0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Every day when you're walking down the street
0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:15 > 0:00:20# If we could learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open your eyes, open your ears
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together and make things better by working together
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say...- Hey!- Hey! What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53- # If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other!- Hey!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# What a wonderful kind of day! Hey!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:02'Hey! DW!'
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey!- Whoa!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12# Who is candy canes and Mary Janes?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14# That Miss Muffy
0:01:14 > 0:01:17# Fresh baguettes and big berets
0:01:17 > 0:01:22# That Miss Muffy She's dainty lace on a dress
0:01:22 > 0:01:26# She's frilly, funny, fancy, finesse
0:01:26 > 0:01:29# Who is valentines and hair that shines?
0:01:29 > 0:01:34# That Miss Muffy Silver skates and candied dates
0:01:34 > 0:01:40# That Miss Muffy She's peachy icing on a bundt cake
0:01:40 > 0:01:43# Oh, we love her so, see her now
0:01:43 > 0:01:46# Look out world, holy cow!
0:01:46 > 0:01:51# Hold on tight if you thought you were so sweet
0:01:51 > 0:01:57# Because Miss Muffy That Miss Muffy's got you beat! #
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- I've figured out what happiness is. - Yeah? What is it?
0:02:11 > 0:02:18- Happiness is pizza on a Friday before a three-day weekend.- Right.
0:02:18 > 0:02:24Three days of tree-climbing, soccer. And then Sunday feels like Saturday.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29DW's got me down for six games of Tower of Cows,
0:02:29 > 0:02:34four games of Box of Rocks and a championship of Virtual Goose.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- My dad has a conference in Crown City. He's taking me.- Crown City?
0:02:39 > 0:02:44- The gleaming metropolis, Crown City?- That's the one.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48# Crown City, you're dynamite! You're peaches and cream!
0:02:48 > 0:02:53# Try your luck there, kid Crown City!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# Crown City!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59# One heck of a diamond by the sea! #
0:03:02 > 0:03:07We're going to stay with Carla, my old sitter. She's so cool.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12My dad goes to Crown City for a sanitation convention every year.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17- I went to the Science Museum there. - I was in a pie-eating contest.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- How about you, Muffy?- Er...sure.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26I've been to Europe, the Caribbean and Crown City lots of times.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31MUFFY WHISTLES
0:03:33 > 0:03:39- As I clean paintbrushes, I think of life in Crown City.- How's that?
0:03:39 > 0:03:43I imagine there are tons of galleries there.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48You imagine? You said you'd been there lots of times.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, I have. Just not recently.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55It's been so long it feels like I've never been.
0:03:55 > 0:04:01Oh, I would just love to return to my beautiful Crown City by the sea.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Dad did say I could bring a friend.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Fantastic! We'll have such fun!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Stores, restaurants, horse-drawn carriages.
0:04:11 > 0:04:17- And room service, valet parking... - Yes, but...- Maraschino cherries...
0:04:17 > 0:04:19It's not gonna be like that.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28You did tell her it's only a three-day trip?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I thought so.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34I've made a list for the trip.
0:04:34 > 0:04:40A fancy dinner, a shopping spree, then a tasteful cultural event.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Perhaps an art exhibit, or opera.
0:04:45 > 0:04:51# Crown City! One heck of a diamond by the sea! #
0:04:54 > 0:04:57# Crown City, you're dynamite... #
0:04:57 > 0:05:02Muffy, look. We're heading into the city now.
0:05:06 > 0:05:12- So high-class. Does Carla live in a penthouse?- Not exactly.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- Was that woman by the fire hydrant selling soap?- Yes, she was,
0:05:26 > 0:05:31and she makes a wonderful oatmeal and seaweed bar for exfoliating.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Only camomile touches my skin.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- You must be Miffy.- Muffy. - It's good to see you
0:05:38 > 0:05:43back in the neighbourhood. Are you hungry? Shall we go out to dinner?
0:05:43 > 0:05:48The international fusion cuisine in Crown City is magnificent.
0:05:48 > 0:05:54- Perhaps we should try...- That cool Ethiopian place. What's it called?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Addis Ababa. Let's go.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Don't they have silverware here?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Nope. Just these. Isn't it fun?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Where are the different waiters?
