47CRYING

0:10:47 > 0:10:51I'm sure I can find the way! I'm the older one!

0:10:51 > 0:10:56- We should help.- Do you know the way out?- Well...I don't know...

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Arthur showed me once, but...

0:11:00 > 0:11:06I know! Let's go back in time and keep them from going this way!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Neat tricycle!- No!- No!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Who are you?

0:11:12 > 0:11:13You.

0:11:13 > 0:11:19- Nadine!- Don't ask me! I don't know what's going on either!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Do you know the way out of here?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24No...

0:11:24 > 0:11:27ALL: Help! Somebody, help!

0:11:27 > 0:11:31I don't like being the oldest one any more!

0:11:31 > 0:11:35It's good to have someone older to help you!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I wish you'd thought of that before!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Help! We're lost!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43We're lost! Help!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45DW, are you OK?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Arthur...is that you?

0:11:48 > 0:11:53Oh, good! You're not that broken baby from the baby store!

0:11:53 > 0:11:59Babies don't come from stores! Remember when Kate was born?

0:11:59 > 0:12:04- Mom and Dad explained it!- Oh, right. So it was just a nightmare?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Will those make you feel better?

0:12:07 > 0:12:12I don't have nightmares so much when I sleep with my Bionic Bunny.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15I'm glad you're my older brother!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Me too! Good night, DW.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Arthur?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Mmm?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Good night, Arthur!