0:00:20 > 0:00:2398...99...100!
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Here I come, ready or not! Where's Nev?
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Here I am!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32OK. Now...
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I can't see, but I can smell.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Your stinky feet...
0:00:37 > 0:00:38are very close by.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41OK, they were.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43HE SNIFFS
0:00:43 > 0:00:46All right, where's Nev?
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Here I am!- Ooh, you're good at this.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Can't catch me!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Wanna bet?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Na-na-na-na-na!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Now you've done it.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Gotcha!
0:00:58 > 0:01:03You've put a bit of weight on since we last played this! ..Nev?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Where's all the fur gone from your face?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Nev! You've gone bald!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Oh!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12It's you! Funny story.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15I thought you were him.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18And I went to, you know... I'm sorry, Mr Prank.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Hello, Mr Angry Pants!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21A-tchoo!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Not to worry, sir. I'm...
0:01:26 > 0:01:30I'm delighted you and the lovely little b-b-bear are playing.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34I've a special treat for you. I've brought your favourite playmate,
0:01:34 > 0:01:36my nephew, Bouncer Boy.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38NEV GULPS All right, worms?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Isn't he a treasure, eh?
0:01:42 > 0:01:47I have to shoot off to find out what happened to a delivery of ice cream.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- You don't mind keeping him entertained?- No, actually...
0:01:50 > 0:01:53OK. Goodbye! Thank you very much.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Got any sweets?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59MIAOW
0:02:00 > 0:02:02GULPS AGAIN
0:02:02 > 0:02:0598...
0:02:05 > 0:02:0799...100.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Coming, ready or not!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12He's behind the chair.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14GROWLING AND HISSING
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Steady on! Steady on! Get back. Get back!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Hang on a second. Bouncer, are you sure you won't play?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Nah. It's rubbish!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Did I mention that the winner gets a load of sweets?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Eh?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I'm it! Go!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Sixty...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34seventy...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36eighty...ninety...99...100!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38BANDIT GROWLS
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Bandit, they can't have gone far. Do your stuff.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I need those sweets. I'm starving.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06They must be hiding outside!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Cheaters!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I'm gonna demand extra sweets for this!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, Nev, I never thought he was gonna leave!
0:03:19 > 0:03:24- Hear, hear!- Oh, and look at the state of the flat!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- He's not gonna tidy that up, is he? - No way, Jose!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Let's go and see where he's gone.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40What's that?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I don't know, mate.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44There's no name or address on it.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I wonder who it belongs to?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Eh?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57What?! How did that happen?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Confused!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05"Property of the Great Marvelino,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07"magician extraordinaire."
0:04:07 > 0:04:12But there's no phone number, so we can't let him know his case is here.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Spooky.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Right! Come out now! - Bouncer Boy is coming back!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Hurry!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Oh, no, Nev, it's not going up!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Quick! Find somewhere else to hide!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Wait for me! Barney!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Barney!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38DOOR SHAKES
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Right! I'm sick of this!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Come out now!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Come on, little bear!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55I know you're in here.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57NEV'S TEETH CHATTER
0:04:57 > 0:04:59There's enough sweets for us to share.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06BANDIT MIAOWS
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Ooh, what's this?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11MIAOWING
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Are you in there?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Nope.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Barney!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Gotcha! Now, where's my sweets?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Barney!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Has he got 'em? Has he eaten 'em?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Barney! Box! Magic!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Give me that!- Grrr!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44This isn't any kind of magic wand.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Then, again...
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- MIAOW - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Cool!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I want you to become a chocolate cake.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Chocolate cake-o, presto!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Well, it's a little bit closer.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Barney! Barney!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Calm down, bear! I'm trying to do something really important.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Barney, box, wham-o, gone!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18WHIMPERS
0:06:18 > 0:06:20MIAOWING
0:06:20 > 0:06:24What's that, Bandit? You think the bear's trying to tell us
0:06:24 > 0:06:26that Barney hid in the box and disappeared?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Hear, hear!
0:06:27 > 0:06:32It's his own fault. Well, that's very tough, Bandit.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Tough, but fair.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Grrrr! - HISS
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Now, now, you two!
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Calm down!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43I might bring Barney back later, if I feel like it.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44SIGHS
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I bet he wished he wasn't so good at hiding now!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52PHONE RINGS
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Oh.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Nev?- Barney! Barney!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Hi, mate. I'm OK, but I think I got magicked off somewhere.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Oops! Love you, Barney!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Love you too, mate. You've got to get the wand and bring me back.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- Bouncer Belly!- Oh, no, he's got it? You have to get it back off him.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Get Keith to help you if you need to.- Aye, aye, Captain!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Nev, hurry up, will you? It's boring in here!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Look, matey, I don't know where you came from, but you can't stay here.
