Desk Wars

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...

0:01:08 > 0:01:12You can learn a lot about a person from what's in their desk.

0:01:12 > 0:01:18- For instance, in Francine's desk... - Hey! What are you doing?!

0:01:18 > 0:01:22I'm looking in your desk to see how neat or messy it is.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25It's off-limits. Try Buster's desk.

0:01:25 > 0:01:31If he can't look in yours, he can't look in mine! Try Binky's.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35He'll get more than he bargained for if he tries to open MY desk!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Come on, guys, it's for the show.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42That's another thing. How come you always introduce the show?!

0:01:42 > 0:01:47- Because it's MY show. - Maybe that needs to change.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49I knew this would happen.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Unfortunately, kids can be rather petty sometimes.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Follow me.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58THEY ARGUE

0:01:59 > 0:02:07I'll show you around the teacher's lounge. Adults don't blow things out of proportion.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12- I didn't move your cheese! - Yes, you did! Mr Marco said so!

0:02:12 > 0:02:17All right! Who isn't washing their coffee mugs?!

0:02:33 > 0:02:40Dinky, just because George is absent doesn't mean you can put your feet on his chair!

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Binky, put your shoes on your feet and keep them off the chair.

0:02:44 > 0:02:51As I was saying, the United Nations was formed after the Second World War to prevent future conflicts

0:02:51 > 0:02:53and foster co-operation.

0:02:53 > 0:02:59They're getting more breeze than everyone else!

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Yeah, it's not fair! It smells funny over here.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Maybe the heat is affecting the sandwich in my desk.

0:03:07 > 0:03:15- Why bring a sandwich on pizza day? - It's from the last time we had tuna. It's my emergency sandwich.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17That was a month ago!

0:03:17 > 0:03:22- It's polluting my air! Get rid of it!- It's MY sandwich...

0:03:22 > 0:03:25in MY desk, so no way!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Besides, I'm not sure I can find it.

0:03:28 > 0:03:33Could you at least stop fanning the smell in my direction?

0:03:33 > 0:03:39- Hey! I don't want the smell either! - Arthur! Francine! Buster!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Am I going to have to split you up?

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Where was I? The World Food Programme...

0:03:45 > 0:03:50- Is that the latest issue of Bionic Bunny?- Yeah. It's really good.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Here. You can borrow it.- Thanks.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58My dad made these cookies. I'll share them with you later.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Bionic Bunny's old news.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03The Judo Kittens is where it's at.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Do you have those Judo Kittens stickers you promised me?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Aii-ya!

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Wayne, get your papers out of my space.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I've finished an upgrade of my desk.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18I've added a supplies dispenser.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Press this button and a pencil is delivered to you automatically.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27And it's all energised by this solar panel here.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Great, Wayne, but your papers keep sliding onto my desk.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35They're my calculations showing that I'm receiving more breeze

0:04:35 > 0:04:38than anyone else in the class. Look!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Great, but can you please keep your papers a little more tidy?

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- You're ruining our feng shui. - Our what?!- Wayne and Muffy,

0:04:45 > 0:04:47keep it down over there.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Oh, and we need you to hang this off the side of your desk.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- It's a dust ruffle.- Huh?

0:04:55 > 0:05:00I bought the fabric and she sewed it, to spruce up our desk area.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03But it's so girly and it blocks my solar panel

0:05:03 > 0:05:05and it's MY desk!

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Wayne, put that ruffle back up right now!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Right, you two, I've had enough. Move to George's desk for the day.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15What?! But...

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- But it was Muffy's...- You heard me!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22The international...

0:05:22 > 0:05:24It's so much hotter over here.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28According to my calculations, the only desk warmer than this one

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- is yours, Binky.- Hey,

0:05:31 > 0:05:36- that's not fair.- And what's all this pink sticky stuff?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38And this chair squeaks.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40And what in the world is this?!

0:05:40 > 0:05:44George's been working on that all year. It's a dinosaur

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- made completely out of gum.- Great.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51That's nothing. Check out my rubber band ball.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I've been adding to it all year.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Hey, we should have an argument.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06They'll split us up and one of us will get Brain's desk.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- I like my desk.- Come on, Arthur, have an argument with us.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I don't want to have an argument!

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Arthur, Buster, I warned you. Arthur, go sit at that desk.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Huh?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24I can't believe Arthur's sitting at my desk!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27And messing with my supplies dispenser!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35TEACHER WHISPERS

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Class, I have to take an important phone call.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43While I'm gone, write a report on one of the United Nations agencies.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45ALL: Aw!

0:06:48 > 0:06:53That's so like Arthur! He's always betraying his friends.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Don't even try coming back!

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Yeah! We're gonna recruit somebody else for our group.- I'll join!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02His desk must be cooler than mine.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06But that'll mean I'm sitting at the worst desk in the whole class.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09And it's all Muffy's fault!

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Wayne, it just doesn't matter.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15If I were you, I would take a deep breath, then work on my report.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18I want my desk back!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21I can't believe Binky's at my desk.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, and sweating on it!

0:07:27 > 0:07:31I've no lead for my mechanical pencil. Hand me Brain's pencil.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36- Won't he mind?- Oh, no, Brain's always happy to loan me his pencils.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43I can't believe it! Arthur, how could you give her my pencil?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oops.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Hi, guys! My dentist's appointment ended early.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03Uh, hi, Brain. Um... could I have my desk back?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Talk to Arthur.- Talk to Binky!

0:08:05 > 0:08:11I'm not moving. And don't sit at my old desk. That's mine, too!

0:08:11 > 0:08:15What's the matter with everyone today? Must be the heat.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Arthur, would you get out another pencil from Brain's desk, please?

0:08:21 > 0:08:25I can't do that. They aren't my pencils to lend.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30George, will you sharpen this pencil for me?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- You can be an honorary member of our table if you do.- Really?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37You mean I can sit with you guys?

0:08:37 > 0:08:43Uh, no. It's only an honorary membership. What do you say?

0:08:43 > 0:08:48George! If you don't give me that pencil, your friend gets it!

0:08:48 > 0:08:54Hey! That's not fair! George worked on that dinosaur all year!

0:08:54 > 0:09:01- If you destroy it, Binky's rubber band ball goes out the window!- Hey!

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Don't listen to them! Give the pencil to me

0:09:05 > 0:09:09or Brain's desk gets covered in Judo Kitten stickers!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12You promised ME those stickers!

0:09:12 > 0:09:16If you waste them on Brain's desk, your dust ruffle is toast!

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Cut up that dust ruffle and Arthur's comic book gets shredded!

0:09:20 > 0:09:26Hey! That's MY comic book! If it gets even a single tear...

0:09:27 > 0:09:31- ..I'll eat all of Arthur's cookies! - Hey!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38What's it gonna be, George?!

0:09:54 > 0:09:58George, I've got Sue Ellen's United Nations report.

0:09:58 > 0:10:04- Hey!- Whittle down that pencil any more and it's history!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11No!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I warned you!

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Kitten number one... kitten number two...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25My desk!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28I warned you, Muffy!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33My comic!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36My cookies!

0:10:50 > 0:10:53What is going on here?!

0:10:53 > 0:10:56ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Quiet, everybody!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Since this class is normally a well-behaved group,

0:11:03 > 0:11:08I'm going to give you an opportunity to work together to clean up.

0:11:08 > 0:11:14But, if you don't, you'll all be staying after school. I'll be back.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Yes.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19I'll gather all the erasers.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Not fair! That's the easiest job! And this mess is all your fault!

0:11:23 > 0:11:28- MY fault? What about Muffy? - What did- I- do?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- He ate my cookies.- Not my fault.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34George, why are you cleaning up? You didn't make any of this mess.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38You guys make such a big deal out of everything!

0:11:38 > 0:11:41I suppose I COULD straighten the desks.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45- I'll rewrite Sue Ellen's UN report. - I'll get a mop.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51I just got off the phone with my sister. I'm an uncle!

0:11:51 > 0:11:57What a wonderful peaceful classroom this is on a lovely sunny day!

0:11:58 > 0:12:03It was nice of you to invite the whole class over, Muffy.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06We all needed to cool down.

0:12:06 > 0:12:11- What started that fight anyway? - BOTH: I don't know!

0:12:11 > 0:12:14BOING! BOING! Hey! Do you hear that?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16BOING!

0:12:18 > 0:12:22My rubber band ball! Hey! Come back here!

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Close the gate!

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