Fernfern and the Secret of Moose Mountain

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!

0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Listen to the rhythm of the street

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Get together, make things better By working together

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start

0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day

0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other

0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Whoa! Ow!

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- This map doesn't show a river. - Treacherous topographers!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Trying to throw us off the trail!

0:01:17 > 0:01:23- Well, there's no getting around it - we must cross, eh, Waggy?- Woof!

0:01:29 > 0:01:34- Lights out!- I'm reading Zutzut And The Temple Of The Condor.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39You need to sleep. Tomorrow you're climbing a mountain like Zutzut.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43You're right - tomorrow will be MY adventure,

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Fernfern And The Secret Of Moose Mountain.

0:01:52 > 0:01:57Welcome to Moose Mountain. My name's Ranger Jackie.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00I'd be happy to answer your questions.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Any chance of seeing a pie-billed grebe?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07A bird watcher! Here's a pamphlet of all the species you might see.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11What about rocks, like yellow quartz or crystal?

0:02:11 > 0:02:17A geologist! Here's something on Moose Mountain's rock formations.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21- What about shopping? - We have a great gift shop here!

0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Check out these hats!- It's time to expand your retail horizons.

0:02:26 > 0:02:32You should carry one of these - it's a global positioning system.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I got it at the Sherpa Image.

0:02:35 > 0:02:41Our position is 39 steps, 40 degrees N by NW from our van. Whatever!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Now I'll ask it to give me the location of the nearest mall.

0:02:45 > 0:02:5127 miles away! We've fallen off the face of the earth!

0:02:51 > 0:02:55What can you tell me about the dark side of the mountain?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- What?- You know, a little history,

0:02:58 > 0:03:03like an abandoned goldmine haunted by those who died there

0:03:03 > 0:03:07driven mad by their greedy obsessions!

0:03:07 > 0:03:12Or a ravine with the remains of a wagon that plunged over the side,

0:03:12 > 0:03:17the bones and dreams of pioneers crushed and shattered on the rocks.

0:03:17 > 0:03:22Or a desolate campsite where explorers shared their last rations

0:03:22 > 0:03:26before disappearing forever into the harsh, silent wilderness.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Mercy, no!

0:03:28 > 0:03:33- Hi, Ranger Jackie. Don't worry, I've got a map.- Hi, Frankie.

0:03:33 > 0:03:38Francine's dad used to bring her here. What route are you taking?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41We're going north on the blue trail straight up.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46- Is the top of the mountain closer to the bottom anywhere?- No.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51That looks like a lot of hiking. How long is this going to take us?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54It usually takes us three hours,

0:03:54 > 0:03:57but today I intend to set a new record.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02OK, happy hikers. I'm going to assign each of you a hiking buddy.

0:04:02 > 0:04:07Dad! I don't need a buddy! I could do this trail with my eyes closed!

0:04:07 > 0:04:12That's why you're Fern's buddy - Fern's new and you're an old pro!

0:04:12 > 0:04:17Prunella and Jenna, you two are buddies. Muffy, I'll be your buddy.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22Fine, but you should know I'm not obligated to complete this hike

0:04:22 > 0:04:27and reserve the right to exercise the bail-out clause at any time.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Um, OK.

0:04:29 > 0:04:34Remember, stick with your buddy and look out for each other.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Keep up or get lost!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Francine, pace yourself, kiddo!

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Just double knot it. We're losing time.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Move it, Fernfern, you sloth-footed slowpoke!

0:04:55 > 0:04:59May I remind you one wrong move could trigger a rockslide.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Plotting, perambulating pedestrian!

0:05:03 > 0:05:07RUMBLING

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- AGH-HHH!- Francine, stop!

0:05:12 > 0:05:16We're all back at the rest area. It's time for lunch.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19If I ordered a pizza from here,

0:05:19 > 0:05:23we'd have to wait 3 hours and 42 minutes for delivery,

0:05:23 > 0:05:26assuming good traffic conditions.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Hey, everybody, look! It's so cute.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Don't scare him. This'll be a great picture!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35< Hey, little guy!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- The map!- OK, lunch is over. Let's hit the trail.

0:05:40 > 0:05:46- But we have to find the...- I told you - I know the way. Let's go now!

0:05:50 > 0:05:55A rope bridge! Zutzut crossed one of these in the Pearl Palace.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00- Come on, then.- Um... Francine, I have to go to the bathroom.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Go into the bushes over there and make it quick!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07No way. I'm going back to the rest area.

0:06:07 > 0:06:13You're on your own. I'm ahead of schedule and I'm not going back.

0:06:13 > 0:06:18Can you still hear me, Daddy? Great! How about now? Great! And now?