0:06:12 > 0:06:18One to sweep up the crumbs, one to unfold the napkins, one to...
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Sorry if the dinner was a let-down.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Tonight may have been a flop.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Tomorrow's going to be glorious.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38I don't believe it. That's Muffy Crosswire!
0:06:38 > 0:06:43- THE Muffy Crosswire? - GASPS OF ADMIRATION
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I'm sorry, Miss.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Your credit card company is reporting that...
0:06:51 > 0:06:53you must spend MORE!
0:06:56 > 0:07:01You're going to love the shopping we're going to do tomorrow.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06This wasn't what I... Ugh!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10This wasn't what I had in...
0:07:10 > 0:07:13This wasn't what I had in mind.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18Where are the jewellery cases and the ladies spraying French perfume?
0:07:18 > 0:07:24We'll stop at a boutique as soon as I find a good, ripe turban squash.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28What do you mean, nothing costs more than a dollar?
0:07:28 > 0:07:34Plastic earrings? Plastic may be OK for the cap on a bottle of soda.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37But on my ears? Honestly!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Muffy, I found some glitter paints
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- for decorating jeans.- Oh, Muffy! Now this - this is you.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47It's very cheap.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52Cow is not my colour, and fake fur is way passe.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Suit yourself.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05- One foot-long, extra sauerkraut, hold the relish.- Will we be dabbling
0:08:05 > 0:08:10- in culture tonight?- Super-thick, double peppers, burn the onions.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Maybe the ballet or the opera.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16There's all sorts of art at Rene's.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Rene's? Oh, it sounds French.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Quick, Muffy. What do you want?
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Er...poulet au beurre noire?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Hold the beurre noire.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32An evening at Rene's.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37I imagine Rene's is where anyone who's anyone goes.
0:08:41 > 0:08:47It captures my angst, but this one is my favourite - an Andy Warthog.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52- So glad you like it, M. - I do. I really, really do.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55No offence.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- What do you think of my latest piece?- Intriguing. What's it called?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Broken Cracker On A Plate.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Girls, are you ready?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Rene's awaits.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Let's take a riboflavin ride On a chartreuse caboose...
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- What's going on? - It's a poetry slam.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27Anyone who wants to can make up a poem. Everyone will listen.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30A blue you, voodoo that you do...
0:09:30 > 0:09:35These people are weirdos. This trip has been the worst of my life.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Oh, look! There's a table.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Ew! Gross! Gum!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I can't take it any longer!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Look at my dress. This skirt is ruined.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Look at my hair. The ends are split.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Where am I? No Ritz, no glitz, no silverware.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Big, wet fish fly past my face. It's all wrong!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Crown City, you're not dynamite! You're not peaches and cream!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I just want to go home!
0:10:13 > 0:10:19It's tragic! It's wretched! I am undone!
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Muffy, your...- No, leave it. I'll hop.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26You realise if I were not so weak
0:10:26 > 0:10:30I would absolutely refuse to go down here?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37This is the subway?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41This was the first station ever built.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44It was completed in 1903.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I had no idea.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51- BUSKERS PLAY JAZZ - They play so well.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55What is that smell?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Probably oil and yes, Muffy, garbage too.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03No, not that. THAT.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Crown City is famous for pretzels.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Those with cheese are my favourite.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20- Those ballerinas - they're so... - In a hurry, apparently.
0:11:22 > 0:11:27- The train's leaving.- Don't worry. There'll be another one.- Oh.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31CCSO.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35That must be the Crown City Symphony Orchestra.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Moonlight Lantern Parade. May 25th.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42That's today. I mean tonight.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- That's right now.- So it is.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50- Do you think we could...? - We can be there in a flash.
0:11:50 > 0:11:55Excellent! Oh, and I've got just the right look.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Is it me?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Definitely.- And now
0:12:00 > 0:12:05I'll buy the fattest pretzel Crown City has to offer. Extra cheese.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Won't you join me?
0:12:11 > 0:12:16# Crown City, you're dynamite! You're peaches and cream!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18# Try your luck there, kid!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21# Crown City!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23# Crown City!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27# One heck of a diamond by the sea! #