Homeless and Angry

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0:00:25 > 0:00:28- Are you ready, Nev?- Ready, Barney.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- I'll turn the water on now, OK? - OK!

0:00:31 > 0:00:32- Here it comes. - SQUEAKING

0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Oh! Whoa!- Hang on, here...

0:00:37 > 0:00:40NEV YELLS

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Barney!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I'll turn it off!

0:00:47 > 0:00:51- Oh!- Well, I'm soaking wet. You're soaking wet.

0:00:51 > 0:00:56- Oh, oh...- And the trike's bone dry.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Mm... Again, again!

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Again!

0:01:06 > 0:01:11- Good job, Nev.- Yay!- You take that hosepipe back to Mr Prank, please.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Angry Pants.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17- If you see him, say thank you for letting us borrow it, OK?- OK.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20NEV HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:01:26 > 0:01:30# Do-do-do-da-da-do-doo... #

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Excuse me!

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Excuse me, Mr Angry Pants.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46WATER TRICKLES

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Ooh!

0:01:56 > 0:02:00# Doo-doo-doo-do-do... #

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Oh, it's hungry work washing that trike, Nev.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Hungry.- Fancy a biscuit?

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Yeah-yeah!

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- SNORING - Keith! Have you eaten our biscuits?

0:02:16 > 0:02:17MORE SNORING

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Keith!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- KEITH WAKE UP!- Oh, oh, oh, where... - Are you all right?

0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Yeah, sure thing, mate. I wasn't asleep.- Yes, you were.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33Nah, I wasn't. I was resting my eyes. I was meditating. I was...

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Asleep.- Yeah.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- In the the afternoon. - Not in Australia!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40At home I'd get a few zeds right now.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43It's hard for a marsupial to adjust.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47- KNOCK AT DOOR - Nev, can you get that?- Yeah-yeah.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Keith, you get out of sight - that could be Mr Prank.- Sure thing, mate.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Hello, Mr Angry Pants.- Achoo!

0:03:01 > 0:03:07I knew it would be you! You always set my allergies off.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Sorry.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I want a word with you, bear.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15When I came home from my trip to the hardware shop,

0:03:15 > 0:03:18I found my apartment knee-deep in water.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Ring any bells?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Said water came from this hosepipe!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29NEV GIGGLES

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Which I found jammed through my letterbox...

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Oops.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38See that?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh, cute!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Cute?

0:03:44 > 0:03:49THAT is my armchair - completely shrunk by water damage.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:03:51 > 0:03:57I wonder if the water would have the same effect on your tiny brain,

0:03:57 > 0:04:00if I shoved this in your ear hole?!

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Uh-oh... - HE GROWLS

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Hel-l-l-p...

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Hello, Mr Prank.- Hello, Mr Barney, how are you?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- NEV WHISTLES - Very well, thanks.- Good.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Any word from your uncle Rupert recently?

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Running a Yak rodeo in Mongolia, last I heard.

0:04:18 > 0:04:24He's a great man, your uncle, always been a good boss to me...

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- What can we do for you? - Nothing, sir.

0:04:27 > 0:04:32Just staying to your animal friend, I've had a small leak in my flat.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37- I hope it doesn't cause you any inconvenience.- We're all dry here.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Hear, hear.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Well I'm very...pleased to hear it.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- OK then, bye.- Yes...

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I'll get you...bear! NEV BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Na-na-na-na!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59It was nice of Mr Prank to warn us about the flood.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- I wonder how it happened.- Mm... I dunno.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06I'm off to see Beatrice for some biscuits.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I don't fancy the ones Keith slept on.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Bye! Love you, Barney.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19- Thanks so much for the biscuits, Beatrice.- I hope you like them.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21- BANGING - What?- Sorry?- What are they?

0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Biscuits. About five o'clock I think. - Right I'll go check.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29LOUD BANGING

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Mr Prank.- Mr Barney, sir.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38- Um...what are you doing?- I'll sleep out here for a couple of nights -

0:05:38 > 0:05:40till the flat dries out.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43I hope it doesn't cause any inconvenience.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Is there nowhere else you can go? - No, sir, can't afford a hotel -

0:05:47 > 0:05:51not even on the generous wages your uncle pays.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- What about staying with friends. - With what?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Never mind.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Lovely piece of work that.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05BANGING STARTS AGAIN

0:06:05 > 0:06:07DOOR BANGS

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Biccies, yum-yum!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Nev, that leak in Mr Prank's flat,

0:06:13 > 0:06:17it wasn't anything to do with the hosepipe, was it?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20# Doo-doo-loo-doo-loo... #

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Nev, did you put the hosepipe through Mr Prank's letter box?

0:06:24 > 0:06:30- Sorry, Barney.- Don't apologise to me. He's sleeping in the corridor!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Oh, dear, oh, dear.- Listen,

0:06:32 > 0:06:36I think we should give him his tea and let him spend the night.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38- No, no, no!- Have a heart!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Come and look at the poor guy.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Oh... - NEV SIGHS

0:06:56 > 0:06:58What do you say?

0:06:59 > 0:07:03'Come on, Nev, let him in. You know it makes sense.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07'Don't let a duck tell you what to do. Who cares about Angry Pants.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11'But, Nev, it's your fault he's sleeping in the corridor.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13'You filled his flat with water.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18- 'Filled it with water?- Yeah, it's like a duck pond in there.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- 'Cor, sounds fantastic. Are you swimming?- You asking?- I'm asking.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- 'I'm swimming!- Yeah!'

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Now, Shelly, nice and snug, there you go.

0:07:36 > 0:07:42- What do you say, Nev?- Mm...OK. - Good bear.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Excuse me, Mr Prank.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Mr Barney, sir.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52We wondered if you'd like to join us for dinner?

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Achoo!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh...yeah-yeah.

0:07:56 > 0:08:01- Dinner?- Yeah. And you can sleep over in our spare bed.- Comfy.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- If you're sure it's not too much trouble.- It'd be our pleasure.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Thank you, that's very kind.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Thank you, Mr Barney, sir.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Thank you, bear. Achoo!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Very kind, very kind. NEV SQUEAKS

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Ouch!

0:08:20 > 0:08:24- Can I offer you a cup of tea? - Oh, that'd be lovely, thank you.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Don't think you got away with ruining my flat, bear!- Ooh...

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- In fact I'm gonna flatten you like a tortilla...- Milk and sugar?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Just milk, thank you, sir.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Then I'm gonna roll you up like an enchilada and stuff you with onions.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Can't scare me!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Scare you? I'm gonna...- Help yourself to biscuits by the way.- Oh,

0:08:51 > 0:08:54thank you, sir, thank you.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Then I'm gonna snap you like a taco and dip you...

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- There you go, milk, no sugar. - Lovely, thank you.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Hey, Nev, since we've got a dinner guest I'll nip out for more beans.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- No-no-no-no!- I'll be ten minutes. You can look after Mr Prank.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- No way, Jose.- Let me get this for you, sir.- Thank you.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18There we are... We'll be fine. Don't you worry.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- See you in a bit.- Bye-bye. HE LAUGHS

0:09:22 > 0:09:24DOOR SLAMS

0:09:24 > 0:09:29Right, bear, it's just you and me...

0:09:29 > 0:09:34- I'm gonna pickle you like a jalapeno...- Sorry, forgot my keys.

0:09:34 > 0:09:39- MR PRANK LAUGHS - See you.- Bye-bye.

0:09:39 > 0:09:45Then I'm going to ship you off to Guadalajara and...

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Bear? BEAR?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Where are you, bear?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54SNORING

0:09:54 > 0:09:58- MR PRANK CACKLES - Can't scare me!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02- I'll find you!- OH!- Oh! - MR PRANK RANTS ON

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Oh, Nev, why are you creeping around like that?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Sorry, Keith.- Don't you know what time it is,

0:10:08 > 0:10:10in Brisbane?

0:10:10 > 0:10:16- I dunno.- I get it. You're hiding from that Angry Pants again.- Yeah!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- What's he doing in your flat, Nev? - Moved in.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Moved in?! What a drag.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26- If you wanna come and live with me, buddy, you're welcome.- Yeah-yeah!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- You'll never need to go upstairs. - Shoobadee-ah!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Barney'll miss you though, mate.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Barney...

0:10:33 > 0:10:38- Yeah, I'll bet he doesn't want Angry Pants living with him.- No way, Jose.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42- So perhaps you should go back upstairs after all.- Yeah-yeah.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45SMASHING KEITH TREMBLES

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. - MR PRANK RANTS

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Then I'll...

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Aha!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Come out, come out, wherever you are.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Achoo!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Yeuch...

0:10:59 > 0:11:04- I know you're close whenever I snee-eeze!- Hello!

0:11:04 > 0:11:11Gotcha! Say your bear prayers...bear.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Barney, Barney.- Hi, Nev.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Have you been good for Mr Prank? - Yeah-yeah.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Good as gold, Mr Barney. Wouldn't have known he was here.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Well, I've got the extra beans. Who's hungry?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Brrrrrr...

0:11:30 > 0:11:32PARP!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36This is nice, isn't it?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Yeah-yeah.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Those beans on toast were lovely, Mr Barney.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Fa-fa-fa-fa... You really should give me the recipe some time.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47It's one of Beatrice's. You should come round more often.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Love you, Mr Angry Pants.

0:11:50 > 0:11:55Listen, you can sleep on here tonight. I hope it's comfortable.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Oh, oh, yes, yes.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02I do hope my snoring doesn't keep you awake.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05I wouldn't worry, I can sleep through a thunderstorm.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Really...

0:12:07 > 0:12:12Yeah, I could sleep through a hurricane.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Oh, that's interesting.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Could you sleep through say... I don't know...

0:12:18 > 0:12:23a small animal being mashed to a pulp?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25- Oh...- What?

0:12:25 > 0:12:31What? Oh, I was just saying I'm a bit tired, I might turn in early.

0:12:31 > 0:12:37Goodnight, bear. Sweet dreams!

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- HE GULPS - Fwightened.

0:12:43 > 0:12:48Oh, I am so tired tonight, Nev. I'm gonna sleep like a log.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Goodnight, Barney.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53I'll be asleep as soon as my head hits the...

0:12:53 > 0:12:55HE SNORES

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Barney?

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Barney?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- A DOG BARKS - Oh... Oh...

0:13:07 > 0:13:10NEV WHIMPERS A CAT MIAOWS

0:13:12 > 0:13:16- CLATTERING - Fwightened.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19SPOOKY NOISES

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Aaargh!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Barney!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41EVIL LAUGHTER

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Uh-oh.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49NEV GASPS

0:13:49 > 0:13:51MR PRANK YELLS

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Oh...- Yah!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Yah! Yah!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58NEV PANTS AND GASPS

0:13:58 > 0:14:00YELLING

0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Help!- Yaaargh!

0:14:02 > 0:14:04NEV SHRIEKS

0:14:04 > 0:14:07MR PRANK YELLS

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Help! Help! Help! Waa-aah!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Yaaaargh!

0:14:24 > 0:14:26NEV SCREAMS

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- HE PANTS - Fwightened.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Barney.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Barney, drink, please.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43RATTLING

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Can't scare me!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54SNORING

0:15:15 > 0:15:17FLOORBOARD CREAKS

0:15:17 > 0:15:20SNORING CONTINUES

0:15:27 > 0:15:29CREAKING

0:15:37 > 0:15:40LOUD CREAK Achoo!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- SNORING CONTINUES - Phew!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Oh! Oh!

0:16:03 > 0:16:06HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Oooh, sleepy pants.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- G'day, Nevvy!- Waa-aa-aah!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27WAA-AA-AA-AAH!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Didn't scare you there, did I?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31It's that bear, innit? NEV WAILS

0:16:31 > 0:16:33I know it's that bear!

0:16:33 > 0:16:38Listen, I'll make myself scarce. You might want to stay out his way too.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41MR PRANK SCREAMS

0:16:42 > 0:16:44CRASH! CRUNCHING AND SCREAMS

0:16:44 > 0:16:50- Oooh, that must've hurt. Wackadoo! Take care, Nev.- Waa-aah!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52CREAKING

0:16:52 > 0:16:56I'll get you, bear. I'll get you.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Yaa-aa-aargh!

0:16:59 > 0:17:02HE GROWLS

0:17:02 > 0:17:06- WAAAAAH!- I should warn you, bear,

0:17:06 > 0:17:10I'm not at my best when I've just woken up.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- I tend to be a bit grouchy! - WAAAAAH!

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Ooooh, fwightened!

0:17:20 > 0:17:23So you should be...bear!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25- I'm gonna destroy you.- No-o-o!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Can't catch me!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Na-na-na-na.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Help! Barney, Barney!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35GENTLE SNORING

0:17:39 > 0:17:41HE CHORTLES

0:17:42 > 0:17:44B-B-Barney!

0:17:44 > 0:17:49Oh, dear, I don't think Mr Barney's gonna wake up.

0:17:49 > 0:17:54No-one to save you this time...bear.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Can't catch me, blaa-rrph!

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Here I am. Ha, ha!

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Yaaaargh!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08BEAR!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Groovy!

0:18:14 > 0:18:16I'LL GET YOU, BEAR!

0:18:26 > 0:18:30I know you're out here, bear. I'll find ya.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32HE SNIFFS

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Aha!

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Got ya! Oh...

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Can't catch me! Ha, ha!

0:18:46 > 0:18:51- Where are you, bear?- Secret.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Gotcha!

0:18:54 > 0:18:56HE LAUGHS

0:18:56 > 0:19:01Oh! Oh, Shelly, I'm so sorry, I thought you were someone else.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Na-na-na-na-na! Night-night! - DOOR SLAMS

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Bear?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Bear!

0:19:11 > 0:19:16- Oh...- Bear! Bear!

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Mr Barney! 'Scuse me, Mr Barney.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25I'm sorry, I...

0:19:25 > 0:19:27seem to have locked myself out.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Mr Barney!

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Mr Barney!

0:19:33 > 0:19:38# Mr Barney. #

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Nev, is that you?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Yes, Barney.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02- Can you try not to make so much noise, please.- Sorry, Barney.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05That's OK.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Love you, Barney.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14COCKEREL CROWS

0:20:14 > 0:20:19- Ah... Hey, morning, Nev.- Hello. - Did you sleep well?

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Mm...

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- I hardly slept at all.- Huh?!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26I had this really weird dream,

0:20:26 > 0:20:29that elephants stampeded through the flat.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Then one of them started shouting at me,

0:20:32 > 0:20:35going, "Mr Barney, sir, please let me in!"

0:20:35 > 0:20:37It was really freaky.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Oh, that's strange. Mr Prank's already got up and left.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Confused.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47He's left the flat in a real mess.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51- We won't be inviting him round again.- Yeah-yeah.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55Anyway, come on, let's finish off those beans.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Yaa-aa-aargh!

0:20:56 > 0:20:59No way, Jose.