0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other
0:00:20 > 0:00:24# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:24 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:53 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:07 > 0:01:12# Merry blue cow, merry blue cow We love you
0:01:12 > 0:01:13# Yeah, we do... #
0:01:13 > 0:01:16THUNDEROUS FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:01:16 > 0:01:22- DW, why am I so large today?- We're seeing things from MY point of view.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- You ALWAYS look huge to me.- I do?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Arthur, you're in third grade. You're a giant!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Your gloves are as big as my shoes!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38It's weird that people see you differently to how you see youself.
0:01:38 > 0:01:44- Oh, Arthur, you've got peanut butter all over your face.- Mom, cut it out!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Sorry. I just can't help thinking of you as my little baby.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52Well, I'm not a baby, OK? I'm a... a waiter?
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Our special today is kibble drenched in steak gravy
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- with a side of liver snaps.- Wuff! Wuff!- How would you like that done?
0:02:01 > 0:02:07- Wuff!- Hal is a very demanding customer, but he is a good tipper.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20When the sand drains, you will be carried onto this catapult
0:02:20 > 0:02:24where rats will gnaw the rope on this pulley, releasing the weight
0:02:24 > 0:02:30and sending you into this vat of piping-hot scrambled eggs!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32MAD CACKLING
0:02:32 > 0:02:36You'll never get away with this, Dr Fowl!
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Why doesn't he just THROW Bionic Bunny into the scrambled eggs?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Hey, whose side are you on? - But it's so unrealistic!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Watch now. Dr Fowl will reveal his master plan for no reason.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55While you're melting like a wedge of cheddar,
0:02:55 > 0:03:00I'll be robbing banks dressed as YOU!
0:03:00 > 0:03:05The age-old mask device?! We've seen it a million times.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09- I can tell you exactly what's going to happen next.- Cut it out!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Why do you have to ruin the show?! It really bugs me.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19And the outermost planet is...? Francine?
0:03:19 > 0:03:24- Pluto.- Good. Now, because Pluto is so far away from the sun...
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Mr Ratburn? Pluto's orbit intersects Neptune's
0:03:28 > 0:03:31so technically it's not always outermost.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Thank you, Alan. But I'd appreciate it if you raise your hand before...
0:03:36 > 0:03:41- Yes, Alan?- Isn't it true there's some controversy
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- as to whether Pluto is a planet at all?- Yes, I suppose.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48So why are we learning the planets if we don't...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Hand, Alan. Hand.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Sorry, no more questions until after class.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01- You guys divert them and I'll race in and grab the flag.- Good idea!
0:04:01 > 0:04:06Wait. Haven't you learnt anything from the Battle of Agincourt?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- The...- You don't like my plan?
0:04:08 > 0:04:13Well, a more effective option would be to orchestrate a weave pattern.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Here, let me show you on my DX3 Personal Organiser.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Yeah!- Yay, we did it!- Woo-hoo!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Aw-ww...
0:04:21 > 0:04:25We'd have won if they had listened to me.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Here, I saved the plan on my DX3... Oh! My personal organiser!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I left it on the field!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36We'd have won if it weren't for Brain. He's such a know-it-all.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Sometimes he can be a real pest.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- Come on, Francine. It's not a big deal.- But it happens every time.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Mom, am I annoying? - Of course not, sweetie.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57- Where does a question like that come from?- Just something someone said.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01But you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05"From where does a question like that come?" is more correct.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08OK, Alan, it's time to go to sleep.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- HE YAWNS - I must have stayed up too late
0:05:18 > 0:05:22working on those extra credit problems.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Aaargh!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- KNOCKING - Don't be alarmed when you see me.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38You look fine. Now hurry along.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43- Mom, I'm a bug!- Of course, Alan, you're a common household pest.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48Now, put on the sweater from Grandma. It's school picture day.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- Sorry I'm late, Mr Rat.- Just take a seat and stop bugging us.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58Since we've all done our reading, a pop quiz won't be too difficult.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Time's up. Congratulations, Alan.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16You've succeeded in producing a puddle of brown slime.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I'm sorry, Alan. You can't come in.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Orders from the Board of Health. - I'm hungry!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Well, take it up with the Board.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33In the meantime, there's plenty of rotten fruit in the garbage.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38All right, everyone...smile!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Aaargh!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45We're gonna have to take that one again.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Here, let me try.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54- You have a slow leak. I'd suggest a makeshift...- Quit bugging us!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57You're a pest, Brain. A real pest.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02And you know what we do with pests? We squash them.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- ALL: Let's get him! - Aaargh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Aaargh!
