Jenna's Bedtime Blues

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Muffy, let me get that tray.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14And I found a lovely table here.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19Muffy, I made you a study guide for tomorrow's test.

0:01:19 > 0:01:24- Everyone's being nice to Muffy.- It must be time for her slumber party.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Eugh! She's probably planning all sorts of girlie things.

0:01:28 > 0:01:33Last year, they dressed up in costumes and jewellery.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Grr!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40The Ancient Egyptians. Let's get them!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Like I said, girls' stuff.

0:01:46 > 0:01:51Her parents arranged for acrobats from the Peking Circus to perform.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Uh...that's kind of girlie.

0:01:58 > 0:02:04- ROARING - And they imported the newest video arcade games.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09- There was an ice cream machine, fireworks and a laser show.- OK.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- How can I get my invitation? - It's girls only.

0:02:13 > 0:02:19What if I paint my nails? I'll do anything. I want to go.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23I can't believe I'm invited to Muffy's slumber party.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26This is a disaster.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Why was I invited to the slumber party?

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- I didn't think Muffy liked me that much.- I pulled a few strings.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44But what if I can't go?

0:02:44 > 0:02:49- I've got a badminton tournament that day.- The party's at night.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Maybe I didn't want to go to her stupid party in the first place.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58I don't think she's ever been to a slumber party.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Yeah, she always has other plans.

0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Maybe she gets really homesick. - GIRLS GIGGLE

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I heard she walks in her sleep.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13One night, she tried to strangle a cat.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19She's bald and has to take off her wig at night.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24These rumours would upset Jenna.

0:03:24 > 0:03:31- I know why she won't go to Muffy's party. It takes place at night.- So?

0:03:31 > 0:03:36So, when do masked crime-fighters from other planets do their work?

0:03:38 > 0:03:43I'd like to be at Muffy's slumber party, but my city needs me.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48And no-one can know my true identity - Radioactive Squid Woman.

0:03:48 > 0:03:53And there's Dr Doomsday, if I'm not mistaken.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58I blame YOU for my pickle factory accident. I shall be avenged!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Agh! The ink!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05The ink! I can't see.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Hey, guys. We weren't talking about you.

0:04:09 > 0:04:14What's that on your hands? My pen broke and I got ink on me.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Sure, Jenna(!) WE understand.

0:04:18 > 0:04:23Don't worry about strangling my cats, we don't have any.

0:04:23 > 0:04:29- Whatever you've heard about me, it's not true.- You can come to the party?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Sure. I can't...wait.

0:04:32 > 0:04:38I'm doomed! If I wear this to the party, I'll be laughed at for ever.

0:04:38 > 0:04:44It's nothing to be ashamed of. It's a medical problem millions have.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48If there's really millions, why haven't I met any?

0:04:48 > 0:04:54You probably have, but like you they're worried they'll be teased.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59I can't believe it. I help coach soccer, I won Athlete of the Year,

0:04:59 > 0:05:04- and I still wet the bed. - Only from time to time.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09- And wearing that alarm is helping you.- If I leave it at home...

0:05:09 > 0:05:15I'll have to bring this old diaper and they'll laugh at me even more.

0:05:15 > 0:05:21- Jenna, it's a pull-up.- You just don't know how hard this all is.

0:05:21 > 0:05:27Believe me, I do. And I never believed my dad either.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- But I did grow out of it. And you will too.- But when?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35And Jenna Morgan has won the gold medal in downhill skiing.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- A heart-warming story.- Indeed.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43Afflicted with nocturnal enuresis - sounds like a horrible disease -

0:05:43 > 0:05:48yet she heroically... Does anyone know what nocturnal enuresis means?

0:05:48 > 0:05:53Nocturnal enuresis... Nocturnal means at night.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Enuresis means involuntary urination.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Francine, Jenna Morgan's a bed-wetter.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Career of skier now all downhill.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Morgan wakes up wet.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18BUZZING

0:06:21 > 0:06:26- You can always call me and I'll come and pick you up.- I can't.

0:06:26 > 0:06:31But maybe if I hide this pull-up in my pillowcase,

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- I can put it on when everyone's asleep.- You must be Miss Morgan.

0:06:35 > 0:06:40The girls are expecting you in the game room.

