Is There a Doctor in the House?

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:54- # We can learn to work and play And get along with each other- Hey!

0:00:54 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Who-o-oa!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12KETTLE WHISTLES

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Oh!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Oh, my throat! - Mom! Where's my stripy shirt?

0:01:20 > 0:01:25- Your what?- My shirt with the green and white stripes.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- The one I always play softball in. - Check the dryer.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32BABY WAILS

0:01:32 > 0:01:38- It's not in the dryer! - Check the washer.- It's all wet!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41What will I wear to the softball game?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45PHONE RINGS I forgot to put it in the dryer.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Hello? ..Pal?!

0:01:48 > 0:01:53Hi, Mrs Tibble! ..What? Oh! I completely forgot.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Can I wear one of Dad's shirts? The one he got for Parents' Day.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Sure.- Yeah!

0:01:58 > 0:02:02I'll be there in five minutes. Bye! COUGHS

0:02:02 > 0:02:05SIGHS

0:02:15 > 0:02:20I hit the ball over the fence - this shirt is lucky.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22My Parents' Day shirt?!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- I thought... - Why were you wearing it?

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- I hope you'll wash it! - Your shirt is way lucky.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31It's a nice shirt, Arthur.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Paper bag puppet friends are only 19.95!

0:02:35 > 0:02:40You can colour them - they're educational! Can I have one?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Can I? Ple-e-e-ase?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Woof-woof!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Please? Please? Please?

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Can't we just have a little peace and quiet for once?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Arf!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56I'm sorry. I don't know what's wrong.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00I haven't been feeling myself all day.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02COUGHS

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Yep! You've got a fever.

0:03:06 > 0:03:11Congratulations! You've earned a couple of days of bed rest.

0:03:11 > 0:03:17I'll be fine by the morning. I know you're catering that tea tomorrow.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19You concentrate on getting better.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Yeah, Mom, don't worry. We'll take care of everything.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28YAWNS

0:03:37 > 0:03:42I call this one Baganini. He sings. # La-lo lee-la-la lee-lo-la... #

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Ssh!

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Look who's up! Are you feeling better?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Mom! Want a doughnut? - Look what I made!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57No.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01As soon as I get back from the tea, I'll clean up.

0:04:01 > 0:04:07- Come on, Kate - time for your nap. - Arthur, I'm worried about Dad.- Why?

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- He's not sick.- But he can't clean the house by himself.

0:04:11 > 0:04:17It takes Mom all day to clean, and look - it's already that time.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21What if Mom is sick for days? The house will get dirtier!

0:04:21 > 0:04:27There'll be no clean dishes. Dust bunnies will be hopping around!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29We'll be living in a pig stew!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32It's pig-STY, DW.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- But yes - he could use some help. - I'm leaving!

0:04:35 > 0:04:39I'll be back in a few hours. Stay out of trouble.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Wait! Mom always folds the laundry first.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53I have something to confess to you. I'm not Sheldon.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- You're not? Then who are you? - I'm Shelby -

0:04:57 > 0:05:02Sheldon's twin. I should have told you sooner, Karen.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I'm not Karen. Karen's my undercover name.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- Undercover?- Yes, I'm in the police.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13I'm supposed to arrest you, but I can't. I love you, Sheldon!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Shelby.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19CLUNK-CLUNK!

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Vacuuming done! How's the laundry going?

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Great!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Stay!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55CRYING

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- What's wrong with Kate? - I don't know!

0:06:03 > 0:06:08I was making Dad's pyjamas stay on the hook when she started crying.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Uh-oh. That's YOUR job.

0:06:12 > 0:06:17Why? You've seen Mom change her as often as I have.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22- You're older.- You're closer to her age. You remember how it's done.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25OK, we'll shoot for it.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

0:06:28 > 0:06:33- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! - Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Paper beats rock. I win again! - Come on! Best of 35.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hey, DW, look!

0:06:41 > 0:06:45We can't change her now. It'll wake her up.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46(OK.)

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Doing the chores wasn't so bad.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57Yeah, why do Mom and Dad complain they're so busy?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59It only took us a few hours.

0:06:59 > 0:07:04I can't wait to see Daddy's face when he sees all the work we did.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Why is my shirt buried in the yard?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Oh!- THAT'S where it was!

0:07:12 > 0:07:16I couldn't find it when I put your clothes away.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21- YOU put my clothes away? - Uh-huh! We did all the housework!

0:07:21 > 0:07:25DW did the laundry, I did the dishes, and...

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Is something burning?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Oh, that's just the vacuum cleaner. Something happened to it.

0:07:33 > 0:07:38You pick up the big pieces by hand before you vacuum.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43- SIGHS - Oh, I'll fix it in the morning.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Oof!

0:07:51 > 0:07:56Ugh! Did you scrape the dishes and close the little detergent door?

0:07:56 > 0:08:01- Um...I'm not sure. - BABY CRIES

0:08:01 > 0:08:04We were going to change her, but she fell asleep.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09That's OK. It was nice of you two to try to help.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I don't feel great. I think I'll hit the hay.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15What about dinner?

0:08:15 > 0:08:20There are leftover finger sandwiches in the fridge. Achoo!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- We didn't do that good a job. - YOU didn't.

0:08:23 > 0:08:28Daddy didn't say anything about the laundry.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Who cut a hole in my pyjamas?!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Argh!

0:08:38 > 0:08:44I'm scared. Can I get in with you? I don't want to wake Mom and Dad.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- OK. But not with the cow. - Mary's scared, too.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51SIGHS

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Arthur? What if Mom and Dad aren't better by tomorrow?

0:08:59 > 0:09:05You heard what Mom said. Grandma's coming. She'll help with the house.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09What if they're ill for ages? Grandma can't always come.

0:09:09 > 0:09:15- She's got bingo on Fridays and her slim-aerobics class...- Sleep, DW.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Hi, DW, I'm home!

0:09:23 > 0:09:28- I'm at the computer! How was the wedding?- I was fired again.

0:09:29 > 0:09:35Catering is tough when you only know how to make jelly sandwiches.

0:09:35 > 0:09:41Think it's easy being an accountant when you can't count past ten?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Are Mom and Dad feeling any better today?

0:09:44 > 0:09:47COUGHING

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Does that answer your question?

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Oh, by the way, I sent Kate to the orphanage.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- What?!- I couldn't take care of her!

0:09:57 > 0:10:01She deserves to be where they can change her diapers.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05True. And it's one less mouth to feed.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07But I sure will miss her.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Me, too!

0:10:09 > 0:10:14If only we had paid attention to the work Mom and Dad do!

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Maybe we could have run the house better!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20I know! We're terrible parents!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23THEY SOB

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- I had a weird nightmare!- Me, too! - CRYING

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Kate!- Kate!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Should we get Mom and Dad?

0:10:34 > 0:10:40- If they don't sleep, they might not get well.- I'll get clothes pins.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43BABY GURGLES

0:10:43 > 0:10:45This isn't so bad.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50I'm just going to clean the dishes before breakfast.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58I'll get the sponge mop.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18I'll bring Mom and Dad breakfast.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Why YOU?- It's too heavy for you.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24- No, it isn't! I can do it! - Let go, DW!

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- You'll spill it!- Let go! - Why don't we ALL take it up?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Let's see the state of affairs.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Your dad said this was full of dirty dishes.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Yeah, because I forgot to scrape the plates.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43- Where are they?- We washed them by hand this morning.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48Really? OK, well, let's just give Kate a fresh diaper...

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Done!

0:11:51 > 0:11:56They've folded the laundry, emptied the trash and the house is spotless.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00I don't see why you called in the reserves.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Arthur and DW run a VERY tight ship.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08- I guess we've trained them well. - Yeah! We should be sick more often.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13Wow! It's not even noon, and I'm already wiped out.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Me, too! Running this house is hard work!

0:12:17 > 0:12:22- At least we only have to deal with TWO sick people...- Achoo!

0:12:22 > 0:12:23A-A-Achoo!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Oh, no!

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Subtitles by Emma Biggins BBC Broadcast 2003

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