0:07:23 > 0:07:28I pay rent, you see. Well, I don't, actually, but I was here first!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30And so were my squealers.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31SQUEAKING
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oh, all right, then. You can stay for a bit.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37But no more parties. I know what you rabbits are like!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39PANTING
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Keith! Keith, quick!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Nev, slow down, buddy!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Meet my new room-mate, Floppy.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Barney gone! Fwightened!
0:07:51 > 0:07:52How?!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Bouncer Belly. Magic.- Really?
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Crikey! Well,
0:07:56 > 0:08:00whatever your plan is, count me in! Floppy, you stay here.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02This is a bear thing.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09For the last time, Bandit, I'm not gonna turn you into a real cat.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12You'd just run away, like all my other pets.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Ssh! Ssh!- Right,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17what's the plan again, Nevvy?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21You'll distract Bouncer Boy with your...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- LAUGHTER - Shh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Ssh! Ssh! Ssh!- Yeah.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29And while you're distracting him, I'll grab the wand. Yeah.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Gotcha, buddy!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Hello, Bouncer Belly! - What do you want, bear?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Better not be about boring old Barney again!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42A-hem! Feeling groovy!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46UP-TEMPO LATIN MUSIC
0:08:49 > 0:08:50That's it! Entertain me!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oh! Ah!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Ooh! Ah!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Aghh!- Oh!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Hey, where did you go?
0:09:10 > 0:09:11I was enjoying that!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Keith?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Keith?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Nev!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Nev! Over here, mate!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Aghh!- It's me, buddy! I've been magicked into a cushion.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! - You can say that again!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Listen, buddy. I need help. And quickly. Try Beatrice.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Beetroot! Yeah, yeah!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Nev, what have you been up to?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39If I find out you're trying to steal my wand,
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I'll be very, very cross!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Bring back Barney!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44MIAOW
0:09:44 > 0:09:49The only way Barney will be brought back is if you'll be my slave.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50No way, Jose!
0:09:50 > 0:09:51BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Go easy!
0:09:54 > 0:09:55MIAOW
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Well, at least I found a cushion for this seat.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01It's well uncomfortable.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Oh, no!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05FARTING SOUND
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Crikey, mate, what have you been eating?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Who said that?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12PANTING
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Beetroot! Beetroot!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Beetroot!
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Nev, can you hang on for a second?
0:10:19 > 0:10:23N-N-No! Barney gone! Keith cushion! Quick! Quick!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25OK, Nev, just calm down.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Whatever's wrong, we'll sort it out. Explain to me in a second.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- But...- Let me turn the cooker off. I'm doing a project for college.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36EXPLOSION
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Never mind!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42What's the problem, Nev?
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Right!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Stop whatever it is you're doing. - Beatrice, why are you here?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Don't give me that, monster! Nev told me what you've been up to.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Hear, hear!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Bring back Barney this instant and clean up this mess!
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Hear, hear!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Well, it's a tempting offer...
0:11:01 > 0:11:03but ha!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Beetroot!- That was a good one!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Get off me! Get off!
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Phew!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Well...
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Looks like it's just you and me.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21Now, are you going to be my friend and do exactly what I tell you to?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Yeah, yeah!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Get off!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Oh!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33This is the life!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Yucky!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Hello?
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Aghh!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Are you OK, Unc?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- #- What's just happened to me? Won't someone please explain?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- #- I feel like I should sing and dance, which is an awful shame- #
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Nev had this magic wand.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01He zapped you and made all this mess
0:12:01 > 0:12:04and he even magicked busybody Barney away.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- But I got it off him.- N-N-N-No!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- #- I'll get you for this, bear
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- #- Just see if I don't
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- #- And if I stop dancing
0:12:12 > 0:12:13- #- I'll grab you by the throat- #
0:12:13 > 0:12:15NEV GULPS
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I'm feeling thirsty, Nev.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Why don't you get me something fizzy?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21SIGHS
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Barney, Beatrice and Keith are all in trouble.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31What are you going to do?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Get Bouncer Boy!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Or you could politely appeal to his good side.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38What good side?!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Fair point. Squirt him!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Doo-doo-doo. Doo-doo-doo-do-do.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47MIAOW
0:12:47 > 0:12:49That's more like it, bear.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Now get back down there and finish my feet!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Aghh! Aghh! Aghh!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Wet!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I'm gonna get you, bear!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Prepare to be magicked!
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Ouch!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Phew! I thought I was gonna be stuck under that smelly bum for ever!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- #- Go and get him, nephew
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- #- Get that meddling bear
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- #- It's his fault I'm dancing in my sweaty underwear- #
0:13:20 > 0:13:22You're for it, bear!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27TOILET FLUSHES
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- What happened? - Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- #- Oh, no, my poor dear nephew
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- #- What are you going to do?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- #- Your magic wand rebounded
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- #- And now you are a loo!- #
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Hello, Mr Angry Pants!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- #- Now, calm down, kind, sweet Neville,
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- #- And do not lose your temper
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- #- You're trying to get your Barney back
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- #- And that you must remember- #
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Help Barney!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00'Hey, Unc, help!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03'Give me back my wand, bear, or I'll...'
0:14:03 > 0:14:06TOILET FLUSHES
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Magic, please!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
0:14:15 > 0:14:16DRUM ROLL
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Magic, please!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29It is I, the great Marvelino!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Sorry about this, little bear. I'll change to less smokey explosions.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Ah!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I see you have my wand.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Oh, so this is where the delivery company sent my trunk.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48And all I got was some not very nice ice cream.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- HE RAPS - Hey, hey, watch what you say.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Hmm...- Now, little bear, this is very important.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Has my wand been used by anybody?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Er...
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Hmm...
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I'll take that as a yes!
0:15:09 > 0:15:10- #- You, sir, are about to get
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- #- A large piece of my mind
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- #- It's because of you that he's a loo
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- #- And I sing all the time!- #
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Well, that's enough from him.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Now, to sort out who is good and who is bad news in this situation,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I need my wickedometer!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Oh!
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Yes.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33It detects levels of wickedness
0:15:33 > 0:15:37so I can see who is responsible for this fiasco.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40WICKEDOMETER BLEEPS
0:15:40 > 0:15:41NEV GASPS
0:15:41 > 0:15:45You're not wicked, but you are naughty... Hang on.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46..but nice!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Phewee!
0:15:48 > 0:15:52HIGH-PITCHED BLEEPS Yes, as I thought.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Naughty, naughty. Dastardly!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58He can stay frozen for a while longer.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- SQUELCHY KISS - Love you!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08WICKEDOMETER BLEEPS
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Let me out of here this instant
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- or, so help me, I will take that wand and I will...- Yes?
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Oh! Um, sorry.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I got a bit excited. I don't like small spaces.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Thank you very much!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25You're welcome, m'lady.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Now, who else?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Psst! Psst!
0:16:30 > 0:16:33WHISPERS
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Hey! Who's holding up the line?
0:16:40 > 0:16:44It's OK. Those two just can't see or hear anything for the moment.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Thank you. Those two don't know that Keith lives here.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50BLEEPING
0:16:50 > 0:16:54This one seems to be a very naughty boy.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Nah, I'm misunderstood. I'm lovely once you get to know me.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Hear, hear!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Well, if your little blue friend says you're OK...
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Aye, aye, Captain!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Good enough for me!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Oh, whackadoo! Thanks, Nev!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13No problemo!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Quick, hide before you get seen.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18I'm outta here! Later, dudes!
0:17:22 > 0:17:27- Hey, what just happened? - If I were you, I'd be more worried about what's about to happen!
0:17:29 > 0:17:30BLEEPING
0:17:30 > 0:17:32BLEEPER GOES MAD
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Is that a good sound?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Aghh! No, it is not!
0:17:38 > 0:17:43My word, you are bad news. The most horrid little boy I've ever encountered.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Rubbish! I'm lovely, me. Ask anybody.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Yes, well. I think that's everything.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53No, no, no, no!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54What?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Barney, help!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Somebody else is missing, my little blue friend?
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Hear, hear!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Wow!
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Barney!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Nev! Hey, well done, mate. You've magicked me back home.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11No problemo! Love you, Barney!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Oh, isn't that lovely!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Now, I really must be going.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Hey! What about me?
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Ah, yes. What to do with the two trouble-makers.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- #- Something went all weird
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- #- Something went all wrong
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- #- All the world just froze while I was in my song- #
0:18:29 > 0:18:32# You and he are bullies and deserve all you shall get
0:18:32 > 0:18:35# You, sir, shall be gone and take this spoiled toilet! #
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Now, kind folks, farewell and thank you.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46You've been a wonderful audience.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03I seem to be getting a little low on magic. Could you call me a taxi?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09TOILET FLUSHES
0:19:20 > 0:19:22'Hey, what about me?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24'Unc, help!'
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Here we go.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Popcorn? Yes, please!- Yum-yum! - Popcorn!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Now, eat it slowly.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Those two are still out there, you know.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46How long did Marvelino say it would take to wear off?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Another couple of hours.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52It's times like these you learn "loo" your friends are!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Ah, Barney!- Barney!
0:19:56 > 0:20:01Ah, well, Nev. That was another exciting day, wasn't it?
0:20:01 > 0:20:06- Hear, hear!- It'll be a while before Bouncer Boy touches things he doesn't understand.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Too right, bro. - How are you feeling?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Sleepy.- Sleepy.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Here's Snuggly Ducky-Duck-Duck.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Get some well-earned rest, mate.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17I'm exhausted, too.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22I think I'm still having some side-effects from all the magic.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Subtitles by Moira Diamond Red Bee Media - 2007