0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Listen to the rhythm of the street
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Open up your eyes and your ears
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53- # We can learn to work and play And get along with each other!- Hey!
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Whoa!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Buster, make up your mind already! - Just a second.
0:01:13 > 0:01:19OK - a scoop of tattoo goo, calamari crunch, pretzels and cream
0:01:19 > 0:01:23and a scoop of dolce on a sugar comb with jalapenos.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30Have you ever tried to bite off more than you can chew? Buster has.
0:01:30 > 0:01:36- How are you gonna eat all that? - First, I lick from south to north.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40S-S-Slurp! Mmm...calamari!
0:01:40 > 0:01:45- Next, I lick from east to west. S-S-Slurp!- Buster! Look out!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Ice cream down! Quick! I need the paddles!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Stand back!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54This has to be a perfect shot.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56And...clear!
0:01:57 > 0:02:04- You should have been a performing seal.- I picked up extra nuts!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ugh!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Ah!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Francine!- Over here!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Sit here.- Hi, guys.
0:02:19 > 0:02:26- How do you feel?- Have you slept OK? Is your tongue coated?- I'm fine!
0:02:26 > 0:02:31- What is it?- We just want you to be ready for the bowling tournament.
0:02:31 > 0:02:38Relax! I've been bowling since I could walk. We'll roll over them!
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- Wouldn't it be nice to beat Mighty Mountain?- Remember when you two
0:02:43 > 0:02:48were having a fight, and Mighty Mountain creamed us at soccer?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52THEY CHEER
0:02:52 > 0:02:57- As I recall, we won that game. - Oh, yeah...
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Well, what about the time it was Friday 13th,
0:03:01 > 0:03:05and you were superstitious? Mighty Mountain clobbered us at softball.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14APPLAUSE
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- We won that game too.- Oh, yeah...
0:03:18 > 0:03:21What about the highlight tournament?
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Disaster!- Pulverized! - That won't happen again.
0:03:25 > 0:03:30- We've got the best bowler on our side.- Did you say bowling?
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Can I play? Those two-tone shoes are so retro chic!
0:03:35 > 0:03:40- Sorry, Muffy. The team can only have four players.- Oh.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45And I was going to get Daddy to have some cool bowling shirts made.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48U-Um...
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Maybe you could be our... bowling fashion consultant!
0:03:52 > 0:03:58Goody! But we're going to have to do something about your hair!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02It all comes down to this - Fransky has to bowl a strike.
0:04:02 > 0:04:08- The crowd's breathless.- What did I say about bowling in the house?
0:04:08 > 0:04:13- Just psyching up for the tournament on Saturday.- You can't go.
0:04:13 > 0:04:19- It's your cousin's Bar Mitzvah.- I can't miss the biggest tournament!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23It's an important family event. It'll be fun.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- You'll get to see all your cousins. - But, Mom...
0:04:27 > 0:04:33The school's counting on me! No-one will notice I'm not there!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36You've gotta let me go!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- What do you mean you can't bowl on Saturday!- I knew it!
0:04:40 > 0:04:45- Her tongue was furry! - No, it's my cousin's Bar Mitzvah.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- What?- It's the Jewish celebration of adulthood.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54- For females, it's called a Bat Mitzvah.- Whatever!
0:04:54 > 0:04:59You turn 13, recite some prayers and everyone says you're an adult.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Then a boring party. - It's more significant than that.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07You must go back to the beginning of the Jewish people,
0:05:07 > 0:05:12when Abraham and Sarah begat Isaac, who begat Jacob,
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- who...- But without Francine, we'll get creamed again!
0:05:16 > 0:05:22I'm sorry, but what can I do? I can't be in two places at once!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Maybe you can...
0:05:26 > 0:05:29By my calculations,
0:05:29 > 0:05:33it IS possible to attend the Bar Mitzvah AND bowl,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35but it requires precision timing.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Step 1 - wear your party dress over your bowling clothes.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47Step 2 - Seth becomes an adult no later than 12.30pm.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Step 3 - drink one glass of punch at the party,
0:05:51 > 0:05:56then - at precisely 12.52pm - sneak out the back door.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01- Step 4 - ride your bike to... - Wait! How does my bike get there?
0:06:01 > 0:06:07- On his way, Arthur will leave it for you.- And my bowling shoes.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- How do I get there? - The team fashion consultant.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Where was I?