0:07:17 > 0:07:22The subterranean cave - not THAT age-old device(?)
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Brain, have you learnt nothing from the Battle of Agincourt(?)
0:07:26 > 0:07:29What are you going to do to me?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33When Buster pulls this lever,
0:07:33 > 0:07:37this belt thingy will carry you onto this throwing thingy
0:07:37 > 0:07:39which will toss you onto this wall
0:07:39 > 0:07:43where you will be swatted by this giant fly-swatter.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46But... But that makes no sense.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49It would be much simpler just to swat me.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Maybe, but it would be a lot less fun.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56OK, Buster, let her rip.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10HE GASPS
0:08:12 > 0:08:14What a disturbing dream!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18So what does it all mean?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Ohhhmmm... I've got it!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- It means you will come into sudden wealth.- Sudden wealth?!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29My dream wasn't about wealth!
0:08:29 > 0:08:33No, wait! You will meet a stranger who will change your life.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36What has that to do with bugs?!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Uh...you will receive a promotion at work?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43I don't have a job! You don't know what you're talking about!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- I suppose that's possible. - I think I dreamed I was a bug
0:08:47 > 0:08:51because I AM a bug... in a symbolic sense.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54When I correct people I annoy them.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57OK, smarty-pants, have it YOUR way!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01A perfect illustration of my theory. I see only one solution -
0:09:01 > 0:09:03a vow of total silence.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Total silence?! Hah! You won't last a minute!
0:09:07 > 0:09:12I assure you, Prunella, I have ample willpower to... Oops.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20If anyone can answer this question,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I'll let you all go to recess early today.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Cool!- Oh, great!- Let's do it!
0:09:26 > 0:09:31What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backwards?
0:09:33 > 0:09:38'Hmm. Moving backwards... I've got it! It's Niagara Falls!
0:09:38 > 0:09:43'The force of the water erodes the lip of the falls, making it recede.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44'Wait!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46'I can't! My vow!'
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Anybody?
0:09:48 > 0:09:52'Must...be...strong...
0:09:52 > 0:09:57'Say Niagara Falls! Niagara Falls!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- 'Niagara Falls!' - Uh...is it the Statue of Liberty?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05No, Buster, it's a natural landmark. Anybody else?
0:10:08 > 0:10:13'Sure, they want me to answer now, but later they'll call me a pest.'
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Time's up. The answer is Niagara Falls,
0:10:16 > 0:10:21whose rim is eroded by the thousands of gallons of water
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- passing over each second.- '75,000 gallons per second to be precise.'
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Hmm, I could go for a red spiral...
0:10:30 > 0:10:35or maybe the steelie in the back. What do you think, Brain?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Ahem.- Did you hear me, Brain?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Ahem! Ahem!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Are you OK? Do you need some water?
0:10:44 > 0:10:49- HE SIGHS - What's wrong with him?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56I have the perfect plan. Arthur, you climb up that tree.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Meanwhile the Brain will...
0:10:58 > 0:11:03'They're going to get our flag! I've got to do something!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07'No. Don't say a word. They don't want you telling them what to do.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10'But I HAVE to say something!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15'But I can't! But I must! But I...!'
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Francine, go help Buster. Arthur, make a diversionary move.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Francine!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Here. Sorry.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35What are you sorry for?! You got us the flag!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- That was great! - But I told you guys what to do.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Doesn't that annoy you?- Yeah, but not when it wins us the game!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Is THAT why you've been so quiet? Because you think you're annoying?
0:11:47 > 0:11:52Well, I overheard Francine calling me a pest the other day.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I was just mad that we lost, Brain. I'm sorry.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Besides, everyone bugs people sometimes. Muffy's a show-off,
0:11:59 > 0:12:03and Buster eats my desserts when I'm not looking.
0:12:03 > 0:12:08- Huh?! And what about Francine? She can be a real big-mouth.- What?!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Who are you calling a big-mouth?!
0:12:10 > 0:12:15- I guess you're right. - I am not a big-mouth!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Huh?!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25AAAAARGH!
0:12:33 > 0:12:38Subtitles by Morag Reive BBC Broadcast 2004
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