0:06:18 > 0:06:24- Hey, roadrunners, everything OK? - Fern has to go to the bathroom... indoors.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27OK. We're not far from the rest area.

0:06:27 > 0:06:32- You two go back and we'll wait here.- She can go by herself.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35That's not how it works. Fern is your buddy.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Either way, I really need to go now!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Francine Alice Fransci!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49We've lost 11 minutes and 37 seconds.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53I know a short cut that'll get us back faster. Come on!

0:07:06 > 0:07:11- Francine, make up your mind! - Quiet! I'm thinking.

0:07:11 > 0:07:17- Are we lost?- No. I'm just not exactly sure where we are.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Yay, we're lost! Now we can have our REAL adventure!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Oh, no, the map! How will we know which way to go?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Relax, this kind of thing happens to Zutzut all the time.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Ah! A stream. Perfect.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34In the Jade Crocodile,

0:07:34 > 0:07:39- Zutzut uses a stream to find his way to a lost city of gold.- So?

0:07:39 > 0:07:43We're not looking for a lost city of gold.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46No, but water flows down, right?

0:07:46 > 0:07:50If you follow the stream against the current,

0:07:50 > 0:07:54it'll take us to the top of the mountain. This'll be great!

0:07:54 > 0:08:01- In the Sapphire Goblet, Zutzut gets marooned on an island of man-eating tortoises.- Where did the stream go?

0:08:02 > 0:08:06A swamp! This is like Zutzut And The Cajun Queen.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10We'll build a catapult and fling ourselves across.

0:08:10 > 0:08:15We can't build a catapult. We don't even know what's on the other side!

0:08:15 > 0:08:19- When Zutzut did it, he... - Who cares what Zutzut did?!

0:08:19 > 0:08:25Zutzut isn't even real. Why did I listen to you? This was stupid!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Taking that short cut was even more stupid.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Why couldn't you go to the bathroom in the bushes? I bet Zutzut does!

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- He does not!- I'm going! - I'm crossing the swamp!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39See if I care!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Agh!

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Ah!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49SHE GRUNTS

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Fern!- >

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Francine!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I'm stuck!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Hold on!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10My shoe!

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Whatever happens, we have to stick together.

0:09:16 > 0:09:21- I'm no Zutzut!- No, but you're pretty good at figuring things out.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24If we can figure out which way is north,

0:09:24 > 0:09:29that should take us to the top of the mountain.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- In Zutzut And The Jinxed Jungle... - Ah!

0:09:32 > 0:09:37Listen. ..He figures out north by looking at the moss in the trees.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- There should be more moss on the... - NORTHERN SIDE!

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Yes, I learnt that from my dad.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59We should be getting close to the top by now.

0:09:59 > 0:10:05I give up! Maybe someone will hear us if we scream for help.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09THEY SCREAM

0:10:10 > 0:10:15A vulture! We must have "early bird special" written on us!

0:10:15 > 0:10:20- Someday they'll find us - just two little piles of bones.- Wait!

0:10:20 > 0:10:26People will point to this mountain and talk about the lost girls...

0:10:26 > 0:10:29That's a hawk up there! A hawk!

0:10:29 > 0:10:34My dad and I always see them when we get close to the top!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Come on!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44It's beautiful up here!

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Hey, 2 hours and 59 minutes - I beat my record!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Pretty rock. - And here's a hawk feather.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Jenna would...

0:10:55 > 0:10:57The others!

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Francine! >

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Fern!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04We are in so much trouble.

0:11:06 > 0:11:11Francine! I was so worried about you. Thank goodness you're safe,

0:11:11 > 0:11:14but there are going to be consequences for this!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17I know. I'm sorry, Dad.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Thanks for ruining our hike(!)

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Was it nice at the top? We wouldn't know!

0:11:24 > 0:11:29I found this up there. I don't know what it is, but you can have it.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Whoa, this is yellow quartz!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Here's a hawk feather, if you want it.

0:11:35 > 0:11:40We were trapped the entire time in that tacky gift shop.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Fake fur and antlers everywhere!

0:11:42 > 0:11:47You have every right to be mad, but we didn't get lost on purpose.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53'There we were without a map.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05True, I only lost a shoe

0:12:05 > 0:12:08when the deep, dark swamp tried to consume me,

0:12:08 > 0:12:12but were it not for brave Commander Francine,

0:12:12 > 0:12:15I would've perished in that bottomless bog.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20OK, OK, I'm sold. I want exclusive rights to the Moose Mountain story.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25It's a book, but we sell the movie rights before it goes to press.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Of course, we should start thinking serial right now!

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Subtitles by Peter Hastie BBC Broadcast 2004

0:12:34 > 0:12:38E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk