0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Every day you walk down the street Everybody that you meet
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Has an original point of view
0:00:11 > 0:00:13- # And I say, hey!- Hey!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# What a wonderful kind of day We can learn to work and play
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# And get along with each other
0:00:20 > 0:00:25# You gotta listen to your heart Listen to the beat
0:00:25 > 0:00:30# Listen to the rhythm of the street Open your eyes! Open your ears!
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Get together, make things better By working together
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Believe in yourself For that's the place to start
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- # And I say, hey!- Hey! - What a wonderful kind of day
0:00:48 > 0:00:54# We can learn to work and play And get along with each other
0:00:54 > 0:00:59# What a wonderful kind of day, hey! What a wonderful kind of day, HEY! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Hey, DW!- Hey...
0:01:09 > 0:01:14Eww! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life!
0:01:14 > 0:01:19Lucky our chef prepared MY lunch at home for me.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21What a lightweight!
0:01:21 > 0:01:26- There are more disgusting things than Salisbury steak!- Smelly socks!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Baby diapers.- Cat whiskers!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33BOTH: Cat whiskers?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Ugh!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39You wanna know what's really, REALLY disgusting?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Er, does anybody have a tissue?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48ALL: UGH!
0:01:49 > 0:01:54Hey, can someone help me? I need to bleed all over you(!)
0:01:56 > 0:02:01What? It's just a bloody nose. I can't help it.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I wanna bleed all over your food(!)
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Stop, you'll get it on my foie gras!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Thank you.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22- You sound just like him! - You're funny, Francine. Do more!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26I...just need to, er...contaminate you.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30L-Let me wipe...my...nose...
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- BLEURRRRGH! - SPLASH!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38UGH!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04OK, your temperature is fine and your pulse is fine.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- It's probably the 24-hour bug that's going around.- Or food poisoning?
0:03:08 > 0:03:13If you'd food poisoning, you'd KNOW it. You'd barely be able to move.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19It's all right, Mom. I just puked, that's all...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21In front of the whole school!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Ahem... >
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Grrr!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32I TOLD you - the nurse didn't KNOW why I did it!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35She said I may have a 24-hour bug.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38You are SO gonna catch it at school tomorrow.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- When Lucas Hansen barfed in our fifth-grade math class...- I know!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Everybody called him Lucas Puke-as. - Still do - after five years.
0:03:46 > 0:03:51- Thanks for your concern(!) - Just sisterly advice.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56There's one barf kid in every class. YOU just stepped up to the plate.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Hey, just cos you and YOUR friends like to make fun of sick people
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- doesn't mean MY friends will. - Yeah(?) Then tell me this...
0:04:04 > 0:04:08If someone in your class hurled in front of the whole school,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11wouldn't YOU make fun of THEM?
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- And just think what'll happen if you hurl AGAIN!- Oh-h!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Hmm...
0:04:24 > 0:04:26where IS everyone?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29EXCITED CHATTER
0:04:29 > 0:04:33..And the Disgusting Person Of The Year Award goes to...
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Barfine Frensky... Oh!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38GASPS
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Sorry, Barfine, but we've got to think of our health!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46LOUD LAUGHTER
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Stop it, all of you! You should be ashamed of yourselves.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Come with me, Miss Frensky.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58You'll feel much more at home in here, I think.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Hi, Barfine, welcome to class.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10WAAAAARGH!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh-h!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Hey, Francine - time for school.
0:05:22 > 0:05:29- If you're not feeling well, call me. I'll pick you up.- Mom, I'm fine!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Francine! >
0:05:31 > 0:05:36- Oh, no!- How are you feeling?- Are you OK?- We were worried about you.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41..What?
0:05:41 > 0:05:46- Is that all(?)- No... Hope this makes you feel better.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48You're kidding, right?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Kidding? What do you mean? - Oh, come on!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Ooh...! - GULP!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Scuse me!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00What's with her?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I knew we should've gotten candy.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16OK... I'm OK.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Francine, what's wrong?! - N-Nothing. See you in class.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Er, hi!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31GULP!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44(Psst! Are you OK?)
0:06:45 > 0:06:48THEY WHISPER
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Catherine was right!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Gimme a break(!)
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Settle down, back there!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16HER STOMACH GURGLES
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Hey, Francine, we've been looking all over for you!
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Sometimes I like to eat alone! - You didn't like the candy, huh?
0:07:31 > 0:07:37- What candy?- In the bag you crumpled and threw at me.- Oh, the BARF bag?
0:07:37 > 0:07:43Barf bag? ..I KNEW we should've gotten her a comic book instead.
0:07:43 > 0:07:48- We're just trying to be nice. We care about you.- Huh.
0:07:48 > 0:07:55- Hey, Francine, did the nurse say why you got sick?- It's some sort of bug.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08LOUD RETCHING
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Aha - see?! I KNEW it.- Knew what?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I was testing you. You do think I'm disgusting.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21You're just waiting for me to puke again so you can make fun of me!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23CHUCKLES
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I HEARD THAT!
0:08:27 > 0:08:32Well, go ahead - laugh! Come on, all of you! Here I am - laugh(!)
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Y'know what's MORE disgusting than someone puking in the cafeteria?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39PHONEYS!
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Hey, I've been wanting to tell you all day how cool that was!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50I've never seen anybody hurl like that! You rock!
0:08:50 > 0:08:55Finally, someone who's HONEST. Come on, Binky, let's get another table.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- So were you the talk of the school? - Hmm...
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Did they laugh at you?- Hmm...
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Called you "Barfine"?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Where did you hear THAT name?
0:09:14 > 0:09:19It's logical. "Pukeine" lacks poetry and "Ralphine" is...too confusing.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Eww! Incoming! >
0:09:31 > 0:09:34He's got MY vote for Disgusto Of The year!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37You mean Disgusto Of The CENTURY!
0:09:53 > 0:09:58Hi, George... There's nobody else, just me.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Want to get a milkshake? - Why?- That's what friends do.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- We're friends?- Sure.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13MMM!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18So, George, now we're such good friends,
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- may I ask you a question? - Oh, I knew it. Here it comes.
0:10:22 > 0:10:27- How do you TAKE it? Being laughed at, I mean.- I have to go now.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- It's not safe here. - ..No, I'm serious!
0:10:31 > 0:10:36- I mean, since people laugh at both of us now...- No-one laughs at YOU.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Well, not to my face, but I know...
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- They're NOT laughing at you. - Of course they are!
0:10:42 > 0:10:47Puking's worse than nosebleeds. Why would they laugh at you but not me?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Because you're POPULAR.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Well...that's not fair!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Uh-huh(!)
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Now, if you'll excuse me, I really have to go.- Why?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- GULP! - ..Excuse me!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Ow!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Oh, no! < EWWW!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23That is so disgusting, George! >
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- THEY LAUGH > - Leave him alone!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28..What?!
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- He's no more disgusting than- I- am! He can't HELP getting nosebleeds.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38(I think we just entered the fourth dimension.)
0:11:38 > 0:11:43Francine, you poor thing, you really ARE sick! Come and sit down.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44NO!
0:11:44 > 0:11:49It's not fair! George's nose bleeds and everybody laughs. I BARF,
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- and Buster gives me flowers and candy!- And a comic!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I'll tell you who's disgusting...
0:11:56 > 0:11:59WE are.
0:12:02 > 0:12:07- Want a tissue?- Want a tissue? - Want a tissue?
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Uh...
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Don't worry, George. If Francine says it, it must be so!
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Wow! I don't feel nauseous any more!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Subtitles by E Kane BBC Broadcast: 2004
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