0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# And get along with each other
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes, open your ears
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey!
0:01:10 > 0:01:15'Slam Wilson and General Mayhem have taken their positions.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19'Last week Slam used the Filibuster hold, illegal in seven states,
0:01:19 > 0:01:23'to pin Mayhem in a gruelling three hours. Will he do it again?'
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Come on, Slam!
0:01:26 > 0:01:31- 'Slam ducks back, bounces off the rope...'- Mom! Move!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I'm watching wrestling!
0:01:34 > 0:01:39'..has Mayhem in a half-nelson! Now, a three-quarters nelson!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42'Now a seven-eighths nelson!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44'Slam's putting him in a diaper!'
0:01:44 > 0:01:50- Go, Slam, go!- 'How humiliating! Slam Wilson has done it again.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54'He is the undisputed Patriot of Pain.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57'Tune in tomorrow as Slam takes on Chainsaw Chuck
0:01:57 > 0:02:00'and The Timber Twins.'
0:02:00 > 0:02:05I've got a message for you twins! No more Mr Nice Guy.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07And to my fans -
0:02:07 > 0:02:12I want YOU to watch ME on The Wild World Of Wrestling!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Yes, sir, Slam Wilson!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Thanks a lot, Binky!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- You're gonna do WHAT?- Keep it down!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Do you want the whole world to hear?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32I'm gonna make Lakewood history, that's what I'm gonna do.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Ten bicycles in one jump.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I can do better than that!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Rattles! That's crazy! You could really hurt yourself!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Greatness requires great risks.
0:03:08 > 0:03:14- So, you gonna join me?- No way! I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Suit yourself, chicken.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I am not chicken!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21HE CLUCKS
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Fine! Let that doofus break every bone in his body!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36A-a-a-a-ah!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Huh?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Stop right there!- Whoa... Oomph!
0:03:51 > 0:03:56- I want to see both of you in my office, right now.- Whew!
0:04:00 > 0:04:05- You too, Binky.- Me? I didn't do anything wrong!- I know.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10- I need to hear your account of what happened.- But... Wrestling's in...
0:04:10 > 0:04:1220 minutes!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Slam Wilson doesn't like to be kept waiting.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27DOOR OPENS Nice going, SQUEALER.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Binky?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41'..the most amazing match in wrestling history!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44'Slam Wilson has toppled the Timber Twins.
0:04:44 > 0:04:50'From would-be champions to a pile of wood chips, in 27 minutes!'
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Great(!)
0:04:52 > 0:04:57- I'm sorry, sweetie. But you did do the right thing!- So what?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00You should feel proud of yourself!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I don't feel proud. I feel rotten.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08I missed the wrestling match, and Rattles called me a squealer.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12He said that, but I bet that deep down he's glad you stopped him.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- You really think so? - I'm sure of it.
0:05:18 > 0:05:24No! I'm not glad deep down! Because of you we got a month's detention!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Why couldn't you keep your mouth shut? Squealer.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30But I saved your life!
0:05:31 > 0:05:36- Volume, Mr Burns.- Grrrr.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Hi, sweetie!- You were wrong. - About what, dear?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Rattles! He hates my guts!
0:05:45 > 0:05:50What's the point of doing good if you don't even get a thank you?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Not everyone is like him, Binky. - Hmm. I wonder.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00BARKING
0:06:06 > 0:06:13Seven pieces of litter picked up - zero thank yous.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18That lawn could sure use a mowing!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25HE PANTS
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Whew!
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Huh?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Here! They were in the locker room.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Someone must have lost them.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05Mommy! Somebody took all my clothes while I was in the shower!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Here, Mom. I'll do that tonight.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Oh! Why, thank you, Binky!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Finally.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Um, dear? What about the rest of the dishes?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30You mean I have to do ALL of them?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Well, you offered, so I thought...
0:07:34 > 0:07:38What? That for one measly thank you I'd slave away all night?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41That's it! I'm through with being nice!
0:07:41 > 0:07:45From now on, no more Mr Nice Guy!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48That was my last nice act, EVER!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56There. THAT was my last nice act ever.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I'll show everyone.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Won't have Binky Burns to kick around any more.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- ENGINE REVS LOUDLY - Aah!
0:08:06 > 0:08:11So, you wanna be Mr No More Mr Nice Guy now, huh?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I...yes! No! I mean...
0:08:13 > 0:08:18- I'm sorry I stole your line! Please don't hurt me!- Ah, that's OK.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23I just want to make sure you know what you're getting into.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Hop on.- Are you gonna show me some moves, Slam?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Yep. YOUR moves, Binky Burns.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Where are we?- The lake.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Heh heh. That's me!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45And there's Big Blue! I was trying to catch him for bug week.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- You finally caught him, right?- Yeah. But then I let him go.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53I bet that lousy lepidopteran never even thanked you!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Well...no!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58So, why'd you do it?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I don't know. I just wanted to.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21DOG WHINES
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Wow! I never knew what a nice guy I was!
0:09:27 > 0:09:33Yep. I wonder what Elwood City would be like without you.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48- Who's that?- Nurse! Nurse, I have an itch!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51It's Rattles! Oh, easy, buddy!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- I'll help you. Where does it itch? - He can't hear you, Binky.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58O-Oh...everything hurts.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03- I wish I'd never tried that stupid trick.- So do I.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08But you could have been grateful - was that so much to ask for?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Come on. There's something else.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Life ain't always fair, Binky.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- I'll say!- But you're not the only one who doesn't get appreciated.
0:10:20 > 0:10:26Someone works 24 hours a day for free, and almost never gets thanked!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Really? Poor guy.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Hey, that's my house! Watch out!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- That's my mom! - SHE SIGHS
0:10:38 > 0:10:44- She HAS to do all that stuff! She's my mom!- Oh, really?
0:10:44 > 0:10:49I wonder what would happen if she wanted to be No More Mrs Nice Guy.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53FLIES BUZZ
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Slam?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Where'd you go?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Goodbye, Binkums! Your father and I are going on a cruise!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Another cruise? Without me?
0:11:06 > 0:11:11There wasn't enough money in your college fund for three tickets!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15But... How am I supposed to eat while you're gone?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Help yourself to whatever's in the fridge!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Slam! Come back!
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- You gotta help me! - HE SOBS
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Come back, Slam!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Whew!- Binky?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53What's wrong? Did you have a nightmare?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Um... I was just getting a glass of water.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Do you want some hot milk?
0:11:58 > 0:12:02No, Mom, that's all right! You go back to sleep.
0:12:12 > 0:12:17"Dear Mom. Thanks. Love, Binky."
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- ENGINE REVS - And thank you, Slam Wilson!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Subtitles by Carolyn Black BBC Broadcast 2003
0:12:34 > 0:12:37E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk