Kiss and Tell

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:06 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:24 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hey, DW!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Hey...- Whoa! Ooh!

0:01:09 > 0:01:14Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

0:01:14 > 0:01:19Yes, milady, I didn't get that. Do you need something?

0:01:19 > 0:01:24No, I was practising my Middle English. I'm looking for Romeo.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Yo, Romeo, I haven't got all day, you know.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30STRAINING

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Agh!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Darn ivy!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38How long am I supposed to wait for this guy?

0:01:38 > 0:01:44I washed my hair, cleaned my dress, and this is the thanks I get!

0:01:44 > 0:01:49- I'm sure he'll be along any moment. STRAINING > - Here he comes!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Ah!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Hey, you're not Romeo!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56You're not Rapunzel!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Must have the wrong balcony!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Sorry!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Agh-hhh-hhh! - CRASH!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Where's my Prince Charming?!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21HUMMING

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Isn't it tres charmant?

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- I think they wear those hats in Thunderdance.- Here,

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- you can have my old beret.- Thanks.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Look what else I bought in Paris.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41La Tour Des Vaches, the French version of Tower Of Cows.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Emily, I don't know how to stack French cows!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Pierre and I played it for hours.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Pee...who?- Pierre. I told you. My new French friend.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56- Oh!- We also played tag in the Seine - that's a river -

0:02:56 > 0:03:00and hide-and-seek in the Louvre - that's a museum - and...

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Tommy Tibble and I did cannonballs in the pool for four hours -

0:03:04 > 0:03:08and this one time, he got water up his nose!

0:03:08 > 0:03:12DW, I haven't told you the best part.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16On my last night in France, Pierre kissed me.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Ugh! That's disgust...

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Oh!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23I get it! You dared him!

0:03:23 > 0:03:28No, no - we were at the Luxembourg Gardens at the marionette show.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30When the baker was about to hit the thief,

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Pierre grabbed my hand, and then it just happened.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Ah! It was the most magical moment in my whole life.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43The most magical moment in your whole life?! Come on!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46More magical than Owls On Ice?

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Oh, yes! It was even more magical than Unicorns On Ice.

0:03:50 > 0:03:55I'm telling you, for that moment, I was a princess in a fairytale.

0:03:55 > 0:04:00I thought glass slippers turned you into a princess.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04- A kiss does it much faster. - I want a kiss, too!

0:04:04 > 0:04:09Oh, DW, you don't know the first thing about amour.

0:04:09 > 0:04:14Oh, yeah? You'll see! I'll find a prince - we'll have plenty ASMOURS!

0:04:21 > 0:04:26You've kissed lots of people, DW - your parents, Grandma Thora, Arthur.

0:04:26 > 0:04:31- How come you never turned into a princess before?- It's not the same!

0:04:31 > 0:04:36Kissing a boy your own age is an entirely different kettle of worms!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Why?- You see, it's like this...

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Quit it!- Ow!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- You quit it!- Quit it!

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- You quit...- ..Then she got her kiss in France.- Hey, there's DW.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53- She's talking to herself again.- I should be able to kiss one of them!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55BOTH: Agh!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Maybe she wants to kiss us!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Maybe someone dared her to!

0:05:01 > 0:05:06No, she probably wants to get rid of her cooties!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Dared!- Cooties!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Dared!- Cooties!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13SHOUTING AND GROANING

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Hey, guys, whatcha doing?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22BOTH: Agh-hhh-hhh!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Get out of here!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28You could kiss one of them.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ha-ha!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Yeah, good one(!)

0:05:31 > 0:05:35No, I'll know when the right boy comes along.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Excellent job counting, class.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Now, what music shall we listen to during nap time? DW?

0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Sweet Dreams Of Mary Moo Cow! - Emily?

0:05:49 > 0:05:54- Alouette. I brought a copy of it from France.- Let's have a vote.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Who'd prefer DW's suggestion?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00And Emily's?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Hmm, a tie! - DOOR OPENS

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Wait, here's James.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Sorry, Miss Morgan, I was in the bathroom.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15You got back just in time, James.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19What do you think? Should we listen to Sweet Dreams With Mary Moo Cow

0:06:19 > 0:06:24- or Alouette during our nap? - Um, I think I'd like, um...

0:06:28 > 0:06:30..Sweet Dreams With Mary Moo Cow.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Then Mary Moo Cow it is!

0:06:32 > 0:06:38OK, class, let's get ready for our nap. Start gathering your blankets

0:06:38 > 0:06:40and spread out so we can have...

0:06:41 > 0:06:43It won't be long now.

0:06:43 > 0:06:49- Soon you won't be the only princess in this class.- What do you mean?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I'm going to kiss James.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56But, DW, don't you know it only works if he kisses you.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59If you kiss him, something might happen.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Like what?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Hey! Ribbet! What did you do that for? Ribbet!

0:07:22 > 0:07:28- I... I thought...- Young lady, did you just turn James into a frog?

0:07:28 > 0:07:33I'll have to put him in with the others. We'll need a new terrarium.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Are all those frogs boys who got kissed?

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Half of them are the girls who kissed the boys!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44They turn into frogs, too.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Help! Ribbet!

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Help! Ribbet!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Are you going to eat that fly?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Get me out of here! Ribbet!

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Ah!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06SNORING

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Arthur, I need your help!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- What can you tell me about kissing? - What? Nothing.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17You must know something about the birds and the trees!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20How can I get a boy to kiss me?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I don't know. Ask Mom. I'm doing homework.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Oh, you're no help!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Aha! You do, too, know something about kissing!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33You have a book all about it!

0:08:33 > 0:08:37This is Romeo And Juliet, based on a play by William Shakespeare.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39We're reading it in school.

0:08:39 > 0:08:45- What's it about?- If I tell you, do you promise to leave me alone?

0:08:45 > 0:08:49OK, there's a boy named Romeo and a girl named Juliet -

0:08:49 > 0:08:51their parents hate each other,

0:08:51 > 0:08:54but they fall in love and plan to run away,

0:08:54 > 0:08:58but there's a mix up and it all ends badly. The end.

0:08:58 > 0:09:03- Where's the kissing part?- I think they kiss at a ball in disguise.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05A disguise?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Hmm!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Hello, how do you do?

0:09:16 > 0:09:21I am, um, Nora, but you can call me Anne.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Is today show-and-tell? I forgot! I better call my mom!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh!

0:09:34 > 0:09:40- Arthur was no help at all. James probably thinks I'm crazy now.- Ah!

0:09:40 > 0:09:45- We'll have to figure out why boys kiss girls on our own.- Help!- >

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- SCREAMING - Help!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02My hero!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Agh! Ah!

0:10:14 > 0:10:19Hey, Tommy, Timmy, can you give me a hand with this?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22It's her!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Stay away, stay away!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26AGH-HHH!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34STRAINING

0:10:35 > 0:10:41James, James, help me! This thing is out of control!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Oh! I think this is it!

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Whoa!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Here, you dropped your hanky.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Hmm! Some hero(!)

0:10:58 > 0:11:01You wouldn't believe the line at the supermarket!

0:11:01 > 0:11:07And poor Kate's so tired, she's been crying for a full hour!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15INCESSANT CHATTING

0:11:15 > 0:11:20- CRYING - You wouldn't believe the line at the sugarmarket!

0:11:20 > 0:11:24And Poopsie will just not stop crying!

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- CRASH! - That's it!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- What's the matter with you? - What do you mean?

0:11:32 > 0:11:38I've tried everything and you won't kiss me. What do I have to do?

0:11:38 > 0:11:43All I want is to be a princess like Emily. That's not too much to ask,

0:11:43 > 0:11:47but I chose the one kid who won't even notice me and now I...

0:11:48 > 0:11:53- Can I go now? I left my cookies on the radiator.- Uh-huh.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Hey, I'm still me!

0:11:59 > 0:12:03DW, James kissed you! He kissed you on the cheek!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Pierre only kissed me on the hand.

0:12:05 > 0:12:11- Yeah.- You should have my new hat - you really earned it.- Keep it.

0:12:11 > 0:12:16It's no big deal - I'd much rather do cannonballs with the Tibbles.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Hey, Tommy, Timmy, are you guys going to the pool?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Run, Timmy! Run!

0:12:23 > 0:12:28Wait! Come back! What's with you two? Wait!

0:12:31 > 0:12:36Subtitles by Peter Hastie BBC Broadcast 2004

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