0:06:42 > 0:06:47Great party. I'm so glad I came. Too bad it's almost bedtime.

0:06:47 > 0:06:52Are you kidding? We drink so much cola so we can stay up all night.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Three more drinks, please.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Help! We're all going to drown.

0:06:58 > 0:07:03Captain, you said the Titanic was unsinkable.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05This is rough on a full stomach.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08How many colas have you had? Seven.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12If I drank that much, I'd pee all night.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16What do you mean? Caffeine's a diuretic.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21It's low calorie? Not dietetic. Diuretic.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Drink a lot of caffeine and your bladder...

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Captain, you're abandoning ship.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Friends we are, and friends we trust

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Our deepest secrets now tell we must

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Now all that's said is understood

0:07:38 > 0:07:40We'll keep inside the sisterhood.

0:07:40 > 0:07:47She who reveals the darkest secret wins a special sisterhood prize.

0:07:47 > 0:07:52- Francine, you first.- Well, near the end of the soccer championship...

0:07:52 > 0:07:58'Here's your chance. We're friends, and it's nothing be ashamed of.'

0:07:58 > 0:08:01OK, Prunella, your turn.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Well, last month when my sister hypnotised me,

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I discovered that in a previous life...

0:08:09 > 0:08:12'I'll say it and they'll all understand.'

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Jenna, your turn. Um, well...

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I... I...

0:08:19 > 0:08:23I have a crush on George. ALL: George?!

0:08:23 > 0:08:28It's true. How I dream of George and me together!

0:08:38 > 0:08:44And maybe one day he...or his dummy will notice me.

0:08:46 > 0:08:52Wow! That IS a deep and dark secret. You must really trust us.

0:08:52 > 0:08:58You definitely win the sisterhood prize. And the prize is...

0:08:58 > 0:09:03to sleep on the bed with me, instead of the floor.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Did I mention it's a water bed?

0:09:05 > 0:09:10You deserve it, Jenna. You've been a really trusting friend.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- My pillow. - There's 20 pillows on the bed.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Look, a private television. And ten different wave functions.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23This one's called Choppy Waters Off Nantucket.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27I have to use the bathroom. I'll be right back.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29SNORING

0:09:30 > 0:09:35'Five more hours till morning. I mustn't fall asleep.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38'Hey, maybe TV will help.'

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Our new quilted diapers stop leaks.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50This is the bagpipe's bladder.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54And the wee hole is making a wee leak,

0:09:54 > 0:09:57so we'll put on a wee patch.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Can you say P?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03All together now! P!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17It's dry! I made it through the night.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Come on, Jenna, time for breakfast. Climb up!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Watch the wee stream, my wee lassie.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Watch out, lassies, the river is rising.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37This is way too strange.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40It's a dream. Oh, no!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Hey, these sheets are wet.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48I'm so sorry. It's all my fault. Look, it's my brooch.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54I think there's some tape in here. Where are you going?

0:10:54 > 0:10:59To the bathroom. (It's nearly morning. I know I can make it now.)

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Hey, Jenna, wake up!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Wake up, yourself!

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Oh! A diaper?!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Is there a baby here?

0:11:22 > 0:11:26If she confesses, maybe we'll give her a bottle.

0:11:26 > 0:11:32- Isn't that a bit harsh? It's just a pull-up.- I used to wear them.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34My cousin wears them.

0:11:34 > 0:11:39Come on, guys, it's time for breakfast. Chocolate chip pancakes.

0:11:39 > 0:11:44- What got into you? You might have hurt someone's feelings.- I didn't.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- How do you know? - Because...well...it's MY pull-up.

0:11:48 > 0:11:53My actual deep, dark secret is that sometimes I wet the bed.

0:11:53 > 0:11:58- You're not really in love with George?- Of course not.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- I was afraid you'd all think I was a baby.- A baby?

0:12:02 > 0:12:08You're the only one who can beat me in sports. And I wore one of these.

0:12:10 > 0:12:16George has been acting strange. You don't think word got out, do you?

0:12:16 > 0:12:20- Of course not. The lips of the sisterhood are sealed.- Hi, Jenna.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Wally wanted to give you this flower.

0:12:24 > 0:12:29To think I was worried about my real secret getting out!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Subtitles by Audrey Flynn BBC Broadcast - 2003

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