0:06:19 > 0:06:24At the part where twin jets come out of Francine's bike...
0:06:24 > 0:06:27ALL: Buster!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Step 5 - you beat Mighty Mountain for us.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37- Hooray!- Final step... Return to the party before anyone misses you.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40So?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I like it!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Hurry up, Francine!- Almost ready.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Come on.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58JEWISH PRAYERS ARE SUNG
0:06:58 > 0:07:01HE SINGS IN HEBREW
0:07:01 > 0:07:06- I didn't know Seth could speak Hebrew.- He can't really,
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- but he studied this passage for a year, ready for today.- Wow!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16THEY CHATTER
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- We've got to get to the party. - Why rush?- I'm starving. Yeah...
0:07:21 > 0:07:24LIVELY MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:24 > 0:07:29- This is SO cool!- Let's see you groove. Dance with me.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34Um... Maybe later. Right now, I have to go to...to the bathroom.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oh! Arthur!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Come on, come on...!
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- Yeah!- Where are my bowling shoes? - Oops!
0:07:57 > 0:08:03- Um...at my house? I remembered your bike.- There's no time to argue!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06You're 12 minutes, 18 seconds late.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Just go rent a pair.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13- Quick! I need a pair of shoes - size 4.- Sorry...
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- All I got is a 10.- Oh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- CLUMP! - I'm coming... What's this?
0:08:20 > 0:08:25- You forgot my bowling ball?- No, but as the team's fashion consultant,
0:08:25 > 0:08:30I thought your ball looked a little shabby, so I got you a new one.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33This looks like a toy!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- And my fingers don't fit! - Well, EXCUSE ME!
0:08:37 > 0:08:42- You think I'm happy with your ridiculous combo?- Use mine.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Just bowl!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Still 35 points behind.
0:08:54 > 0:09:00- It's these shoes - my feet keep slipping out.- We can tape them on.
0:09:00 > 0:09:06- I'll find tape. I've got time before my next turn.- Time? I'm late!
0:09:06 > 0:09:11I've gotta go! Someone bowl for me! I'll be back!
0:09:13 > 0:09:19- Francine, where have you been?- I went outside to get some fresh air.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22I was feeling kind of queasy.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Hmm...you ARE a little clammy.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30So, did I miss the overcooked peas and underdone chicken?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Whoa! We're having roast beef?
0:09:32 > 0:09:39- This looks delicious!- If you have an upset stomach, don't eat meat.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44- Could you bring plain broth?- Aw! - HER TUMMY RUMBLES
0:09:44 > 0:09:49OK, I'm here...! What's SHE doing?
0:09:49 > 0:09:54- She had to take your turn. - She'll lose us the tournament!
0:09:54 > 0:09:59- That's the worst bowling stance I've seen.- She's been OK.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Here's the tape for your shoes.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Uh!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Aaagh! This is taking FOREVER!
0:10:20 > 0:10:25- Let me take over!- The rules say she has to finish her frame.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30Why not go back to the party and return for the final?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33MUSIC ENDS
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Did I miss the hora? - No, you're just in time.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40HORA MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- What happened?- Oh... A waiter spilt roast beef on me.
0:10:47 > 0:10:53What a klutz! Do I get to go in the chair, too? I feel much better.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Sure - after Seth and his parents.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02OK, Frankie - your turn!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Shouldn't Katherine go first? She's older.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I need to clean my dress.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18There! Mighty Mountain, look out!
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- I don't believe it! She got a 7-10 split!- YES!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30THEY CHEER AND WHOOP
0:11:30 > 0:11:33You mean...it's over?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37I chipped a nail! ALL: Muffy! Muffy!
0:11:40 > 0:11:45- So, where were you this time? - Uh...at the punch bowl.
0:11:45 > 0:11:52I thought your nose grew when you lie, but it's your BOWLING SHOES!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55SHE GASPS
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- After this, I've got to mop the kitchen floor.- Harsh.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03I guess they were upset you missed part of the Bar Mitzvah.
0:12:03 > 0:12:09So am I. I missed a really great party for that stupid tournament.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11There's another party coming up.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Whose?- Yours. If you start preparing now,
0:12:15 > 0:12:20you'll be ready for your Bah Mitzvah in five years, 93 days,
0:12:20 > 0:12:26270 minutes and 48 seconds... 47 seconds, 46 seconds, 45 sec...
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Subtitles by Karin Anderson BBC Broadcast 2003
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